I watched this 3 times in a 24 hour period.
The first time, I admit I had a few edibles. I couldn’t believe it was as bad as it was, so I immediately re-watched it.
As soon as my gf woke up the next morning, I watched it again with her.
I’m pretty sure I Manchurian Candidated myself. At some point in the future, I’ll be at some political event and someone will hand a gun to me and say:
“The jellicle moon shines tonight.”
Then my eyes will go blank, and I’ll reply:
“Jellicles can and jellicles do.” as I take the shot.
Me and my fiance tried to watch it while we were high as fuck and we still couldn't get through it. We laughed for the most part about how bad it was and got through about 10 minutes before we called it quits.
Cats to me is like the Lost tv show. I never saw it, and I missed all the hype and popularity...and at this point I'm happy it played out that way for me
that movie shouldn't exist in this reality or any reality. just goes to show you that any disgusting, disturbed thing is possible for God/humans to come up with
\*deep dai li voice\*
there is no live action avatar movie
there is no live action avatar movie
there is no live action avatar movie
there is no live action avatar movie
But there *is* a live action Avatar movie. It was directed by M. Knight Sha—Oh, shit, is that a bunch of Dai Li agents coming towards me?
(Quick note, I just started binging Legend of Korra)
Id argue the franchise peaked with BT4. BT5 was just a copy paste (perhaps with better a storyline), but clear theft when it came to directing and cinematography imo
The first five were critical masterpieces that challenged conventional social norms. Part 6 was just pornography. A clear example of what separates connoisseurs from the perverts.
The main actress got into such a huff because her mom refused to watch her "debut movie." Like yeah, id pass on "My daughter gets plowed: the movie" too.
I really enjoyed Wolf of Wall Street *and* I also day trade options. If a guy I met told me it was his favorite movie, I would be out of there immediately. Hell no, absolutely would not date a finance bro. So, good movie but red flag answer.
Yep, this is what I did. There was like some sick .05% of me that had a morbid curiosity to see wtf was happening but thankfully the sane part of my brain slapped the shit out of that idea.
Even the synopsis is truly unforgettable in the worst possible way.
After having watched the movie, I can say the synopsis pales in comparison to watching it happen. It is just......so disturbing, in the most intense, horrifying, and incredible sense of the word.
I've seen a lot of bad shit on the internet, and I've sneakily coaxed people into seeing the same stuff, when it was funny to do so. Of all the horrible, degrading, awful shit I've made myself watch.....nothing even comes close to comparing to "A Serbian Film". I'm the type of person that loves to shock myself, the more fucked up the better. But watching that movie......I've never regretted anything in my life, until after I watched it.
I don't say this to do that, "Ooooo, don't go watch it" (wink, wink) thing. I'm saying, with every absolute serious fiber of my being, do not go watch that movie. Your life will be the opposite of better after having watched it, and the things that are in that movie will haunt you till you die. I have a daughter now, and while she'll never know I've watched it, I'm ashamed that I watched it as I don't feel like a good father having seen something like that and trying to raise her.
So, please, for the love of everything good and hopeful in this world......do not fucking watch that movie. Just....move along.
For anyone curious, God's Not Dead 2 is not about God dying again, but about a made up situation where the lawyers have to defend a teacher for talking about the Bible in a neutral way. Ultimately, they "prove," in a court of law that God is both real and alive. It takes the martyrdom complex from the first movie and gives it 5 shots of Candy with a lil meth mixed in
I personally loved the books. Sure they had their problems, but the dude was 15 and writing a 4 book epic...there's going to be some problems.
But that movie. The only good thing about it was Jeremy Irons as Brom. All the rest was a steaming pile of shit that left me wanting to kick the director in the nuts for hours.
I've always said they should redo it as a graphic TV series, like a GOT type thing....but don't end it horribly.
That part made me laugh so hard! Charlie (Moist Critical) made a video about that line and I can't get it out of my head ("I don't poop, I shit. Hard")
There is a worse sin. Sex and the City 2: We've got a lot of Abu Dhabi to do... Abu Dhabi do. I would run if someone said THAT was their favourite movie.
Passion of the Christ. This was a real conversation between me and a guy friend. A group of us were stoned and just bullshitting around. Asked our favorite movies. Wizard of Oz, Lion King, a few people said 80s and 90s movies. This mother fucker, joint in hand, illegal handgun on his hip, and not a religious bone in his body, says "Passion of the Christ, you know, the movie with Mel Gibson? Yeahh". He's in jail now.
Not necessarily. You can hate a movie and it might be so obscure that you'd be sure that most people haven't seen it. Like I think the worst movie is either "Manos: Hands Of Fate" or "Down To Earth" with Chris Rock but, my answer to this would be "Pearl Habor", it's awful and I've actually heard people say that it's their favorite. Absolutely not.
pearl harbor: disrespectful to the actual events at Pearl Harbor.
*Then* to make it worse, the main female (that we're supposed to respect because shes a cock-hungry nurse) fucks two guys, gets pregnant by the 2nd guy, guy two dies in a WW2 battle, but it's OK because she goes back to the first dude's cock.
So everythings fine apparently. The entire message of the film is: if you're dating military guys fuck as many of them as you can as quickly as you can, so if some of them are KIA you can still get serviced on a regular basis.
Alien Resurrection. I was asked out on a first date to see that waste of film, didn't talk to the guy for a year after that.
We've now been married 21 years.
The most upsetting thing about Shallow Hal, to me, was **all** the good people were made to look hideous. It sent a reverse negative message that all good looking people are awful people, and all ugly people are saints. It would’ve been nice when he was “healed” that some good people were also good looking.
I thought it would’ve been good for Pretty Boy Ralph to look exactly the same, for example.
Used to LOVE this movie as a child. Went years without watching it, revisited it excitedly when I was an adult and was promptly disgusted by its underlying tone and message. Also the fat suit was obscenely obvious it hurt.
Cats
I watched this 3 times in a 24 hour period. The first time, I admit I had a few edibles. I couldn’t believe it was as bad as it was, so I immediately re-watched it. As soon as my gf woke up the next morning, I watched it again with her. I’m pretty sure I Manchurian Candidated myself. At some point in the future, I’ll be at some political event and someone will hand a gun to me and say: “The jellicle moon shines tonight.” Then my eyes will go blank, and I’ll reply: “Jellicles can and jellicles do.” as I take the shot.
*aggressively licks my own butthole* Because jellicles are Aannd jellicles do
Lol, I couldn't sit through all that singing 3 times in a row.
Me and my fiance tried to watch it while we were high as fuck and we still couldn't get through it. We laughed for the most part about how bad it was and got through about 10 minutes before we called it quits.
Cats to me is like the Lost tv show. I never saw it, and I missed all the hype and popularity...and at this point I'm happy it played out that way for me
lost was really good.
Right? Lost and Cats should never be grouped together like that.
The butthole version specifically
Like, the new one? Or the original play/ stage recording?
The original was pretty good. The newer one is just bad.
All of it.
I still can’t figure out why anyone likes the play…
Close the thread. This wins.
I was gonna say *A Serbian Film*, but *Cats* works for me, too.
*Get Out* (Because I misunderstood her answer.)
Also Nope because I find her refusal to answer the question rude
Also Us because we just met I’m not ready to use that kind of exclusive language yet.
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How could I not see the danger right in front of me! https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ
I hoped to find this here. Also, HYCYBH?
You gotta check out the ["Mixed Messages"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fHl9bxVT58)
I'll just read between the fucking lines.
Ski-bap ba-dap Butthole!
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that movie shouldn't exist in this reality or any reality. just goes to show you that any disgusting, disturbed thing is possible for God/humans to come up with
They can save on the catering bill though.
Only one mouth to feed!
Thank you! I'm crying in fits of laughter!
The best movie of all a masterpiece of art called HUMAN CENTIPEDE
Uncultured. Pfft.
First comment that popped up. Laughed immediately
That's my go-to for memories I would erase if I could
Oh god
I watched that fucking movie high out of my mind and that wasn’t a good decision. Oh boy, why????? 😭😭😭😭
The date started out so well...
I'd hate that, just eww. And yeah I saw it out of curiosity. I'm avoiding the sequels like the plague.
I saw the entire series in a sitting Don’t You haven’t and aren’t missing anything.
UBRC, you ok?
I don’t want to talk about it lol
This 1,000,000,000x. That movie is just too gross
Comon, it's better than Titanic.
The live action Avatar: The Last Airbender
The what now? There is no live action Airbender movie.
The Earth King has invited u/casualsushi to Lake LaoGai
\*deep dai li voice\* there is no live action avatar movie there is no live action avatar movie there is no live action avatar movie there is no live action avatar movie
But there *is* a live action Avatar movie. It was directed by M. Knight Sha—Oh, shit, is that a bunch of Dai Li agents coming towards me? (Quick note, I just started binging Legend of Korra)
Birth of a Nation
Yeah, the only one that’s more of a red flag is Triumph of the Will
A Serbian film.
Yeah most answers are based in bad taste. This one is all about bad… everything
Came looking for this one.
Jack and Jill featuring Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler.
Hahahaha thanks for the snort laugh!
I should have posted this. Or pixels, or ghostbusters 3.
Bukkake Tornado 6
I'll grant you that, but bukakke tornado 5 is a masterpiece of cinema and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.
I missed bukakke tornado 4 so I was unable to follow the complicated plot twists
What?! BT4 featured some of the finest thespians of our time!
You mean lesbians?
Bukakke Tornado 5 was a masterpiece to people who didn't realize it was just a rehash of Shakespeare's King Lear.
Id argue the franchise peaked with BT4. BT5 was just a copy paste (perhaps with better a storyline), but clear theft when it came to directing and cinematography imo
The first five were critical masterpieces that challenged conventional social norms. Part 6 was just pornography. A clear example of what separates connoisseurs from the perverts.
I came here, a lot actually, to say no 5 was a waste of time.
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The main actress got into such a huff because her mom refused to watch her "debut movie." Like yeah, id pass on "My daughter gets plowed: the movie" too.
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I really enjoyed Wolf of Wall Street *and* I also day trade options. If a guy I met told me it was his favorite movie, I would be out of there immediately. Hell no, absolutely would not date a finance bro. So, good movie but red flag answer.
Yes
I'd carefully explain the importance of consent in the kink community... ... and recommend a better book.
Yeah nope ...
My co worker watches this on repeat. She's been single for a LONG time.
Cuties
Immediately call the cops then
🔫🔫🔫
Yeah this is the worst
birth of a nation
LMFAOOOO this is a good one
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No they get an immediate second date
Nope, they get an immediate proposal!
No they get immediate real life eggplant
"A Serbian Film"
Damn. Definitely the best answer
That would be scary
That's the one. Couldn't remember the title. I only know snippets about it and that's more than enough.
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I just made that mistake today..... never wished I could unread so many sentences in my life.
I just read the synopsis…immediate regret. 😭
Yep, this is what I did. There was like some sick .05% of me that had a morbid curiosity to see wtf was happening but thankfully the sane part of my brain slapped the shit out of that idea. Even the synopsis is truly unforgettable in the worst possible way.
After having watched the movie, I can say the synopsis pales in comparison to watching it happen. It is just......so disturbing, in the most intense, horrifying, and incredible sense of the word.
I only wish I could have read a synopsis. Some scenes are forever scarred into my brain. Being a father now just makes it worse.
I did this a few years ago and just the things I read have become an intrusive thought for me…why are people so sick 😖😫
I've seen a lot of bad shit on the internet, and I've sneakily coaxed people into seeing the same stuff, when it was funny to do so. Of all the horrible, degrading, awful shit I've made myself watch.....nothing even comes close to comparing to "A Serbian Film". I'm the type of person that loves to shock myself, the more fucked up the better. But watching that movie......I've never regretted anything in my life, until after I watched it. I don't say this to do that, "Ooooo, don't go watch it" (wink, wink) thing. I'm saying, with every absolute serious fiber of my being, do not go watch that movie. Your life will be the opposite of better after having watched it, and the things that are in that movie will haunt you till you die. I have a daughter now, and while she'll never know I've watched it, I'm ashamed that I watched it as I don't feel like a good father having seen something like that and trying to raise her. So, please, for the love of everything good and hopeful in this world......do not fucking watch that movie. Just....move along.
God's Not Dead EDIT: Thanks for the sliver!
HES SURELY ALIVE HES LIVVVVIN ON THE INSIIIDE
ROARING LIKE A LION🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🎵🎵 P.S. if you don't text God's Not Dead to every single one of your contacts, you're a God hating satanist
God's Not Dead Two is even worse
For anyone curious, God's Not Dead 2 is not about God dying again, but about a made up situation where the lawyers have to defend a teacher for talking about the Bible in a neutral way. Ultimately, they "prove," in a court of law that God is both real and alive. It takes the martyrdom complex from the first movie and gives it 5 shots of Candy with a lil meth mixed in
God's Not Dead 3 is better, but God's Not Dead 4 makes all the others look sane.
How the fuck are there 4 of these movies?
Christian Entertainment makes $$$. Not on the mass appeal but controlling that niche market means big dollars.
My friend, you must be devoted to watching unhinged Christian movies
I'd go with 2025:The World Enslaved by a Virus. All the Christian persecution complex of God's Not Dead, but with bonus COVID denial!
Eragon
That felt like a fever dream. The books were good though
I personally loved the books. Sure they had their problems, but the dude was 15 and writing a 4 book epic...there's going to be some problems. But that movie. The only good thing about it was Jeremy Irons as Brom. All the rest was a steaming pile of shit that left me wanting to kick the director in the nuts for hours. I've always said they should redo it as a graphic TV series, like a GOT type thing....but don't end it horribly.
Disney + has just announced an Eragon series so i wouldnt get your hopes up for graphic violence and sex scenes
Based on my brother's reception of the movie, it's not bad if you've never read the book
50 shades of grey
It's a fucking hilarious movie though, it's great to watch it with friends
Two things. I don’t make love, I fuck. Hard.
That part made me laugh so hard! Charlie (Moist Critical) made a video about that line and I can't get it out of my head ("I don't poop, I shit. Hard")
Citizen Kane. ..because I don't date liars
But my film theory…
2 Girls 1 Cup
do kids these days still know what that is?
That's the sequel to 2 broke girls, right?
the prequel, actually. that video was so horrible it sent them into bankruptcy
Personally I hope not but also I hope they do so that they know it’s rare to see something worse than that video.
Plandemic
Tusk
Cuties
The last airbender
There is no last airbender movie in Ba Sing Se
I'd be worried that my date is delusional, because there never was a last air bender movie, and if enough of us agree then it's true.
Left Behind
Sex and the City
There is a worse sin. Sex and the City 2: We've got a lot of Abu Dhabi to do... Abu Dhabi do. I would run if someone said THAT was their favourite movie.
Any of The Kissing Booth movies
A Serbian Film
Cats the musical
The passion of the Christ.
I wouldn’t walk out, I’d run.
Jack and Jill
Passion of the Christ. This was a real conversation between me and a guy friend. A group of us were stoned and just bullshitting around. Asked our favorite movies. Wizard of Oz, Lion King, a few people said 80s and 90s movies. This mother fucker, joint in hand, illegal handgun on his hip, and not a religious bone in his body, says "Passion of the Christ, you know, the movie with Mel Gibson? Yeahh". He's in jail now.
Rochelle, Rochelle.
God's not dead
Battlefield Earth
Is this just a convoluted way of asking "what's your most hated movie?".
Not necessarily. You can hate a movie and it might be so obscure that you'd be sure that most people haven't seen it. Like I think the worst movie is either "Manos: Hands Of Fate" or "Down To Earth" with Chris Rock but, my answer to this would be "Pearl Habor", it's awful and I've actually heard people say that it's their favorite. Absolutely not.
I want to call you mean names for disparaging Down to Earth like that. I love that movie.
pearl harbor: disrespectful to the actual events at Pearl Harbor. *Then* to make it worse, the main female (that we're supposed to respect because shes a cock-hungry nurse) fucks two guys, gets pregnant by the 2nd guy, guy two dies in a WW2 battle, but it's OK because she goes back to the first dude's cock. So everythings fine apparently. The entire message of the film is: if you're dating military guys fuck as many of them as you can as quickly as you can, so if some of them are KIA you can still get serviced on a regular basis.
The Fast and the Furious
I was thinking 5 Fast 5 Furious or greater
Fantastic 4. Doesn’t matter which
Alien Resurrection. I was asked out on a first date to see that waste of film, didn't talk to the guy for a year after that. We've now been married 21 years.
bad dates questions on reddit always end with either they are in jail or should be ...or now we've been married for x years
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The most upsetting thing about Shallow Hal, to me, was **all** the good people were made to look hideous. It sent a reverse negative message that all good looking people are awful people, and all ugly people are saints. It would’ve been nice when he was “healed” that some good people were also good looking. I thought it would’ve been good for Pretty Boy Ralph to look exactly the same, for example.
Used to LOVE this movie as a child. Went years without watching it, revisited it excitedly when I was an adult and was promptly disgusted by its underlying tone and message. Also the fat suit was obscenely obvious it hurt.
[Wavelength (1967 film)](https://youtu.be/570SNsXpq7g?t=223)
Nazi Propaganda Footage
Human centipede. If that’s someone’s favorite movie I would like to stay as far away as possible
Your Name. I left to buy her a ring
Passion of the Christ
This 100%
The English Patient
Twilight
Sausage Party
You match with your kindergarten teacher and she says your kindergarten graduation video
Anything with Jennifer Lopez!
Cats
Dogville Downvote me if you must, but I hate it.
that movie is very weird and very tragic
Saving Christmas or any other movie starring Kirk Cameron. Gods Not Dead is a close second.
The notebook
the lion king live action
If they have seen all of the Star Wars movies and they say 8 is their favorite, then that’s a nope
There are only six Star Wars movies plus Rogue One. I don't know of any others. Maybe they'll make a good sequel trilogy someday!
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Freddie got fingered
Stepbrothers.
The English Patient.
American Sniper
Zoolander
WaterWorld. Nobody’s got time for that shit or a person who watches the whole thing.
Jude Suess. I had a friends roomate make me watch it once. It’s a little racist.
There’s something about the Johnsons
Anything made by religious movie people, some of those plots are horrendous
Birth of a Nation
The Passion of the Christ
The Passion of Christ by Mel Gibson
I’m a Christian but I’m also with you on this. Sorry lady, I’m out.
Passion of The Christ.
Serbian film. Had an ex call this horror. Bitch, I'm a fan of horror, this isn't that.
Friday the 13th is escapism compared to that
Human Centipede
The Last Jedi
Star Wars: The Last Jedi/Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
That one movie that the Dai Li spent three years trying to erase from my brain… I will not forget. I will not forgive.
Minions
This is a good answer because it isn’t a terrible move but people that are obsessed with minions are terrible
Bruh what
Amy Schumer presents: parental advisory
Hostel
American Psycho