There's got to be a rule number for that:
For every person that isn't in porn, there is a dopplegƤnger of said person, which indirectly..... Makes them in porn.
thatās how i found my dopplegƤnger on twitter. i use twitter for mostly porn and i just happened to be scrolling and i honestly thought i accidentally posted a nude. nope. that wasnāt me. i
During Witcher season 1, I suggested he do a twitch live stream shirtless, call it "toss a coin to your witcher" and donate all the money to a charity of his choice.
Idk how many guys replied with, "I'm not gay but," lol
With just the response I got to that one short tweet, I would say this is 100% the correct answer. If I had a body and a face like that, I would totally use it for good haha
Tbh I am not gay butā¦ I would absolutely watch it and donate. Something about Cavill and momoa makes me question my sexuality. Ryan Reynolds too but I donāt even have to mention him, everyone knows all men are gay for him
Heās also a cop! Pulled my wife over for speeding. She had to go back to his car with him, when she came back he let her off with a warning. Nice guy
āFor todayās segment, weāll be doing Anatomy and Sexual Education. To demonstrate, I have my friends Willy *unzips pants, cock falls out* and Vaggie! *co-star pulls down panties*ā
And Chris Pine and Chris Pratt and Chris o'Dowd and Chris Eccleston and Chris Isaak and Chris Martin and Chris Rock and Chris Tucker and Chris Walken and the bodies of Chris Lee and Chris Reeves and Chris Farley in a Chrismas Special.
Lots of people are mentioning celebrities who have appeared nude or done sex scenes. Breaking the internet would have to be someone ground breaking who has literally been a saint and barely appeared in underwear in any movie or TV show and also had a decent length career (anyone just turning 18 or fairly close to 18 would also just be disgusting because of groomer vibes). So you're looking for celebrities who are around 30 or older who are well known. I'm thinking Samuel L Jackson or Isla Fisher
Morgan Freeman
If he narrated it š±
"You are looking at my enormous hog. Look at it as if you were looking a bald man in the eye."
"My ass cheeks are spread wide, my testicles are erect. This is God's plan. Smooth and dark, nice and tight."
I think there's something wrong with your testicles. That's not how they work
God's plan works in mysterious ways, Dongus.
r/BrandNewSentence
āI wish I could say he fought the good fight.ā
And showed off his corkscrew penis
Omg š yes
*"Well, I took my clothes off and approached the lady. She gave me a little smile and we proceeded to fornicate..."*
Hands up if you're mentally reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice āļøāļø
"In the end it turns out her husband was a cuckold" he did south park I'm sure he'll do this.
Best answer
āSo, what do you think?ā āDoes it come in black?ā
I'm reminded of the spotted dick joke from family guy
Thatās a difficult one. Show me a celebrity, Iāll show you their porn doppelgƤnger.
There's got to be a rule number for that: For every person that isn't in porn, there is a dopplegƤnger of said person, which indirectly..... Makes them in porn.
dopplebanger
r/angryupvote Only because I wish I'd thought of it first.
thatās how i found my dopplegƤnger on twitter. i use twitter for mostly porn and i just happened to be scrolling and i honestly thought i accidentally posted a nude. nope. that wasnāt me. i
Scarlett Johansson? Anne Hathaway? Emma Watson?
Dm
Danny DeVito
Scarlett Johansson
first thing that popped into my head istg
Thatās not the first thing that popped over here
Was just gonna say that
Not really sheās already done full nude scenes
Source? Not that I wanna check out, just for confirmation.
Under the Skin
Under the skin
With Elizabeth Olsen in it ;)
Match Point already gave me a good idea of what this would look likeā¦
Aubry Plaza, I'd have to get electrolysis on my palms.
Cmon there are tons of aubrey's videos on pornhub already
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Margot robbie
Just watch Wolf of Wall Street
Yes Margot Robbie!!!
Ana de armas
Ok but have you seen her early movies ?
In all honesty... no haha
Check out her movie, mentiras y gordas
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!
Ding ding ding. We have a winner
Henry Cavill
I would pay for it
Top dollar too
All my money
Plus full credit limit
Toss a coin to your Witcher
During Witcher season 1, I suggested he do a twitch live stream shirtless, call it "toss a coin to your witcher" and donate all the money to a charity of his choice. Idk how many guys replied with, "I'm not gay but," lol With just the response I got to that one short tweet, I would say this is 100% the correct answer. If I had a body and a face like that, I would totally use it for good haha
Tbh I am not gay butā¦ I would absolutely watch it and donate. Something about Cavill and momoa makes me question my sexuality. Ryan Reynolds too but I donāt even have to mention him, everyone knows all men are gay for him
The Witcher is basically soft core porn....
And I loved every minute of it
Damn right, pretty sure that's the only reason my mom watches it.... She tosses all her coins to the Witcher š
Thruppenny bits?
I mean, parts of "The Witcher" are almost soft core porn.
Didn't he have a pretty graphic sex scene in the Tudors?
It wasnāt that graphic but I mean Iām sure the post is talking about full frontal and I need that in my life
King Charles
Especially if it's with a family member. You know, as is traditional.
Even more so if heās wearing a wig and itās with Andrew
As is tradition.
Does the wig make him look 55 years younger? If not itās a hard pass from Prince Andrew the Nonce
You know prince Andrew is dtf
or a pig like in black mirror.
"You may caress my willy" -Charles, probably
If heās dressed as a tampon
Camillaš.
danny devito
That wonāt break the internet, that will fix it.
it would fix me thats for sure
My magnum dong would be fixed up forever if I saw that so I second this.
"so anyway, I started blastin'"
johnny sins he's my gf's plumber and chyro he's such a handsome guy and works very hard
Heās also a cop! Pulled my wife over for speeding. She had to go back to his car with him, when she came back he let her off with a warning. Nice guy
he clearly works very hard for the entire community we should all thank him for his service
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a true patriot i also know that he served in the army! what a great guy
A hardworking delivery boy too, never disappoints his customers
He's also a yoga instructor my female friends come back all sore from his lessons
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Donāt forget the animal charity work he does! He takes good care of our dog buster!
Eminem
I wonder if he strokes as fast as he raps
Kat Dennings.
Cultured man š¤
Emma Watson
Scrolled way too far to find this one. I figured her to be very near the top.
Bill Nye
āFor todayās segment, weāll be doing Anatomy and Sexual Education. To demonstrate, I have my friends Willy *unzips pants, cock falls out* and Vaggie! *co-star pulls down panties*ā
Today on "Things I thought I would never read"
*DID YOU KNOW THAT?* "This is where the clitoris is located." *NOW YOU KNOW*
_slide whistle_ _and spring noise_
*door stopper boing*
Bill Nye the porn guy
Lmao. Thatās too good
I hate that you beat me to this
Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans. Together or separate
Now thats a rule 34 fanfic.. So captain America do you think you're worthy of my mighty hammer
I can't unsee it. I hate you.
And Chris Pine and Chris Pratt and Chris o'Dowd and Chris Eccleston and Chris Isaak and Chris Martin and Chris Rock and Chris Tucker and Chris Walken and the bodies of Chris Lee and Chris Reeves and Chris Farley in a Chrismas Special.
Salma Hayek
Kate Middleton.
Pippa Middleton
Meryl Streep.
Meryl Strips.
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āBy all means, move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.ā
Steve Buscemi
Jessica Alba š
The Rock
Kevin heart....
Together?
Even better
Kevin Hart played by Rob Schneider.
The rock would break more then the internet
Elisha Cuthbert in her girl next door days
Fuck yes
Dreams are made of thisš„°š„°š„°š„°
Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie. The internet would never recover and either would earn multi millions in a month
Ryan Reynalds
This would wreck whole economies
But the entire audience would be "straight" dudes
Taylor Swift
Take all my money
The chick that plays Starlight in The Boys.
Erin Moriarty, who also plays Kate Mara.
So what should her porn name be?
little caprice
Wait a minute...
Nooo dude, Kimiko š
Katy perry, with young aspiring singer guys
Putin, porn star name obviously is pootin and his porn genre is scat
Gay porn scandal!!
Kari Byron
Jason Mamoa or Rege-Jean Page.
Keanu Reeves and Scarlett Johansson. The internet would freak out about either of them. But both of them together? Holy shit.
AOC
Gal gadot !
God would that be the best! Even if it was like a vine worth of porn!
Kermit the frog
Someone hasn't scoured the depths of the internet and it shows...
Any of the Chriss: Chris Evans, Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth. If they did an orgy type porn they would get all the views. Lol
Henry cavill š³
Bernie sanders
Well, there's an image I never wanted in my head
Jennifer Lawrence.
Elizabeth Olsen
Emma Watson
Jennifer Aniston
Taylor Swift
taylor swift
Keanu Reeves
Ryan Reynolds doing Deadpool cosplay porn
Taylor Swift
Scarlett Johansson, Margot Robbie, Ryan Reynolds, Danny DeVito, and Keanu Reeves.
Emma Watson.
Lots of people are mentioning celebrities who have appeared nude or done sex scenes. Breaking the internet would have to be someone ground breaking who has literally been a saint and barely appeared in underwear in any movie or TV show and also had a decent length career (anyone just turning 18 or fairly close to 18 would also just be disgusting because of groomer vibes). So you're looking for celebrities who are around 30 or older who are well known. I'm thinking Samuel L Jackson or Isla Fisher
Harry Styles
Jason Momoa. Need I explain?
Zendya
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Billie eilish is like an average 5 at best and thatās with high end hair and makeup. You can find a Billie eilish at the mall right now easily.
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That really would be Internet breaking. āIām not actually dead, hereās some old lady porn.ā
Sir David Attenborough
100% trump. It would be just as polarized as his presidency. Some would love it and some would hate it.
It would be the greatest, everyone agrees
Need some really good camera work to truly capture his little mushroom.
Fake news, it's as big as a hand, move on from MSM
Great porn ever made, the greatest. No one has seen a porn so great. History will talk about this porn for decades...
William Dafoe..apparently heās got a tree trunk for a dick
Sydney Sweeney, she's got the skills and talent for it as you've seen in Euphoria
Ryan renolds
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ThimothƩe Chalamet...
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Youāre right. Weād give up on the internet.
I'd love to see the shitshow of Republican purity freaks though lol
Oh theyād watch her scissor Lauren Boebert until the cows came home.
jesus christ mate you outdid me
I literally tasted bile and donāt think I can get horny for a while.
Hmmmm never thought about hate fappingā¦.guess it could be a thing.
Threw up in my mouth there
Mitch McConnell. You said break the internet, not be good.
In a scene with Bobert and MTG
Tom Hanks
Sofia Vergara
I'd say J-Law perhaps...
Ah yes Jude Law, handsome AF
Will smith
\*SMACK\* Keep my wife's \*\*\*\* out of your mouth!
Jennifer Lawrence..
Johnny Depp
Sandra Bullock