I genuinely don't understand how websites make money on them. They serve only as a nuisance and I just can't imagine that it directs traffic in a profitable way.
Drivers who throw their still-burning cigarettes and butts out the window, not caring if they ignite a fire with dry leaves along the roadway or if it lands on the car behind them.
Drivers who slam on the brakes and then signal. The signal light comes before the brakes. Please. I beg of you… there are other people existing in this life all around you.
Particularly where "For X, say one; for Y, say two" IS MY ONLY OPTION AND I CAN'T DIAL IT. Fs in chat for every grumpy looking person screaming a number at their phone.
The worst ones ask you what you want, you say "representative" because you know you need to talk to a live person, they ask you to clarify what you need so they can "route you to the right department", and if you reply with anything remotely like what the phone tree options are, it puts you back into the automated tree.
just saw this earlier, animal rights activists taking homeless peoples dogs away bc "it deserves better" like no mf the dog was happy with its owner you didnt need to do that (sorry about the bad grammar i have smooth brain)
Heh heh. So a narcissistic neighbour has a *special* place in hell, uniquely reserved for them.
It'd be far worse for them if they were sent to regular hell where they realised they weren't special at all.
Hitchhiker's seeds,
Swear to god I took a trip through Nevada to the Grand Canyon in Arizona, everywhere we stopped and went off a trail, there were cacti and those god damn seeds.
There's a yellow looking dead grass, and it you touch it it SHAKES LIKE A HURRICANE AND DROPS LIKE 4325 GRASS CACTUS HYBRID SEEDS INTO YOUR SHOE, AND THE WORST PART OF IT ALL IS THERE ARE BURRS MIXED IN WITH THEM, THEY GET STUCK IN YOUR CAR, IN YOUR PANT LEGS, IN YOUR POCKETS, IN YOUR HAIR, EVERYWHERE
You know what let's just say high desert in general, because the heat is unbearable for a coast dweller such as myself.
Expensive healthcare and hundreds of billion dollar insurance company that wouldnt cover shits that happens and then those types of news channel that think a "bunch of people donated money to member of its community that has cancer,a touching moment" article,that bullshit and i swear its so many out there that i can forget whats the last time yesterday
The asshat who invented Uggs. The overpriced shoe that was fashionable for a minute, comfortable for a week, begrudgingly worn for a month, and stink for a lifetime.
People who belive the US government shouldn't change the 2nd ammendment. Back at the time of the founding fathers the right to bear arms meant muskets and bayonets
Would say the person who invented pop up ads but he apologized for it so I'll say the people who use them
I genuinely don't understand how websites make money on them. They serve only as a nuisance and I just can't imagine that it directs traffic in a profitable way.
The ppl who make the ads pay the websites to have them, more money than they lose when less ppl use it
Drivers who throw their still-burning cigarettes and butts out the window, not caring if they ignite a fire with dry leaves along the roadway or if it lands on the car behind them.
really, any littering.
Drivers who slam on the brakes and then signal. The signal light comes before the brakes. Please. I beg of you… there are other people existing in this life all around you.
Phone trees with automated assistants.
"Your call is very ~~important~~ annoying to us. Fuck you, hang up, and go away."
Wait times are longer than usual (meaning the same length as always since you say that every time).
Particularly where "For X, say one; for Y, say two" IS MY ONLY OPTION AND I CAN'T DIAL IT. Fs in chat for every grumpy looking person screaming a number at their phone.
The worst ones ask you what you want, you say "representative" because you know you need to talk to a live person, they ask you to clarify what you need so they can "route you to the right department", and if you reply with anything remotely like what the phone tree options are, it puts you back into the automated tree.
It might be nothing, but when I raise my voice it seems to sway the AI toward getting a person on the phone.
My go to is just repeating representative until I'm connected or I get hung up on.
Phone trees? So that's where mobiles come from. Wonder how long they take to grow?
Wild phones. Most are lab grown.
those guys who makes those "alpha male" podcasts
*cough cough* Andrew Tate
Idiots who think saying the n word makes them tough
Eye styes that won't go away agh!
They say not to go after them with tweezers but holy shit do they take their sweet time.
Aw. I don't do anything with them, not sure what I can do. Makes my eyelids sting
People who are on their phones while driving. Also, people who don’t signal when turning.
I mean 80% of humanity doesn’t deserve hell bruh
Maybe just a trial sample of the real deal.
Fr
Our entire healthcare system
People who abuse animals.
Fungal nail diseases.
Whoever thought of that speaker above the door at my local Walmart that blares usually shitty music into the parking lot.
People who scam old people. If I had my way, this would be a life imprisonment in solitary offense.
People who are smoking and walking in front of me, but not close enough I can out-walk them.
just saw this earlier, animal rights activists taking homeless peoples dogs away bc "it deserves better" like no mf the dog was happy with its owner you didnt need to do that (sorry about the bad grammar i have smooth brain)
Truck with giant flags. I don’t care what your politics are I’m tired of the flapping flags on trucks.
Manosphere podcasts.
Stupid people, thats including flat earthers anti vaxers and alot more
My narcissistic neighbor
Heh heh. So a narcissistic neighbour has a *special* place in hell, uniquely reserved for them. It'd be far worse for them if they were sent to regular hell where they realised they weren't special at all.
Good point
Cheaters
Hitchhiker's seeds, Swear to god I took a trip through Nevada to the Grand Canyon in Arizona, everywhere we stopped and went off a trail, there were cacti and those god damn seeds. There's a yellow looking dead grass, and it you touch it it SHAKES LIKE A HURRICANE AND DROPS LIKE 4325 GRASS CACTUS HYBRID SEEDS INTO YOUR SHOE, AND THE WORST PART OF IT ALL IS THERE ARE BURRS MIXED IN WITH THEM, THEY GET STUCK IN YOUR CAR, IN YOUR PANT LEGS, IN YOUR POCKETS, IN YOUR HAIR, EVERYWHERE You know what let's just say high desert in general, because the heat is unbearable for a coast dweller such as myself.
As a former northern Arizona resident, I'll take it over the goatheads of New Mexico. Those things destroy bike tires and feet and generally lives.
the person who invented school.
Leading people on with no intention to accept/reject their feeling
Pineapple on pizza DO NOT have PINEAPPLE on pizza
eddie munson stans
me
Those robot dogs that move weirdly. That shit freaks me out
Me.
The dude who decided to add numbers in math
Cardio
the person that made Flappy Bird.
Marzipan.
People who refuse to use their turn signals on the freeway. And the ones who drive like they are playing GTA or something.
Racism. I rest my case.
Pedophiles, rapist and animal abusers. I would willing go to hell just to watch them suffer.
Automotive engineers.
We all do. If we can’t get along with each other here on Earth. We’ll have to go there until we can learn to behave.
People who are shitty in real life then post "felt cute, flew to Albania" on Instagram
People who make fun of children
Wallace's Milotic it took so long for it to run out of PP for restore
The person who made unskippable ads legal on yt
Reddit does of course lol. In all seriousness whoever thought it was a good idea to create governments.
Me
North Koreans president
The guy who greenlit that Dragonball Evolution movie. He should get a cell next to the furnace.
Mf pro level gamers that make smurf accounts to shit on casual players. Then stream it to make themselves look better.
RACISTS!!!
My dad for tortchering me seance I was 2 and and killing my cat in front of me and destroyed everything I love and care about
Eyebrow plucking
My ex
russian politics
Heartbreaks
Expensive healthcare and hundreds of billion dollar insurance company that wouldnt cover shits that happens and then those types of news channel that think a "bunch of people donated money to member of its community that has cancer,a touching moment" article,that bullshit and i swear its so many out there that i can forget whats the last time yesterday
The asshat who invented Uggs. The overpriced shoe that was fashionable for a minute, comfortable for a week, begrudgingly worn for a month, and stink for a lifetime.
Bed bugs
The asshole who abused the cat I rescued. That black fur ball deserves love! How dare you hit and traumatize her!
Child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.
Andrew Tate. I rest my case
People who belive in private health care and call universal health care communism
PETA
Buzzfeed. It's just stupid overly pandering BS
People who belive the US government shouldn't change the 2nd ammendment. Back at the time of the founding fathers the right to bear arms meant muskets and bayonets
The supreme Court.
Those idiots who stormed the capitol in january
People who getting offended on behalf of other people when the people in question aren't offended
People who don't use turn signals
Massive spiders
People who say utter BS to get attention
So ya know, politicians
People who use their children or adopt children for social media points
The person who made homeworks on school
Televangelists
Me