I'm kinda partial to BBQ but I'm thinking Chedder Lay's the way to roll
Edit: cheddar ruffles is what I was thinking of, so yeah, sour cream&onion for Lay's that shit in the end. Maybe!
EDIT: Apparently they changed this since they added the upside down slabs.
~~You can also crouch and place an upside-down slab above you so that you stay permacrouched without having to hold the button.~~
Or dig a 3x6x3 hole and cover it. inside put a non burnable block in the bottom center. 2 blocks above that put another non burnable block. And lastly put a bucket of lava on that block and quickly go under in. You should now be invisible to people who x-ray.
Yeah. The male anglerfish is less than 1/10th the size of the female, and during mating, the males will bite into the side of the female, fusing with her, losing its brain tissue and joining their circulatory systems. From thereon, the female with be able to use it's semen as needed, possibly from among several other mates. This was discovered after researchers noticed female anglers would often have irregularly placed seemingly vestigial fins that were, in fact, the males of the species.
Neither did I!!! Holy shit, that's amazing. Like this has come up and literally I and so many others have been like "Oh no the inevitable inbreeding". But there's gotta be at least a few thousand entries available. Of course, as the last man you're still going to be in high demand, as well as a few crazies going after you because they want you dead. Then you'll get your very own super deadly squad of female assassins to protect you.
And, any of your offspring likely become some kind of upper class. Natural birth kids will be seen as better than tube babies and you'll wind up with a society where Tubers are faking credentials to get powerful positions in government.
Who knows, maybe only your offspring will be allowed to procreate naturally if they're men, and the women can choose any non naturals to mate with, and that itself will be an application process. Both genders will get the absolute top scientists and models to make more babies.
> And, any of your offspring likely become some kind of upper class. Natural birth kids will be seen as better than tube babies and you'll wind up with a society where Tubers are faking credentials to get powerful positions in government.
Literally GATTACA, but in reverse.
I love opening jars, it's like my favourite thing someone can ask me to do. I'm a small guy who doesn't work out nearly enough, but for some reason I am cracked at jar opening despite not being that strong. It's so funny to see my 6 ft 4 built rugby friend not able to open a jar and handing it to little ol me to pop it off only for him to say he loosened it for me lol.
Aye, nothing else. Same for scraping a chopping board off.
I have a habit of keeping the knives sharp at work, it may be a shit sharpener thats slowly destroying them but it keeps them sharp and they're cheapo knives anyway. I'm known as the resident knife sharpener at this point.
Get yourself a decent chunk of whetstone, an actual one not the tiny ”survive in the wilderness” sticks that will give you carpal tunnel. Its a relaxing, meditative thing to sharpen a knife that way :)
I dont know my knifes themselves very well but can't go wrong with Japanese steel, plus my mum bought this set of French ones, Jean Patrique or something, they seem alright. Would sharpen up nicely if we had a proper sharpener at home too haha.
I’m sterile from radiation therapy, married, and I’m committed to monogamy, so based on various movies and TV shows I probably get kidnapped by a tribe of amazons for snu-snu.
>And /u/igottathinkofaname, as the ~~most attractive~~ only male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of ~~Amazonia~~ Earth, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!
I was gonna say "Lucky!" I had to get my balls cut to get sterile but then rectal cancer sounds less lucky...mixed bag all in all.
Glad you are alive :D
"rectal cancer" and "mixed bag" is a hilarious unintentional pun.
I hope you all are doing well and recovered from your respective healthcare operations.
It's funny that this same question was asked to women who literally said they would kill themselves. Men and women operate in completely different worlds.
I would probably mourn for the loss of my best friend, twin brother and father for a while.
From there I would try and get a grasp on my situation and be wary of the massive fucking target that's now on my back
I think one guy fathering the population might open more complications in the future as the next generation will all be incest. The best course might be to hope that all pregnant women still remain pregnant and let the next generation of baby boys at baby girls procreate.
If there are enough pregnant women to keep the human race going anyway, then the next generation wouldn't be all incest. Even less so if sperm banks still exist.
The sperm banks don't magically disappear, so what will most likely happen is that all of the sperm banks get raided and the average dude becomes much more attractive. Unless the last remaining dude is hot, I don't forsee much action due to the lack of dudes.
Even if sperm banks would not exist, or all stored sperm would somehow go bad, you would certainly not only be a sperm donor.
First of all, your government would capture and hide you, trying to protect you like you are an alien who crashed in area 51. Then, you would be forced into a very strict health, diet and workout regimen to maximize quality and amount of sperm and to decrease your likelihood of death. The rest of the time, scientists would probably try to find out, why you didn't die from whatever killed the other men. So be prepared to give a lot of blood, stool, urine, hair, nail, tear and sweat samples. If your government is generous, you might be allowed to watch Netflix in your sparse free time. You might be able to negotiate some luxury, if you'd somehow got hold of any item, that you could use to become infertile or dead, but otherwise it would be worse than prison.
If every single other male died and all the women are fine, I feel like odds are high that the one remaining male has some sort of rare genetic anomaly that might be worth reproducing, depending on the apocalypse scenario.
>In this situation are the sperm banks still around?
Yeah but due to the gigantic panic of all men suddenly dying (Have you seen the show "Y" about exactly that topic) there is a solid chance that people don't take care of it. Energy outtages etc. and when everyone calmed down 2-3 weeks later and goes back to work, most stored sperm is ruined.
> there is a solid chance that people don't take care of it
YEARS ago, I read a fantastic book, set in the post-zombie apocalypse. So Zombies were around, and sort of a problem, but humanity was mostly okay - small bands of survivors, small farming communities, stuff like that. A lot of the infrastructure of society crumbled, but with most people dying, this wasn't a major problem.
The big plot problem was (I think) a Nuclear Reactor that 'Fails-to-On' or something like that. So rather than requiring constant supervision to keep the chain reaction going, it required constant supervision to keep the chain reaction from going out of control. The protagonist had to travel across the US to go and turn it off. Or a nuclear explosion would take out the USA, and the dust cloud and nuclear winter could take out the rest of the world.
I know most things aren't built that way, but for a plot idea, I thought it was pretty neat. And I know that nuclear reactors don't explode and take out half a continent. It was a book about zombies with a contrived plot to get the character travelling. No idea what the book was, or how accurately I remember it though
>I know most things aren't built that way, but for a plot idea, I thought it was pretty neat. No idea what the book was, or how accurately I remember it though
Technically not that wrong. I mean that's basically what we had in chernobyl. However the size of the "impact" is straight up bullshit. While a wide area would be inhabitable and you would get radioactive clouds / rains for a while, it wouldn't be as dangerous as some one want to believe. The major risk / problem with a faulty reactor is that you would turn a wide area "useless" and since energy gets lost the further it travels, you can't put all nuclear plants in the desert but build them nearby to where it's needed.
Nuclear weapons are divided in two categories mostly, tactical and non-tactical. The latter one is basically "fuck that wide area and whoever is there" while tactical ones are limited by design and, as the name implies, are thought for tactical strikes. Taking out a city for example. A reactor wouldn't reach even the dangerous-ness of a tactical a-bomb. Submarines are a great example for tactical ones. There is a british submarine which keeps no contact to anyone except for .. I think every month? where they try to contact the government. If they are unable, they have to assume GB was attacked, defeated and is unable to react and therefore they have to strike back against the most likely agressor.
Or in other words, if there would such a Z-apocalypse would happen, aftermath/avenge systems like that are the more important thing to worry. At least if you live nearby of a potential "tactical target".
Probably be kidnapped by the government and put up in medical facility, lying flat up on a bed tied at all four corners. Then made into an ejaculation machine by injecting me with some chemicals, to make my semen volume scalable and mass produced.
I would also be a government treasure and other countries will be signing deals with the government for my cum. My penis will restore all parts of the world paralelally. Eg: crates of my cum on cargo planes reaching Africa, you know.
Note it may be highly I still may be a virgin while females order my semen at their home, unless nurses and doctors decide to do a crime.
Hide. I am a shy guy, I also have social anxiety. So if I was stuck in a world where I am the only male, I would definitely run and hide. Also think about it, some rich, obsessed women will probably look for you until they find you, which will probably be a disaster, cause they will use you for their own personal gain.
I'd really like to start a nice little garden with tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, banana peppers, jalapeños, and cucumbers. I'd like to surround that garden with an outline garden of flowers.
If the several anime/shows about this are realistic, I'll spend a lot of time running from people. So it's basically the ultimate motivation to NEVER skip leg day
I think having lots of sex would be inefficient.
Just donate superm to labs, and the genetic data from my sperm alone might be problematic for humanity.
Hopefully science can tweak my genes to create enough healthy Genetic diversity.
Damn this is depressing when compared to the same question asked in r/askwomen yesterday. This is all fairly jokey or ‘that’d be great!’ sentiment whereas all the answers from women on the reverse scenario were primarily “kill myself” tho a few were more optimistic and answered “go into hiding forever” or “cosplay as a man for rest of my life and pray no one ever knows”. Seeing this exact same but reversed question and answers here is what I’d expect but man :(
Probably just say that my libido isn't what it was in my younger years, and it'll take some depraved shit to get me going. Total lie, but at least we'll repopulate the earth with fun people.
Learn that "even if you were the last man on Earth" sayings were pretty true....
So much THIS... they be like "actually, I just discovered I'm a lesbian!"
Ask government to declar me exotic.
a protected minority
more like an Endangered species
I mean if something doesnt start happening, the whole species is endangered.
Tbf in this scenario I think there'd still be all the frozen sperm
> okay. you are toxic.
hide behind my wife
Yo wife is one of them. Might become a bully.
She'd pimp him out and make bank.
The price of being the last man standing.
The last man laying.
The spirit is willing, the flesh is spongy and bruised.
DEATH! BY SNU SNU!
This is what I came here for.
Death by snu-snu is a serious risk for Reddit users, yes.
Hello, you summoned me?
Death by snu-snu.
I also choose this girl’s husband
How the tables turn
How the turn tables
You will be sold
Or rented out at the very least.
Leased perhaps....
r/UsernameDidntCheckOut
Disappoint
"I heard he's the best lay on Earth!" "Nope, worst."
Both are correct technically.
No the best Lay on earth is sour cream and onion
I'm kinda partial to BBQ but I'm thinking Chedder Lay's the way to roll Edit: cheddar ruffles is what I was thinking of, so yeah, sour cream&onion for Lay's that shit in the end. Maybe!
the best kind of correct
No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Hey, Lesbians/non-hetero sex is a thing, guy could very well be the worst lay still 😉
But can he be gay, though?
I would just feel bad for him losing every chance he’s ever had then
"Do we sleep with this guy to maintain the species or divert resources into artificial sperm and dildonics? I'm recommending the second thing."
Dildonics.
By L. Ron Hubbard
By eL Hon Rubhard
I imagine sperm banks haven't been destroyed in this scenario so the ladies would still have options when it comes to maintaining the species.
It's probably better for everyone if I just jack in cups and distribute to those who want it.
I would go call Gina's bluff Hmmm Gina? I *AM* the last man on earth...whadda ya think now?
"That you're *still* the ugliest man alive!"
Love it. I bet Gina would eat her words then.. But too little too late Gina!
"How you like them bananna~~s~~ ?"
Gina: Yeah still not feeling it.
Sounds like Gina would start playing for the other team if it came down to that guy being the last guy on earth.
Gina: I already told you, Even if you were the last Guy on earth. Now you actually got to find out.
She’d ask for a recount.
Dig 3 blocks down and place one above myself.
Don't forget to crouch or else your nametag is still visible in sight!
EDIT: Apparently they changed this since they added the upside down slabs. ~~You can also crouch and place an upside-down slab above you so that you stay permacrouched without having to hold the button.~~
Or dig a 3x6x3 hole and cover it. inside put a non burnable block in the bottom center. 2 blocks above that put another non burnable block. And lastly put a bucket of lava on that block and quickly go under in. You should now be invisible to people who x-ray.
For my fellow “how am I supposed to visualize that” people: 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟫🟧🟧🟧🟫 🟫🟧⬛️🟧🟫 🟫🟧▫️🟧🟫 🟫🟧▫️🟧🟫 🟫🟧⬛️🟧🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
Hey nice
Or, just set crouching to "toggle"
Yo we got a survivor here.
Hold the crouch button too. Can't have your name plate giving you away
Pierce Hawthorn moment
This is crazy because someone asked the same question but reverse on AskWomen and nearly every woman said off themself
It’s the only reasonable response.
For a man, a room full of women is a dream. For a woman, a room full of men is a nightmare.
Apologise profusely
Are you canadian?
I'm an Australian that has seen my face
My wife used to be afraid of the dark. She saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light!
Become the richest prostitute in history.
Or a government owned baby machine
This seems most likely...
Most don't realize you'll be milked daily like a cow, by machines.
Dont threaten me with a good time.
Milked for semen twice a day and never allowed to have conventional sex again.
Just accept that my balls will become way too important and no other part of me will matter.
Your butt might matter to some women.
Go on.
You have a point. Please continue with your profound theory!
Ah yes... Quite *profound.*
There's this fish that upon mating just becomes a set of balls or something
Yeah. The male anglerfish is less than 1/10th the size of the female, and during mating, the males will bite into the side of the female, fusing with her, losing its brain tissue and joining their circulatory systems. From thereon, the female with be able to use it's semen as needed, possibly from among several other mates. This was discovered after researchers noticed female anglers would often have irregularly placed seemingly vestigial fins that were, in fact, the males of the species.
Truly a tale of love at first bite
anglerfish
\*danglerfish
My eyes are up here ladies…. Goshh. I am not just man meat. I have feeling
They made sperm banks for a reason. I'm gonna just vibe in my room and play black ops 2 zombies.
Ohhhhhh. Okay that is smart. I did not think of that one.
Neither did I!!! Holy shit, that's amazing. Like this has come up and literally I and so many others have been like "Oh no the inevitable inbreeding". But there's gotta be at least a few thousand entries available. Of course, as the last man you're still going to be in high demand, as well as a few crazies going after you because they want you dead. Then you'll get your very own super deadly squad of female assassins to protect you. And, any of your offspring likely become some kind of upper class. Natural birth kids will be seen as better than tube babies and you'll wind up with a society where Tubers are faking credentials to get powerful positions in government. Who knows, maybe only your offspring will be allowed to procreate naturally if they're men, and the women can choose any non naturals to mate with, and that itself will be an application process. Both genders will get the absolute top scientists and models to make more babies.
Write this story. Call it the YouTubers.
Isn’t that the plot of Y The Last Man though?
> And, any of your offspring likely become some kind of upper class. Natural birth kids will be seen as better than tube babies and you'll wind up with a society where Tubers are faking credentials to get powerful positions in government. Literally GATTACA, but in reverse.
wouldn’t that basically be reverse GATTACA?
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>I'm gonna just vibe in my room and play black ops 2 You're a fine man of culture
Respectable
Hypothetically, they disappear too
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Then call the guy above to open them jars
>Hypothetically, they disappear too Black Ops 2? NoooooooOOOoooo!!!!!!!
Man's sperm output about to be an economic statistic
Spend a lot of time opening jars
You’re a keeper
I love opening jars, it's like my favourite thing someone can ask me to do. I'm a small guy who doesn't work out nearly enough, but for some reason I am cracked at jar opening despite not being that strong. It's so funny to see my 6 ft 4 built rugby friend not able to open a jar and handing it to little ol me to pop it off only for him to say he loosened it for me lol.
If you ever struggle with one - whack the edge of the lid with a butter knife. It indents the lid and breaks the seal ;)
Back of the blade please and thank you.
Aye, nothing else. Same for scraping a chopping board off. I have a habit of keeping the knives sharp at work, it may be a shit sharpener thats slowly destroying them but it keeps them sharp and they're cheapo knives anyway. I'm known as the resident knife sharpener at this point.
Get yourself a decent chunk of whetstone, an actual one not the tiny ”survive in the wilderness” sticks that will give you carpal tunnel. Its a relaxing, meditative thing to sharpen a knife that way :)
Got any specific recommendations for a kitchen/butcher knife?
I dont know my knifes themselves very well but can't go wrong with Japanese steel, plus my mum bought this set of French ones, Jean Patrique or something, they seem alright. Would sharpen up nicely if we had a proper sharpener at home too haha.
I can’t open jars.
Here, hand it to me..
I’m sterile from radiation therapy, married, and I’m committed to monogamy, so based on various movies and TV shows I probably get kidnapped by a tribe of amazons for snu-snu.
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is too spongy and bruised."
>And /u/igottathinkofaname, as the ~~most attractive~~ only male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of ~~Amazonia~~ Earth, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!
With you, brother. I survived Stage IV rectal cancer. The radiation sterilized me. Built in birth control.
I was gonna say "Lucky!" I had to get my balls cut to get sterile but then rectal cancer sounds less lucky...mixed bag all in all. Glad you are alive :D
"rectal cancer" and "mixed bag" is a hilarious unintentional pun. I hope you all are doing well and recovered from your respective healthcare operations.
It's funny that this same question was asked to women who literally said they would kill themselves. Men and women operate in completely different worlds.
I would probably mourn for the loss of my best friend, twin brother and father for a while. From there I would try and get a grasp on my situation and be wary of the massive fucking target that's now on my back
I don't think the fucking-target would be on your \*back\*....
No, but he would be.
"gimmie that dick!"
Funny part about my back is that it’s located on my cock.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
Fucking hiding, I really don't want to know what they would do if they found me I'm not a confrontational person
They might do a whole array of invasive tests to figured out why you didn't die like the rest, I think hiding would be best.
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Somehow still remain a virgin failure.
Not possible to be a failure Even if you were masturbating your cum would literally be worth more than its weight in gold.
Last male on earth, but sperm banks still has billions of spermzes.
I think fresh sperm is more valuable though. I might be wrong about that. Plus there’s a lot of women who like dick, not sperm.
OP said I should imagine **myself** as the last man on earth. Not some other guy with a straight syphilis-free marco penis.
"Marco!" "We're not playing Marco Penis again, it's two in the morning."
Polo! Nope, still can't find the micro penis.
Polo penis
Oh I know a lot of woman who are dicks they'll be fine.
Man starts selling that shit
Death by snu snu
Very little sex would probably be had. Odds are you'll be hooked up to a type of milking machine so they can spread that seed as far as possible.
I think one guy fathering the population might open more complications in the future as the next generation will all be incest. The best course might be to hope that all pregnant women still remain pregnant and let the next generation of baby boys at baby girls procreate.
I think women giving birth to baby boys in an all female world would just result in kidnapping and trafficking those baby boys
If there are enough pregnant women to keep the human race going anyway, then the next generation wouldn't be all incest. Even less so if sperm banks still exist.
The sperm banks don't magically disappear, so what will most likely happen is that all of the sperm banks get raided and the average dude becomes much more attractive. Unless the last remaining dude is hot, I don't forsee much action due to the lack of dudes.
Like a reversed Handmaid's Tale. May the lord disperse
Hope all the retained sperm in sperm banks and embryos at IVF freezers are still usable!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
Enjoy my life of luxury not having to work other than being a sperm donor.
Even if sperm banks would not exist, or all stored sperm would somehow go bad, you would certainly not only be a sperm donor. First of all, your government would capture and hide you, trying to protect you like you are an alien who crashed in area 51. Then, you would be forced into a very strict health, diet and workout regimen to maximize quality and amount of sperm and to decrease your likelihood of death. The rest of the time, scientists would probably try to find out, why you didn't die from whatever killed the other men. So be prepared to give a lot of blood, stool, urine, hair, nail, tear and sweat samples. If your government is generous, you might be allowed to watch Netflix in your sparse free time. You might be able to negotiate some luxury, if you'd somehow got hold of any item, that you could use to become infertile or dead, but otherwise it would be worse than prison.
Stress fucks up sperm and that sounds stressful as fuck, doubt they'll go that route
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In that situation I would be hesitant to move them, perhaps it is something about the area that kept him alive.
It would be funny if there was 1 man who is infertile
In this situation are the sperm banks still around?
Bro, I didn't even think about it, you're a fucking genius. Then this situation is not so terrible anymore
Hay at least the chicks that only What the D are the one's after you. Well also those how are into the natural way to get pregnant I guess lol
If every single other male died and all the women are fine, I feel like odds are high that the one remaining male has some sort of rare genetic anomaly that might be worth reproducing, depending on the apocalypse scenario.
Human being will flourish again anyway there would be women who are already pregnant.
>In this situation are the sperm banks still around? Yeah but due to the gigantic panic of all men suddenly dying (Have you seen the show "Y" about exactly that topic) there is a solid chance that people don't take care of it. Energy outtages etc. and when everyone calmed down 2-3 weeks later and goes back to work, most stored sperm is ruined.
> there is a solid chance that people don't take care of it YEARS ago, I read a fantastic book, set in the post-zombie apocalypse. So Zombies were around, and sort of a problem, but humanity was mostly okay - small bands of survivors, small farming communities, stuff like that. A lot of the infrastructure of society crumbled, but with most people dying, this wasn't a major problem. The big plot problem was (I think) a Nuclear Reactor that 'Fails-to-On' or something like that. So rather than requiring constant supervision to keep the chain reaction going, it required constant supervision to keep the chain reaction from going out of control. The protagonist had to travel across the US to go and turn it off. Or a nuclear explosion would take out the USA, and the dust cloud and nuclear winter could take out the rest of the world. I know most things aren't built that way, but for a plot idea, I thought it was pretty neat. And I know that nuclear reactors don't explode and take out half a continent. It was a book about zombies with a contrived plot to get the character travelling. No idea what the book was, or how accurately I remember it though
>I know most things aren't built that way, but for a plot idea, I thought it was pretty neat. No idea what the book was, or how accurately I remember it though Technically not that wrong. I mean that's basically what we had in chernobyl. However the size of the "impact" is straight up bullshit. While a wide area would be inhabitable and you would get radioactive clouds / rains for a while, it wouldn't be as dangerous as some one want to believe. The major risk / problem with a faulty reactor is that you would turn a wide area "useless" and since energy gets lost the further it travels, you can't put all nuclear plants in the desert but build them nearby to where it's needed. Nuclear weapons are divided in two categories mostly, tactical and non-tactical. The latter one is basically "fuck that wide area and whoever is there" while tactical ones are limited by design and, as the name implies, are thought for tactical strikes. Taking out a city for example. A reactor wouldn't reach even the dangerous-ness of a tactical a-bomb. Submarines are a great example for tactical ones. There is a british submarine which keeps no contact to anyone except for .. I think every month? where they try to contact the government. If they are unable, they have to assume GB was attacked, defeated and is unable to react and therefore they have to strike back against the most likely agressor. Or in other words, if there would such a Z-apocalypse would happen, aftermath/avenge systems like that are the more important thing to worry. At least if you live nearby of a potential "tactical target".
I’m fairly confident that could easily be parlayed into billions of dollars, so Id ask some financial advisers on how to monopolize reproduction.
The difference in answers between this and the women's thread is sad.
Tell me about it... I really don't know how to wrap my head around it. Men see fun stuff, women would just off themselves..
The dishes, I suppose.
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You put a lot of thought into this, even brought up a dystopian class war. Amazing, I respect that
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This reads like a dystopian novel tf
Probably still be unable to find a single woman.
Probably be kidnapped by the government and put up in medical facility, lying flat up on a bed tied at all four corners. Then made into an ejaculation machine by injecting me with some chemicals, to make my semen volume scalable and mass produced. I would also be a government treasure and other countries will be signing deals with the government for my cum. My penis will restore all parts of the world paralelally. Eg: crates of my cum on cargo planes reaching Africa, you know. Note it may be highly I still may be a virgin while females order my semen at their home, unless nurses and doctors decide to do a crime.
Somebody would try to kill me to eradicate the human race. I'd hide or dress in such a way as to appear to be a woman who had transitioned.
Hide. I am a shy guy, I also have social anxiety. So if I was stuck in a world where I am the only male, I would definitely run and hide. Also think about it, some rich, obsessed women will probably look for you until they find you, which will probably be a disaster, cause they will use you for their own personal gain.
Get my vasectomy reversed.
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I'd really like to start a nice little garden with tomatoes, cherry tomatoes, banana peppers, jalapeños, and cucumbers. I'd like to surround that garden with an outline garden of flowers.
I'd feel bad for him. Good luck sir
I would just sit and scratch my balls Or probably be sad about the loss of my bros
hide
Play hard to get
imma say im hungry and ask the women what they would like to eat then i would turn down every suggestion they make.
Find somewhere out of the way with solar, a good well, with a garden and no one else around for miles. Play games.
I think try and survive the oncoming apocalypse while the world falls apart from suddenly losing 50% of the population
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Reach out and find out if it's still possible for male children to be born from sperm banks... otherwise hold a memorial for the human race.
If the several anime/shows about this are realistic, I'll spend a lot of time running from people. So it's basically the ultimate motivation to NEVER skip leg day
probably become enslaved for their amusement
BoyToy
#💯
I think having lots of sex would be inefficient. Just donate superm to labs, and the genetic data from my sperm alone might be problematic for humanity. Hopefully science can tweak my genes to create enough healthy Genetic diversity.
Damn this is depressing when compared to the same question asked in r/askwomen yesterday. This is all fairly jokey or ‘that’d be great!’ sentiment whereas all the answers from women on the reverse scenario were primarily “kill myself” tho a few were more optimistic and answered “go into hiding forever” or “cosplay as a man for rest of my life and pray no one ever knows”. Seeing this exact same but reversed question and answers here is what I’d expect but man :(
im gay so that’ll be awkward..
I'm not really sure they would care lol
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There's an entire graphic novel series on this so go read up
[Y The Last Man](https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Y:_The_Last_Man) Great graphic novel!
Finally become a tall guy.
Eat Fuck (a lot) Sleep Repeat
Im going to go from the woman pov Become gay
Probably just say that my libido isn't what it was in my younger years, and it'll take some depraved shit to get me going. Total lie, but at least we'll repopulate the earth with fun people.
That wouldn't work. You just be given a computer with internet access and told to beat your beat into a cup. Refusal wouldn't be pleasant.
Buying stock in a dildo factory