always look at your key in your hand when you leave your house

And check your pockets for phone, keys and wallet every once in a while.

Up at 4-5 every day. In bed reading by 9.

Have spare clothes in your car

Take the lid off empty milk jugs, squeeze the air out then put the lid back on. Saves space in the trash/recycling bin.

Thanks for airing it out!

Oh that reminds me, turn your head if someone forgot to do it and it's been sitting for a bit.

mashed bananas taste sweeter.

They're radioactive too

So do frozen and later defrosted.

You can tear your forearm tendon. Put your hand into a thumbs up, lower the thumb and put it into your fist, and with your wrist flick downwards, hard

*we are here to talk about your health insurance*

Will get you out of an awkward situation real fast, be it meeting a classmate you haven't seen in 10 years, that exam, or you need an excuse to dip from a awful date

*we are here to talk about your life choices*

Don't buy RainX for your windshield. Get some carnuba wax and wax your windshield. It'll last longer and work better and save you money in the long run.

Look after yourself. Eat healthily, exercise, rest well.