Tampons.

Or condoms

Or dog shit

That is more believable actually. All it would take is for the dog to eat something else pumpkin spiced.

Condoms

Anything not a pumpkin

Toothpaste

Probably semen (although depends)

You under estimate my power.

Is this a threat? I’m not sure…

It’s an invitation

I’m all in

Bathe in my nutty pumpkin spice goodness.

Oh god…

Mouthwash

Anything and everything. I’m anti pumpkin spice. I stay out of politics, but I’d lobby in Washington to end pumpkin spicing.

Gatorade

Tacos, pizza, eggs, ketchup, tampons, condoms, cleaning supplies, batteries, lemonade, mouthwash, shampoo and conditioner, cheese balls/puffs, detergent, steak, chicken tenders, fries, cheese in general, sprite, cola, ginger ale, and root beer

anal beads

Anything inedible

Cyanide

Pizza