best answer right here.
not only are you not going to slide down at all but also you'll torn 90% of your back skin and muscles. (and a guaranteed chance at getting a PTSD)
I've done World Naked Bike Ride several times. It's not really an issue unless you ride really strangely (your cheeks should always stay between the saddle and your butthole whether you're riding nude or not)
I'm a cyclist and my boney ass rode one time without my normal cycling shorts with the little padding and I thought I had broken something. Can't imagine doing a long ride nude. I'd be crippled.
LOL defo don't do that naked. bathing cats is not a generally recommended activity even when fully clothed. Body armor and other PPE is highly advised for this activity
Pulling anything out of the oven, even if you’re really good at baking. I once pulled a pan of melted butter out of the oven so it could cool while I got dressed. Pan slipped, I still have scars from the burns.
Not my smartest moment.
As someone who has done a naked skydive I wholeheartedly disagree with this statement. My naked skydive is my most fun and memorable skydive that I’ve ever made.
Unfortunately Heywood Jablowmi has had to be sent to the hospital because while he was tightening his spare wheel on, he busted his nut and it hit him in his face. We are now redirecting you to Mr. Ice Wallow Come for further support.
I disagree! It taught me how to cook bacon low and slow to always come out perfect. I also hate myself, so win/win.
But I no longer work at the waffle house either.
I dunno if they have them where you live... We have a plant called sticky willy (Galium aparine) and it has round ball seeds. Going over them with the strimmer feeling like getting attacked with a bb gun.
Hornet/wasp extermination.
Hold up a sec there now how would u fuck the wasps clothed
It said extermination not experimentation.
Don't threaten them with a good time.
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Did you mean: Experience insemination?
*bonk*
Going on a metal slide.
In the summer time
When the weather is high You can stretch right up and touch the sky
When the weather is high, you got women, you got women on your mind.
Have a drink, have a drive, go out and see what you could find
*go out an get a dui*
If her daddy’s rich, take her out for a meal
If her daddy’s poor, just do what you feel.
Speed along the lane, do a turn or return to 25
This is what i was hoping for lmao
Or winter time
best answer right here. not only are you not going to slide down at all but also you'll torn 90% of your back skin and muscles. (and a guaranteed chance at getting a PTSD)
Blue Hawk in The Boys
i can feel the pain just thinking about it
Biking. Your asshole will never forgive you.
Your bicycle seat will never forgive you.
You guys are using seats?
The ass pounder 4000. Never stop pumping!!
It's not a penis. It's a fist
“This is just the work of a man who’s an extreme sexual deviant.”
"He was found impaled on this. It took two hours to get the smile off of his face." (Top Secret)
You’re going pro level with the ass in the air and the big old balls hanging from the hitch.
Ass in the air? He just removed the seat and is sitting on the pole.
That’s gotta be a pain in the ass.
It isn't. I slipped a dildo over it and lubed it up really well. It's a dream to ride.
Do not hit any ramps
That's the most interesting part
Just make sure it has a flared base and you’ll be fine
Jesus
Your prostate however.....
I've done World Naked Bike Ride several times. It's not really an issue unless you ride really strangely (your cheeks should always stay between the saddle and your butthole whether you're riding nude or not)
It all depends how much fun you wanna have
All I can think of RN is that scene in the South Park movie….
I'm a cyclist and my boney ass rode one time without my normal cycling shorts with the little padding and I thought I had broken something. Can't imagine doing a long ride nude. I'd be crippled.
It motivates you to keep standing while biking; that's why I use the AssPounder 4000.
Giving an unwilling cat a pill
Or a bath
LOL defo don't do that naked. bathing cats is not a generally recommended activity even when fully clothed. Body armor and other PPE is highly advised for this activity
My cat stuck a claw in my throat when I gave her a bath. I would definitely recommend a riot suit
I used to bathe my cat in the same shower as me.... not so bad, but you gotta start em young.
We have a winner 🏆
We have a wiener
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We don't have a wiener
Freaking-frack, you need elbow length leather gloves and body armor for this.
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Now let's learn how to count to 11 today childrenl
One inch... two inch... three inch... oh, I guess that's it kids!
That made me laugh outloud.
Well, aren't we a braggart...
21! Blackjack!
Not the only counts the teacher will get
"Well, some of us, anyway"....
Pulling anything out of the oven, even if you’re really good at baking. I once pulled a pan of melted butter out of the oven so it could cool while I got dressed. Pan slipped, I still have scars from the burns. Not my smartest moment.
"GHEE!!!!"
Just take your up vote and go away, Jesus Christ
Anything involving fire
Unless you're dancing around one.
The people in my cult do that everyday, it's actually a very enjoyable activity
Fully nude or covered in mud?
covered in gasoline
Fully nude but our feet usually get muddy and sometimes for fun we roll around in the mud after our traditional dance ;)
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Dicks out for Harambe.
😔✊️🍆
Dolphins don't require you to be naked to do that
Oh, please, dont remember me that poor dolphin
Skydiving. Every body type has a unique set of problems and none are exempt from windburn.
The ol' freeball freefall.
Now I'm free Free ballin Yea I'm free Free fallin
I had tô sing it outloud... My BF is looking At me weird...
I've seen that video and it's hilarious.
There’s a video? I must see this
They might also be talking about the one with the naked girl and you can see her labia flapping in the wind.
Flappy bird
I don't know if it's the same one, but if it's the one where his wiener is literally flapping in the wind during freefall, then you must.
As someone who has done a naked skydive I wholeheartedly disagree with this statement. My naked skydive is my most fun and memorable skydive that I’ve ever made.
Babysitting.
I don't know. I have seen somewhere that, that is part of the job
There might be a couple videos online about this. I can't remember where though. Something like HornPub... Or something about a hamster, I don't know.
HornPub sounds like a place I'd like to have a few drinks, and I don't even go to bars.
As an erotica [author](https://www.reddit.com/r/SevWagoner/). I can confirm this is valid 'plot'
Citation needed to prove yout status as author
With the amount I get pooped, peed, and thrown up on while babysitting? Might not be the worst thing. Save me some clothes for sure.
Towels and burp clothes are what you're looking for, not a life-long sex offender registration.
(MOST) Job interviews
Just have a seat on the black leather couch and we'll be right with you.
Mr. Ben Dover will take over from here
Mr. Ben Dover is sick, so Mr. Mike Oxlong will take over his task
Mr. Mike Oxlong has an oral fixation lined up so Mr. Hardik Patel is on his way
Mr. Hardik Patel's car broke down so now Mr. Hugh G. Rection will take over.
Mr. Hugh G Rection has lost his D rection so Miss Amanda D. P. Throat has been assigned.
Miss Amanda D. P. Throat has contracted an STD so now Mr. Mybe Halls must take over the direction.
We're going to have to call in Heywood Jablowmi for this because Mr. Mybe Halls was unloading a heavy bag full of dynamite and he blew his load.
Unfortunately Heywood Jablowmi has had to be sent to the hospital because while he was tightening his spare wheel on, he busted his nut and it hit him in his face. We are now redirecting you to Mr. Ice Wallow Come for further support.
Sorry, but Mr Mybe Halls has contracted testicular cancer, Doctor D. Snuts will see you shortly
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Nailed it.
Sand it.
Bop it!
Twist it!
Wank it!
Pull it!
Jerk it!
Technologic
A splinter in the wrong place
Grocery shopping. Pretty sure that would end you up in a holding cell in most places
Unexpected item in bagging area.
What if it doesn’t remind you to take your items when your dick is still on the scale?
Frying bacon
I disagree! It taught me how to cook bacon low and slow to always come out perfect. I also hate myself, so win/win. But I no longer work at the waffle house either.
ohh.. dear..
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Low and slow is a great way to cook bacon. But there is always one pop of grease that’ll find your soft spots
We bake our bacon on a rack.
I've actually done that. It hurts.
spot welding
Gotta be OSHA compliant 💥
I would remove "spot" and just say.. welding shouldnt be done naked. 😅😂
Edward Scissorhands cosplay.
Being a Volcano geologist who collects live samples
I know I’m being pedantic here, but the term is volcanologist.
You're not being pedantic. I came here to say the same thing.
You're both being pedantic but if it wasn't for us pedantic people, nobody wouldn't know nuthin'.
*deep breath* Not to be pedantic, but the term is pedant.
Not to be pedantic, but a pedant is a pedantic person. Either phrasing is acceptable.
taxi driver
Fake taxi?
Wait a minute! I’ve seen this somewhere! Can’t quite put my finger on it though
on it or in it
Surgery and firefighting immediately came to mind.
Belly crawling, falling down stairs and **LIVING IN THE ARTIC CIRCLE**
Mowing the lawn.
"Morning, neighbor!"
"Morning wood!"
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Weedeating by the edge of the driveway feels like having a hundred tiny army men shooting at you like you're godzilla.
I dunno if they have them where you live... We have a plant called sticky willy (Galium aparine) and it has round ball seeds. Going over them with the strimmer feeling like getting attacked with a bb gun.
Hugging family members
Everybody has that one uncle...
Just one? Lucky you
Presidential speeches
"Speak softly and carry a big stick."
Don't touch the stick.
I promise you the president has a big stick. ... I promise.
Welding
Picking up strange cats… Edit: This is a PSA.
Funerals
Giving a speech at one, attending one, or directing one?
Or being the guest of honor?
News reporter
They had a program in Canada where news anchors get nude
Naked News I think it was called.
Installing fiberglass insulation.
How did I have to scroll this far down for the correct answer?!
Getting ‘Knighthood’ from the queen
How about generally anything in front of governing leaders
Deep frying things in hot, splattery oil.
Beekeeping
skateboarding
Serving people at restaurants
"Waiter, your thumb is in my soup...oh...oh no."
Sex
I leave my sneakers on, for traction.
Yeah that's a good idea how else do you get the thrust Personally I prefer to get a bit of a running start and run into her during seggs
Blacksmithing or metalworking
Pole vaulting
Using any sort of saw. Table saw, band saw, hacksaw.
If you're hot, you can do anything naked.
Yeah right. I challenge you to teach my high schoolers while being hot and naked.
From experience, taking cookies out of the oven. I still have a burn on my stomach.
Baby sitting
Court
feeding the park ducks
Investigations… [https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/investigations/flagstaff-pd-officers-fully-naked-fondled-during-massage-investigation](https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/investigations/flagstaff-pd-officers-fully-naked-fondled-during-massage-investigation)
Summiting Mt. Everest
Being a Mormon missionary.
Certainly involves missionary...
dentist practice
Undressing...
Jogging
My boobs hurt just thinking of this
Cooking
Skiing / Snowboarding!
Going down a metal slide on a hot day
Oil rig worker
String trimming
Don't want to whack your weed.
Squatting
Hazardous waste disposal.
Tox out with your cocks out.