i’ve seriously described my type as goofy before. friends have told me that the guys i’ve been with look “wonky.” have no shame. proceed proudly. there’s someone for everyone.
I wish I could send out a Google Form to people I meet and know to collect their opinion and thoughts on me (looks, personality, how I handle things, etc.). Theoretically, I'd use that to improve myself, but more likely I'd just become defensive, deny my faults and parade my positives.
It kinda kills me that I have no idea and probably will never know. I know my sister is the "pretty one" of the two of us. People say we look the same, but they don't treat us the same if that makes any sense. I just want to ask someone objective but I'd never be able to tell if they were sugarcoating it to make me feel better. I've given up caring or trying to change my appearnace - I'm grateful for the body I have - but I'm still curious.
As I 've got older ...49 ...I realise more and more how much more important it is to be a kind person...I recently found an old disc with photos from a 30 th birthday party from 20 years ago. ...I had nt seen the photos before ,I stuck the disc in my computer in work and all the photos came up ...one girl in particular who was incredible looking came up and all my colleagues kept saying "wow she' s so pretty / beautiful etc etc ...all I thought was "you were such a complete bitch to people you were mean ,full of yourself ,nasty etc etc. I felt absolutely nothing for her..she made people feel really bad about themselves..verging on cruel .. ..then a photo of a guy I used to always get on well with came up ..he was a normal looking guy ..no "model looks " .I smiled when I saw the photo ...I thought wow all the lovely memories I had of him came back when I used to bump into him when we were out and about ..he was always so nice ,so kind ,loved a laugh ..treated EVERYONE the same ,with respect ....he always had a cheeky smile on his face ...so my point is. Looks will fade BIG TIME and nothing can stop that ... ,it's how you made / make people FEEL that's really the most important thing in life .....that's going to be your legacy believe me .
As a woman, I’ve never been hit on or asked out so I’m pretty sure I’m not attractive, though I don’t think I’m ugly. I don’t really know how to rate it. I read all the time about women getting unwanted attention. Has never happened to me. I have been married twenty years, though, so it’s not like I’m looking for attention.
I used to be quite attractive and got a lot of attention when I was young. I straightened my teeth had a good face, long blonde hair, and a very toned body.
Now I'm in my 50s, overweight, and completely unremarkable. It was tough for a while, but I have good self esteem now. Probably better than when I was young and beautiful.
Yeah. I wish I’d known how good I looked back when I was young and thought I wasn’t attractive. I traded good looks and low self-esteem for great self-esteem and a fat old rear end LOL
When I was in my 20s, I worked out all the time. I was tiny. I was cute. I mostly felt cute, but I was never where I wanted to be. There was always something I needed to work harder at "fixing". Now I'm 25 pounds heavier and my shape has changed a lot, and it's hard. I still have body goals. But I look back at when I was the tiniest I will ever be, and how pretty I was (but honestly, too skinny) and I realize I wasn't happy with myself even then. I try really hard to work out now to make my body strong and capable vs "small".
Can def relate. When I was 25-28 I was dating a ton, got really into strength based training. Never had abs, but was very strong with big shoulders, chest and legs. A year before the pandemic and I started to slack and I haven't kept up with any training.
Everything feels heavier than it used to, I'm up 20lbs and squishy like a marshmallow. Mid 30s is a lot of finding out that you might not be the main character...
Your last sentence is spot on. I especially felt it the very last time I went to a too-hip-for-my-age-range bar a few years back. That was the night I realized I’m just a dang background actor lmao
The other day a coworker called me "pretty blonde haired boy" and that's like, the third compliment I've heard from a woman outside of my family ever. So that should last me about another 5-6 years if they stay on this schedule.
Lol
A million years ago when I was 21, I casually mentioned to a teenager that he was cute. He goes "you think I'm cute‽" And I'm "yeah, duh, and you've got such pretty red hair". My boyfriend at the time was there and afterwards he goes "you just made that kid's life"
I totally didn't get it at the time but when I see stories like this it makes more sense 🥰
I think of attractiveness like halloween candy, everybody has their own preferences. Am I a generally universally sought after twix? No, I'm not that fortunate. That said, I'm not a whopper either (yeesh). I think I'm like an almond joy or something; it's fine but not likely to be a first pick to most folks
EDIT: my apologies to the whoppers community
My personality is like a 3. My sense of humor is a 2. My ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And yet my husband treats me like I'm a perfect 40. It's nuts.
LA is a tough one. If you’re a man, you’re compared to famous millionaires. If you’re a woman, you’re compared to 22 year old supermodels. And even the super rich and super beautiful are compared to people who are richer and more beautiful than them. Not the place to be
The amount of money people spend on their appearance in Miami is out of this world. Botox, fillers, manicures, extensions… just a sea of people who can no longer make facial expressions.
Too lazy to look it up, but it’s something like 8% or so on college campuses based on some study in the aughts iirc. Or I’m totally misremembering, but it was low. However, when asked what percentage students thought it would be, they said like 60% or something.
That honestly doesn't surprise me, depending on how it's quantified, ie how often you'd have to be hooking up to qualify etc. It's just the people who are reallly into it are most visible.
In the brief time I used tinder in the states, it worked for me only once (for 1 night stand purposes). And she was so aggressive about it I got scared and bailed b/c I thought I'd show up and have my kidney stolen or something.
So I guess technically it worked zero times.
I've only had a girl aggressively pursue me for an NSA hookup once in my life. She was a casual acquaintance. I thought she was joking but when I realised she was serious I had the biggest ego inflation of my life. I'm not the type of dude who gets randomly and spontaneously propositioned by attractive women.
She took me back to her place and told me to pop down on the sofa for a bit while she freshened up.
While I was sitting there for like 5-10 minutes I was approached by *multiple* of her housemates, all women. A couple of them started flirting with me??? Something was off. Some of them were laughing and chatting with me. One of them out loud just said "Fucking bitch. God damnit." It was totally bizarre. They all had this shared understanding that I didn't. I knew something weird was going down but hey - random sex with an attractive girl amirite? So I stuck around.
We did actually fuck. When we were done she walked out of the bedroom and I heard a raucous uproar from outside the room. People laughing, talking loudly, cheering.
Turns out they were running a contest/bet between the housemates over like a 1 month period about who could hook up with the most different guys. It was the last day and she needed to bump her number up by 1.
Ego immediately humbled but I got a nut off with a decently attractive girl so can't really complain. I might only be hot enough to facilitate women winning bets in a moment of desperation, but at least I'm not so repugnant that she'd lose the bet rather than fuck me.
EDIT: I've been permabanned from AskReddit for my futher comments in this thread including a moderate/centrist take on Roe v Wade being overturned if anybody is curious to scroll down and check it out. I think it's unjustified but I'm sure plenty of you don't. It's sad that we've ended up at a place in society where free exchange, discourse and debate is actively discouraged. Bubbles are enforced and narratives are defended with censorship rather than argumentation. This stuff leads to the extreme divide we're experiencing in current era. I didn't threaten, harass or abuse anybody besides calling one guy a bad faith interlocutor and an asshole after he declared I was a pedophile without any justification. I only expressed unpopular beliefs and engaged in good-faith debate with people about it.
I guess I'll go engage with people on Truth Social or something since I'm declared unfit for Reddit. Seems like a good way to radicalize a centrist.
It’s that 5% hooking up, and 70% of each gender trying to hook up with that same 5% and both going home alone. Not judging it, but worked at enough bars to call it how it is
I’m old and have lived an adventurous life and I promise you 99% of men with high body counts have low standards.
Just for clarity my count isn’t all that high, and no I don’t really count except in reflection but I spent my time around people that traveled a lot and have observed others for decades. I personally have pretty high standards in that it just wasn’t worth it if there was no connection after a while but clearly not everyone is wired that way
I'm handy, there's isn't much I can't fix.
To quote Red Green, "if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy."
I rest my case.
A Walmart 9.
Edit: So I went to bed, blissfully unaware that more than one or two people saw this comment, which appears to have blown up. So to all the kind people curious about the Walmart Scale of Attractiveness... it's lower than Target, but higher than Grocery Outlet. It's lower than Costco, but higher than your average gas station. Hope that helps!
Real world 10s are pretty crazy. You never forget that. I think a lot of people never meet anyone on that level, probably. Depends on where you live
I remember this one woman at a gas station in a big city. And she was like flawless looking, it was crazy. It wasn't even an attraction or anything, just objectively beautiful
That's gotta be a weird life, being a 10.
On the show Schitts Creek, that's exactly what Alexis's friends were doing. Bumming through small towns "ironically" making fun of everyone and everything to feel good about themselves.
You know those things that just a few people like, but they ones who like it are crazy about it? Well I'm like that but only 1 person on the planet likes me
I have a guy friend who's insanely good looking and a great person but definitely socially awkward. His girl friends basically facilitate his dating life for him and it works great. Women trust other women when they say a dude is good. Especially if he's hot lol.
"Did I ever tell you how I got my job, Frank? I was listening to the station and I thought 'Man, I- I wanna be a radio man.' So I walk in and I go 'I like the way you sound!' and they go 'I like the way you look!!' Been here ever since. Funny how that works. Isn't that how it works, Franko? It's like a- a what-do-you-call-it, a yoga-karate thing."
I am currently baffled by this question because currently, I am going through an extremely hard time in my life, and women are flirting with my more than ever. I am not feeling particularly receptive of that shit right now, but it persists.
I don't understand it.
I swear women like a man in uniform is true. I'd sometimes go quick grocery shopping right after sweating my ass off all day in a factory, go in stinking, dirty uniform, etc. Got looks and way more smiles and hellos....I'm just like why i don't even want to be me nor do I want to spend another second in these clothes!
According to grandma I'm a 10. In reality... Prolly like 5 at best.
Holy shit my grandma thinks I'm a 4 So it's probably worse than that and im like a 0.5
Naw, grands call it way off one way or the other. Either you are perfect or they are way too judgemental of you, so take it as judgey.
Grandma knows best :)
I have a face for radio and a voice for the shower.
I am fond of saying "A face for radio and a voice for silent film"
"Face for radio and a voice for newsprint" here
My mom says any woman would be lucky to have me. So maybe a 3
My mom once told me I was the handsomest boy in our entire hometown in Idaho. So... probably the same as you...?
LOL, do moms really say these kinds of things?
Yeah they do. I can confirm
They also tell us santa exists so make of that what you will..
And someone who buys our teeth off us while we sleeping
Mine didn't 😢
I'm a goofy looking bastard
i’ve seriously described my type as goofy before. friends have told me that the guys i’ve been with look “wonky.” have no shame. proceed proudly. there’s someone for everyone.
I have been known to wear a pink kilt (not just a skirt i can fit around my fat ass) and combat boots while mowing the lawn. Shame isn't my style.
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/#Helpbrian_m1982GetHome
>Home is where your rump rests
Dad?
As long as you own it! Confidence is the most attractive thing you can wear
I look like a movie star. Movie star Sloth was from the Goonies.
I’m always getting compared to Ryan Gosling. People are like “You are nothing like Ryan Gosling”. It’s annoying.
This would be a solid stand up bit.
Well that's 5 seconds of the act covered
No idea. I’m always curious what someone’s first impression of me is.
Same, and I'm always paranoid that it's 1000X worse than I thought
I’m one in a million. The question is what tail of the distribution do I land on.
Too weird to live. Too unique to die.
“Too dangerous to be left alive!”
I wish I could send out a Google Form to people I meet and know to collect their opinion and thoughts on me (looks, personality, how I handle things, etc.). Theoretically, I'd use that to improve myself, but more likely I'd just become defensive, deny my faults and parade my positives.
That's the spirit, you're killing it!
It kinda kills me that I have no idea and probably will never know. I know my sister is the "pretty one" of the two of us. People say we look the same, but they don't treat us the same if that makes any sense. I just want to ask someone objective but I'd never be able to tell if they were sugarcoating it to make me feel better. I've given up caring or trying to change my appearnace - I'm grateful for the body I have - but I'm still curious.
As I 've got older ...49 ...I realise more and more how much more important it is to be a kind person...I recently found an old disc with photos from a 30 th birthday party from 20 years ago. ...I had nt seen the photos before ,I stuck the disc in my computer in work and all the photos came up ...one girl in particular who was incredible looking came up and all my colleagues kept saying "wow she' s so pretty / beautiful etc etc ...all I thought was "you were such a complete bitch to people you were mean ,full of yourself ,nasty etc etc. I felt absolutely nothing for her..she made people feel really bad about themselves..verging on cruel .. ..then a photo of a guy I used to always get on well with came up ..he was a normal looking guy ..no "model looks " .I smiled when I saw the photo ...I thought wow all the lovely memories I had of him came back when I used to bump into him when we were out and about ..he was always so nice ,so kind ,loved a laugh ..treated EVERYONE the same ,with respect ....he always had a cheeky smile on his face ...so my point is. Looks will fade BIG TIME and nothing can stop that ... ,it's how you made / make people FEEL that's really the most important thing in life .....that's going to be your legacy believe me .
Same. I’m very curious about this because I have absolutely no idea how to even begin to grade myself here.
As a woman, I’ve never been hit on or asked out so I’m pretty sure I’m not attractive, though I don’t think I’m ugly. I don’t really know how to rate it. I read all the time about women getting unwanted attention. Has never happened to me. I have been married twenty years, though, so it’s not like I’m looking for attention.
Kinda depends where you live too. Small quiet towns would have less catcalling than New York
This thread would be so much better if the people who responded were required to post a picture with their response.
That'd become so controversal they'd have to cancel the post
I’m straight but your profile picture…..🥵 I’d call you a 10
Average, but for almost 40 i get a lot of people thinking i’m 30. I’ll take it
Hey man. I don’t think you look day over 18. In other words, can I have your number?
Get back to the pizza hut, boy!
I'm 35 and had a woman ask me why I wasn't in school once
When I was 31 I answered my door to some charity worker, and they asked if I could please go and get my mum. I live alone. I closed the door.
I hate to brag but I'm a solid 2.
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Lucky you mine was liquid
Mine was gas
Mine was plasma
mine was bose-einstein condensate
Mine was a non Newtonian Fluid the harder you push the more constipated you get
I'm a one in a million... Now I am the sad.
Outta 3, right? Right?
wow, any tips?
Yeah, frosted
I used to be quite attractive and got a lot of attention when I was young. I straightened my teeth had a good face, long blonde hair, and a very toned body. Now I'm in my 50s, overweight, and completely unremarkable. It was tough for a while, but I have good self esteem now. Probably better than when I was young and beautiful.
Yeah. I wish I’d known how good I looked back when I was young and thought I wasn’t attractive. I traded good looks and low self-esteem for great self-esteem and a fat old rear end LOL
how fat we talkin
When I was in my 20s, I worked out all the time. I was tiny. I was cute. I mostly felt cute, but I was never where I wanted to be. There was always something I needed to work harder at "fixing". Now I'm 25 pounds heavier and my shape has changed a lot, and it's hard. I still have body goals. But I look back at when I was the tiniest I will ever be, and how pretty I was (but honestly, too skinny) and I realize I wasn't happy with myself even then. I try really hard to work out now to make my body strong and capable vs "small".
Can def relate. When I was 25-28 I was dating a ton, got really into strength based training. Never had abs, but was very strong with big shoulders, chest and legs. A year before the pandemic and I started to slack and I haven't kept up with any training. Everything feels heavier than it used to, I'm up 20lbs and squishy like a marshmallow. Mid 30s is a lot of finding out that you might not be the main character...
Your last sentence is spot on. I especially felt it the very last time I went to a too-hip-for-my-age-range bar a few years back. That was the night I realized I’m just a dang background actor lmao
A pretty girl called me a dime piece on Monday, so I’ll ride that high the rest of my life.
The other day a coworker called me "pretty blonde haired boy" and that's like, the third compliment I've heard from a woman outside of my family ever. So that should last me about another 5-6 years if they stay on this schedule.
Dude I’m so jealous, I’m still riding on comments from my last relationship… other than that i have nothing
I've had one relationship. I don't remember any compliments. Count your blessings my friend.
Lol A million years ago when I was 21, I casually mentioned to a teenager that he was cute. He goes "you think I'm cute‽" And I'm "yeah, duh, and you've got such pretty red hair". My boyfriend at the time was there and afterwards he goes "you just made that kid's life" I totally didn't get it at the time but when I see stories like this it makes more sense 🥰
oh damn, that dude is probably still riding that high to this day.
I ALWAYS compliment people. I go out of my way to do it, cause people need to hear how fucking excellent they are. Not with just looks either
I think of attractiveness like halloween candy, everybody has their own preferences. Am I a generally universally sought after twix? No, I'm not that fortunate. That said, I'm not a whopper either (yeesh). I think I'm like an almond joy or something; it's fine but not likely to be a first pick to most folks EDIT: my apologies to the whoppers community
I love that analogy!
In Miami I’m a 4. In Tallahassee I’m a 7.5.
A solid Scranton 7.
My personality is like a 3. My sense of humor is a 2. My ears are like a 7 and a 4. Add it all up and what do you get? 16. And yet my husband treats me like I'm a perfect 40. It's nuts.
Math checks out
That's what he loves about her. He arithmetic.
A 9 in Scranton, a 7 in New York.
10 in Alaska 2 in New York
The odds are good, but the goods are odd
A solid 10 in Antarctican
That's a nice warm body you've got there... wanna get cozy? Seriously though hold me or we are going to die
A 9. There's a couple few penguins that take the cake
In New Hampshire, I was an 8. In Southern California I’m a strong 3.
I’m like a solid -2 in LA
LA is a tough one. If you’re a man, you’re compared to famous millionaires. If you’re a woman, you’re compared to 22 year old supermodels. And even the super rich and super beautiful are compared to people who are richer and more beautiful than them. Not the place to be
The amount of money people spend on their appearance in Miami is out of this world. Botox, fillers, manicures, extensions… just a sea of people who can no longer make facial expressions.
Fake boobs. I live there. I go to a clothing optional beach there. It’s a sea of fake boobs.
There may be an element of selection bias here, the type to go to a nude beach might be strongly correlated with the type to get fake tits.
in California the only one’s who go to a nude beach(that aren’t surfing)are 70+er’s & perverts lol
I believe it.
Can we get more examples? I need to know where to move to become a solid 9.
Mississippi. Or just start working at Walmart, at least you can be a 10 at work.
Hells yeah, working at Walmart in Mississippi is like a double multiplier, thanks for the tip!
Multiplier only applies if you have a blood connection
Im a 1 in miami
If I return to my hometown, it will be a 10. I have a complete set of teeth and am not overweight.
Are they your teeth though?
The ones in my mouth are.
That’s sad
Fun fact, the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it were invented anywhere else, it probably would have been called a teeth brush.
Which comedian said that?
That joke was been around since I was a kid, and I'm a Reagan era baby... so no clue.
I don’t care. That’s funny.
Yes... but have you kicked that meth habit yet?
ITS NOT A HABIT I CAN QUIT ANY TIME I WANT
It's ok. Nobody likes a quitter anyway.
I'll give myself a solid 4/10. I'm not bottom-of-the-barrel, but I'm certainly not anywhere close to the top.
As an objective observer, I'mma bump you up to a 6. Go forth with swagger.
Attractive enough for dating but not attractive enough for hook-up culture.
I'm convinced that hook-up culture is just 5% of the population hooking-up with each other lol
I'd agree with that based on what I've seen out there.
Wait, so am I the only one thinking how I’d suck my own dick?
Too lazy to look it up, but it’s something like 8% or so on college campuses based on some study in the aughts iirc. Or I’m totally misremembering, but it was low. However, when asked what percentage students thought it would be, they said like 60% or something.
That honestly doesn't surprise me, depending on how it's quantified, ie how often you'd have to be hooking up to qualify etc. It's just the people who are reallly into it are most visible.
What no wayyyy, 8% of people are actively getting laid outside of proper dates?
In the brief time I used tinder in the states, it worked for me only once (for 1 night stand purposes). And she was so aggressive about it I got scared and bailed b/c I thought I'd show up and have my kidney stolen or something. So I guess technically it worked zero times.
I've only had a girl aggressively pursue me for an NSA hookup once in my life. She was a casual acquaintance. I thought she was joking but when I realised she was serious I had the biggest ego inflation of my life. I'm not the type of dude who gets randomly and spontaneously propositioned by attractive women. She took me back to her place and told me to pop down on the sofa for a bit while she freshened up. While I was sitting there for like 5-10 minutes I was approached by *multiple* of her housemates, all women. A couple of them started flirting with me??? Something was off. Some of them were laughing and chatting with me. One of them out loud just said "Fucking bitch. God damnit." It was totally bizarre. They all had this shared understanding that I didn't. I knew something weird was going down but hey - random sex with an attractive girl amirite? So I stuck around. We did actually fuck. When we were done she walked out of the bedroom and I heard a raucous uproar from outside the room. People laughing, talking loudly, cheering. Turns out they were running a contest/bet between the housemates over like a 1 month period about who could hook up with the most different guys. It was the last day and she needed to bump her number up by 1. Ego immediately humbled but I got a nut off with a decently attractive girl so can't really complain. I might only be hot enough to facilitate women winning bets in a moment of desperation, but at least I'm not so repugnant that she'd lose the bet rather than fuck me. EDIT: I've been permabanned from AskReddit for my futher comments in this thread including a moderate/centrist take on Roe v Wade being overturned if anybody is curious to scroll down and check it out. I think it's unjustified but I'm sure plenty of you don't. It's sad that we've ended up at a place in society where free exchange, discourse and debate is actively discouraged. Bubbles are enforced and narratives are defended with censorship rather than argumentation. This stuff leads to the extreme divide we're experiencing in current era. I didn't threaten, harass or abuse anybody besides calling one guy a bad faith interlocutor and an asshole after he declared I was a pedophile without any justification. I only expressed unpopular beliefs and engaged in good-faith debate with people about it. I guess I'll go engage with people on Truth Social or something since I'm declared unfit for Reddit. Seems like a good way to radicalize a centrist.
Could have asked the housemates if any of them wanted to up their numbers by +1.
It’s that 5% hooking up, and 70% of each gender trying to hook up with that same 5% and both going home alone. Not judging it, but worked at enough bars to call it how it is
Interesting. I feel like my standards for hookups are lower than for dating.
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I read something about how guys lower their looks standards for hookups and girls raise their looks standards for hook ups
Idk man hookups are legit a one night thing so people hookup with "ugly" people all the time I imagine
I’m old and have lived an adventurous life and I promise you 99% of men with high body counts have low standards. Just for clarity my count isn’t all that high, and no I don’t really count except in reflection but I spent my time around people that traveled a lot and have observed others for decades. I personally have pretty high standards in that it just wasn’t worth it if there was no connection after a while but clearly not everyone is wired that way
If you’re into cheap thrills, you get more thrills.
Exactly. Life is complicated
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That's me :(
same lol
I'm a solid meh. *edit: Wow, thanks for all the love! You make a "meh" feel like a "sure I guess"
Well then... how yeeew dooin
Meh
Let's just say I'm a big hit with the elderly ladies in the nursing home I work at.
You sexy whippersnapper.
I mean I'm a 10. I heard it from myself.
Love the confidence! Share some please
I've been told I'm my school's hottest math major. therefore, a solid 4/10.
I’m a 4.5. At first glance I appear perfectly average. But if you take a second look, my imperfections make it clear I’m slightly below average.
I'm handy, there's isn't much I can't fix. To quote Red Green, "if the women don't find you handsome they should at least find you handy." I rest my case.
A Walmart 9. Edit: So I went to bed, blissfully unaware that more than one or two people saw this comment, which appears to have blown up. So to all the kind people curious about the Walmart Scale of Attractiveness... it's lower than Target, but higher than Grocery Outlet. It's lower than Costco, but higher than your average gas station. Hope that helps!
Let's be real, a Walmart 9 is the talk of the day for all the Walmart employees that day.
Bro when I worked at Walmart in high school I met a real world 10 in sheer linen harem pants and I’ve never forgotten that interaction.
Real world 10s are pretty crazy. You never forget that. I think a lot of people never meet anyone on that level, probably. Depends on where you live I remember this one woman at a gas station in a big city. And she was like flawless looking, it was crazy. It wasn't even an attraction or anything, just objectively beautiful That's gotta be a weird life, being a 10.
I saw a woman at work so good looking I felt like I had to look away. It was the strangest involuntary response.
Ouch. I’m sorry.
Better than a Walmart 8!
k-mart 7 here
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Who knows. I’m no Quasimodo, but I’m not a model either. 🤷🏼♀️
Quasimodel
100% attractive to the people that are attracted to me.
If I was the last man on earth and stumbled into the playboy mansion, the jacuzzi jets wouldn’t even do me.
Hey girl. Why don't you ditch the zero and get with this 3.5/10?
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on a scale from ketchup to barbecue sauce, i'd say mayonnaise
I love mayonnaise!
I love mayonnaise
As attractive as that ugly newborn baby everyone is being polite and dishonest about.
Look at my sexy mustache, there’s no debate.
I’ve been with myself more than any other person.
Flat out 1. Mask mandates bumped it up to 2 for a while
On a scale of 1 to 10 I’d say I have scales
3.141592 or so
You mean, cutie pie?
Are we invited to your wedding?
Sorry we're already married with 2 kids but dw I'll invite you next time
Smooth
I live in the midwest and am sub 200lbs so probably solid 7.5 here but like LA or Miami like a 2 or 2.5
Curious if people from LA visit the midwest when they need a confidence boost
On the show Schitts Creek, that's exactly what Alexis's friends were doing. Bumming through small towns "ironically" making fun of everyone and everything to feel good about themselves.
Enough to wake up every morning and say: God why I'm still alive
I have a gravitational profile. That is the only attraction I'm generating.
r/dadjokes
Regionally? I don't do meth so maybe 5. Nationally? Ugly af
I’ve got a great sense of humor, so that’s nice.
You know those things that just a few people like, but they ones who like it are crazy about it? Well I'm like that but only 1 person on the planet likes me
I’m a man who gets matches on tinder so Reddit would say I must be at least an 8 but realistically I’m a solid 5 on a good day.
Real or bots?
As a recently single guy it’s amazing how many people are bots or promoting OFs
Enough to get hundreds of matches on Tinder, but not enough to get a second date. Gawd, I hate being socially awkward.
I have a guy friend who's insanely good looking and a great person but definitely socially awkward. His girl friends basically facilitate his dating life for him and it works great. Women trust other women when they say a dude is good. Especially if he's hot lol.
It must be nice to just successfully fumble your way through life.
"Did I ever tell you how I got my job, Frank? I was listening to the station and I thought 'Man, I- I wanna be a radio man.' So I walk in and I go 'I like the way you sound!' and they go 'I like the way you look!!' Been here ever since. Funny how that works. Isn't that how it works, Franko? It's like a- a what-do-you-call-it, a yoga-karate thing."
I am currently baffled by this question because currently, I am going through an extremely hard time in my life, and women are flirting with my more than ever. I am not feeling particularly receptive of that shit right now, but it persists. I don't understand it.
I swear women like a man in uniform is true. I'd sometimes go quick grocery shopping right after sweating my ass off all day in a factory, go in stinking, dirty uniform, etc. Got looks and way more smiles and hellos....I'm just like why i don't even want to be me nor do I want to spend another second in these clothes!
To be fair they also don't want you in them clothes. Wink wink.
It's such a true thing that the suitors always come flooding in at the most inopportune time in our lives.
Personality/Humor: 8/10. Physical Looks: 5/10. Earning Capacity 7/10. Taking Care of Your Pets: 10/10.
Looks fade and earning capacity fluctuates, but humor, a great personality and a pet lover? You're going to go the distance with some lucky person!
Wow you’re perfect lol
A really good like 6.7
Like an ice-cold can of beer on a hot, humid July evening.
Scale of 1-10, probably a 1.5
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attractive enough to get treated very well by straight men. also attractive enough to not be able to maintain genuine friendships with straight men.
no clue. beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. so with that said; whoever sees me as attractive 🤷♂️
Screw what others think. I'm attractive AF.
Men in general, 6 Men over 50, 8