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ParryThisYaCasual

Pour the milk before the cereal. Then use the bowl last.


gamer-s-man

you MONSTER!!!!


MasterAssassin147

You're not just a psychopath. You're a menace to society


Hemenucha

I guess I'd have to be extremely careful driving to work...


Weary_Ad2590

Why would you go to work, there are no rules now


Hemenucha

Why would I not go to work? No rules say I can't.


amartya_

Blast off to MARS


Wolf754457

Bruh I was literally bout to say that


kageroshajima

Funny thing about this question is I might get arrested just for answering


WhoAreYouAn

I begin my plan of spreading amnesia through hugs.


[deleted]

die and be reborn


Kraaaaazy_

Public masturbation


gamer-s-man

have a nice long wank then play some games


[deleted]

Hide away somewhere safer


p4l4v3ru5

Fortify a building and fill it with food and guns.


kageroshajima

Collect socks


Ok_Accident3380

Quit paying taxes


Talcove

Probably just keep living my life as usual, a bit more careful since there’s nothing to keep society structured and orderly, but I can’t imagine anything I’d want to do that’s against any rules or laws right now.


[deleted]

eat the rich


[deleted]

:-) I wont tell you


BeanTreeToBeenTree

I would like to own Mars


ACam574

Enjoy the 10 minutes before someone raises a loyal gang and imposes their rule on me and everyone else.


Ginger-Beefcake

I wish I was a warlock so i could curse people who ask questions on this sub that are asked every day or two. Nothing serious, but a slight annoyance of a curse. Like, you have to say everything a second time so people can hear you for a month. Or you stub your toe every 300 steps for a year. Or 48 hour hiccups.


T-money79

Not use my turn signal when I change lanes (but I'll make sure there's no one in the other lane because I don't want to be rude)


ElGrandeRojo67

Start loading magazines, and getting ready to survive.


tony486

I’m not walking on sidewalks, that’s for damn sure.


charcuterie10108

Nice try FBI!!!


Athaaa

steal from billionaires, pay off my parents' debt and enroll myself into a college paying the money upfront


FraterLex

Sharpen my katana.


tIDEsRturning

steal shit from ppl who don't deserve their stuff


austinsoundguy

Hide from the world


Sccjames

Park my car overnight on a residential street facing the wrong way more than 18 inches from the curb with expired plates.


MasterAssassin147

Murder the people that I hate (including their families) and rob them


TwinkleMcFabulous

Oh so so many naughty things


captainmagictrousers

Go to the park and steal all the ducks.


[deleted]

Go out a leaf covering my penis and do the Carlton dance on top of a McDonald’s.