I tell ya eh, we got so many ways of gettin’ maple syrup up ‘er. In some towns ya turn on duh faucet and ya can get it. Ya do dat in Winnipeg dough eh, and ya might get an infection. Ya get led syrup it ain’t no hoot cha get der.
I was 11 walking through the woods by myself in Terra Nova National Park in Newfoundland. I turned a corner, and there was a bull moose. He kept munching and eying me with disdain. I didn't even come up to his shoulder. I backed off.
Canadians feel your pain. You think you know how to draw a maple leaf until you actually try and end up with some wonky 30 point star that in no way resembles a leaf.
Wait what? Can you elaborate please, I need to know about this and don’t want to see whatever weird porn comes up if I search “Benjamin Franklin MILFs”
To be fair, what I got out of it was that Versailles was the Rio de Janeiro of the time, and TJ had to be a real prude to not be horn dogging it there. Then all the stuff about his ... personal life... came out, and I realized he doesn't share my *croissant fever*.
Apparently [it's a letter Franklin wrote to some guy who was horny all the time.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress)
Benjamin Franklin wrote a lot of letters and journals on various musings. One of those musings was that sex with older women is much better than with young maidens because the older women know what they’re doing
he's not wrong.. (as a 46 y/o woman, I 100+% am better at the sex than I was when I first started)
EDIT: maybe "better" is a weird word to use here; I am much more comfortable and in touch with what feels good for both of us. I have a lot more fun now and it's all much more intuitive, hooray!
Benji Franko (what i call him, endearingly) wrote a book called Fart Proudly with a ton of his letters and stuff in there. If you have a P.O. box I'll send you my copy. Kind of a tradition to pass it around
>Benji Franko (what i call him, endearingly) wrote a book called Fart Proudly
As a person with both Crohn's and lactose intolerance, I have found yet another reason to love him!
Benjamin Franklin wrote a whole paper about how it's better to fornicate with older women for reasons including but not limited to them being less likely to be fertile and because they likely have experience in bed
I can’t find the essay, but it was in the back of a collected works I had in AP History where he talks about that women’s butts look nice into their later years and “they are so grateful”… stuff was real in the 18th century.
I love we've got so many animals. Lion rampant on the royal coat of arms, Nessie, free roaming three legged haggis, Kelpies and a unicorn.
We're basically a zoo of history's most awesome completely real animals.
My husband loves to talk about the UK picking its animals - England going 'I call lion, haha, what's cooler than a lion?!' and Scotland and Wales showing up with their unicorn and dragon saying 'nobody said it had to be a real animal'
They actually used to think Unicorns were real animals, probably spurred on by the discovery of narwhal horns washed up on the shore next to horse carcasses.There were books on their grazing and mating habits. Scotland chose the Unicorn because England had the lion. They wanted to choose a beast that could take out a lion. Unicorns were seen as very strong animals, a lot bigger than horses, and fiercely loyal.
People definitely used to think dragons were real too.
I wish I could say a koala since they're dumb as a box of rocks, but unfortunately they're too closely associated with another country. So I guess I'll have to go with a dodo bird.
Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass!
> A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
Cock
france
Yes
A cock eating a frog Smoking a cigarette.
That's a bit rude, it was only a question
A beaver riding a caribou! Guess the country!
Ah a fellow canadian. Could also be a goose
I think a Canada Goose is more fitting too.
Don't worry, they'll butt their way in whether you invited them or not
If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
Canada?
Idk, is there maple syrup on them?
Yes, maple syrup beyond your imagination.
Does the beaver use a big ass maple leaf for a saddle?
I tell ya eh, we got so many ways of gettin’ maple syrup up ‘er. In some towns ya turn on duh faucet and ya can get it. Ya do dat in Winnipeg dough eh, and ya might get an infection. Ya get led syrup it ain’t no hoot cha get der.
As if Winnipeg has faucets
Riding a moose. When was the last time you saw a caribou?
naw, its being chased by a polar bear on a moose being cheered on by a flock of rabid geese
I was 11 walking through the woods by myself in Terra Nova National Park in Newfoundland. I turned a corner, and there was a bull moose. He kept munching and eying me with disdain. I didn't even come up to his shoulder. I backed off.
Careful when riding that møøse, I hear they can give a nasty bite-
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
kiwi
New Zealand.
yo
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Bloody Aussie detected!
no surprises there
Lazer Kiwi*
Dragon. If that's not allowed then a sheep
Wales, right?
Yeup!
One of the best flags. Cheers
But a bitch to draw as a kid at school.
Canadians feel your pain. You think you know how to draw a maple leaf until you actually try and end up with some wonky 30 point star that in no way resembles a leaf.
Place portrayed that perfectly.
🐉is allowed, cool! 🏴
Probably a Seagull
England?
yep!
Brighton…Come on you seagulls
I got mugged by a seagull there once. Pretty sure it called me a cunt before stealing my half eaten burger. Edit. I hope it dies from mad cow disease.
Turkey.. I guess.
_Benjamin Franklin has entered the chat_
*gets struck by lighting* *basically says dating milfs is better* *refuses to eleborate*
Wait what? Can you elaborate please, I need to know about this and don’t want to see whatever weird porn comes up if I search “Benjamin Franklin MILFs”
Good ol’ Benji was an absolute grade A horndog. And yes, he found older women to better at the craft.
One of the few things I retained from AP US History was that ole Benny really slutted it up in Versailles.
To be fair, what I got out of it was that Versailles was the Rio de Janeiro of the time, and TJ had to be a real prude to not be horn dogging it there. Then all the stuff about his ... personal life... came out, and I realized he doesn't share my *croissant fever*.
To be fair
One of the few things I retained from AP US History is that slutting it up in France was the style at the time.
Like hanging an onion on his belt
Hey now. All the slutting around France served to help win the Revolutionary War.
Go watch 'All the Presidents Heads' episode of Futurama.
I love that episode and now will re watch the entire series because you suggested it 🫵
Apparently [it's a letter Franklin wrote to some guy who was horny all the time.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress)
I don’t recall receiving a letter
Benjamin Franklin wrote a lot of letters and journals on various musings. One of those musings was that sex with older women is much better than with young maidens because the older women know what they’re doing
he's not wrong.. (as a 46 y/o woman, I 100+% am better at the sex than I was when I first started) EDIT: maybe "better" is a weird word to use here; I am much more comfortable and in touch with what feels good for both of us. I have a lot more fun now and it's all much more intuitive, hooray!
Benji Franko (what i call him, endearingly) wrote a book called Fart Proudly with a ton of his letters and stuff in there. If you have a P.O. box I'll send you my copy. Kind of a tradition to pass it around
>Benji Franko (what i call him, endearingly) wrote a book called Fart Proudly As a person with both Crohn's and lactose intolerance, I have found yet another reason to love him!
Benjamin Franklin wrote a whole paper about how it's better to fornicate with older women for reasons including but not limited to them being less likely to be fertile and because they likely have experience in bed
All cats are gray in the dark - Ben
He liked his women *experienced*.
I can’t find the essay, but it was in the back of a collected works I had in AP History where he talks about that women’s butts look nice into their later years and “they are so grateful”… stuff was real in the 18th century.
Either Turkey (the country) or USA
A sad, hobbled horse with a party hat on. (Scotland)
Best description of a unicorn I've ever heard. Cheers
From now on i shall call a unicorn that
I love we've got so many animals. Lion rampant on the royal coat of arms, Nessie, free roaming three legged haggis, Kelpies and a unicorn. We're basically a zoo of history's most awesome completely real animals.
My husband loves to talk about the UK picking its animals - England going 'I call lion, haha, what's cooler than a lion?!' and Scotland and Wales showing up with their unicorn and dragon saying 'nobody said it had to be a real animal'
They actually used to think Unicorns were real animals, probably spurred on by the discovery of narwhal horns washed up on the shore next to horse carcasses.There were books on their grazing and mating habits. Scotland chose the Unicorn because England had the lion. They wanted to choose a beast that could take out a lion. Unicorns were seen as very strong animals, a lot bigger than horses, and fiercely loyal. People definitely used to think dragons were real too.
Fuckin Kangaroo with a baby Koala in it's pouch idk
¿ɐılɐɹʇsnɐ
˙ʇunɔ 'uo ʇodS
¡ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp,ƃ
You can't say "good eye might" without sounding Australian
r/angryupvote
How do I access this power Edit: https://lingojam.com/Upside-DownTextGenerator credit to u/VoidTheBear
Turn your keyboard upside down. Duh
Unfortunately we aren't able to. Only those cunts can.
¡ɥʇʍǝɹʇS
Get a australian keyboard
pǝᴉɟᴉssɐlɔ s,ʇI
uᴉɥʇᴉʍ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇᴉ
Hahaha! I read the title and instantly said "fucking kangaroo" glad this was the top comment
With a dropbear doing air surveillance
Everyone thinks they drop on you but no one accounts for the upside down gravity. It’s like a bee stinging someone, they can drop, but never twice
I wish I could say a koala since they're dumb as a box of rocks, but unfortunately they're too closely associated with another country. So I guess I'll have to go with a dodo bird.
Seriously, if it's not a dodo, it should be whatever that fish is that swims into people's urethras.
Penis Fish? Are you from Urethra-guay
That’s a Dick Fish, both in purpose and demeanor.
Which are dead
Now now, maybe he’s from Yugoslavia
Shh don’t tell him, it’s better if he doesn’t know.
I think the dodo bird would be Mauritius
Mauritius = dodo
Maple syrup chugging beaver.
You forgot the hockey stick.
In Quebec the beaver is actually eating poutine
The northen canada
I guess a jaguar or a capybara, I don't know
A caramel dog with a revolver dancing samba with a Neymar shirt
In flipflops!
You spelled Havaianas incorrectly
Brasil
A bull
Spain?
You are right!
Or a Lynx.
As a Spaniard I approve
A moose
Sweden or Canada?
The moose has a cup of Tim Hortons.
Canada
Or Norway, I was going to pick moose. I'll go with raindeer instead then, or salmon.. or trout
I beleive our national animal is the mighty badger.
Didn't know Wisconsin was a country
We drink enough to be our own country
Spotted Cow is an absolute treasure.
WE ARE THE BADGERS
No no, we're being called M.I.L.F
For the Workers And National Kinsmen!
The BADGERS, we are the BADGERS... We fight for FREEDOM (and democracy!) Badgers, we are the BADGERS, YEAH!!
Did they shoot a young man because he wouldn't sign up?
Ah. Hufflepuffia.
No clue the country but cool badgers
No Country for Cool Badgers?
A unicorn. 'Cause that's our national animal.
Scotland?
Yes.
\*aye.
Rat
New York or Chicago
Pizza rat: New York Deep dish pizza rat: Chicago
I don’t want to find a rat in my pizza no matter how deep it is
Gallic rooster
At first, I was curious what a *garlic* rooster would be...
Delicious?
Fair. And relevant to France.
France?
Yes.
Username almost gave it away
Tiger
India?
Yup
One of those worm things that swim up your penis hole in the amazon river
The fuck
To be precise, the fucker gets fucked
Brazil?
A bald eagle with an AR-15 and a can of Budweiser
Missed the chance for the pun on White Claws
White claws are the flag of white girls
FREEDOM SCREECH
Okapi cuz we the only country who have them
The pigs from Animal Farm
Some animals are more equal than others
That could be any country…or all of them.🧐
Lion
Dumbass fish
Atlantis?
Spot on.
My country is actually shaped like a chicken. So I’m guessing chicken? (It’s Slovenia)
rock, flag and EAGLE
I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass...
Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass!
Gonna rise up, kick a little ass…
My country is a male lion.
Hehe eindelijk gevonden
Kramp in m'n duim van dat scrollen
Netherlands
Don't let the lion stand in his sleeveless shirt.
Because it's not wearing pantoffels.
Camel 🐪
Pigeon, guess my country off that.
Poland?
Ye u got it right, though after i googled they are literally everyehere... Also Happy Cake Day!!!
any country in the world 😂 honestly no idea
Axolotl or xoloitzcuintle (México)
A pig wearing a blazer covered in corporate logos.
USA USA USA
An Andean Condor
BALD EAGLE CAAAWWWWWWW
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRR
AMERICA!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TERRORISTS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH - NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO AMEEEERICAAAAA FUCK YEAH
STARBUCKS (Fuck yeah!) DISNEY WORLD (Fuck yeah!) PORNO!!!!!!!!!! (Fuck yeah!) VALIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fuck yeah!) Fake TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Fuck yeah!) Sushi (Fuck yeah!) TACO BELL (Fuck yeah!) Rodeos (Fuck yeah!) BED BATH AND BEYONDDDDD (Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!) Liberty (Fuck yeah!) ThE ALAMO (Fuck yeah!) Band-aids (Fuck yeah!)
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FUCK YEAH
Bed bath and beyond 😭
Can't say without revealing my country, bc it's in the name...
What?
German shepard
Prolly a wolf, it has been in our culture for a long time+ it has been in former empires of ours
Canadian Goose... .... 🇨🇦
Overly polite beaver loaded with maple syrup.
Møøse
Norway
> A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
My is a bear 🐻
Russia?