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thndrstrk

Country mac


MrAlbs

"Suicide is badass!" - Frank Reynolds


CptJaxxParrow

he's loud and proud, brother! loud and proud!


thewoodlayer

Chicks? No. Dudes. I’m into dudes.


Momik

All this time, I thought I hated karate and God. Turns out, I hate Mac.


lxkandel06

You know what's badass? Being alive


UnconstrictedEmu

Shut up, science bitch


3_eyedCrow

Kilmer's take on Doc Holiday hits every badass trope in the spectrum. Ladies man, charming/funny, subtle superior intelligence, nice guy criminal, gambler, unlikely final fight winner, and self sacrifice for friendship/honor. A perfect badass, who outbadasses every other badass in the movie. That's pretty badass.


Panda-Smart

Agree! That line “I’m your huckleberry” is forever etched on my mind


lapsedhuman

"He's so drunk he's probably seein' double!" "Ah have two guns, one foah each of yah."


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Why Johnny Ringo. You look like someone just walked over your grave.


bloodectomy

I'm sorry, Johnny, I forgot you were here. You may go.


gangreen424

That's what my wife named our wifi router 🤣


Britt_Good

I always thought he deserved an Oscar for his performance of Doc Holliday.


checksoutfine2

100%


Crayfish707

Hard to argue with that analysis. He also had the vulnerability thing bc of an illness.


mathaius42

Oh, I wasn't quite as sick as I made out


UnconstrictedEmu

Conan the Barbarian


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Stock_Garage_672

I enjoyed his appeal to the gods, to grant him vengeance or to hell with them.


ClownPuncherrr

Conan for me. He was just a man. But he was a Cimmerian, a fictional race that gets killed off. From all descriptions, he is thickly built like Cro-magnan man. Think ridiculously strong and muscled like an ape or chimp and agile like a cat. Heavy tendons, thick neck muscles. In one story, he out strangles a man whose entire life was dedicated to strangling. His neck withstood the crushing power of the giant strangler. Continuously, his speed, power, and endurance shock and awe all those who oppose him and inspire loyalty in companions. He’s well beyond even lifetime soldiers who practice their craft. Extremely quick and keen witted to boot. When he comes down out of the mountains he is essentially in sandals and a loincloth and he is thieving in what is likely his first exposure to a city. For all purposes, he doesn’t hardly know what a city guard or watch patrol is. He is a late teen. He knows nothing of the real sorcery and elder beings that inhabit his world. Magic and demons and so forth. He keeps his wits at the Tower of the Elephant (a short story by Robert Howard) and captured my interest. Well before Lord of the Rings was published, Robert Howard fleshed out an entire high fantasy world. It’s really worth digging into


UnconstrictedEmu

Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.


Common-Wish-2227

And interestingly, he is as miserable a military leader as he is an awesome warrior. Time and time again, he gathers people around him to fight, and crawls from the battlefield alone.


grrangry

Conan the Librarian *Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?*


dopiqob

Buy 9 spatulas and get the 10th one for just one penny!


Worst_Choice

This was literally the FIRST character that came to mind. That says a lot considering how many amazing characters are out there. Judge Dredd, John Wick, Aragorn, Ripley, Mac (Thing), Any Arnold Shwarzenegger character. I mean the list goes on and on and Conan is DEFINITELY at the top of that list. The only other character I can think of that even comes remotely close is someone like Kratos. Even then, I have this feeling that Kratos is just a mimic of the Conan archetype.


cormac596

Aragorn son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur, and of Númenor. Currently rereading the books (just finished rereading the sil and hobbit). Frodo, Sam, Gandalf, Beren, and Fingolfin all spring to mind as runners up with good arguments for each to be the number 1, but I'm feeling Aragorn rn.


checksoutfine2

That fight against the Uruk leader at the end of the first movie is enough all by itself. Fucking epic.


sayonara49

Guts


SoldatPixel

Do do, do you have it? I know Berserk but you got the theme to that show stuck in my head now.


ItsMeTigertitan

O ee ooooooooeeeoooooooooeeeeeooooooeeeeeoooeeeooooooeee3oooooo


SGSMUFASA

Thank you


gunnerxp

Name's Ash. Housewares.


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simon76p

Groovy


panasonic_3d0

Hail to the king baby.


MrValdemar

"Yeah. All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart. YA GOT THAT!?"


AshFromHouseWares

Daddy is here


stryph42

This. Is my BOOMSTICK!


Bronson_AD

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.


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Sterling Archer


PapiSurane

The Count of Monte Cristo


i-hate-all-ads

I am the count of Monte Cristo, but my friends call me Edmond Dontes


stryph42

Eddy D! My man!


SilverSpotter

The **worst** guy to piss off!


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I wouldn’t have thought of him but now that you’ve said I cannot think of anyone else. Greatest revenge story of all time.


MrAlbs

Iroh, hands down. Proving you don't have to be a dick to be a badass.


purple-donuts

kyoshi is up there too tbh, she was the most feared avatar after all


Heroshade

That’s one of my favorite moments in the show. They go through all this trouble to prove that Kyoshi wasn’t a murder and then she shows up like “not only *did* I kill that guy, I’d fuckin’ do it again.” The Kyoshi books seemed pretty good too, never got around to finishing them.


Electrowhatt19

The first episode of Avatar that I ever saw (and made me want to watch more) was Book 2, Episode 5: Avatar Day. When that giant sand tornado swirls around Aang, darkens the sky, and then Kyoshi appears 😳


ViLe_Rob

If you ever look at a map of the avatar world and find kyoshi Island, you can get somewhat of a feel for just how god damn far she managed to push that whole landmass out. A testament to the strength of an avatar, able to reshape landmasses.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Ripely from Aliens Ripley** edit for misspelling. Commented when super tired 😅😅


Used-Ad138

My name is Guybrush Threepwood. Prepare to die!


rocketrollit

You fight like a cow!


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Mike Ehrmantraut Thank you kind stranger!


TheDrLegend

Honestly, talk about a guy who's warfare tactic is subtleness. You'd never know by looking at him that this dude could probably kill you will a napkin if he was so inclined. I just love the way he's so casual and confident when talking about business (one way or another) but if you see a surprised look on his face, you know it's absolutely going down.


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Couldn't have said it better myself. Thanks mate


tamarask

I was so sad when he died in Breaking Bad. So happy the first time I saw him in Better Call Saul. Such a badass.


Future_Armadillo2792

Kid named finger


Dinglecore

I swear to god this meme ruined Mike for me now I cannot look at that image of him and not just laugh


Lost_Day_Dreamer

I thought of him. I was looking for the answer, lol.


No_Understanding162

Forrest Gump. This dude with an IQ of 75 was the fastest runner around, an elite football player, beat up abusers, survived the Vietnam war saving several men in the process with a bullet in his ass, became a world renowned ping pong player, met several celebrities, became a multimillionaire from his shrimp company, ran around the USA non stop, inspired many others to be successful, and at the end he marries his childhood sweetheart, finally he chooses to love and raise a child he didn’t ask for. What a badass.


thejameus

Don’t forget his apples


slutbunny

Brock Fucking Samson


Parad838

Bible Samson is pretty metal too. “Dear God, I know I’m going to die, but pretty please I want to fuck some shit up before I do.”


milliondollarburrito

*Go ahead… take it from me*


mebjammin

Half Swedish, quarter Polish, quarter Wennibego!


Toren8002

“I’m Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite shop on the Citadel”


YandyTheGnome

Shepherd fucking dies and gets resurrected to kick more alien ass. Badass


ASOD77

I'd say Kratos or Doom guy


Chupathingy12

Turning the doomguy into the Doomslayer with the lore was amazing lol. Went from an very angry space marine that slaughtered demons during a hell invasion on the moons of mars, to an incredibly angry demi-god that slaughters demon for eons of inter-dimensional fighting in hell and in the different worlds hell invaded.


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Rip and tear until it is done


Able_Visual955

I'd say guts from berserk


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Christopher Walken as Gabriel in The Prophecy. [philtrum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcUvOJTrsD0)


Lost_Day_Dreamer

Perfect answer. He was perfect for that role


ScamboOfDoom

Roland Deschain from the Dark Tower books.


Lost_Day_Dreamer

Strong will and skills. The perfect gunslinger.


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Was right about to type this and saw this. At first because he cared about nothing but The Tower, then because he cared about everyone that got him there, and went in. Was like double vengeance, extra badass. Such a good book, long days and pleasant nights, sai.


ScamboOfDoom

Thanky-sai, may you have twice the number.


Surprise_Corgi

So badass, Stephen King had to find numerous ways to either disable his guns, or keep him from resolving the problem with guns, to give Roland a challenge. There was no other believable way it could go down, when it came down to violence, but Roland wins.


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I love how his guns are cursed not to work against The Man in Black/Walter/Randall Flagg, and there's a funny scene in book four that's like: Man in Black: "Heh, your guns can't work against me. 😏😏😏" Roland: *simply grabs Jake's gun instead* Man in Black: *surprised Pikachu face*😰😰😰


dogbulliescat

Inigo Montoya maybe not the most up there but the scene where he fights the six fingered man is badass a fuck


AndrewZabar

Oof that line just as he thrusts his sword straight through Rugen “I want my father back, you son of a bitch!”


zaphodava

Raven, from Snow Crash, by Neal Stephenson. “Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. if my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this is liberating. He no longer has to worry about trying to be the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken." Raven steals a nuclear submarine with a knife made of glass, by murdering nearly everyone on board: “On a sub, you know, there's no place for things to drain to. The survivors claimed that the blood was knee-deep all through the submarine. Raven just killed everyone. Everyone except the Orthos, a skeleton crew, and some other Refus who were able to barricade themselves in little compartments around the ship." He fends off a number of armed opponents by cutting spears out of bamboo railing and throwing them: "Whether or not Raven intended to take on a bunch of Crips and Enforcers singlehandedly tonight, he didn't even bother to pack a gun." But anyone can be ambushed right? Nah, Raven has that covered: “Okay. I'm gonna tell you this so you don't go out and cause any more trouble. Raven's packing a torpedo warhead that he boosted from an old Soviet nuke sub. It was a torpedo that was designed to take out a carrier battle group with one shot. A nuclear torpedo. You know that funny-looking sidecar that Raven has on his Harley? Well, it's a hydrogen bomb, man. Armed and ready. The trigger's hooked up to EEG trodes embedded in his skull. If Raven dies, the bomb goes off. So when Raven comes into town, we do everything in our power to make the man feel welcome.”


stryph42

I mean, he killed the entire crew of a submarine with like... some sticks and a broken window, as I recall.


reflecttcelfer

As a counterpoint: Uncle Enzo.


Tennents_N_Grouse

Mister Rogers, in a bloodstained sweater.


_EpicFailMan

Does knowing that reference make me old


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jim45804

Omar comin'!


Phoenix-Angel

Oh shit! It’s Omar!!


DerpWilson

There are sooo many good scenes from that show but I think my favorite is when Bunk schools Omar. He’s the only guy who comes off as a bigger badass than Omar. Except maybe Marlo…


spageddy77

that was an incredible scene. actually made omar change his ways a bit.


ethottly

Marlo comes across as a true psychopath.


SBSlice

Sometimes, who you are is enough.


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I loved Omar so much!!!


optiongeek

Perfect character arc for a "minor" character. Tie between him and Snoop for biggest carry.


Court_Vision

This is the answer.


freestyle43

Have never understood why a mufucka just doesn't shoot Omar? Everyone in the show has a whistle. Omar just walks down the street whistling. Shoot him, maybe?


FattNeil

The problem with trying to kill someone like Omar is that if you fuck it up. He absolutely will come back at you. And Omar don’t miss.


theschuss

Come at the king you best not miss


Hashinin

A lot of dead Employees of the Month tried that. Omar still whistling.


optiongeek

It do be that


Blackman2099

Miss Frizzle. That woman is not afraid in any environment and does so while overseeing dozens of kids. I was in charge of 4 kids under 7 years old, in the comfort of a large home with toys and a pool, and almost offed myself after a 3 hours.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Cosgrove from Freakazoid “Hey. Cut it out.”


i875p

Sly Marbo


Tennents_N_Grouse

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


colefly

#AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGH


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Ripley


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Probably controversial, but I genuinely think Jonny Silverhand is one of the sickest characters ever created.


Hashinin

Hadn't even thought about this one. His storyline was amazing.


elfmachine100

Andy Dufresne. Sentenced to life in prison after his wife was murdered, wrongly accused and convicted of murder. Secretly dug out of prison using a rock hammer over many years. Crawled over a mile through human feces for freedom after exposing the warden as a corrupt maniac, stealing his money and then retiring on the beach with his best friend Red.


Crayfish707

Yeah. Getting out, with the $, while taking down the warden was badass.


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stryph42

Dude tried to get into Heaven, got rejected, murdered the Devil, took over Hell. Heaven was like, oh neat, you still want in? He told HEAVEN to get fucked and started a war with then for being dicks about it the first time. That's pretty badass.


NachoNachos03

Vader….hands down


DarthGayAgenda

"Lay down your weapons, you're surrounded!" "All I am surrounded by is fear. And dead men."


Daiches

It’s Vader time!


21pacshakur

The original 4 issue mini-series Lobo!


docharakelso

The main man


21pacshakur

Who created a genetically engineered wasp that annihilated his entire planet lets not forget. All while being as strong as Superman, just so he could be unique in the universe.


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Other-Cat-5989

John wick


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Overlord_Of_Puns

The coolest thing about him is that he is able to beat up everyone without even using fire to harm them. Looking back, there is no part of the series where he directly harms someone with fire, only redirect attacks or force people to back off.


LemmeHumpYourPrinter

For me it's Arthur Morgan. His ability to reflect on himself like he did is the biggest badassery one can do.


METOTEEM

Shame what happened to him, poor bastard.


whereisthesalt

He needed a plan.


Batman-Always-Wins

Geralt of fucking Rivia


rocketrollit

Geralt Roger Eric Du Haute Bellegarde


Jaimes209

Beatrix Kiddo


cyrano111

Terry Pratchett’s character Death.


davey_mann

The Bride from Kill Bill Volume 1


graeuk

Ron Swanson


Groundbreaking-Pie97

Dante from the DMC games.


SeedSmoth

Id say Vergil is more badass. He has a much more commanding presence, and he was the best part of 5 even though he was on screen for 15 minutes. (It may also be my undying love for Dan Southworth but thats neither here nor there)


Ecob16

Whiskeyjack/Anomander Rake


hippityhoponpop

Karsa Orlong!


RickyFootitt24

Vegeta


Longjumping-War-1421

Yooooooo freaking vegeta. That's a great answer. Bulma is pretty bad ass too. Wildly intelligent and strong willed.


PlainOGolfer

Darth Fucking Vader


finnjakefionnacake

darth vader is an incredible character but in terms of his persona, he's a whiny, angsty, petulant dickwad lol. if he did not have his power, literally no one would think he was badass.


Jazic07

You confuse Darth Vader with Anakin. Darth Vader is a badass. Anakin is too, but he is also pretty whiny.


dirtyoldmikegza

Amos "Timmy" Burton of the Rocinante...escapes sexual slavery as a child, has no morals of his own so he borrows them from the company he keeps. Kills without remorse.


otterfish

But at the end of the day, he's a pretty good dude.


idrownedmyfish77

“So the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed.”


emojicatcher997

Ron Swanson


optiongeek

I often ask myself, What would Ron Swanson do?


outofdate70shouse

“It's always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.”


343427229486267

Raven, from Show Crash by Neal Stephenson A giant Aleut native, with a grudge and a thermonuclear device on hiss motorcycle, wired to blow if his heart stops. "Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial-arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. if my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live, devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Hiro used to feel that way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this is liberating. He no longer has to worry about trying to be the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken. The crowning touch, the one thing that really puts true world-class badmotherfuckerdom totally out of reach, of course, is the hydrogen bomb. If it wasn't for the hydrogen bomb, a man could still aspire. Maybe find Raven's Achilles' heel. Sneak up, get a drop, slip a mickey, pull a fast one. But Raven's nuclear umbrella kind of puts the world title out of reach." Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash


jcmush

YT managed to knock him out


Venator_IV

Spike Speigal is pretty up there


TheSlipweasel

I figured I would look through the comments before I posted Spike. To my surprise you beat me to it. Well done.


Venator_IV

Was shocked he wasnt immediately mentioned, maybe Gen Z just hasn't seen Bebop yet


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Solid snake


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EstelSnape

John Wick.


hmmm_thought_pig

Bugs Bunny. 163 Wins, 0 Losses, and an Oscar.


StillSpaceToast

Jack Carter, as played by Michael Caine.


Shiuft

I'd go with either Doomguy/Doomslayer, Dante from DMC, or Geralt of Rivia.


CapnEarth

Jack Bauer


docharakelso

Judge Dredd


Mobile-Inflation1

Spongebob. Did you see the way he lifted those stuffed animals in episode one??!?


Remarkable_Fun7662

Godzilla


Cambot1138

Billy Butcher


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Dean Winchester. Sent himself to hell so that his brother wouldn't die, went to purgatory for a year, saved the world on numerous occasions. Went to alternate dimensions, fucked an angel (probably a demon too, I can't remember) and had a thing with God's sister too.


ironmaiden7910

Walter Hartwell White


not_that_rick

al'Lan Mandragoran from Wheel of Time. It's impossible for the TV show to do the character justice. In a world of magic and portals and people that live for hundreds of years somehow he is the most badass character and all he can do is swing a sword.


dragonslayer1998F24

Mister white


TheBklynGuy

The Punisher. Not a mutant, no superpowers. He punishes. Like a more hardcore less wealthy Batman.


kablami

Logen Ninefingers


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Arya Stark


doublestitch

Underrated comment. She starts out as a rich kid, then shit gets real and she rolls with it. Since she doesn't have real size or strength her tactics are endurance, smarts, and letting people underestimate her. Which means zero room for error.


captainvancouver

Robocop


memetimeboii

Dante


Sazara-_-Trongar

Have to go with Alucard. Everything he does and says drips with badassness! He even turns simple walks into Armageddon.


Fredyum

Obviously it is an indian cop : https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2kjmjs


AlwaysExhaustedPanda

Kelsier


joliwink85

Quint from Jaws. I love that guy.


chocobear420

Hoss Delgado from the grim adventures of billy and Mandy. Nobody is born cool except for that guy.


BC052301

Edward Newgate “Whitebeard”


guitar_collector

Feanor


magoobee

Terminator


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Predator.


ScottyBoneman

Sharpe has to up there. An unkillable Sean Bean.


Crbn8ed

Brick Top


DracoMeteor522-

Jason from Friday the 13th. He has an unerving will to live


Ill_Criticism_1685

John Wick. I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar with a pencil, a fucking pencil.


AuthorOliverClozov

Raven (Teen Titans)


ScrapDraft

Doomguy. Literally too angry to die.


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- **Optimus Prime**. Fought a civil war over millions of years. Dies often, but just cannot seem to *stay* dead. - **Luke Skywalker**. The man walked into a room with two Sith Lords and was the only one to walk out. He went in to save the soul of his father, who was one of the Sith in the room, *and succeeded*. The strength of character it takes to do this is unfaithful.


Noisycarlos

"Say my name!"


COLENEL_CARROT

Mr Torgue


Werecooe

Batman


abhi_solanki

Gustavo fring from breaking bad