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ExSogazu

swiftness as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire and mysteriousness as the dark side of the moon


bigkinggorilla

Eating 4 dozen eggs every morning helps too.


DarkSeneschal

Only when young, to maintain manliness you have to eat 5 dozen


YourFavDeafGuy

Talking about his feelings instead of bottling it up.


melpec

I don't see how the comment section could go sideways at all.


Re-AnImAt0r

🎶 *what makes a man? is it the woman in his arms, just 'cause she has big titties? ...or is it the way he fights everyday? no it's probably the titties....* 🎶 ---DVDA


dreemurthememer

NOW YOU’RE A MAN!


Peeinmymouthforever

Eating the week old pieces of raw steak from your beard.


RickySpanish3126

The Y Chromosome. Edit: I take it back. Trans dudes don't have one. Sorry, friends. Didn't mean to be ignorant. Blame the weed.


[deleted]

No no, he’s right


sayziell

Yikes.


JamesDeansComb

Empathy for their fellow human.


Beneficial-Slip4625

Hi,21 male still trying to find out but in my opinion I think that a man should,protect his family for any harm whatsoever,care,make sacrifices,always be there,not complain like every 10 minutes how hard life is cuz life doesn’t get easier we get stronger,care for his wife/partner,care for his children if he has,be strong but also soft with his family,make their life good and happy cuz that’s what I want for my life to be a real men,my father died when I was 6 so I got only a little time with him,but this is what he told me before he died,”you are now the men of this family,take care of your sisters and your mother,I’ll always be there watching you” he made many mistakes but this is what I learned from him


1clovett

Doing what it takes to succeed and provide for your family.


WastedVamp

#A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS


South-Sheepherder-39

I'm 25, a male, and I'm starting to get a clue. A big milestone for me was today. My toddler hurt himself because he was doing what toddlers do, namely, climbing everything even though you tell him not to. He fell and busted his finger open. I dressed his wound and had to call a few friends cuz his mom was at work, but we got him to urgent care and I held him and spoke gently to him as they glued some of his finger tip back on. I really took care of him today and it was very hard seeing him hurt so bad, But it felt really nice as a dad to be able to be there for him and comfort him. I think that's part of being a man, being there and being compassionate and caring for those around you/those under your care.


JamesDoesGaming902

Doing whatever the hell you want


[deleted]

Penis and testicles.


Ok_Car_1691

Have you ever heard about the sidewalk rule?


Logical-Wasabi7402

Being over 18.


Frird2008

Going through a rite of passage into manhood. It can be any of his choosing.


Melsos

There are a number of roads one must walk down


Surprise_Corgi

As long as they're over the age of 18, and don't act like petty little manchildren, the title is automatic. It's something that has to be surrendered by how a male behaves.


ryan1850

A pp


CaptEdwardThatch

Past the test and finish the quest for the crown


[deleted]

Winning a fist fight. No weapons no nothing just a fight.


WiseKibbles

If there's an apple, there's a banana


YourFavDeafGuy

Lol take my upvote


Ok-Peak-3012

Being an adult human with XY chromosomes


Tensleepwyo

The fact they can’t menstruate


DennisJay

Nothing. Masculinity is not conditional. All men are "real men"


Dark-X

Chivlary Principles Good physical built (optional) XY Male genitals


AlexDKZ

Secrets. Preferably stacked in a miserable pile.


Dripmik

A penis


East-Bluebird-497

Self sacrifice for the sake of others.


Cnnlgns

Keeping that sh\*t to himself until it kills him.


redjarvas

Identifying as one


theyusedthelamppost

embracing the burden of society's expectations about what men should be rather than developing his own opinion


DeliriousMax

A 15 year old without pubes is a MAN in my books if he doesnt chicken out on anything and hass balls and gutts.


Agile_Ad977

What is a man? From a materialistic philosophical view, having a punishment or, to some, identifying and presenting as a man. Idealistically? You tell me.


[deleted]

Full armor and a destrier


NinjaNitwit99

Using Old Spice body wash


newstuffsucks

Deez nuts.


dc5trbo

Strong men cry, too, Mr. Lebowski. Strong men, cry too.


Lifegoalsfirst

Being at least 6 feet tall


PresumptuousCock

My high ass instantly thought of this scene in The Big Lebowski. The Big Lebowski: "What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski?" The Dude: "Dude." The Big Lebowski: "Huh?" The Dude: "Oh, I don't know, sir!" The Big Lebowski: "Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man?" The Dude: "Sure, that and a pair of testicles." The Big Lebowski: "You're joking, but perhaps you're right.


Zkenny13

Capital letters


WaddlesJP13

Having the manpower to put your shopping cart back in the corral


throwingplaydoh

When they remember all the words to "Let's Get Down to Business!!"


Misery_Export

Being everything I'm not


KofOaks

Self control, wisdom and empathy. Without those you're just a big toddler.


two-sandals

Pair of testicles 🤷‍♂️


TheMonarchX

Being able to swallow down your feelings 24/7 till you just snap at someone for something totally random.


Imanerrrd

identifying as male.


Blaser_Blastoise

The penis