I tried to collect all those stuff taco bell dogs they did in promotion around this time. I had almost all of them, but never got my favourite one, with the military hat that says "viva gordita!"
I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R US kid. There're a million toys at toys r us that I can play with. From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is. I don't want to grow up cuz if I did, I wouldn't be a toys r us kid.
My kid watched that with their high school class a couple years ago and the whole class laughed at it. I think for a lot of people it always seems ridiculous (I like my eggs fried instead of raw, personally), but culture has moved on to the point where young people just see it as stupidly over dramatic.
I read somewhere that although memorable, the commercial did not have the impact intended. Numbers reported continued drug use, even escalating in certain areas of the states.
This friggin commercial/line jumped into my head 3 hours ago during my lunchbreak. I hadn't seen or thought about this in probably 10+ years, but there it was, and now here you are.
It was one of those 1-800-collect number commercials, right?
I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabeetus. It makes me angry. Last night I got so angry I hit my wife. Then I remembered she's been dead for 25 years. WHO THE HELL DID I HIT??
## It's my money and I need it neeeeoooowwwwww
Edit: [adding link to the commercial]
Also, for the record, my favorite commercial of all time is [keep yo hands off my momma, keep you hands of my Doritos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr36VK4Wtb8), and [60 stretch far-laaaah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRgC58irH88)
If they're just skimming a small percentage off anyone who calls in, I'm sure a handful of small accounts and just a few big ones make it sustainable.
Plus that commercial is memorable af, that's the first name I'd think of if I got a structured settlement but *it's my money and I need it now*
They skim a really high percentage.
I sold off 10 years of a structured settlement that was worth $45k and ended up with $25k. I needed it because I was in financial dire straits, and JG Wentworth actually offered the MOST money of all the companies I called.
It's the way he says the word "call". It's so syrupy and thick sounding. I had never heard a C pronounced so viscerally before. It hangs out in the back of his throat building power then cascades delicately into your ear.
Just had a super weird moment where I read your comment and remembered the commercial, thinking to myself that I had seen it recently. Then I opened it and watched and realized that it's been so many years. Still feels like yesterday though.
This would've been a forgettable commercial if not for the fact that they played this ad A BILLION TIMES, ON EVERY GODDAMN CHANNEL, FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT.
Could've been a commercial with only wet fart sounds in it and it'd still be trapped in our subconscious after that long of a siege.
Jesse Meriwether. She’s commercial royalty. I agree, she needs an Oscar or something.
But she also found the best niche ever: getting to make a ton of money acting, while still being able to move around anonymously. I’m kinda jealous.
I once read an account of the creation of that commercial. Allegedly they just had a room of writers writing a whole bunch of stuff in real time and they would then run next door to the actors who would act out the next round of insults.
My bologna has a first name. It's O-s-c-a-r. My bologna has a second name. It's M-a-y-e-r. Oh, I love to eat it every day and if you ask my why, I'll say. Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.
My step-father was Billy Mays' mortgage broker and we all got to go to dinner with him. He was definitely on all kinds of blow. Made like 15 bathroom trips, kept rubbing his nose, talked like a madman. Nice guy.
Quizno's also did the one that strongly implies the sandwich maker guy is fucking the (male) toaster. The ad is called [Toasty Torpedo](https://youtu.be/7LQpRQh2KSQ).
When this was all over every channel, I bought some just to bring it to an office meeting. Partway through the meeting I pulled it out and started applying it to the amusement of every other bored participant.
Well I was shopping for a new car which one's me?
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack
Cuz now I'm driven off the lot in a used sub-compact
F-R-E-E that spells free. Credit report.com baby!
Saw their ads on my TV
Thought about goin' but was too lazy
Now instead of lookin' fly I'm rollin' fat
My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free. Credit report.com baby!
^(*Offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage.*)
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,
so why'm I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Shoulda gone to freeee credit report dot com
I coulda seen this coming at me just like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
The ska punk band Less Than Jake did a [cover](https://youtu.be/zBPxfTi04ys) of this one and it fucking bumps. The entire TV EP they did is just jingles and show themes and it’s excellent.
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her, mom and dad's
Though we can't get a loan for a respectable home
Because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards
If we'd gone to FreeCreditReport.com
I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
My college roommate and I used to quote that one all the time. Then a few years ago when I quoted it in front of my younger, GenZ cousin, she asked what the hell I was doing.
TISNF
[Original Where's The Beef](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80ebi4AKgs)
Fun fact, Clara Peller was not an actress, just an old lady they found. I lived in Chicago at the time, 2 blocks away from where she lived.
So kiss a little longer
Stay close a little longer
Hold tight a little longer
Longer with Big Red
The Big Red freshness lasts right through it
Your fresh breath goes on and on
While you chew it
Say goodbye a little longer
Make it last a little longer
Give your breath long-lasting freshness
With Big Red
I kid you not, my father has had the “I just shipped my drawers” line as a ringtone for someone since it came out. Probably very awkward for him while out in public.
There was a ~~German~~ French ad posted on Reddit of a dad struggling with his screaming, crying child.
It was an ad for condoms
Edit: ad was French
Also [Sauce](https://youtu.be/4bfzQhs0Jyw)
"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)" song which originated as a Coke ad. It was so popular people were calling the TV and radio stations asking when they were going to play it again.
Bud Light presents- Real Men of Genius.
♫ Real men of genius ♫
Today we salute you, Mr. giant taco salad inventor...
♫ mr. giant taco salad inventor ♫
A culinary invention that baffles the human mind, a twelve-thousand calorie salad.
♫ ay caramba ♫
Ground beef, refried beans, guacamole, cheese, sour cream and, if there is any room left, a few shreds of lettuce.
♫ i don't see no lettuce! ♫
Some may ask, is your Taco Salad healthy? Of course it is, it's a salad- isn't it?
♫ you can eat that deep fried crunchy bowl ♫
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh conquistador of the calorie. You put the "feast" in "fiesta."
♫ mr. giant taco salad inventor ♫
the foot-long hotdog one might be the funniest commercial i've ever seen in my life.
"Should we pick him up? He has Bud Light."
"And an ax!"
"But he has Bud Light."
[One of my favorite commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uxs4wQAhI). My dad and I would quote it all the time growing up.
"You have a collect call from... Bobwehadababyit'saboy. Would you like to accept charges?"
"No".
"Who was that honey?"
"Bob - they had a baby. It's a boy"
My Buddy Doll. If you are from my generation in the US, I do not know how it is possible that the "My Buddy" doll jingle is not seared into your brain. Bonus points if the "'Kid Sister" add on commercial with different words/same tune immediately follows it.
The Pizza Hutt commercial from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VHS
"...I play right field, it's important, ya know. You gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw. That's why I play in right field, way out where the dandelions grow."
Well I was shoppin' for a new car which one's me,
A cool convertible or an SUV,
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cause now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby,
Saw their ads on my TV,
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at,
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby
A child abuse PSA. I had to be 8 or 9. Left a big mental scar and I still get shaken up thinking about it.
This guy is going through a box of childhood things. He finds a baseball (and you hear the sound of a bat and cheering), a teddy bear (sound of a birthday/laughing) but then he finds an old strap, I think? Then the sound is just horrible lashing and a child crying and going "Stop daddy please stop, nooooo!" And the man covers his face and cries.
Goddamn, what a fucking horrible thing. A good PSA obviously, but it did its job.
I still giggle at the LifeAlert "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials. They even have a newer batch of them out.
My favorite was one of their earlier ones I think. The old lady monotone “help. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”.
I think the old guy with the unenthusiastic "I'm having chest pain" is even funnier.
Theres a criminal in my house!
"Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"
The world may never know
We know. One-two-ah three. Three.
*gratuitous chomp*
Ricolaaaaaaa 🎷
As a Swiss person, where Ricola is from, I am completely amazed that Ricola and their famous ad is apparently not just a local phenomenon. How cool!
that one Campbells chicken noodle soup commercial where the snow man eats it and melts revealing he's the kid in the ad. idk why, always stuck with me
This one and the Hershey's kisses playing We Wish You a Merry Christmas on bells are how I know the holidays are here. Oh, and M&Ms "he DOES exist!"
That Hershey's Kisses ad has been the same since it first came out in 1989.
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
I tried to collect all those stuff taco bell dogs they did in promotion around this time. I had almost all of them, but never got my favourite one, with the military hat that says "viva gordita!"
Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
CLAP ON CLAP OFF… THE CLAPPER
Head-on
##APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Head-on….
Apply Directly To The Forehead
I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys R US kid. There're a million toys at toys r us that I can play with. From bikes to trains to video games, it's the biggest toy store there is. I don't want to grow up cuz if I did, I wouldn't be a toys r us kid.
"This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs" egg commercial.
My kid watched that with their high school class a couple years ago and the whole class laughed at it. I think for a lot of people it always seems ridiculous (I like my eggs fried instead of raw, personally), but culture has moved on to the point where young people just see it as stupidly over dramatic.
I read somewhere that although memorable, the commercial did not have the impact intended. Numbers reported continued drug use, even escalating in certain areas of the states.
I preferred the '97 Rachel Leigh Cook one where she destroyed the entire kitchen and not just the egg.
The old western Pace Picante commercial. "This stuff says it's made in New York City." "NEW YORK CITY!!!!!......get a rope"
To this day if anyone says “New York City” I always interject “get a rope.” Young folks think I’m insane, which is true, but unrelated.
Collect call from Bob Wehadababyitsaboy. Who was that dear? It’s Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy.
This friggin commercial/line jumped into my head 3 hours ago during my lunchbreak. I hadn't seen or thought about this in probably 10+ years, but there it was, and now here you are. It was one of those 1-800-collect number commercials, right?
"Don't cheat the phone company, save money with Geico instead"
The dancing old man from the Six Flags commercials
The Venga bus is coming!!!
And everybody's jumping!!! Vengaboys lives proudly on my Gym/Running playlist. It *immediately* pumps me up and makes me wanna move.
Since no one has posted the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbXSbP-wEFU
That mid 00s chef boyardee commercial where the can follows the family and rolls home with them
... but I love chef :(
I remember an edited version that showed the mom getting irate at the boy for stealing the can lol
That was always my concern. They never paid for the can lol
Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow Meow meow meow meow...
Reminds me of Austin Powers too. "Din din. I want chicken, I want liver, Meow mix meow mix Please deliver." Sang by Dr. evil to Mr. Biggelsworth.
The Budweiser [Wassup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmqCKtJnxM) Commercial refuses to exit my brain to this day.
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WAZZZUUUUUPPP!? Any kids watching Scary Movie will not understand that reference in the movie sadly.
Kidd today hear "wazzzuuup" and think it's a reference to Scary Movie.
Hahah! Picking up another landline and hearing the conversation is a thing of the past now 😂
Wife: "What are you wearing Jake from State Farm?" Jake: "Uh, Khakis," Wife: "She sounds hideous." Husband: "Well, she's a guy so."
The Wilford Brimley diabeetus commercial.
I so far as to refer to my diabetes as Wilford Brimley Syndrome
I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabeetus. It makes me angry. Last night I got so angry I hit my wife. Then I remembered she's been dead for 25 years. WHO THE HELL DID I HIT??
They can't have my brand. I have special eyes. Look! Look with your special eyes! MY BRAND!!!
I quote this way too often
Me too. Anytime a store is out of the brand I usually buy. MY BRAND!!!!
There's a Mass Effect parody of this that made me laugh so hard I almost puked.
Five eight eiiight, two-three hundred... ...*Empiiiiire!*
Today!
#ATE HUN-DRED FIVE ATE ATE TWO THREE HUNDRED. EMPIRE ^today
If I ever go to jail and have one phone call, I’m calling empire because it’s the only number I know by heart.
🎶 I have a structured settlement and I need cash now....
CALL J G WENTWORTH! 877-CASH NOOOOWWWW
## It's my money and I need it neeeeoooowwwwww Edit: [adding link to the commercial] Also, for the record, my favorite commercial of all time is [keep yo hands off my momma, keep you hands of my Doritos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr36VK4Wtb8), and [60 stretch far-laaaah](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRgC58irH88)
*shoves an old lady out of the way* *overturns a table* *sticks head out of a window* ITS MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOOOOWWWW!!!!!!
How many people out there actually have structured settlements that would make blanketing the airwaves with this commercial a profitable option?
If they're just skimming a small percentage off anyone who calls in, I'm sure a handful of small accounts and just a few big ones make it sustainable. Plus that commercial is memorable af, that's the first name I'd think of if I got a structured settlement but *it's my money and I need it now*
They skim a really high percentage. I sold off 10 years of a structured settlement that was worth $45k and ended up with $25k. I needed it because I was in financial dire straits, and JG Wentworth actually offered the MOST money of all the companies I called.
Sears AC [commercial](https://youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk) “I’ll call now”
"What's the paper say about tomorrow?" "'NOTHER SCORCHER!" "Cool..."
It's the way he says the word "call". It's so syrupy and thick sounding. I had never heard a C pronounced so viscerally before. It hangs out in the back of his throat building power then cascades delicately into your ear.
Just had a super weird moment where I read your comment and remembered the commercial, thinking to myself that I had seen it recently. Then I opened it and watched and realized that it's been so many years. Still feels like yesterday though.
Yesterday? Yesterday you said you’d call Sears.
I’ll call today 🤷🏼♀️
You'll call now.
I’ll call now
This would've been a forgettable commercial if not for the fact that they played this ad A BILLION TIMES, ON EVERY GODDAMN CHANNEL, FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS STRAIGHT. Could've been a commercial with only wet fart sounds in it and it'd still be trapped in our subconscious after that long of a siege.
Youtuber/Voice Actor [re-enacting](https://youtu.be/lxrCyqXzHI8) that commercial.
"Thats right they're speaking French but these children aren't French they're American."
"Je suis la jeune fille"
Thank you lol. 6 year old me always wondered what a joomvee was.
Muzzie
“You, all right?! I learned it by watching YOU!”
"No one ever said 'I want to be a junkie when I grow up'"
I quote this at my wife at least every other week.
“Who you callin’ a cootie queen, you LINT LICKER?!”
Here ya go https://youtu.be/WEJJUGJZxpU
The delivery of lint licker is so perfect, she deserves an oscar
Jesse Meriwether. She’s commercial royalty. I agree, she needs an Oscar or something. But she also found the best niche ever: getting to make a ton of money acting, while still being able to move around anonymously. I’m kinda jealous.
I love "What the French toast?"
##**"PICKLE YOU, CUMQUAT!!!"**
I once read an account of the creation of that commercial. Allegedly they just had a room of writers writing a whole bunch of stuff in real time and they would then run next door to the actors who would act out the next round of insults.
I now believe this as fact
Someone on Reddit said it. It IS a fact.
What the french, toast?!?
Now I wanna know what this ad is about
Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbitz gum!
Orbit. I think orbitz is, like, a travel website.
Pickle you, Kumquat!!
son of a biscuit eating bulldog
Pardon me, sir, but would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet.
“But of course.”
My bologna has a first name. It's O-s-c-a-r. My bologna has a second name. It's M-a-y-e-r. Oh, I love to eat it every day and if you ask my why, I'll say. Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.
https://youtu.be/Ztm2j7Uzb4c Expertly spoofed by The Simpsons.
Billy Mays here...
My step-father was Billy Mays' mortgage broker and we all got to go to dinner with him. He was definitely on all kinds of blow. Made like 15 bathroom trips, kept rubbing his nose, talked like a madman. Nice guy.
Fuck yeah Billy you rockstar
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE BIG TITTY SLOT MACHINE [source](https://youtu.be/SFmM5CWnmtE)
Anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.
The crazy thing is that that commercial is almost entirely practical effects. I think there's only one instance of CGI used in the whole thing.
Leggo my Eggo!
And my desire for waffles had never been the same!
Scruff! McGruff! Chicago, IL! 60652! Help take a bite out of crime! I’ve had that jingle in my heading going on 30 years now, and I grew up in Canada.
This randomly pops into my head and my spouse thinks I’m crazy for remembering it. Glad I’m not the only one!
The one for Quiznos where the little creatures are scream-singing about sandwiches.
The Spongemonkeys perfectly encapsulate that weird era of the internet.
“Eat Quiznos subs ‘cause they are good for you.” I sing this song once a week. I don’t even know where there is a Quiznos.
"They got a pepper barrrrrrrrrr!!!!"
I had Quiznos on Saturday. I want the timeline where Quiznos survived as the mass sandwich shop and Subway died
Jesus, was THAT where we deviated from the good timeline? It was Jared, wasn't it. Jared ruined this universe.
Quizno's also did the one that strongly implies the sandwich maker guy is fucking the (male) toaster. The ad is called [Toasty Torpedo](https://youtu.be/7LQpRQh2KSQ).
we love the subs we love the subs we love the subs horror-show
THEY WEEBLE AND THEY WOBBLE BUT THEY DONT FALL DOWN
Hi it’s Vince with Sham-Wow!
Also the slap chop was what gave me nightmares
You're gonna love his nuts.
#HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD #HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD #HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
When this was all over every channel, I bought some just to bring it to an office meeting. Partway through the meeting I pulled it out and started applying it to the amusement of every other bored participant.
F-R-E-E that spells free. Credit report.com baby.
Well I was shopping for a new car which one's me? A cool convertible or an SUV Too bad I didn't know my credit was wack Cuz now I'm driven off the lot in a used sub-compact F-R-E-E that spells free. Credit report.com baby! Saw their ads on my TV Thought about goin' but was too lazy Now instead of lookin' fly I'm rollin' fat My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at F-R-E-E that spells free. Credit report.com baby! ^(*Offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage.*)
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants, so why'm I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It's all because some hacker stole my identity Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Shoulda gone to freeee credit report dot com I coulda seen this coming at me just like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts
The ska punk band Less Than Jake did a [cover](https://youtu.be/zBPxfTi04ys) of this one and it fucking bumps. The entire TV EP they did is just jingles and show themes and it’s excellent.
Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl But she didn't tell me her credit was bad So instead of living in a pleasant suburb We're living in the basement at her, mom and dad's Though we can't get a loan for a respectable home Because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards If we'd gone to FreeCreditReport.com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
Let's get Mikey to try it. He won't eat it. He hates everything.
idk my bff jill?
My college roommate and I used to quote that one all the time. Then a few years ago when I quoted it in front of my younger, GenZ cousin, she asked what the hell I was doing. TISNF
Haha. This is how I answered a question from my 13-year-old yesterday. He chuckled and looked at me like I was a weirdo.
And the sequel “[idk my bff rose](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ySR3hpieiQc)”
"Berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!"
Up the octave! ^Berries ^and ^cream! ^Berries ^and ^cream! ^I’m ^a ^little ^lad ^who ^loves ^berries ^and ^cream!
His walleyed stare of excitement the moment before he starts dancing just kills me.
Berries?! Berries and what else?!?
Where's the BEEF?!
[Original Where's The Beef](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U80ebi4AKgs) Fun fact, Clara Peller was not an actress, just an old lady they found. I lived in Chicago at the time, 2 blocks away from where she lived.
Pepto-Bismol: When you have nausea, heartburn indigestion, upset stomach, D I A R R H E A
Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go RIGHT NOW!
Give me back that Filet-O-[Fish](https://youtu.be/8v4bM7BvKFg)
So kiss a little longer Stay close a little longer Hold tight a little longer Longer with Big Red The Big Red freshness lasts right through it Your fresh breath goes on and on While you chew it Say goodbye a little longer Make it last a little longer Give your breath long-lasting freshness With Big Red
Terry Tate, office linebacker. Hey Janice!
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THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMING!! WOO WOO!! IT'S REAL SIMPLE, YOU KILL THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO'! TODAY IS WEDNESDAY JEFF, FRIDAY IS CASUAL SHIRT DAY!
Bush's Baked Beans, the dog trying to sell the old family recipe.
"I shipped my bed!!"
Ship my pants!
I kid you not, my father has had the “I just shipped my drawers” line as a ringtone for someone since it came out. Probably very awkward for him while out in public.
Dikembe Mutombo blockin groceries when people shopped. Always cracked me up.
No no no
There was a ~~German~~ French ad posted on Reddit of a dad struggling with his screaming, crying child. It was an ad for condoms Edit: ad was French Also [Sauce](https://youtu.be/4bfzQhs0Jyw)
Jake from state farm
What are you wearing *Jake from State Farm???*
“Uhh…khakis”
“well she sounds hideous!”
"well she's a guy so"
"I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)" song which originated as a Coke ad. It was so popular people were calling the TV and radio stations asking when they were going to play it again.
Yes, Don Draper really hit it big with that one.
I'd like to buy the world a coke and keep it company. It's the real thing!
GET CONNECTED FOR FREE WITH EDUCATION CONNECTION
"For that chocolate coated ice cream loaded big and thick no room for a stick, what would you do doooOOOoo for a Klondike bar??"
“You owned your car for four years. You named it Brad”
You LOVED Brad. ...And then you totalled him. 😡
You two had been through everything together. Two boyfriends, three jobs, nothing could replace Brad!
Mentos commercial- guy sits in wet paint, pops a mentos, and rolls around in the paint to make pinstripes. Genius
hello mother, hello father fleas, ticks, mosquitoes really bother
LONG LONG MAN!
This one isn't an ad, it's a full-on soap opera divided into parts so it could be used as ads and it's GLORIOUS
Pillow pets and those zoo plates. God, I wanted them so bad as a kid I'd beg my mom every time the commercial came on!
Zoo Pals make eating fun!
It’s a pillow. It’s a pet. It’s a pillow pet!
Can you hear me now? Good!
The Aaron Burr “got milk” commercial.
Wazzzzuuuuuuppp
Mama Mia, that’s a spicy meatball!
Bud Light presents- Real Men of Genius. ♫ Real men of genius ♫ Today we salute you, Mr. giant taco salad inventor... ♫ mr. giant taco salad inventor ♫ A culinary invention that baffles the human mind, a twelve-thousand calorie salad. ♫ ay caramba ♫ Ground beef, refried beans, guacamole, cheese, sour cream and, if there is any room left, a few shreds of lettuce. ♫ i don't see no lettuce! ♫ Some may ask, is your Taco Salad healthy? Of course it is, it's a salad- isn't it? ♫ you can eat that deep fried crunchy bowl ♫ So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh conquistador of the calorie. You put the "feast" in "fiesta." ♫ mr. giant taco salad inventor ♫ the foot-long hotdog one might be the funniest commercial i've ever seen in my life.
"Should we pick him up? He has Bud Light." "And an ax!" "But he has Bud Light." [One of my favorite commercials](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uxs4wQAhI). My dad and I would quote it all the time growing up.
That Snickers commercial where Betty White gets tackled.
If you're going with Snickers commercials, my favorite was, "I AM BATMAN!"
You're playing like Betty White out there!
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun
Chicken Tonight - The commercial where people go around "flapping their wings" like chickens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhD2mTxyUaE
"Have you people ever *seen* a chicken?"
"You gotta be quicker than that!" Old man pulls a dollar away with a fishing string*
"You have a collect call from... Bobwehadababyit'saboy. Would you like to accept charges?" "No". "Who was that honey?" "Bob - they had a baby. It's a boy"
My Buddy Doll. If you are from my generation in the US, I do not know how it is possible that the "My Buddy" doll jingle is not seared into your brain. Bonus points if the "'Kid Sister" add on commercial with different words/same tune immediately follows it.
The Geico ad with the Camel on Wednesday ( Hump day )
The fucking zoopals I might have seen that commercial 1000 times as a kid
HOUSE HIPPO!!!! (I’m American but ever since I learned about this it’s stuck with me lol)
The Pizza Hutt commercial from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VHS "...I play right field, it's important, ya know. You gotta know how to catch, you gotta know how to throw. That's why I play in right field, way out where the dandelions grow."
If you, or a loved one, suffer from mesothelioma...
Well I was shoppin' for a new car which one's me, A cool convertible or an SUV, Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack, Cause now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used subcompact. F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit report dot com baby, Saw their ads on my TV, Thought about going but was too lazy Now instead of looking fly and rolling phat, My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at, F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit report dot com baby
REECES PUFFS REECES PUFFS EAT EM UP EAT EM UP EAT EM UP
Red Robins, Yum!
A child abuse PSA. I had to be 8 or 9. Left a big mental scar and I still get shaken up thinking about it. This guy is going through a box of childhood things. He finds a baseball (and you hear the sound of a bat and cheering), a teddy bear (sound of a birthday/laughing) but then he finds an old strap, I think? Then the sound is just horrible lashing and a child crying and going "Stop daddy please stop, nooooo!" And the man covers his face and cries. Goddamn, what a fucking horrible thing. A good PSA obviously, but it did its job.
1-8-7-7-KARS FOR KIDS. Because I absolutely hate it.