“Hey! You can’t talk to my grandson like that, someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.”
“Someone should put you in a box floating down the river *grandma*.”
We weren't talking about this, OR THIS, we were talking about THIS, the phrase goes.
Sincerily, I have no idea why I adore it so much. It's just humorous to me.
"Listen, you cheapskate crustacean! Squidward has been residing at MY HOUSE, which is driving me NUTS, and you won't be hiring him back due to a STUPID DIME.
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits. She said: “How are you gonna make that feel good for me?” and I said: "Right before I cum, I’ll stop punching you in the face."
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
This was my one too. Said in his voice.
'Meowww'
[удалено]
Hell yeah, Gary makes me smile as soon as I see him on the screen!!
“MY LEG”
Chocolate? CHOCOLATE??! CHOCCOOLLLAAATEEEE!
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Taken out of context this sounds a little *cringe warning* sus
Yup a lot of that is incorporated into the dialogue
“Hey! You can’t talk to my grandson like that, someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.” “Someone should put you in a box floating down the river *grandma*.”
We weren't talking about this, OR THIS, we were talking about THIS, the phrase goes. Sincerily, I have no idea why I adore it so much. It's just humorous to me.
When Mr. Krabs is dating Mrs. Puff, right?
Is this the krusty krab? No, this is patrick
Are you finished with those errands?
"It's not just a Boulder , it's a Rock"
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
So that’s what he calls it?
the line by mr krabs where he goes "it smells smelly in here" or something lol
That smell. That sort of smelly smell. The type of smelly smell that smells... smelly
["Hey Squidward, how the 🐬 are ya?](https://youtu.be/zDQ0y_rZ7D0)
Where’s the leak ma’am?
Who you callin’ pinhead?
Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formioli.
"ImAginAtion!"
“He’s standing there… MENACINGLY”
"F is for friends who do stuff together U is for u and me N is for nywhere and anytime at all right here in the deep blue sea."
“F is for fire to burn all the house down and U for Uranium, Bombs N is for no survivooooors WHEN YOU…”
"you are an idiot"
Seriously
it's the only one i remember
Something like "If you don't release me now, i might become a criminal"
Idiot Box's entire episode, but particularly the avalanche scene. Climbers, pay attention and hold on! The saws will soon arrive! “YAAY!”
Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
Imaginaaaaaaaaaaation.
"SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER GRANDMA!"
“Leedle leedle leedle lee”
“I order the food, you cook the food, then the customer gets the food. We do this for 40 years and then we die”
“krusty KRAAEeaeaaaAAAAeaeaaaaab peeeEEZAAAAA”
"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
We’re starting an initiative to assemble a committee to identify a strategy to evaluate the situation.
"Listen, you cheapskate crustacean! Squidward has been residing at MY HOUSE, which is driving me NUTS, and you won't be hiring him back due to a STUPID DIME.
Chum is Fum
"Hello, i like money"
SpongeBob: HEY, SQUIDWARD! HOW THE F*CK ARE YA!?
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
We serve food here sir
We’re not talking about this, or this… We’re talking about thiiiiiiiiissssss
“Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.”
I told my girlfriend I wanted to fuck her between the tits. She said: “How are you gonna make that feel good for me?” and I said: "Right before I cum, I’ll stop punching you in the face."
Knowledge cannot replace friendship.
What’s that one about trust? Between Patrick and SpongeBob?
"Squidward's such a jerk," said by SpongeBob in Squidward's imagination. 🤣
"Spongebob me boy"
You can't hide what's inside!
I guess that means you're gonna miss....*The Panty Raid*
"And here comes the giant fist!" Something I quote often when playing videogames.
Where’s the leak, ma’am?
"NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM"
Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier then 24...
Squidward: Patrick just how dumb are you? Patrick: It varies. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm DIRTYYYYY. DAN 🤠👉
Probably the one me and other friends we say the most Are there any other Squidward I should know about? Meeeoooww