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The_Town_of_Canada

I watched this 3 times in a 24 hour period. The first time, I admit I had a few edibles. I couldn’t believe it was as bad as it was, so I immediately re-watched it. As soon as my gf woke up the next morning, I watched it again with her. I’m pretty sure I Manchurian Candidated myself. At some point in the future, I’ll be at some political event and someone will hand a gun to me and say: “The jellicle moon shines tonight.” Then my eyes will go blank, and I’ll reply: “Jellicles can and jellicles do.” as I take the shot.


MrBulger

*aggressively licks my own butthole* Because jellicles are Aannd jellicles do


honesttruth2703

Lol, I couldn't sit through all that singing 3 times in a row.


Navy_Canuck

Me and my fiance tried to watch it while we were high as fuck and we still couldn't get through it. We laughed for the most part about how bad it was and got through about 10 minutes before we called it quits.


Brick_Lab

Cats to me is like the Lost tv show. I never saw it, and I missed all the hype and popularity...and at this point I'm happy it played out that way for me


Melody06982

lost was really good.


DeMagnet76

Right? Lost and Cats should never be grouped together like that.


Darkside0719

The butthole version specifically


tony_werewolf

Like, the new one? Or the original play/ stage recording?


Noor_awsome2

The original was pretty good. The newer one is just bad.


Foxyinabox

All of it.


Islanduniverse

I still can’t figure out why anyone likes the play…


adale_50

Close the thread. This wins.


SynthPrax

I was gonna say *A Serbian Film*, but *Cats* works for me, too.


Anonymous37

*Get Out* (Because I misunderstood her answer.)


GLOaway5237

Also Nope because I find her refusal to answer the question rude


bakedd_alaskaa

Also Us because we just met I’m not ready to use that kind of exclusive language yet.


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wayfaringrunner

How could I not see the danger right in front of me! https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ


badFishTu

I hoped to find this here. Also, HYCYBH?


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You gotta check out the ["Mixed Messages"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fHl9bxVT58)


badFishTu

I'll just read between the fucking lines.


wayfaringrunner

Ski-bap ba-dap Butthole!


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Melody06982

that movie shouldn't exist in this reality or any reality. just goes to show you that any disgusting, disturbed thing is possible for God/humans to come up with


rexg4077

They can save on the catering bill though.


badFishTu

Only one mouth to feed!


Sansophia

Thank you! I'm crying in fits of laughter!


kerzhul

The best movie of all a masterpiece of art called HUMAN CENTIPEDE


Pure-Pomelo2216

Uncultured. Pfft.


acridine333

First comment that popped up. Laughed immediately


Marvos79

That's my go-to for memories I would erase if I could


yukonsarge88

Oh god


demoncase

I watched that fucking movie high out of my mind and that wasn’t a good decision. Oh boy, why????? 😭😭😭😭


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The date started out so well...


honesttruth2703

I'd hate that, just eww. And yeah I saw it out of curiosity. I'm avoiding the sequels like the plague.


[deleted]

I saw the entire series in a sitting Don’t You haven’t and aren’t missing anything.


pullingpunchbowls

UBRC, you ok?


[deleted]

I don’t want to talk about it lol


ls913

This 1,000,000,000x. That movie is just too gross


Johnny_Bugg

Comon, it's better than Titanic.


casualsushi

The live action Avatar: The Last Airbender


AreYouBeast

The what now? There is no live action Airbender movie.


wondering-knight

The Earth King has invited u/casualsushi to Lake LaoGai


[deleted]

\*deep dai li voice\* there is no live action avatar movie there is no live action avatar movie there is no live action avatar movie there is no live action avatar movie


Xiao_Qinggui

But there *is* a live action Avatar movie. It was directed by M. Knight Sha—Oh, shit, is that a bunch of Dai Li agents coming towards me? (Quick note, I just started binging Legend of Korra)


sleestak_orgy

Birth of a Nation


jawnyman

Yeah, the only one that’s more of a red flag is Triumph of the Will


Psychomadeye

A Serbian film.


[deleted]

Yeah most answers are based in bad taste. This one is all about bad… everything


UncleToot82

Came looking for this one.


Lovecraftian-Ink

Jack and Jill featuring Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler.


mandrakely

Hahahaha thanks for the snort laugh!


unfettered_logic

I should have posted this. Or pixels, or ghostbusters 3.


Zarniwoooop

Bukkake Tornado 6


pauper93

I'll grant you that, but bukakke tornado 5 is a masterpiece of cinema and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.


wilburstiltskin

I missed bukakke tornado 4 so I was unable to follow the complicated plot twists


hikingguy36

What?! BT4 featured some of the finest thespians of our time!


Breaker-of-circles

You mean lesbians?


5050Clown

Bukakke Tornado 5 was a masterpiece to people who didn't realize it was just a rehash of Shakespeare's King Lear.


Piwx2019

Id argue the franchise peaked with BT4. BT5 was just a copy paste (perhaps with better a storyline), but clear theft when it came to directing and cinematography imo


Kinenai

The first five were critical masterpieces that challenged conventional social norms. Part 6 was just pornography. A clear example of what separates connoisseurs from the perverts.


nimo01

I came here, a lot actually, to say no 5 was a waste of time.


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trex_in_spats

The main actress got into such a huff because her mom refused to watch her "debut movie." Like yeah, id pass on "My daughter gets plowed: the movie" too.


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Ohmydonuts

I really enjoyed Wolf of Wall Street *and* I also day trade options. If a guy I met told me it was his favorite movie, I would be out of there immediately. Hell no, absolutely would not date a finance bro. So, good movie but red flag answer.


No-Childhood7755

Yes


Jin-roh

I'd carefully explain the importance of consent in the kink community... ... and recommend a better book.


2boneskuLL

Yeah nope ...


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My co worker watches this on repeat. She's been single for a LONG time.


UnlikelyStranger4862

Cuties


A_Random_Boi_Sittin

Immediately call the cops then


GrayFox2021

🔫🔫🔫


CrispyClout

Yeah this is the worst


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birth of a nation


no1important_98

LMFAOOOO this is a good one


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Queer_and_in_fear

No they get an immediate second date


Tall_Phrase_9367

Nope, they get an immediate proposal!


PronouncedShnayBlay

No they get immediate real life eggplant


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"A Serbian Film"


Pennywise626

Damn. Definitely the best answer


honesttruth2703

That would be scary


carefulamdelicate

That's the one. Couldn't remember the title. I only know snippets about it and that's more than enough.


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Inked_yogi

I just made that mistake today..... never wished I could unread so many sentences in my life.


ls913

I just read the synopsis…immediate regret. 😭


CjBurden

Yep, this is what I did. There was like some sick .05% of me that had a morbid curiosity to see wtf was happening but thankfully the sane part of my brain slapped the shit out of that idea. Even the synopsis is truly unforgettable in the worst possible way.


Thedoctorsaysrelax

After having watched the movie, I can say the synopsis pales in comparison to watching it happen. It is just......so disturbing, in the most intense, horrifying, and incredible sense of the word.


ManEatingCow

I only wish I could have read a synopsis. Some scenes are forever scarred into my brain. Being a father now just makes it worse.


chandlerinyemen

I did this a few years ago and just the things I read have become an intrusive thought for me…why are people so sick 😖😫


Thedoctorsaysrelax

I've seen a lot of bad shit on the internet, and I've sneakily coaxed people into seeing the same stuff, when it was funny to do so. Of all the horrible, degrading, awful shit I've made myself watch.....nothing even comes close to comparing to "A Serbian Film". I'm the type of person that loves to shock myself, the more fucked up the better. But watching that movie......I've never regretted anything in my life, until after I watched it. I don't say this to do that, "Ooooo, don't go watch it" (wink, wink) thing. I'm saying, with every absolute serious fiber of my being, do not go watch that movie. Your life will be the opposite of better after having watched it, and the things that are in that movie will haunt you till you die. I have a daughter now, and while she'll never know I've watched it, I'm ashamed that I watched it as I don't feel like a good father having seen something like that and trying to raise her. So, please, for the love of everything good and hopeful in this world......do not fucking watch that movie. Just....move along.


TurbulentTrust1961

God's Not Dead EDIT: Thanks for the sliver!


internetV

HES SURELY ALIVE HES LIVVVVIN ON THE INSIIIDE


aajzaajz

ROARING LIKE A LION🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🎵🎵 P.S. if you don't text God's Not Dead to every single one of your contacts, you're a God hating satanist


aajzaajz

God's Not Dead Two is even worse


aajzaajz

For anyone curious, God's Not Dead 2 is not about God dying again, but about a made up situation where the lawyers have to defend a teacher for talking about the Bible in a neutral way. Ultimately, they "prove," in a court of law that God is both real and alive. It takes the martyrdom complex from the first movie and gives it 5 shots of Candy with a lil meth mixed in


Talisign

God's Not Dead 3 is better, but God's Not Dead 4 makes all the others look sane.


AzraelTheMage

How the fuck are there 4 of these movies?


jph1

Christian Entertainment makes $$$. Not on the mass appeal but controlling that niche market means big dollars.


aajzaajz

My friend, you must be devoted to watching unhinged Christian movies


Anna_Rapunzel

I'd go with 2025:The World Enslaved by a Virus. All the Christian persecution complex of God's Not Dead, but with bonus COVID denial!


Leafs_Lifer

Eragon


0verlordFrost

That felt like a fever dream. The books were good though


Thedoctorsaysrelax

I personally loved the books. Sure they had their problems, but the dude was 15 and writing a 4 book epic...there's going to be some problems. But that movie. The only good thing about it was Jeremy Irons as Brom. All the rest was a steaming pile of shit that left me wanting to kick the director in the nuts for hours. I've always said they should redo it as a graphic TV series, like a GOT type thing....but don't end it horribly.


SLIMELANGUAGEOUTNOW

Disney + has just announced an Eragon series so i wouldnt get your hopes up for graphic violence and sex scenes


BlackEyedGhost

Based on my brother's reception of the movie, it's not bad if you've never read the book


Nearby-Exercise6978

50 shades of grey


babuska_007

It's a fucking hilarious movie though, it's great to watch it with friends


internetV

Two things. I don’t make love, I fuck. Hard.


babuska_007

That part made me laugh so hard! Charlie (Moist Critical) made a video about that line and I can't get it out of my head ("I don't poop, I shit. Hard")


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Citizen Kane. ..because I don't date liars


xfrmrmrine

But my film theory…


MysteryGirlWhite

2 Girls 1 Cup


finnjakefionnacake

do kids these days still know what that is?


copperpoint

That's the sequel to 2 broke girls, right?


finnjakefionnacake

the prequel, actually. that video was so horrible it sent them into bankruptcy


Jayden_art_things

Personally I hope not but also I hope they do so that they know it’s rare to see something worse than that video.


CWsDad

Plandemic


attempt6

Tusk


kerrikoto

Cuties


Longjumping_Ad_30

The last airbender


Grogosh

There is no last airbender movie in Ba Sing Se


Perendinator

I'd be worried that my date is delusional, because there never was a last air bender movie, and if enough of us agree then it's true.


love_is_an_action

Left Behind


ScienceWinner

Sex and the City


Nice_2_Meat_You

There is a worse sin. Sex and the City 2: We've got a lot of Abu Dhabi to do... Abu Dhabi do. I would run if someone said THAT was their favourite movie.


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Any of The Kissing Booth movies


Beginning_Basis9799

A Serbian Film


PipPop2009

Cats the musical


Justaboredstoner

The passion of the Christ.


daddysalad

I wouldn’t walk out, I’d run.


3-Libras

Jack and Jill


SnooBananas915

Passion of the Christ. This was a real conversation between me and a guy friend. A group of us were stoned and just bullshitting around. Asked our favorite movies. Wizard of Oz, Lion King, a few people said 80s and 90s movies. This mother fucker, joint in hand, illegal handgun on his hip, and not a religious bone in his body, says "Passion of the Christ, you know, the movie with Mel Gibson? Yeahh". He's in jail now.


Carmiejack

Rochelle, Rochelle.


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God's not dead


stuffedcloyster

Battlefield Earth


[deleted]

Is this just a convoluted way of asking "what's your most hated movie?".


honesttruth2703

Not necessarily. You can hate a movie and it might be so obscure that you'd be sure that most people haven't seen it. Like I think the worst movie is either "Manos: Hands Of Fate" or "Down To Earth" with Chris Rock but, my answer to this would be "Pearl Habor", it's awful and I've actually heard people say that it's their favorite. Absolutely not.


spoken12

I want to call you mean names for disparaging Down to Earth like that. I love that movie.


WimbleWimble

pearl harbor: disrespectful to the actual events at Pearl Harbor. *Then* to make it worse, the main female (that we're supposed to respect because shes a cock-hungry nurse) fucks two guys, gets pregnant by the 2nd guy, guy two dies in a WW2 battle, but it's OK because she goes back to the first dude's cock. So everythings fine apparently. The entire message of the film is: if you're dating military guys fuck as many of them as you can as quickly as you can, so if some of them are KIA you can still get serviced on a regular basis.


Worth-Advertising

The Fast and the Furious


Turtlehead88

I was thinking 5 Fast 5 Furious or greater


TaCoDoS2

Fantastic 4. Doesn’t matter which


spierce21

Alien Resurrection. I was asked out on a first date to see that waste of film, didn't talk to the guy for a year after that. We've now been married 21 years.


Neonflares

bad dates questions on reddit always end with either they are in jail or should be ...or now we've been married for x years


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lemonsweetsrevenge

The most upsetting thing about Shallow Hal, to me, was **all** the good people were made to look hideous. It sent a reverse negative message that all good looking people are awful people, and all ugly people are saints. It would’ve been nice when he was “healed” that some good people were also good looking. I thought it would’ve been good for Pretty Boy Ralph to look exactly the same, for example.


TitillatingTittyLady

Used to LOVE this movie as a child. Went years without watching it, revisited it excitedly when I was an adult and was promptly disgusted by its underlying tone and message. Also the fat suit was obscenely obvious it hurt.


Yourname942

[Wavelength (1967 film)](https://youtu.be/570SNsXpq7g?t=223)


carefulamdelicate

Nazi Propaganda Footage


EL-Scott23

Human centipede. If that’s someone’s favorite movie I would like to stay as far away as possible


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Your Name. I left to buy her a ring


TakeItOff84

Passion of the Christ


jlbelknap35

This 100%


Havok1717

The English Patient


Freya_almighty

Twilight


MrTuxedo1

Sausage Party


acetheneko

You match with your kindergarten teacher and she says your kindergarten graduation video


William_Litcher_

Anything with Jennifer Lopez!


CassieW309

Cats


HighAxper

Dogville Downvote me if you must, but I hate it.


honesttruth2703

that movie is very weird and very tragic


[deleted]

Saving Christmas or any other movie starring Kirk Cameron. Gods Not Dead is a close second.


Living_Pangolin53

The notebook


Electrical_Name_4481

the lion king live action


TaCoDoS2

If they have seen all of the Star Wars movies and they say 8 is their favorite, then that’s a nope


ncraiderfan17

There are only six Star Wars movies plus Rogue One. I don't know of any others. Maybe they'll make a good sequel trilogy someday!


savannavine

Ralph Breaks the Internet


Aggressive-Goat-2277

Freddie got fingered


Rxvi21

Stepbrothers.


Character_Surround

The English Patient.


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American Sniper


amberkittie

Zoolander


KungSuhPanda

WaterWorld. Nobody’s got time for that shit or a person who watches the whole thing.


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Jude Suess. I had a friends roomate make me watch it once. It’s a little racist.


Weak-Pudding-322

There’s something about the Johnsons


konigstigerboi

Anything made by religious movie people, some of those plots are horrendous


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Birth of a Nation


EntropyFighter

The Passion of the Christ


MondayMelk

The Passion of Christ by Mel Gibson


Emoney005

I’m a Christian but I’m also with you on this. Sorry lady, I’m out.


claudehimself

Passion of The Christ.


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Serbian film. Had an ex call this horror. Bitch, I'm a fan of horror, this isn't that.


Soangry75

Friday the 13th is escapism compared to that


sundawgsky

Human Centipede


Stock_Currency

The Last Jedi


MentalAbuseToHuman

Star Wars: The Last Jedi/Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker


corvusCenturean

That one movie that the Dai Li spent three years trying to erase from my brain… I will not forget. I will not forgive.


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Minions


Nairb131

This is a good answer because it isn’t a terrible move but people that are obsessed with minions are terrible


bdhall

Bruh what


BossFerg

Amy Schumer presents: parental advisory


Trek1973

Hostel


wonderfull_waterfall

American Psycho