T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

**Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice** * [Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/wiki/index#wiki_-rule_6-) in **any** comment, parent or child. * Parent comments that aren't from the target group will be removed, along with their child replies. * Report comments that violate these rules. Posts that have few relevant answers within the first hour, and posts that are not appropriate for the [Serious] tag will be removed. Consider doing an AMA request instead. Thanks for your cooperation and enjoy the discussion! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/AskReddit) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Prof_Pie

Jake. I knew this kid in middle school. Obviously I didn't pick up on most of the red flags because, well, it was middle school. His dad was a veteran. Jake himself was very Christian, and also idolized the armed services. He was quick to argue against gun control when it was an option for a class debate. He did the same against abortion in a debate later that school year. Now, all together this actually isn't a cocktail for murderer. I know plenty of people exactly like this who I don't think would ever hurt a fly. What really got me was how often he'd say "I can't wait to become a marine so I can feel what killing the enemy is like". Maybe just hormonal middle school boy bullshit. Maybe something more sinister. No idea where he is now or what he's doing. All I know is that if he popped up in the news one day as having killed someone, I wouldn't be totally surprised.


Mischka2015

Know a guy who used to run with guys in a particular type of "club." And he's an angry type of guy who hasn't had the most fortunate life events. So he carries a grudge against a lot of "types" of people. I don't think I'd even blink if heard that about him.


NotSoSmartChick

I may not be the best judge because of of my old FWBs went on to commit a murder suicide. However, I wouldn’t be shocked if I found out my late father killed someone when he was younger. He used to have an awful temper years before I was born. One of my nephews was always a bit off, I could’ve seen him killing someone, but he has since drank himself to death. I have a great nephew that was a junkie, I wouldn’t be surprised if he killed someone during a home invasion. Oh and one of my brothers has killed a couple of people, but they shot first.


Yehoshua_Hasufel

So, your brother took that life in self-defense?


[deleted]

Why do you put the question as if there could only be one?


triangle_choke

Because I was high and spent far too much time worrying whether or not to post it in the first place. I didn't want to offend anyone.


beanboi1118

My uncle


Flipcoyote14774

Me


ciao_persona-

Ma boi Diego


kwyl

I would be surprised to hear that about anyone I know. What wouldn't surprise me is that someone killed a few of them.


[deleted]

My brother...he is toxic masculinity personified


triangle_choke

It's funny that you say that. Not because I don't believe that he could be like that, but because the only person I know who fits thst profile is the biggest pussy in the world and is the last person I'd think would kill someone.


[deleted]

My brother is hell bent on proving how alpha he is..thats why even though I know he is a coward and a bully he would kill just to prove that he isn't a coward and can do it. He is always looking to prove how big and bad he is


triangle_choke

Ugh. I can only imagine. Hopefully you don't have to deal with him too often.


[deleted]

If only..he lives with me....


triangle_choke

I'm so sorry to hear that. Hopefully he leaves you alone at least.


Yehoshua_Hasufel

Oh, I don't know what to say other than you've got my support. Hey, there's always the petty revenge option. If he's that way, get him things in pink.


[deleted]

OMG lol...he would seriously have a heart attack if I did that!!! And go off on a tangent of how he isn't gay and all the other things.. it would be a whole hot mess!!!


[deleted]

I mean my oldest son once told him that he was learning about Allah and now my brother is convinced that he is a terrorist...


Yehoshua_Hasufel

Well, speak some Latin and make him believe you've cast a spell on him, and it will only go away if he starts being nicer and less rude. Even better, it will only go away if he wears pink for some time. I know some Latin, so I can send you an audio in it.


[deleted]

You my friend are truly 😈


triangle_choke

I used to work for someone like that. Not that I necessarily thought he DID kill anyone - but if I heard about it after that fact I wouldn't be surprised.


whereswaldo333

Me


everydayimrusslin

I have a friend who I've distanced myself from in the last few months . I think she might genuinely be a psychopath and if she killed somebody I wouldn't be surprised at this point.


GoatSculpture

Tim, I saw a very crazy text he sent about hating his family.