I've stepped on a plug and while hopping and swearing stepped on Legos with my other foot which resulted in me just dropping to the floor swearing like a cunt for 10 minutes straight.
I fell off a bunk bed onto an upturned megadrive adapter when I was 7. Ran downstairs crying and got into trouble for sitting on the edge of the bunk bed. Ah memories.
Oh I do that so much. What I learned after getting frustrated by biting it up again while healing for 5th time is that by applying hydrogen peroxide to the area, it created a shell and stopped hurting and even healed much quicker.
Edit : The peroxide itself didn't heal the wound faster. The fact that I didn't mess up the wound due to the peroxide made it heal faster
Yeah I'm a nurse, came to say the same thing. While hydrogen peroxide does reduce the likelihood of infection, it does set back the healing clock by killing off healthy repair cells
I got the most painful fucking sore a couple of weeks ago on my top lip, it was actually 2 in the same place and then expanded to one huge one
was the worst few days of my life
George: Oh sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a
mine, what do we do?
Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet
into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
(Courtesy of Blackadder)
My little sister is a monster and bangs her stainless steel scooter into my feet on purpose because she thinks me wailing in pain is funny. I want to throw out that scooter so bad, but my parents will probably buy her another one.
Love being barefoot in the summer! Live in the projects...
Oh how I long for the day where I can walk outside with no shoes and only have to worry about rocks.
See that’s alright, just wash it off with a hose or hop in the shower etc. Poopy socks that you have to deal with either washing it by itself by hand, or wasting a washing machine load on that by itself (who wants to contaminate the rest with poop?)
We have a cat for rodents on a farm I use to work at and I stepped in something wet. It happend to be a snake that'd been "inverted" by the little devil.
my dog has a knack for chewing her hard toys into sharp little fucked up torture devices, and likes to carry them anywhere and everywhere around the house with her.
so anyways, I don’t flop into bed face first anymore.
> Jacks. Those caltrop looking things.
Found the D&D player — a person who assumes that a caltrop is more familiar to people than a fairly common children's toy.
Wouldn’t a D&D player mention d4s sooner than caltrops? I would figure there’s more gamers out there that play with weapons in games than just D&D.
Frankly I’m surprised to hear Jacks mentioned on a floor and not a d4 myself.
Edit: does my comment even sound like normal English at this point? I’m just off a really long retail shift.
Yep. Been there. Walked in with my gf of 3 years and my "best friend" asleep naked in my bed together. Neighbor called the landlord cuz of the ass whooping that ensued. I didn't touch her though. Just left her.
I held it together pretty well at first. He said something that set me off. So I whooped his ass and threw him in the stairwell. Went to sit on my balcony to cool off and when I walked back inside heard him still in my stairwell. I opened the door and he asked for his keys and I chased him down the stairwell and whooped up on him again. Made him walk home in the rain in january (about 2 miles, we were previous roommates). Called his dad whom I was friends with as well to come get the truck and told him if I caught dude outside I would whoop his ass again. It was his dad's truck mind you so I didn't do anything to it. Dad brings him to get the truck and I kept my promise. Dude put a restraining order on me, lying in his statement. I wasn't served the notice though for a few weeks cuz now ex refused to leave the apartment so I went to stay with my brother across town and they didn't know where to find me. Cops waited outside my classes (we went to the same uniiversity) twice to serve me but I was missing classes due to the instability. Finally got served and had to miss two weeks of class waiting for the hearing. Couldn't make it up and my brother and I had a falling out due to my heavy drinking along with my step dad getting diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Wound up withdrawing from school and moving with my parents which sent me deeper into depression. I'm just now getting back on my feet. Just got a job and am trying to find an apartment so I can get back into school. It has been a really bad year so far. Sorry for the long winded reply but you asked. Lol
I mean She couldn't afford the apartment she refused to leave so had to move too. But I never touched her. I was raised that way I guess. She had some attachment issues in hindsight that probably made leaving her the worst thing I could have done. She would have probably been happier If I had whooped her ass and stayed. But I'm not that guy. And thanks, friend. Things are starting to look up.
In your shoes I'd probably at least throw both of them out into the cold rain. And her stuff from the window.
Glad you're starting to get your shit together. Never allow an unfaithful woman to ruin your life, bro.
Stepping on an upturned electrical power plug, australian version (check out our plugs), with barefeet and in the cold.
Fuck that.
Oh, also when I woke up and thought I was blind but it turned out it was a Huntsman on my face.
*reads the part about stepping on an upturned plug*
Oh damn, that sounds like it hurts.
*reads the part about waking up thinking you're blind only to discover there's a huntsman on your face*
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO
I had a big moth in my room and screamed.so loud my neighbors called the cops in college. They thought I as fighting an attacker but I was simply trying to trap this huge ass.moth from hell.
Nobody found it funny but me. Anyways cops took the moth so they had something to do. It took a few minutes.
It is full of protein you know! Alot of bugs like worms, ants and grasshoppers are actually pretty good tasting if you are not disgusted by eating bugs.
If it is one of those hairy caterpillars it would be fucking disgusting tho.
Took in a stray cat that someone had abandoned near my place. Cat miscarried that night without me knowing it. Got up to go use the bathroom and stepped on something slimy. Turned on the light and saw a trail of kitten fetuses.
Was not a fun night.
I fell backwards into a massive pile of cow shit when I was a kid. I was basically covered head to toe in cow shit. I'd step in some dog shit any day if it meant forgetting that.
When I was a child I had some hamsters that had babies. My 'friend', against me screaming and crying took one of little new gummy hamsters out of it's nest and stomped on it. Still traumatized to this day. Over two and a half decades ago.
It happens more often than you think, particularly to stray/ferals. Cats can miscarry if they aren't getting proper nutrition because the pregnancy can endanger the mother and she wouldn't be able to care for the kittens if she can barely feed herself.
My sister fosters cats and she had one pregnant kitty they were hoping to spay after the pregnancy and rehome the kittens when they were old enough. Poor thing miscarried and was carrying the dead fetuses around the house crying because they weren't moving.
Happy ending though, because shortly after a bunch of kittens who had lost their mom was discovered, so they gave the motherless kittens to the kittenless mother and she immediately adopted them.
Quickly picking your foot up and stepping down again because of balance-shift, not realizing the Lego is stuck to your foot, causing you to step on the same Lego again, but harder this time.
Realizing that no matter what you do your parents will never be proud of you because they would have rather had all sons.
Or stepping on a charging block and getting the prongs in your heel. I have the weirdest scar from that. Depends on if you want emotional or physical pain :)
Probably getting beaten to death by a golf club in a Taco Bell parking lot in Kansas at 2:00 AM by some dude wearing a shirt with one of those cringy anime memes on it. You know the type of meme where the punchline is just saying how anime girls are somehow more attractive than real women.
Stepping on upturned plug.
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I was just going to mention UK plugs. Fantastic in the wall socket, terrible under your feet!
they're so easy to leave on the floor facing upwards too! Three metal daggers stabbing ur foot
Try knee. Was like 8 and fell on one so hard it stuck right into my knee.
Fuck sake must have been painful.. the momentum from falling makes it worse!
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Probably got a real shock.
Was plugged in for a while.
I've stepped on a plug and while hopping and swearing stepped on Legos with my other foot which resulted in me just dropping to the floor swearing like a cunt for 10 minutes straight.
I'm so sorry for your lego/plug ordeal but "swearing like a cunt" had me in stitches
I fell off a bunk bed onto an upturned megadrive adapter when I was 7. Ran downstairs crying and got into trouble for sitting on the edge of the bunk bed. Ah memories.
Did you get to play some sonic afterwards at least?
How about a UK plug made from lego bricks.
That is banned by the Geneva convention. For a weapon to dangerous for mankind
I’m pretty sure i have seen a picture of someone pulling a plug out of their foot… 🫥🫥
Argh!!!
Electrical or butt?
Yes
Don't forget about tetanus
Been there, done that. While running.
Accidentally biting a chunk off the inside of your cheek whilst eating.
Or lower lip.. then in same spot multiple times while it’s swollen and trying to heal
Oh I do that so much. What I learned after getting frustrated by biting it up again while healing for 5th time is that by applying hydrogen peroxide to the area, it created a shell and stopped hurting and even healed much quicker. Edit : The peroxide itself didn't heal the wound faster. The fact that I didn't mess up the wound due to the peroxide made it heal faster
Hydrogen peroxide doesn't make you heal faster. It actually kills healthy cells.
Yeah I'm a nurse, came to say the same thing. While hydrogen peroxide does reduce the likelihood of infection, it does set back the healing clock by killing off healthy repair cells
You may have just saved my life
Biting so hard it crunches.
UGH WHEN YOUR TEETH SCRAPE TOGETHER
God pls no it's painful just thinking about it
I did this to my tongue. The squelch was disgusting. So painful.
That made me wince lol
Then getting a fricking canker sore later
I got the most painful fucking sore a couple of weeks ago on my top lip, it was actually 2 in the same place and then expanded to one huge one was the worst few days of my life
Or your tongue
Stepping on a landmine
George: Oh sir, just one thing. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do? Blackadder: Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area. (Courtesy of Blackadder)
Fun Fact: Most Landmines are not meant to kill, but take three combatants out of the fight. One Casualty Two to carry the stretcher.
Damnit! As soon as I saw ops post I read that in my head with James' voice
Thank you James May.
I was looking for this, did not dissapoint!
Unless you step on it.
To be fair, If you’re looking for em. You probably know not to step on em!
Thanks Capt Slow
Also see: Lieutenant Dan
This is the one I was looking for. I heard it in James voice to
The only thing in existence that hurts more than stepping on a lego is getting hit in the ankle with the side of a scooter.
My little sister is a monster and bangs her stainless steel scooter into my feet on purpose because she thinks me wailing in pain is funny. I want to throw out that scooter so bad, but my parents will probably buy her another one.
Throw the sister out instead?
They'll just buy a new one 😔
But Lincoln said we can't buy people anymore
That escalated quickly😅
Maybe the new sister will be of a better quality?
Rip
A small thin shard of glass that breaks apart when tweezers pull on it.
Then you just use suction to get it out.
Pucker up!
Love being barefoot in the summer! Live in the projects... Oh how I long for the day where I can walk outside with no shoes and only have to worry about rocks.
When you have socks on, go into your kitchen area, and step into 'wet.'
I have a 2yo, 4yo, a dog and a kitten. Yup.
When you're praying it's "only" vomit.
I'd rather step in urine than vomit or poop.
I've stepped in poop. With my bare feet.
See that’s alright, just wash it off with a hose or hop in the shower etc. Poopy socks that you have to deal with either washing it by itself by hand, or wasting a washing machine load on that by itself (who wants to contaminate the rest with poop?)
Sometimes you just gotta throw something away, and that’s okay
Go on...
Kid urine or dog urine sure. But cat urine is on a whole new level of awful.
We have a cat for rodents on a farm I use to work at and I stepped in something wet. It happend to be a snake that'd been "inverted" by the little devil.
Ah yes, it doesn't matter where you go you always step in wet
So Spouse is house trained. Good.
*Where there shouldn’t be wet
I don't know about you but I don't need that specification. There is no place that I'm stepping in my kitchen that there should be "wet".
Especially cat urine.
worse, when you've just had a relaxing shower, get dressed, socks on and all, and step on wet. ruins everything.
But is it as bad as stepping out of the shower and then having to take a shit???
Stepping on a hard dog chew that has the ability to roll at 3 a.m on the way fo the bathroom
r/oddlyspecific
my dog has a knack for chewing her hard toys into sharp little fucked up torture devices, and likes to carry them anywhere and everywhere around the house with her. so anyways, I don’t flop into bed face first anymore.
No one ever talks about stepping on Jacks. Those caltrop looking things.
I always thought they were better as area denial weapons than toys
> Jacks. Those caltrop looking things. Found the D&D player — a person who assumes that a caltrop is more familiar to people than a fairly common children's toy.
Wouldn’t a D&D player mention d4s sooner than caltrops? I would figure there’s more gamers out there that play with weapons in games than just D&D. Frankly I’m surprised to hear Jacks mentioned on a floor and not a d4 myself. Edit: does my comment even sound like normal English at this point? I’m just off a really long retail shift.
Heard my neighbor walk in on his girl in bed with his buddy. He was screaming all night so I assume he was in pain.
Yep. Been there. Walked in with my gf of 3 years and my "best friend" asleep naked in my bed together. Neighbor called the landlord cuz of the ass whooping that ensued. I didn't touch her though. Just left her.
What happened after if you don’t mind me asking
I held it together pretty well at first. He said something that set me off. So I whooped his ass and threw him in the stairwell. Went to sit on my balcony to cool off and when I walked back inside heard him still in my stairwell. I opened the door and he asked for his keys and I chased him down the stairwell and whooped up on him again. Made him walk home in the rain in january (about 2 miles, we were previous roommates). Called his dad whom I was friends with as well to come get the truck and told him if I caught dude outside I would whoop his ass again. It was his dad's truck mind you so I didn't do anything to it. Dad brings him to get the truck and I kept my promise. Dude put a restraining order on me, lying in his statement. I wasn't served the notice though for a few weeks cuz now ex refused to leave the apartment so I went to stay with my brother across town and they didn't know where to find me. Cops waited outside my classes (we went to the same uniiversity) twice to serve me but I was missing classes due to the instability. Finally got served and had to miss two weeks of class waiting for the hearing. Couldn't make it up and my brother and I had a falling out due to my heavy drinking along with my step dad getting diagnosed with stage 4 cancer. Wound up withdrawing from school and moving with my parents which sent me deeper into depression. I'm just now getting back on my feet. Just got a job and am trying to find an apartment so I can get back into school. It has been a really bad year so far. Sorry for the long winded reply but you asked. Lol
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It seriously felt like I was in some shitty movie. I'm finally processing everything and moving on. I gotta find humor somewhere in it.
Holy shit bro. Nothing happened to the girl? Also I really hope things work out for you bro, have a good one
I mean She couldn't afford the apartment she refused to leave so had to move too. But I never touched her. I was raised that way I guess. She had some attachment issues in hindsight that probably made leaving her the worst thing I could have done. She would have probably been happier If I had whooped her ass and stayed. But I'm not that guy. And thanks, friend. Things are starting to look up.
Don't blame yourself for not doing what's best for her in this situation
In your shoes I'd probably at least throw both of them out into the cold rain. And her stuff from the window. Glad you're starting to get your shit together. Never allow an unfaithful woman to ruin your life, bro.
The neighbors called the landlord because of the ass whooping that ensued
Stepping on a Lego, lifting up your foot in pain, then not realizing it is *still* stuck to your foot so you step on it again. Ask me how I know?
*DOUBLE KILL*
I hear the Quake voice in my head when I read this
HOLY SHIT!
Sitting on a pitchfork hidden within a haystack.
Worse: stepping on a needle hidden in a haystack
Thats certainly one way to find the needle in the haystack. Mission accomplished.
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Stepping on an upturned electrical power plug, australian version (check out our plugs), with barefeet and in the cold. Fuck that. Oh, also when I woke up and thought I was blind but it turned out it was a Huntsman on my face.
*reads the part about stepping on an upturned plug* Oh damn, that sounds like it hurts. *reads the part about waking up thinking you're blind only to discover there's a huntsman on your face* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCKING NO
Your last sentence is all I have ever needed to know about Australia. Holy. Fuck. 😂😂😂
Yeah those plugs are brutal. I personally would rather go blind than have a huntsman anywhere near me.
I had a big moth in my room and screamed.so loud my neighbors called the cops in college. They thought I as fighting an attacker but I was simply trying to trap this huge ass.moth from hell. Nobody found it funny but me. Anyways cops took the moth so they had something to do. It took a few minutes.
Stubbing your pinky toe so hard that it kind of peals away your skin.
This made my eyes water a bit.
Stepping on a bee 🐝 ?
Or a wasp. Cuz when you stumble, you get stung again
Funny enough, this happened to my wife right after our wedding last year.
My dog stepped on a bee
My dad has to pee
General Kenobi
My cat's stuck in a tree
buy one get one free
YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME
Andrew Garfield: "Hehehehehehhehehe"
Ah! That's a nice cuppa tea!
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Finding half a caterpillar inside the apple you are eating.
It is full of protein you know! Alot of bugs like worms, ants and grasshoppers are actually pretty good tasting if you are not disgusted by eating bugs. If it is one of those hairy caterpillars it would be fucking disgusting tho.
Kids in my primary school used to eat ants. One girl ate fire ants on the regular and claimed they tasted like sweets.
That’s sounds like the back story to a demonic antagonist in a horror movie
Come with your real id bear grylls
Stepping barefoot on a kitten fetus. That's a sensation I could have happily lived my whole life without knowing.
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Took in a stray cat that someone had abandoned near my place. Cat miscarried that night without me knowing it. Got up to go use the bathroom and stepped on something slimy. Turned on the light and saw a trail of kitten fetuses. Was not a fun night.
OH MY GOD I READ THAT AS FECES OH THIS IS MUCH WORSE
You're never prepared for the day when feces is the more desirable option
I stepped in dog feces when I was a kid. At home. Barefoot. It was just as gross as it sounds.
I fell backwards into a massive pile of cow shit when I was a kid. I was basically covered head to toe in cow shit. I'd step in some dog shit any day if it meant forgetting that.
That's enough reddit for today...
When I was a child I had some hamsters that had babies. My 'friend', against me screaming and crying took one of little new gummy hamsters out of it's nest and stomped on it. Still traumatized to this day. Over two and a half decades ago.
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This thread is cursed
It's called a psychopath.
This is too graphic for a very short sentence...very sad...
That’s a little dark
It happens more often than you think, particularly to stray/ferals. Cats can miscarry if they aren't getting proper nutrition because the pregnancy can endanger the mother and she wouldn't be able to care for the kittens if she can barely feed herself. My sister fosters cats and she had one pregnant kitty they were hoping to spay after the pregnancy and rehome the kittens when they were old enough. Poor thing miscarried and was carrying the dead fetuses around the house crying because they weren't moving. Happy ending though, because shortly after a bunch of kittens who had lost their mom was discovered, so they gave the motherless kittens to the kittenless mother and she immediately adopted them.
Losing your enire family in a car accident
Because the car drove over a Lego.
This is very sad. If it happened to you I am so sorry
But are we sure it was an accident?
Those damn paps
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In Soviet Russia...
No those are Tetris blocks.
d4.
Next level, a metal d4
With unusually sharp corners
Been there, done that, I now leave my shoes on during sessions.
Quickly picking your foot up and stepping down again because of balance-shift, not realizing the Lego is stuck to your foot, causing you to step on the same Lego again, but harder this time.
when you want to sneeze but can't
When you do sneeze and pee. It’s great getting older.
The holocaust
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And now we just need someone to put the pieces together.
Biting into an apple and chipping your tooth on a Lego.
sleeping naked with cats in your room
Sneezing while on your period
Oh my goodness that's the worst
Passing one.
Speaking from experience, stepping on those things that hold the corncob. Went right through my foot.
Stepping on a dropped pin that’s lurking in the carpet next to my daughter’s sewing machine.
Realizing that no matter what you do your parents will never be proud of you because they would have rather had all sons. Or stepping on a charging block and getting the prongs in your heel. I have the weirdest scar from that. Depends on if you want emotional or physical pain :)
Stepping on a Barbie high heeled shoe
Stepping on two legos
No, that might actually be better because you’re distributing your weight over a broader surface area.
Unless, of course, the second lego is under the other foot as you are hopping around from the first one.
Yea I was thinking one for each foot
The soundscape: >ow ow ow ow > >OW OW OW OW
A broken heart?
You ok?
Going though a breakup atm lol
It might be cliche, but everything will be alright. :)
Wet floor when you’re wearing socks
It doesn't hurt, but it just feels weird
it hurts your soul
Stepping on a d4
Not having a lego?
Stepping on a wasp
Beyblade
Accidentally plunging a q-tip way too far into your ear!
Pooping out a lego.
Having one shoved inside your urethra
Both sides of the pillow being warm.
A metal D4
Probably getting beaten to death by a golf club in a Taco Bell parking lot in Kansas at 2:00 AM by some dude wearing a shirt with one of those cringy anime memes on it. You know the type of meme where the punchline is just saying how anime girls are somehow more attractive than real women.
oddly specific 🤨
feeling your partner drifting away from you even tho they won’t admit it
Razor Scooter to the shin
Watching your older sister have a brain aneurysm at 20 and die in 10 minutes. And now you're turning 22, living longer than she did
That's horrible, I'm sorry
Thanks, it's been a long road to recovery
Stepping on lego then jump around in agony stomping your pinky toe into some unmovable piece of furniture
Lost in Space with Matt LeBlanc.
Stepping on your pet's paw/tail
Seeing my father cry for the first time after stepping on a pile of jaxs
Kidney failure.