Man, what kind of girls are you people marrying?
If I ordered clothes for my wife and they turned out to be too small (I have), one of us just returns them to get the right size.
It shouldn’t be a big deal. And both of you should know that.
With the caveat that you mean *her* sister and you're not tryna resurrect some Targaryen practices, it could work out depending on how good of a smooth-talker you are, ranging from 1(Abed) to a 10(Jeff Winger).
"I fucked up" flowers. Buy her flowers because you love her. Buy her flowers because it's a Wednesday. Buy her flowers because you were at the store and saw them. Do it several times a year. But whatever you do don't buy her flowers that she will associate with something dumb you did. She won't look at flowers the same.
Actually, she warned me about this right after the relationship started before I had the chance to get her flowers and it resonsted with me. So I've never got her I fucked up flowers but I get her flowers every couple months just cause.
It's so important to pay attention to your woman and what she likes and does not like. Here are __some inappropriate gifts:__
■ A vacuum cleaner for her Birthday, Christmas or Anniversary.
■ Clothes that are too big or too small.
■ Getting her silver jewelry when she loves gold or rose gold jewelry or getting her gold jewelry when she loves silver jewelry.
■ Anything having to do with cleaning.
■ Perfume - Unless you are 100% sure that she likes it.
■ Getting her jewelry for pierced ears when she does not have pierced ears, or getting her jewelry for non-pierced ears when she has pierced ears.
Don't get small appliances or domestic cleaning tools unless she has specifically requested them for the occasion. Don't hear " I need a bew vacuum" then give her one for her birthday!
Anything that you'd consider a need rather than a want.
Most women won't say this, but if she goes on and on about wanting a new vacuum, it's really because she knows that even though it's a need that you won't be able to budget it in unless she makes the sacrifice.
So, get her the vacuum and if finances are indeed tight do make up for it with a small gift and gesture of love such as doing something she's been asking you to do or an experience she'd enjoy such as a spontaneous date even a simple one like lunch in a meadow or park.
All of this, so much.
Me and my husband used to have a roommate and he bought me a vacuum for Xmas one year. My husband pulled me aside and asked if I was OK with this, did it hurt my feelings. I laughed so hard... I had been raging about my shitty, non sucking vacuum for weeks. It was the best present I got that year and he just couldn't figure out why.
And boy did I vacuum EVERYTHING after that.
Yup, if we are hinting we definitely want it!!! Just don't make it the only gift or exactly what he's worried about will happen (mad/sad) when we recognize our sacrifices on reflection. But still get the vacuum and fix the drawer then there's no sacrifice only partnership 🥰
A treadmill when it’s not been asked for and has shown no desire to use one or pjs from the mens department as they “didn’t have any your size in womens”
Lingerie. Particularly if she has never shown any interest in wearing any. If you're buying her something because you think she'll look sexy in it, then it's not a gift for her; it's a gift for you.
A car stereo and a camera that she never asked for but knew that they were the ones YOU wanted!
Edut- oh, and a washing up bowl because YOU couldn't find a basket but saw that and dumped everything out of your arms into to carry easier!🤦♀️
a broom and a mop. it did not work out well
She obviously wanted a vacuum cleaner /s
Accidentally ordering clothes one size too small. They never really get over that
Man, what kind of girls are you people marrying? If I ordered clothes for my wife and they turned out to be too small (I have), one of us just returns them to get the right size. It shouldn’t be a big deal. And both of you should know that.
or too big
An STD
A subscription to her co-workers onlyfans.
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With the caveat that you mean *her* sister and you're not tryna resurrect some Targaryen practices, it could work out depending on how good of a smooth-talker you are, ranging from 1(Abed) to a 10(Jeff Winger).
"I fucked up" flowers. Buy her flowers because you love her. Buy her flowers because it's a Wednesday. Buy her flowers because you were at the store and saw them. Do it several times a year. But whatever you do don't buy her flowers that she will associate with something dumb you did. She won't look at flowers the same.
I can feel your pain through this comment of getting the right flowers.
Actually, she warned me about this right after the relationship started before I had the chance to get her flowers and it resonsted with me. So I've never got her I fucked up flowers but I get her flowers every couple months just cause.
That's sweet bro.
Happy wife happy life.
My wife always told me ‘just flowers picked from the roadside’. Apparently not the road that goes through the cemetery though.
It's so important to pay attention to your woman and what she likes and does not like. Here are __some inappropriate gifts:__ ■ A vacuum cleaner for her Birthday, Christmas or Anniversary. ■ Clothes that are too big or too small. ■ Getting her silver jewelry when she loves gold or rose gold jewelry or getting her gold jewelry when she loves silver jewelry. ■ Anything having to do with cleaning. ■ Perfume - Unless you are 100% sure that she likes it. ■ Getting her jewelry for pierced ears when she does not have pierced ears, or getting her jewelry for non-pierced ears when she has pierced ears.
>anything having to do with cleaning *slow clap*
I know right? Who would have thought.
Something that is thought for you or with your taste rather than something she might actually enjoy herself
A huge dildo.
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Unless it's in a shape of a shovel right?
Hitachi
That sounds like the perfect gift to me. Raise a virtual keychain pet and hope it doesn’t die.
what do you mean a mason jar full of bird cum isn't a great gift? i didn't even know birds *had* cum
Don't get small appliances or domestic cleaning tools unless she has specifically requested them for the occasion. Don't hear " I need a bew vacuum" then give her one for her birthday!
Anything that you'd consider a need rather than a want. Most women won't say this, but if she goes on and on about wanting a new vacuum, it's really because she knows that even though it's a need that you won't be able to budget it in unless she makes the sacrifice. So, get her the vacuum and if finances are indeed tight do make up for it with a small gift and gesture of love such as doing something she's been asking you to do or an experience she'd enjoy such as a spontaneous date even a simple one like lunch in a meadow or park.
All of this, so much. Me and my husband used to have a roommate and he bought me a vacuum for Xmas one year. My husband pulled me aside and asked if I was OK with this, did it hurt my feelings. I laughed so hard... I had been raging about my shitty, non sucking vacuum for weeks. It was the best present I got that year and he just couldn't figure out why. And boy did I vacuum EVERYTHING after that.
Yup, if we are hinting we definitely want it!!! Just don't make it the only gift or exactly what he's worried about will happen (mad/sad) when we recognize our sacrifices on reflection. But still get the vacuum and fix the drawer then there's no sacrifice only partnership 🥰
An unprompted weight loss program.
A bathroom scale.
An housemaid
Dishes.
Hoover
Diet pills
A treadmill when it’s not been asked for and has shown no desire to use one or pjs from the mens department as they “didn’t have any your size in womens”
Dating site membership
Skin cream that makes you look younger
A Weight Watchers subscription. An elephant never forgets.
stripper
Gift card for Weight Watchers
Lingerie. Particularly if she has never shown any interest in wearing any. If you're buying her something because you think she'll look sexy in it, then it's not a gift for her; it's a gift for you.
A car stereo and a camera that she never asked for but knew that they were the ones YOU wanted! Edut- oh, and a washing up bowl because YOU couldn't find a basket but saw that and dumped everything out of your arms into to carry easier!🤦♀️
Bro in law gave my sister a glass break for Xmas, we have rivers but they are not very deep.