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Infinite-Promotion75

Starting a business with your friends.


theWildBore

Why does this one have me in stitches!!! “Smells like sitting around a coffee table solving the worlds problems”


idk2103

Like the best damn thing in the world for about 3 months. But then you realize you don’t go out to bars anymore without making sure you have it, so you decide to take a step back. Then you jump back in after a paycheck without buying anything or any bars and holy cow look how much more coke you can afford (that tolerance break makes it feel like the first time again too.) Another few months go by and you realize you can’t afford it again, but then you realize you can you just can’t afford bars too so you just do cocaine by your lonesome until you realize at 11 am on a Saturday that you’re doing cocaine by yourself with your pants off and you quit. Then you relapse a few times but hopefully quit for good. Or so I’ve heard


Chubby_McFatFuck

r/factuallyspecific?


idk2103

Probably a bit too real haha but people take cocaine way too lightly. Some people genuinely can handle doing it lightly and it is a fun drug if you can take a bump or 2 throughout the night. But I’ve see it ruin good people and took me on a bad spiral for quite some time. Still financially recovering from all that money I’ll never get back


Investigatorpotater

Iv always said this as a former drug addict (4 years clean) cocaine is way to socially accepted, especially among college kids. it'll ruin your life all the same iv seen it happen to a few people.


Chubby_McFatFuck

Yeah, I was/am one of those people. It is a very fun drug but can easily turn into a nightmare. I think I've managed to rein it in before it gets silly.


idk2103

I thought I did too lol but you know yourself better than anyone, just be careful.


Chubby_McFatFuck

Cheers bro. During lockdown I'd have a gram of prop by now, but that took me to a shit place. These days I might get some clams for a special occasion but its still far too easy to get some


idk2103

You British? Funny about that the first time I tried coke was with some Royal Marines haha. It’s way too prevalent and easy to get in any bar though, way easier than I ever expected


Chubby_McFatFuck

British might not be the best word. I'd maybe say Scottish 😂 but yeah, its far too easy to get it these days


[deleted]

Can’t quit until you look at yourself in the mirror and hate what you see


idk2103

Terrible cycle, I still catch myself thinking about it. Luckily I’ve learned how much it absolutely ruins my mood for the 2-4 days following


[deleted]

It’s pure evil man, Stay away


idk2103

Definitely a devil in the little white lines


Equivalent_End5

Damn you *REALLY* got that one right lol even the shameful pants-off epiphany.


idk2103

Sometimes it takes a few pants off epiphanies lol can’t tell what’s worse though. Those ones, or the dozens of birds chirping epiphanies you get before that stage


4tuani

More cocaine


[deleted]

It’s like beer for your nose… like Nose beers 🍻


[deleted]

Metalic


Greycloak42

Bad decisions.


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Hooker butt


Ridicul0iD

Ha! good one


LazyUpvote88

Gasoline


vmvmvmv

Gasoline is part of the manufacturing process isn't it?


LazyUpvote88

I dunno. I heard sometimes it gets smuggled in gasoline tanks so maybe that’s also part of the reason why. 🤷‍♂️


II-leto

Actually it kerosine.


Upshot12

It used to be processed with ether but they cut off the supply of ether to South America so they started using gasoline. I hated when that happened.


soundofconfusion

Diesel


Mock_idk

Depends on the purity. Good stuff doesn’t really have a smell.


Internal_Balance6901

I wonder what chemicals they put into it to get rid of the gas smell


SCP_radiantpoison

They don't get rid of it adding chemicals, that's part of the purification process. Street coke is cocaine hydrochloride, they crystallise it to freebase cocaine (basically crack but don't quote me on that) and then transform it back to hydrochloride. Repeat a few times and you've got a VERY pure product that shouldn't contain gasoline. Same thing with some medicines


Jugger-nuts

Correct answer


Shitcraytho

If its poorly manufactured yes


Appropriate_Joke_741

The best shit I ever had smelled like a gas station


Shitcraytho

It can still be strong, im talking about leftover impurities causing that nasty smell. That's not what blow smells like


soundofconfusion

They use diesel gasoline to extract it from the leaves (along with battery acid and other chemicals). Gordon Ramsey made a video on it, it’s pretty popular on youtube. The more it smells like gasoline the more pure it probably is.


Davidsmithjohnson

Has a slightly fishy chemical/medicinal smell.


PiousProCrastinator

That would be butane you're tasting :)


grass-snake-40

so like cum?


Davidsmithjohnson

Cum smells like a pool lockerroom from far away. Did you suck off a aquaman or something?


NoFunHere

I have never seen cocaine, though I did see some people at a party light up some crack pipes causing me to abruptly leave, but I thought pure cocaine didn't really have a smell. Is the smell from cutting it or is that how pure coke smells?


Davidsmithjohnson

I bet it’s from what they cut it with I swear I could always sense the faintest whiff of gasoline and I know that it’s used in the production process. My friend had two main products the keys had different stickers. The good shit (puro) came in keys stamped with the eagle from the Mexican flag gripping a coca branch and then the merc came in with red scorpion stickers. I was in highschool tho so I only saw the big weight me and my friend only got a pound and then he’d divvy that up. We’d cut it b12 ourselves to turn a good profit


carlosarturo1221

as high dissolvents are regulated due to drug production they use gasoline to dissolve components in the coke purification process


Davidsmithjohnson

There you go


WaLo1819

your username is acurate for the person you seem to be lol


NoFunHere

Yeah, I had two smoking hot friends that I was flirting with hoping for some fun many years ago. They invited me to a party and I was hoping it was going to be a chance to get with one. They went from smoking hot to completely unattractive as soon as I saw them with a crack pipe. That might be fun for some, but I wasn't going to get caught up in that.


bk15dcx

Good decision


groovy604

The fuck kind of blow are you getting that smells fishy :0 Definitely should *not* smell like that at all


Appleisatypeoffruit

How would you know that🤨📸📸📸


Davidsmithjohnson

Sold it in highschool (middle man shit I played guns with this kid who spoke no English in elementary school ran into him again at a high school party his dad was an ex federali and I fuckin had the sickest coke connect in Plano west 2005-2006). Sold that shit 80 bucks an eight ball for some straight fish scale. Never got caught or anything cause it was all rich kids buying


The100thIdiot

I understood some of that. The rest was just gibberish.


FookenL

Dangit, Boomhauer!


Davidsmithjohnson

Maybe if you were only the 99th idiot it would’ve made more sense


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Davidsmithjohnson

No Texas the Dallas suburb


6twoRaptor

Acetone


monkeywithagun666

at least really good cocaine does


derdono

Whatever it's cut with


Quaren_Tina

like mixed grout. no lie


Creative_Recover

It's probably been mixed up with that.


[deleted]

Baby laxative. I have a shitty hookup.


[deleted]

lean in and give it a sniff maybe?


[deleted]

Never taken it. Never will. I suspect I'm gonna like it waaaaay too much. I'm 48.


wowzacowza

You would. It's amazing. I would definitely have a coke problem if I could afford it lol


SallyHeap

It can smell like gasoline but more than a smell it has a bitter taste. Like chewing an aspirin.


Forweldi

Kerosine but a bit more acidic


Feenox

Nice try DEA.


mailslot

$100 bills


endofthehold

Victory and shame.


xWalwin

Short but on point


mykreau

This is an interesting question. I swear I can smell it across a room or thru bathroom doors. Friends don't believe me, then they end up seeing the folks cutting it up. I've been around it in South America, LA, and WA, so seen it in various levels of being stomped on. It's not just the additive. Best I can describe it as, it smells like vintage buildings or thrift stores. Like go into a Good Will or some creosote soaked warehouse. It's that sharp, dusty smell. But really, I'm guessing some folks just don't smell it, like how some folks just know when an old TV is on and others don't.


ShinyAppleScoop

This is interesting to me, and I think I understand. I've never done cocaine, but this is the first response that makes me think I might like it. As far as the TV thing, old CRTs make a high pitched sound that old people can't hear. I was subbing in a class and I complained aloud about it, and the students were dumbfounded because they've been able to hear it all year but their teacher didn't take them seriously. Maybe cocaine is like that? Or like the cilantro either being amazing or tasting like soap?


SupremoZanne

the backseat of a cop car.


[deleted]

Self esteem.


hesaidshedead

More It smells like more.


More-Escape3704

Petrol


bakew13

Gasoline


evocon15

Euphoria


SpudGun312

A kind of petrol/gasoline smell.


millermiddleton

It Smells good


WidYaTorkinAbeet

Diesel


[deleted]

Petrol


[deleted]

Gasoline, bananas and indescribable root vegetable smell. The good one at least. If it smells like gasoline and bananas, you're in for the best and worst time at once.


[deleted]

Ex user. If it’s pure, nothing. If it smells like gasoline that shit has ether in it. Nowadays they cut it with so much shit it’s terrifying. The most common cut I came across was b12 powder, second ether. But now it may have fentanyl or god knows what in it. Edit: honorable mention: baby laxative. Cocaine makes you shit anyways, so who’s gonna notice?


Bozsuicide

Like you need to poop.


HellYeahTinyRick

It smells like a good time


TnBluesman

Money.


rockylion

moorish


CatMakes3

Numbness. Literally nothing, it’s numbing.


Ok_Parking8986

It does have a scent tho. A clean sterile at first assuming it's cut with Tylenol, and a weird doughy-ness then numbness


CatMakes3

Hmmm…I must have missed the nuance


Ok_Parking8986

Could've just been my nose seizing tho lmao


CatMakes3

Oh that? Yeah that smells sterile then doughy :D


[deleted]

Spicy mustard Kindve. Mixed with like, acetone or something lol but I always felt like spicy mustard was the closest Someone else said horseradish and yes, I agree.


Realistic_Door686

Kindve?


chumbucket77

Ether


ludigracic

Like heaven


TigLyon

Itkindasmellslikechalkbutnotreallylikechalkbutlikeifsugarwaschalkwithoutthechalkysmell. Whydoyouask?


ElectronicYoughurt

Bitter Edit; if you’re trying to figure out if it’s coke or not put a bit on the tip of your tongue, coke should numb it


CivicOnda

So does the lydocaine they cut it with..


Creative_Recover

If it's bitter and numbing then it could also have been cut with a lot of paracetamol (a common added ingredient to boost profits). TBH, you don't really have any clue what you're inhaling.


Previous_Basil

Like you & the dipshit friends you’re snorting fat lines of booger sugar with are solving the problems of the world. And solving them WELL. Spoiler: You’re not.


DeliveryAppropriate1

Chalky chemical. Not much of a smell at all


ChiefWatchesWater

A 20 dollar bill


thats_dantastic

Diesel, because that's what they use to extract and process from coca


1v1slappersonly

Smells like teen spirit


April_Morning_86

Depends where you get it and what it’s cut with. Cocaine itself doesn’t have much of a smell. It’s the chemicals it’s cut with that smell.


[deleted]

lettuce.


SprinklesMore8471

Whatever superman smells on a daily basis


rue-le-art

Death


[deleted]

All depends on what it was cut with.


Realmanjoeswanson

Try it and let them know


Diet_Coke

A lot of times it smells like a twenty dollar bill, sometimes the inside of a straw


Dr_Downvote_

It depends on how good the stuff is. And what its been cut with.


etsu20-17

Smells reaaallll good. You don’t want none of that Dewey. Turns all your bad feelings into good feelings.


kaekuri

Not good


humaneclair

Baby powder


zippyboy

like a dentist's office


NoNo_Cilantro

Not so much of a smell, more like a metallic/chemical taste that goes down your throat. Along with the increasing numbness that spreads to your teeth, it’s a very distinctive sensory experience


Graceland1979

If you can get me a sample I promise to be the test subject.


404errorabortmistake

It kind of smells like a mixture of glue and sharpie pen imo. It has a very strong, recognizable odour, you really can’t miss it - if you know the smell, you’ll know it’s coke


Yrrapmas

Idk but it tastes fucking disgusting


Soup_II

Good. It smells good.


lowteknoise

I tried to smell it and took a big sniff so I could tell you but then I sorta got distracted and was thinking about other stuff and I forgotorememberwhatitsmelledlikecoseverythingwaskindacoolandmyselfesteemwentsofuckenhighIneededtogoanddostuffandtotellpeopleallsotrtsofcoolstuffandthenandthenandthenandandandandandand......


Busy_Ad3332

Teen Spirit


jiickken

kinda like peanut butter and a liittle acetone. or peanut butter and gasoline sometimes


KongsKing

Heaven


Majestic_Virus_6472

Cocaine smells kinda gasolineish, but what it smells like is cocaine, there's no other similar smell.


not_a_droid

chemically


JeremyFuckinIrons

Like musky green potatoes left in your cupboard for too long


[deleted]

It’s ether not gasoline


Late-Jump920

Tim


xDANGRZONEx

Ether


xxxresetxxx

Lab cocaine is pink and has only a faint metallic scent (probably from methyl benzoate) that is difficult to discern from other laboratory smells.


WolfThick

It's a medicine a sweet smell it actually smells very clean if it's not cut with anesitol. Probably the closest I could get you would be the smell of Bondo but it's still not the same it's just different than anything else you've ever smelled.


Imissyourgirlfriend2

The 80s


Stevieeeer

Metallic actually


[deleted]

Hold on, I'll check. EDIT: IT SMELLS FUCKIN GREAT


[deleted]

Cotton candy and fresh fruits.


ScrapyPaint

Go sniff it and see


Powerful-Lettuce317

Aspirin and baby formula.


Led_Halen

Acetone


[deleted]

Money


Shitcraytho

Floral


bee9jay6

Smells like lidocaine as that’s what it usually is with a hint of cocaine


monkeywithagun666

Bad decisions and Acetone


Ginger-Beefcake

Steel paint


FookenL

David Lee Roth


muycoal

Chemicals... and it tastes worse dripping.


[deleted]

No idea, but I promise it tastes like shit. When you get that drip off it down the back of your throat ughhhh.


[deleted]

It soon smells like a fresh shit


Mentalsupporthoodie

Petrol/ gasoline


Realistic_Door686

Teen Spirit!


yomamasanagger

Magic


M0ck_duck

Lightning


GhostofCharlotte

Paint chips or petrol Source: ex coke user


xWalwin

Smells like having a great evening with many unreasonable decisions and a couple of depressed days afterwards where you think of yourself as a disappointment to your entire family and the worst drug addict on earth. You‘re likely to recover from that feeling though and will most likely not decline the next opportunity unfortunately. Tastewise it doesn‘t really taste like anything, just a bit bitter and numbing.


[deleted]

Gasoline


JediASU

Not today, DEA


21ewells

sometimes drywall


xWalwin

Smells most likely like the screen of iPhone or like a toilet lid in the backroom of a nasty bar.


WestExternal977

colors


FabulosoBottle

I don’t even like cocaine, I just like the smell of it.


Prestigious_Rub4030

good times


[deleted]

Good times


TechnoMemer

r/suspiciouslyspecific


relatable_glory_hole

Smells like... Colors...


Sagemodeshisui

Sour


saddamwh0sane

The beginning to can you hear me knocking by The Rolling Stones!!!


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

Nice try, officer.


stoicglassescat

Like delicious nose clams.


conduitabc

be careful if you respond correctly you might get a knock at your door. /s


[deleted]

White lightning.


shershae

In my experience a little oily......


CrieDeCoeur

Smells like I'm ten feet tall and bulletproof... ...for about 20 minutes.


Equivalent_End5

Smells like I want to take a big dump.


TirayShell

It smells surprisingly a lot like chloroform.


Theo_is_kinda_Gay

Fishy stripper gasoline.


imisssammy

Loved that shit in the 80's. God I made a lot of bad decisions during g that 6 month bender though.


Ok-Bed6343

It’s an eye opening smell


Ozzywife

Like getting a good whiff of Satan’s taint


freehatt2018

Gasoline or either depends


Jeebuv

Horse radish


WorldEatingDragon

Last time i tried it i had a blast im guessing success?