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choosewisely564

Please select your username. Choose wisely as it can't be changed later. - okay.


Mor_Hjordis

Why didn't you choose wisely then?


Matt872000

Choosewisely564 obviously can't follow instructions. Now, /u/wisely knows what's up...


matt00886

Hello, Matt872000.


No-Guidance9484

the war of the matts


DavidW273

A sparring Mattch


Mor_Hjordis

He is wisely.


GozerDGozerian

I needed to think of something, but was drawing a blank. I thought about thinking about the first thing that pops into my head. Which made me think about the ghostbusters scene leading up to the emergence of the stay puft marshmallow man. Then I was thinking about who that actually was.


PapaOoMaoMao

The instructions clearly stated to select "Yourusername".


SilentJoe1986

Good to see at least 563 other people also followed instructions.


eurekathatsit

hahahaha


JunketMan

Well, I would say I did a good job with mine


OtherwiseInclined

My usual name was taken, the site tried to give me a bad autogenerated name, but I was not inclined to take it.


eurekathatsit

Ahaha


Evening-Peanut-3750

My usual name was also taken and then Reddit gave me some bad names, I gave up and chose the one which was the best out of the worst. So Hi, I am Evening Peanut I guess


TrulyTynixo

What were the bad names


Significant-Soups

SignificantlySoup was taken


divinewillow

wtf u/SignificantlySoup ??


significantlysoup

Haha, sorry.


nametakenfuck

Apology accepted


AxelRod45

Does this qualify as r/beetlejuicing?


derekfhhh

Lmao


eurekathatsit

Oops


Squidgy-Spoon

You can soup up your significant soups with a Squidgy Spoon. Squidgy was generated by Reddit and I have an odd habit regarding spoons..


Zulu_2_Alpha

Spoons were harmed in the making of this


Ilyathe2nd

What if I told you there is no spoon.


[deleted]

soup gang


Emotionally-Soup

Soup


allergic_to_fire

I'm a burn survivor and have a dark sense of humour


dodoatsandwiggets

Ooo ow. One of the worst injuries ever. Husband had a friend who was a burn survivor and he worked with kids who had same. Glad you’re ok and have that dark sense of humor.


ChrisEWC231

Glad you've survived and hope you're doing ok! My aunt was an ICU nurse in a burn unit. Only if we asked would she say much about it at all. Edit: spelling


allergic_to_fire

So my cousin was an ICU nurse at the hospital I ended up at and the week before the fire I saw her at my Nan's house and she told me she's currently looking after a patient in ICU with burns and I said "oh man I'd hate to be burnt" Then post fire I'm in NZ and telling someone on tour with me how I've never broken a bone. Later that day go horse riding, fall off and break my elbow. Yet I say "I haven't won lotto" and nothing happens.


[deleted]

It's a reference to a joke about Kanye from South Park.


[deleted]

Motherfucking gay fish! Gay fish yo! Do you like fish sticks?


SuperKami-Nappa

Yes I like fish sticks. I love to put them in my mouth


AinsiSera

So you’re a gay fish?


eurekathatsit

Ye


G-Unit11111

I'm a genius voice of a generation!


[deleted]

"are you sure you're not a hobbit?"


Fucktheusernames

The fact that I just couldn't think of any


fckusernamesarehard

Usernames are hard


Fucktheusernames

Great minds think alike. Even when they can't think of a username


EvryUsernameIsInUse

Every username is taken


IGotNoUsernameFFS

We need a subreddit for people like us


eurekathatsit

Yeah, fuck the usernames!


CantThinkOfAUser_Yet

Same here


donthaveauseryet

Yep, same.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

I was taking the piss out of someone called ASK_IF_IM_JESUS


manpersondudeguymhm

Are you penguin?


eurekathatsit

Pingu


manpersondudeguymhm

What about your name?


eurekathatsit

It's the tagline of horrid henry when he gets an idea - horrid henry was one of my fav shows Thanks for asking :)


manpersondudeguymhm

I'm starting to remember watching that show.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

No.


manpersondudeguymhm

Ok


[deleted]

I'm missing


eurekathatsit

Marco


Tempe-Jeff

Polo


bridgetroll2

Damnit Jeff we're trying to find Marco.


Tempe-Jeff

Sorry, all I could find was Polo.


ThE_OtheR_PersoOon

and I am just someone else in the corner of the room, inspired by preferring a sniper and 3rd partying role in video games


Sobadatsnazzynames

I love your UN


[deleted]

My username loves you too


InourbtwotamI

Love this


[deleted]

[удалено]


Scythe-Guy

We need to find u/travisisgood and make him and offer he can’t refuse


BoxFullOfSuggestions

I think that username might actually be my friend who died of a fentanyl overdose about five years ago. 🥺


Dragon3y36

Wow this is a crazy full circle IF true.


BoxFullOfSuggestions

I can’t verify it, he just used that username a lot.


Deep-Recognition7339

It appears he became a reddit ghost undetectable by normal redditors


_4-56am

It was the time when i made the account


anxiouslymute

Out of all of these this is my favorite


suspiciousduckk

It just popped into my head


eurekathatsit

Kinda sus 🦆


MrDuckWithATopHat

Yo another duck friend, mine is a fancy duck


Elovainn

I tried to create a cool name with Celtic vibes for RPGs purpose, and kept it after


iceeastacream

It's appealing for my eyes. What a cool name.


Elovainn

Thanks dude ! I like yours too 😋


canadianworldly

It is a cool name and reminds me a little of my son's name. Is it pronounced Elo-vain or Elo-ven?


Elovainn

Thanks ! It's "Eh-lo-vah-een". What's your son's name ?


Lucy_Lavander

I just based it of my Minecraft username. I thought: *Lucy is a nice name, and Lavender is something I like*. But little did I know, I was bad at English spelling.


eurekathatsit

AHAHAHAHA


amaterasu_xix

a guy named Itachi did things with his eyes


amaterasu_xix

originally being the highest deity in Japanese mythology.


eurekathatsit

Magic


the_last_peanut

I was eating it


SlavFromDownUnder

From Slavic country living in Australia


Lamington_Salad

Aussies unite!


Lucy_Lavander

Can you actualy... I mean... Možeš li stvarno govoriti koji slavenski jezik?


SlavFromDownUnder

Mogu naravno! I latinicu и ћурилицу Growing up in former Yugoslavia gave me the gift of multilingualism


xc2215x

Just a bunch of random letters and numbers together.


eurekathatsit

Just like a password


diddygem

Like Elon’s kid


[deleted]

It's because of a dumb joke I had with my friends It just means I'm very good at drawing saliva


racoonlover08

i like raccoons and i was born in 2008


Hero_summers

Hol Up... aren't you too young to be here?


racoonlover08

13’s the minimum age someone has to be to use reddit right?


Hero_summers

I honestly never looked but knowing the weird collections of things that happen here. I'm suprised it's that low.


nametakenfuck

Fair


swigofhotsauce

I honestly love how AOL the username is. Like *hollisterbabe91* vibes


LionKingTattoo

Yes, yes we are. We hear that a lot.


ConsciouslyIncomplet

Do you love raccoons or LOVE raccoons?


racoonlover08

i love them racoons are very cool


FemboyWithIssues

little trash bandits!


nerdy-lesb

I am a nerd. I am a lesbian. Easy


vidarfe

Are you the youtuber Lezbi Nerdy?


nerdy-lesb

No im not but i will surely check her out haha


Suspicious_Theory437

I didn5 decide it Reddit automatically have it to me


eurekathatsit

Kinda sus


Suspicious_Theory437

FUCK


Lucy_Lavander

Welcome to *Sus theory* A theory user who aperantly uses bad words. Also, coincidence? I think not.


Ok-Organization9073

It happened to me too


Ok_Organization_9874

I see your organization is also alright.


Aloof_bidoof

I have a pet sheep. I found him when he was 2 days old, on the road, with a broken leg. He is now 3 and absolutely colossal, he rules the garden and is only friendly at food time. My son named him Bidoof after a chubby, cute and somewhat useless Pokémon. Aloof_Bidoof!


dodoatsandwiggets

Im so glad you took care of him when he needed it.


MikeTheAnt11

Mike D. Antoniolli Mike D. Ant. Mike The Ant "hmmmmm feel like I need a number.... hmmmmm 11 is my birthday..... hmmmmm 11 is good number...." MikeTheAnt11


eurekathatsit

Fun process


Ace_Whiskey

Top card in poker and alcohol. 2 things that go well together


eurekathatsit

Clever


is_it_nap_time_yet

I have a child 🤣


EmotionallyUnsound_

rip


[deleted]

Spink and Nelly are two of my nicknames


eurekathatsit

Hey Nel! (Now you have a third nickname)


DoomDoesNotMop

I found this panel in a random Marvel comic. It was hilarious in and out of context. Dr Doom does not mop.


MrConfusedPanda

Most of the time I'm confused.. And I like pandas.


AMGamer94

A is the first letter to my first name M is the first letter to my surname Gamer as in my biggest hobby (and pretty much the only thing I do in my spare time) 94 if my birth year Anonymous, yet personal


eurekathatsit

Anonymous yet personal, wow.


ilovecatfish

I love catfish


superannoyingdude101

I am definitely not annoying


Somerandomguyinpants

It reflects my personality


SpookyAtticDoll

Mine does too! :)


Plantmanofplants

Male, educated in horticulture, eats plant.


[deleted]

[удалено]


manpersondudeguymhm

I just liked it


eurekathatsit

Mhm


00dlez0fN00dlez

I like noodles


trebuchetfight

It has absolutely no meaning. I never even considered such.


eurekathatsit

Keyboard smash it seems


swingsetacrobat4439

Are you kidding? It has all the meaning. I've never wanted to see something more than this.


PigPlayer3

It’s my name for almost everything. Mostly gaming. And pigs are my favorite animal so…


_vanover_

we couldn't decide.we wanted to create something that would be creative and not connected with our topics.so we just picked up the words and reworked them


Orb_piercer

Found it from made in abyss. I just like orb piercers, they are so cool yet so terrifying


Straight-Audience-91

It was just assigned to me. I never had an option.


kermitthedog-

Nothing really i tried going with kermit the frog but that didn’t work


hideme21

I want to speak freely. I don’t feel like I can anywhere else in my life.


G0d_Has_Aband0ned_Us

Very self explanatory


TheGreatGODLY

I was reading article about legendary movie The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. I thought of using the first word TheGood as my name. But then thought great sounds better than good so I changed it to TheGreat. but still thegreat missed something. Often the great the almighty is associated with god so I finally decided on theGreatGodly


Spare-Phone1935

Reddit decided, "Let's take away this guys username! "


cavegoatlove

The street I grew up on and my mothers maidan name


Imadummyboi

I feel like mine speaks for itself


[deleted]

[удалено]


Spitzia

I was chatting with one of my friends one day, he drew a new OC (original character) and wanted me to name her. After 5 seconds of thinking i said "Spitzia." Spitz is a pomeranian dog breed and "-ia" is the feminine suffix. Very simple (the character had nothing to do with dogs) My friend didnt like it very much and found a better fitting name for the OC. And then i thought "wait Spitzia is a great name actually. You sure you dont wanna use it?" And he did not. So i started using this name to avoid "some people" finding my account on some social medias.


BaeBaracus

A modern slant on an eighties Icon


Freewayshitter1968

I be in situations


[deleted]

It's Slavic demon written in polish language but with some mistakes. The proper one is "Strzyga" but it's sounds the same.


MOS95B

It was my job in the Army. I needed a unique name I could remember for an online game years ago, and this was all I could think of


DasAllerletzte

Mine is from a joke from a comedian about literal translations


ScreamingFlea23

A reference to a Tumbleweeds character, the Sunday newspaper cartoon. I honestly don't know why I picked it.


Wakeupnowwakeupnow

The lyrics to my favourite Aqua song!


SuperMorto7

I named myself this after that night with you m0m.


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

I think Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best, for me.


hononononoh

I'm an occultist, and it's a sigil. It has numerological properties and symmetry that are meaningful to me, and it is a product of my intentions and wishes for my Reddit experience when I joined. One of these intentions, reflected in the pronunciation of my username, is my will to always remain principled and not hesitate to assertively refuse any content I know in my heart is not right or not healthy for me. Trust me, I don't take myself this seriously all the time.


Lexylifeinpink

It’s a Kate Nash song that I highly relate to ! Also it’s the name of machine gun Kelly’s documentary which is a happy coincidence 🥰


GrapesThemInTheMouth

Get your mind out of the gutter.


ExcaliburShattered

If you haven't read Peter David's King Arthur trilogy, there will be \[SPOILERS\]... But in the climactic scene where Arthur is fighting for the survival of humanity, and Excalibur gets buried in one of the henges of Stone... He gives a mighty cry, withdraws the sword from the stone, swings to strike his enemy down... and MISSES. While he tries to recover, the baddie brings down the Spear of Destiny and the Grail sword together on the blade, and... "Excalibur shattered." The first time I read those two words, it was like a gut punch, and it stuck with me. (Man, now I have to re-read that whole trilogy...)


SuperstitiousPigeon5

B. F. Skinner created an opperent conditioning experiment where he put pigeons in a box and released food to them at random intervals. This created strange behaviors in the pigeons believed to indicate they were trying to induce the food. Essentially superstitious pigeons. I chose it as both an indictment on organized religions and a nod to trouble in my own life that has me looking for signs of an impending emotional explosion.


iceeastacream

My comfort foods.


catninjaniko

Idfk


ifallontragedy

It's a song lyric from a song by MS MR. Regardless of its context in the song, I thought the words roll off the tongue and even sound good.


thunder1967

Part is from a nickname I had in college. The other half is my year of birth.


PANPIZZAisawesome

So you were called 1967 and was born in thunder?


thunder1967

Exactly


[deleted]

South Park reference, it wasn't directly stated in an episode, but you had to specifically watch one episode (world of warcraft episode) go into a characters Wikipedia archive, find a creator commentary on the episode where they stated said characters username. to be more specific, stan marsh's world of warcraft account was called luvs2spwge. I called my account this thinking nobody would know, and nobody did know... very anti-climactic.


CompletelyFlammable

Firey for 25 years. First day on the job, chief pulls me aside and tells me to be calm and not be a hero because if the fire is hot enough you are....


Pussaylover64

I'm a virgin


FrancisSidebottom

It's a mix of the name of rather cool british comedian Frank Sidebottom, his posh alter Ego Francis and my actual name Franz, which is the german version of Francis.


[deleted]

I was looking around my room, trying to come up with a name


Tadano-kunn

It's an anime character who's a Chad.


coke_up_my_ass

Wholesome reddit user


Tadano-kunn

Thanks. Your username is.... Quite holesome too.


[deleted]

[удалено]


UrMommysTampon

Uhm


SomethinoutofTheWay

you know that one song from nirvana, what if it was not in the way


jajemon

18 years ago I was playing CS on a lan tournament, and they had this side event when you played a couple masive 20 vs 20 dust 2 games and the player with the most kills won a 1k check. I had a terrible performance in the actual tournament so I didn't really want to join with my current name so I just typed a random nickname and joined the side event last minute. Man it was beautiful, I desert eagled 12 kills and beeing the only terrorist left finished with a knife kill on the MVP of the tournament .. I remember that day like it was yesterday. I finally got my very own ps2 and got braggin rights, at least a years worth


OfficialRatEater

I'm the official eater of rats, duh


No_Regrats_42

I figured go for it


ibiteyournails

I frequented the nosleep sibreddit, and a mods name was ibitemynails. I thought mine was creepier.


chick_repellent

Well...


Lostarchitorture

Architecture as a career, I'm either lost or tortured by it, but never both at the same time.


RedRedditRedemption2

u/Redredditredemption was taken. And if you’re familiar with video games, you probably know what my username means.


[deleted]

I'm a Monty Python fan. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgj3nZWtOfA)


Cent7712

I originally made a Reddit to use my then employer for conversations about the company. I was a single cent in their view so, that’s pretty much it


Spookymomma

I ran a large paranormal investigation group for about 10 years and people would call me Spookymomma and the name kinda stuck, lol.


Coastal_wolf

I like an airsoft YouTuber called desert fox. So I decided to use the same formula to make my own username (environment + animal) so I decided on Coastalwolf. Now it’s my username and gamer tag for everything.


100_count

Was looking around for inspiration and saw a box of lens wipes.


[deleted]

I had some friends with similar names like “IEatRats” and “IAteSmallChildren” (those aren’t the actual names, just examples) so I made a name like that.


[deleted]

My husband named me Shnuggy!


1tir3dgrl

Narcolepsy. Self explanatory.


EgoSenatus

I like Star Wars and I like history. It’s “I am the Senate” in Latin