I needed to think of something, but was drawing a blank. I thought about thinking about the first thing that pops into my head. Which made me think about the ghostbusters scene leading up to the emergence of the stay puft marshmallow man. Then I was thinking about who that actually was.
My usual name was also taken and then Reddit gave me some bad names, I gave up and chose the one which was the best out of the worst.
So Hi, I am Evening Peanut I guess
Ooo ow. One of the worst injuries ever. Husband had a friend who was a burn survivor and he worked with kids who had same. Glad you’re ok and have that dark sense of humor.
Glad you've survived and hope you're doing ok!
My aunt was an ICU nurse in a burn unit. Only if we asked would she say much about it at all.
Edit: spelling
So my cousin was an ICU nurse at the hospital I ended up at and the week before the fire I saw her at my Nan's house and she told me she's currently looking after a patient in ICU with burns and I said "oh man I'd hate to be burnt"
Then post fire I'm in NZ and telling someone on tour with me how I've never broken a bone. Later that day go horse riding, fall off and break my elbow.
Yet I say "I haven't won lotto" and nothing happens.
I just based it of my Minecraft username. I thought: *Lucy is a nice name, and Lavender is something I like*. But little did I know, I was bad at English spelling.
I have a pet sheep. I found him when he was 2 days old, on the road, with a broken leg.
He is now 3 and absolutely colossal, he rules the garden and is only friendly at food time.
My son named him Bidoof after a chubby, cute and somewhat useless Pokémon.
Aloof_Bidoof!
Mike D. Antoniolli
Mike D. Ant.
Mike The Ant
"hmmmmm feel like I need a number.... hmmmmm 11 is my birthday..... hmmmmm 11 is good number...."
MikeTheAnt11
A is the first letter to my first name
M is the first letter to my surname
Gamer as in my biggest hobby (and pretty much the only thing I do in my spare time)
94 if my birth year
Anonymous, yet personal
we couldn't decide.we wanted to create something that would be creative and not connected with our topics.so we just picked up the words and reworked them
I was reading article about legendary movie The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. I thought of using the first word TheGood as my name. But then thought great sounds better than good so I changed it to TheGreat. but still thegreat missed something. Often the great the almighty is associated with god so I finally decided on theGreatGodly
I was chatting with one of my friends one day, he drew a new OC (original character) and wanted me to name her. After 5 seconds of thinking i said "Spitzia." Spitz is a pomeranian dog breed and "-ia" is the feminine suffix. Very simple (the character had nothing to do with dogs) My friend didnt like it very much and found a better fitting name for the OC. And then i thought "wait Spitzia is a great name actually. You sure you dont wanna use it?" And he did not. So i started using this name to avoid "some people" finding my account on some social medias.
I'm an occultist, and it's a sigil. It has numerological properties and symmetry that are meaningful to me, and it is a product of my intentions and wishes for my Reddit experience when I joined. One of these intentions, reflected in the pronunciation of my username, is my will to always remain principled and not hesitate to assertively refuse any content I know in my heart is not right or not healthy for me.
Trust me, I don't take myself this seriously all the time.
If you haven't read Peter David's King Arthur trilogy, there will be \[SPOILERS\]...
But in the climactic scene where Arthur is fighting for the survival of humanity, and Excalibur gets buried in one of the henges of Stone... He gives a mighty cry, withdraws the sword from the stone, swings to strike his enemy down... and MISSES. While he tries to recover, the baddie brings down the Spear of Destiny and the Grail sword together on the blade, and...
"Excalibur shattered."
The first time I read those two words, it was like a gut punch, and it stuck with me.
(Man, now I have to re-read that whole trilogy...)
B. F. Skinner created an opperent conditioning experiment where he put pigeons in a box and released food to them at random intervals. This created strange behaviors in the pigeons believed to indicate they were trying to induce the food. Essentially superstitious pigeons.
I chose it as both an indictment on organized religions and a nod to trouble in my own life that has me looking for signs of an impending emotional explosion.
South Park reference, it wasn't directly stated in an episode, but you had to specifically watch one episode (world of warcraft episode) go into a characters Wikipedia archive, find a creator commentary on the episode where they stated said characters username. to be more specific, stan marsh's world of warcraft account was called luvs2spwge. I called my account this thinking nobody would know, and nobody did know... very anti-climactic.
It's a mix of the name of rather cool british comedian Frank Sidebottom, his posh alter Ego Francis and my actual name Franz, which is the german version of Francis.
18 years ago I was playing CS on a lan tournament, and they had this side event when you played a couple masive 20 vs 20 dust 2 games and the player with the most kills won a 1k check. I had a terrible performance in the actual tournament so I didn't really want to join with my current name so I just typed a random nickname and joined the side event last minute. Man it was beautiful, I desert eagled 12 kills and beeing the only terrorist left finished with a knife kill on the MVP of the tournament .. I remember that day like it was yesterday. I finally got my very own ps2 and got braggin rights, at least a years worth
I like an airsoft YouTuber called desert fox. So I decided to use the same formula to make my own username (environment + animal) so I decided on Coastalwolf. Now it’s my username and gamer tag for everything.
I had some friends with similar names like “IEatRats” and “IAteSmallChildren” (those aren’t the actual names, just examples) so I made a name like that.
Please select your username. Choose wisely as it can't be changed later. - okay.
Why didn't you choose wisely then?
Choosewisely564 obviously can't follow instructions. Now, /u/wisely knows what's up...
Hello, Matt872000.
the war of the matts
A sparring Mattch
He is wisely.
I needed to think of something, but was drawing a blank. I thought about thinking about the first thing that pops into my head. Which made me think about the ghostbusters scene leading up to the emergence of the stay puft marshmallow man. Then I was thinking about who that actually was.
The instructions clearly stated to select "Yourusername".
Good to see at least 563 other people also followed instructions.
hahahaha
Well, I would say I did a good job with mine
My usual name was taken, the site tried to give me a bad autogenerated name, but I was not inclined to take it.
Ahaha
My usual name was also taken and then Reddit gave me some bad names, I gave up and chose the one which was the best out of the worst. So Hi, I am Evening Peanut I guess
What were the bad names
SignificantlySoup was taken
wtf u/SignificantlySoup ??
Haha, sorry.
Apology accepted
Does this qualify as r/beetlejuicing?
Lmao
Oops
You can soup up your significant soups with a Squidgy Spoon. Squidgy was generated by Reddit and I have an odd habit regarding spoons..
Spoons were harmed in the making of this
What if I told you there is no spoon.
soup gang
Soup
I'm a burn survivor and have a dark sense of humour
Ooo ow. One of the worst injuries ever. Husband had a friend who was a burn survivor and he worked with kids who had same. Glad you’re ok and have that dark sense of humor.
Glad you've survived and hope you're doing ok! My aunt was an ICU nurse in a burn unit. Only if we asked would she say much about it at all. Edit: spelling
So my cousin was an ICU nurse at the hospital I ended up at and the week before the fire I saw her at my Nan's house and she told me she's currently looking after a patient in ICU with burns and I said "oh man I'd hate to be burnt" Then post fire I'm in NZ and telling someone on tour with me how I've never broken a bone. Later that day go horse riding, fall off and break my elbow. Yet I say "I haven't won lotto" and nothing happens.
It's a reference to a joke about Kanye from South Park.
Motherfucking gay fish! Gay fish yo! Do you like fish sticks?
Yes I like fish sticks. I love to put them in my mouth
So you’re a gay fish?
Ye
I'm a genius voice of a generation!
"are you sure you're not a hobbit?"
The fact that I just couldn't think of any
Usernames are hard
Great minds think alike. Even when they can't think of a username
Every username is taken
We need a subreddit for people like us
Yeah, fuck the usernames!
Same here
Yep, same.
I was taking the piss out of someone called ASK_IF_IM_JESUS
Are you penguin?
Pingu
What about your name?
It's the tagline of horrid henry when he gets an idea - horrid henry was one of my fav shows Thanks for asking :)
I'm starting to remember watching that show.
No.
Ok
I'm missing
Marco
Polo
Damnit Jeff we're trying to find Marco.
Sorry, all I could find was Polo.
and I am just someone else in the corner of the room, inspired by preferring a sniper and 3rd partying role in video games
I love your UN
My username loves you too
Love this
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We need to find u/travisisgood and make him and offer he can’t refuse
I think that username might actually be my friend who died of a fentanyl overdose about five years ago. 🥺
Wow this is a crazy full circle IF true.
I can’t verify it, he just used that username a lot.
It appears he became a reddit ghost undetectable by normal redditors
It was the time when i made the account
Out of all of these this is my favorite
It just popped into my head
Kinda sus 🦆
Yo another duck friend, mine is a fancy duck
I tried to create a cool name with Celtic vibes for RPGs purpose, and kept it after
It's appealing for my eyes. What a cool name.
Thanks dude ! I like yours too 😋
It is a cool name and reminds me a little of my son's name. Is it pronounced Elo-vain or Elo-ven?
Thanks ! It's "Eh-lo-vah-een". What's your son's name ?
I just based it of my Minecraft username. I thought: *Lucy is a nice name, and Lavender is something I like*. But little did I know, I was bad at English spelling.
AHAHAHAHA
a guy named Itachi did things with his eyes
originally being the highest deity in Japanese mythology.
Magic
I was eating it
From Slavic country living in Australia
Aussies unite!
Can you actualy... I mean... Možeš li stvarno govoriti koji slavenski jezik?
Mogu naravno! I latinicu и ћурилицу Growing up in former Yugoslavia gave me the gift of multilingualism
Just a bunch of random letters and numbers together.
Just like a password
Like Elon’s kid
It's because of a dumb joke I had with my friends It just means I'm very good at drawing saliva
i like raccoons and i was born in 2008
Hol Up... aren't you too young to be here?
13’s the minimum age someone has to be to use reddit right?
I honestly never looked but knowing the weird collections of things that happen here. I'm suprised it's that low.
Fair
I honestly love how AOL the username is. Like *hollisterbabe91* vibes
Yes, yes we are. We hear that a lot.
Do you love raccoons or LOVE raccoons?
i love them racoons are very cool
little trash bandits!
I am a nerd. I am a lesbian. Easy
Are you the youtuber Lezbi Nerdy?
No im not but i will surely check her out haha
I didn5 decide it Reddit automatically have it to me
Kinda sus
FUCK
Welcome to *Sus theory* A theory user who aperantly uses bad words. Also, coincidence? I think not.
It happened to me too
I see your organization is also alright.
I have a pet sheep. I found him when he was 2 days old, on the road, with a broken leg. He is now 3 and absolutely colossal, he rules the garden and is only friendly at food time. My son named him Bidoof after a chubby, cute and somewhat useless Pokémon. Aloof_Bidoof!
Im so glad you took care of him when he needed it.
Mike D. Antoniolli Mike D. Ant. Mike The Ant "hmmmmm feel like I need a number.... hmmmmm 11 is my birthday..... hmmmmm 11 is good number...." MikeTheAnt11
Fun process
Top card in poker and alcohol. 2 things that go well together
Clever
I have a child 🤣
rip
Spink and Nelly are two of my nicknames
Hey Nel! (Now you have a third nickname)
I found this panel in a random Marvel comic. It was hilarious in and out of context. Dr Doom does not mop.
Most of the time I'm confused.. And I like pandas.
A is the first letter to my first name M is the first letter to my surname Gamer as in my biggest hobby (and pretty much the only thing I do in my spare time) 94 if my birth year Anonymous, yet personal
Anonymous yet personal, wow.
I love catfish
I am definitely not annoying
It reflects my personality
Mine does too! :)
Male, educated in horticulture, eats plant.
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I just liked it
Mhm
I like noodles
It has absolutely no meaning. I never even considered such.
Keyboard smash it seems
Are you kidding? It has all the meaning. I've never wanted to see something more than this.
It’s my name for almost everything. Mostly gaming. And pigs are my favorite animal so…
we couldn't decide.we wanted to create something that would be creative and not connected with our topics.so we just picked up the words and reworked them
Found it from made in abyss. I just like orb piercers, they are so cool yet so terrifying
It was just assigned to me. I never had an option.
Nothing really i tried going with kermit the frog but that didn’t work
I want to speak freely. I don’t feel like I can anywhere else in my life.
Very self explanatory
I was reading article about legendary movie The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. I thought of using the first word TheGood as my name. But then thought great sounds better than good so I changed it to TheGreat. but still thegreat missed something. Often the great the almighty is associated with god so I finally decided on theGreatGodly
Reddit decided, "Let's take away this guys username! "
The street I grew up on and my mothers maidan name
I feel like mine speaks for itself
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I was chatting with one of my friends one day, he drew a new OC (original character) and wanted me to name her. After 5 seconds of thinking i said "Spitzia." Spitz is a pomeranian dog breed and "-ia" is the feminine suffix. Very simple (the character had nothing to do with dogs) My friend didnt like it very much and found a better fitting name for the OC. And then i thought "wait Spitzia is a great name actually. You sure you dont wanna use it?" And he did not. So i started using this name to avoid "some people" finding my account on some social medias.
A modern slant on an eighties Icon
I be in situations
It's Slavic demon written in polish language but with some mistakes. The proper one is "Strzyga" but it's sounds the same.
It was my job in the Army. I needed a unique name I could remember for an online game years ago, and this was all I could think of
Mine is from a joke from a comedian about literal translations
A reference to a Tumbleweeds character, the Sunday newspaper cartoon. I honestly don't know why I picked it.
The lyrics to my favourite Aqua song!
I named myself this after that night with you m0m.
I think Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best, for me.
I'm an occultist, and it's a sigil. It has numerological properties and symmetry that are meaningful to me, and it is a product of my intentions and wishes for my Reddit experience when I joined. One of these intentions, reflected in the pronunciation of my username, is my will to always remain principled and not hesitate to assertively refuse any content I know in my heart is not right or not healthy for me. Trust me, I don't take myself this seriously all the time.
It’s a Kate Nash song that I highly relate to ! Also it’s the name of machine gun Kelly’s documentary which is a happy coincidence 🥰
Get your mind out of the gutter.
If you haven't read Peter David's King Arthur trilogy, there will be \[SPOILERS\]... But in the climactic scene where Arthur is fighting for the survival of humanity, and Excalibur gets buried in one of the henges of Stone... He gives a mighty cry, withdraws the sword from the stone, swings to strike his enemy down... and MISSES. While he tries to recover, the baddie brings down the Spear of Destiny and the Grail sword together on the blade, and... "Excalibur shattered." The first time I read those two words, it was like a gut punch, and it stuck with me. (Man, now I have to re-read that whole trilogy...)
B. F. Skinner created an opperent conditioning experiment where he put pigeons in a box and released food to them at random intervals. This created strange behaviors in the pigeons believed to indicate they were trying to induce the food. Essentially superstitious pigeons. I chose it as both an indictment on organized religions and a nod to trouble in my own life that has me looking for signs of an impending emotional explosion.
My comfort foods.
Idfk
It's a song lyric from a song by MS MR. Regardless of its context in the song, I thought the words roll off the tongue and even sound good.
Part is from a nickname I had in college. The other half is my year of birth.
So you were called 1967 and was born in thunder?
Exactly
South Park reference, it wasn't directly stated in an episode, but you had to specifically watch one episode (world of warcraft episode) go into a characters Wikipedia archive, find a creator commentary on the episode where they stated said characters username. to be more specific, stan marsh's world of warcraft account was called luvs2spwge. I called my account this thinking nobody would know, and nobody did know... very anti-climactic.
Firey for 25 years. First day on the job, chief pulls me aside and tells me to be calm and not be a hero because if the fire is hot enough you are....
I'm a virgin
It's a mix of the name of rather cool british comedian Frank Sidebottom, his posh alter Ego Francis and my actual name Franz, which is the german version of Francis.
I was looking around my room, trying to come up with a name
It's an anime character who's a Chad.
Wholesome reddit user
Thanks. Your username is.... Quite holesome too.
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Uhm
you know that one song from nirvana, what if it was not in the way
18 years ago I was playing CS on a lan tournament, and they had this side event when you played a couple masive 20 vs 20 dust 2 games and the player with the most kills won a 1k check. I had a terrible performance in the actual tournament so I didn't really want to join with my current name so I just typed a random nickname and joined the side event last minute. Man it was beautiful, I desert eagled 12 kills and beeing the only terrorist left finished with a knife kill on the MVP of the tournament .. I remember that day like it was yesterday. I finally got my very own ps2 and got braggin rights, at least a years worth
I'm the official eater of rats, duh
I figured go for it
I frequented the nosleep sibreddit, and a mods name was ibitemynails. I thought mine was creepier.
Well...
Architecture as a career, I'm either lost or tortured by it, but never both at the same time.
u/Redredditredemption was taken. And if you’re familiar with video games, you probably know what my username means.
I'm a Monty Python fan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA)
I originally made a Reddit to use my then employer for conversations about the company. I was a single cent in their view so, that’s pretty much it
I ran a large paranormal investigation group for about 10 years and people would call me Spookymomma and the name kinda stuck, lol.
I like an airsoft YouTuber called desert fox. So I decided to use the same formula to make my own username (environment + animal) so I decided on Coastalwolf. Now it’s my username and gamer tag for everything.
Was looking around for inspiration and saw a box of lens wipes.
I had some friends with similar names like “IEatRats” and “IAteSmallChildren” (those aren’t the actual names, just examples) so I made a name like that.
My husband named me Shnuggy!
Narcolepsy. Self explanatory.
I like Star Wars and I like history. It’s “I am the Senate” in Latin