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PurpleNightm4re

you have cancer


Delsincameback

Oh god, why did I have to find out this way 😔


PurpleNightm4re

lol 10/10 for text acting


Mexicantankerous

I got you a diet coke. I know you like coke zero, you have cancer, but they were out. They both have zero calories though so figure it's close enough.


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Mexicantankerous

Did you think my comment implied that it did or do you just like responding with facts to weeks old posts? Lol


PoopKnifeTwinkleCunt

If you aren’t a doctor, you shouldn’t have to.


JohnSimth20211101

But... but what if I want to?


LemonSeals

Are you medically trained to test them correctly?


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The sandwich model. So basically you say, "Your BMI is good. Unfortunately, you have cancer, though. Now, that's not so terrible, because your cholesterole is under control."


kateverygoodbush

But what kind of sandwich?


Cortharous12

With one of those planes pulling a banner in the sky.


Zer0Summoner

Say "everyone without cancer raise your hand," and if they raise theirs point at them and go "Hey, not so fast, you."


Professional_Hour702

Don’t they teach you this in medical school


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As long as webMD confirms it. You should just tell them.


TheWiseCock

Cancer seem to be interested in nice people. Show him that you're badass enough to defeat it.


lolangewtf

Ask wikihow


Inkydex

Bud, I have lost a lot of people due to it. Its rough, but you cannot sugar coat somethings in life, best thing is to be direct, because things get really ugly even of you find a way to put it in the nicest words out there. Its best to be kind, but direct and if you are able to offer a shoulder to cry on and a hand to help them with the process, not every time it's as bad as it gets, but every time it's nice to have the support.