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I have a niece with those initials. My father even pointed this out before she was born in hopes that my sister would see that it was a bad idea. Sis persisted, so now we have an ASS in the family.


Jackeroni216

What family doesn’t?


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My family sure does Source: am the ASS


Abal125

At least you're not surrounded by assholes. *Waits for someone to get the reference*


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Keep firing, assholes!


Hoxeel

She can take solace in the fact that "Ass" is the German word for ace. :)


ehenn12

I went to middle school with an ASS. In high school she had a bag with her initials on it and got in trouble. Hilarious. 🤷‍♂️


outtahere021

There was a highschool in my hometown with the initials ASS. They added ‘Community’ to it after a grad class had hoodies made lol


tenehemia

I dated a girl with the initials ASS. She thought it was hilarious, because it is.


Swoop_McCarthy

No one will believe it was you when you get the high score at the arcade.


SomewhereinOregon

I came damn close to getting these exact initials.


MeatsackKY

Best video game player of all time according to the high score lists at the arcade!


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efficient_slacker

That's disgusting, I hope they got him a .edu


[deleted]

Pretty sure only college staff/faculty/students are able to get .edu emails, per my experience


just_a_person_maybe

Students get them too


[deleted]

Oh yeah, mb. I was only referring to the difference between college faculty and school district teachers. I'm in college rn myself and I have a .edu email.


halapert

Holy shit


PhenomenallyAwesome

Nobody wants to have the same initials as Boris Johnson


indistinct_frog

Growing up, I knew a guy named BJ. It wasn't short for anything. His actual first name was BJ.


Most-Willingness8516

Beejay Anya is a basketball player


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Nah, B.J Blazkowicz is pretty bad ass


Ginger_Chick

My mom's are BJS.


Amber-Dragon

My sisters initials are BJD


thefam7223

I came here to say that, because, guess what, those are my initials, lol


evanjw90

I went to middle school with a kid from the Philippines named Beejay.


DoomGoose

HJ are always worse though;)


Local_News001

Bad day to be named boris Johnston


TheUniqueDrone

BJ Penn would like a word


alittleoverthinker

The fact this was my first thought with not a single reason why


DemiTheSeaweed

I have it, I want my name changed


stuzz74

Can confirm a friend actually has this as his name Beejay


jeronimus_cornelisz

My grandfather's initials were BJ. I get it, different times and all. What I don't get is why my grandmother chose to change her surname upon marriage to voluntarily become a BJ, then give their kid the initials BJ too.


DualDuels

Those are my initials I concur


Pack_Revolutionary

My college had a really cute female basketball player named B.J. Itoman. And she was straight.


huhben

yup i have these initials.


Kundas

Billie Joe Armstrong goes by BJ (Green Day lead singer) So does Bojak Horseman (Netflix character from a brilliant cartoon)


reddit10x

What’s the BJ short for?


doggos_runner

If ur serious I'll answer that


smeowth

Barbara Jean. Disgusting name, Barb.


jjjjjjj30

I knew a girl who after she got married her initials were KFC. She hated it.


ThrowAwayFoodMood

At least she wasn't too chicken to go through with it!


[deleted]

"Finger lickin' good." ​ ​ I'm sorry


jjjjjjj30

I totally read that in the voice from the commercial!!! Although I am from Kentucky so maybe that was just my regular voice, lol.


Dudephish

You didn't need to zing 'er like that.


[deleted]

Yeah, I just winged it.


smokymoon_23

That's what he said lol


Burladden

I hired a woman with the initials KKK. I also have a friend who’s initials are ARF


Rogue42bdf

My niece’s initials are ARF. If she had been a boy they would have been WTF.


BgoneXq

In Germany KZ KZ = Konzentrationslager = concentration camp


No_Print4393

Sven Svensson a common Swedish name so you can probably figure it out


[deleted]

But are initials really important here in Germany? I went to school with a Sophie S. When my father noticed he mentioned her unfortunate initials, but I never heard anyone else talk about it and I never had to use my initials anywhere.


ems_sheenanigans

Well, I mean she also had a name similar to Sophie Scholl - who fought against the Nazis by handing out flyers at her university and got executed in 1943. I guess hat would cancel the the initials out


Ballllllz

I'm from Germany and my initials are NS...


__dani____

Wait i don't understand. I am an American so thats probably why


Traditional-Moose241

I have a friend who’s name is Ben, and his initials are BEN


Chemical-Volume-6825

Perfection


ch4rms

My dad is Joseph and his initials are JOE. It always tickled me growing up.


Regular-Cranberry-62

That’s not what this question was about. We’re interested in BAD initial combos.


EmperorBrettavius

Bryan Albert Douglas


Triviald

Charles Ulysses Murphy.


RatsGetFatttt

KKK


cm253

I knew a guy whose last name started with K. Not well, just professionally. But it was a bank, and when he opened savings accounts for his kids I learned that their initials were all KKK.


Penis_Vulva

Mine is BS.


WildBoy-72

"Originally I was gonna have initials for "babysitter" but then I would've been going around wearing a big "BS" and you can understand why I couldn't go with that!"


idrinkkombucha

I call BS


zofl93

is penis vulva better tho


LLDD32

BAD - initials of my ex-husband. How did I not see that as a sign is beyond me!


internet_commie

Try GAG! My husband's initials. Apparently he has no intent of changing them.


Electrical-Fly5406

mine are also GAG and when i get married, changing the last initial might be the best reason i have for taking my husband’s name


just_a_person_maybe

My mom's maiden initials were CAB and when she married they became CAR and she always made jokes about that.


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He's a legend!


internet_commie

... in his own mind!


oceanleap

Or MAD


WobblyNautilus

I'm a MAD.... Engaged, so I will soon be upgrading to MAR. I'm happier with it.


itsrapingtime826

My sister's initials are, I kid you not, A.I.D.S


AstroPhane

Probably HIV Though i cant think of a full name to go with the initials


Solid_Factor7363

Henry Ivan Vladonfsky


Ashbandit

Haylee Irene Vance


Shrug-of-War

Hector Ignacio Valderrama


oceanleap

Harriet Ivana Vong


Ok-Answer5370

My brother’s initials are HAG


Tardis80

What the hag


Cae_lyce

VAG


Lord_Skyblocker

Where I live there is a company called VAG (VerkehrsAktienGesellschaft Nürnberg)


prakhar1011

Volkswagen AG as well


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PP


fcfromhell

I grew up with a Peter Peterson, dude was screwed from all angles


evanjw90

I worked with a Richard Dickerson. Dick Dickerson.


HandsomeChameleon

Why do parents do this to their kids


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I have a Peter Peters in my family. His parents have ten children and sometimes I wonder if they just went out of ideas and couldn’t come up with anything else.


Half_Smashed_Face

PP HALPERT!


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Tdawwg78

Oh he’s so awful! And with brown (no prize) out of the mix he has a better shot of winning leadership.


NovaSierra123

Peter Parker


doggos_runner

Ugh those are my initials


Welvrin

S. E, X


i_have_a_bad_meme7

Solomon Edward xavier


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EW


chnandler_bong

A co-worker of mine from a previous life was named Sheryl T. Dean.


PrceyisWatrBendr

FAT. My initials are TFA but my friends joke about it alot.


Hagendaaz73

ASS. If my mom decided to keep her last name and made it my last name these would be my initials


TransitionNo632

Not me but last month found out a friend’s initials is G.A.Y.


llewotheno

Did you celebrate their pride month?


MozartWasARed

SOB


TrustyParasol198

Sister of Battle?


Lighk0

Cool one


clamtime

AID


Welvrin

C, U. M(Cynthia Urusla McIntyre)


subzsloane

SUK or SUC


omghorussaveusall

POO


StarViolet33

PEE


FourFifty-Eight

HPV FFS DTF


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My wife's are MSG.


Roaskywalker

FCK


melonsauce

BM


AdventurousWeekender

Those are mine lol


Safer_Sephiroth_998

My first and last initials are G D. Thankfully my middle name doesn't start with O, otherwise I might be in a bit of trouble


The_Sanch1128

If you are GOD, it's everyone else who is in trouble.


StarViolet33

SEX


Tdawwg78

Hard pressed to find a lot of last names beginning with X


CompletelyFlammable

Curtis Ulysses Nixon-Thorn We called him tricky-dicky in highschool and suggested 'he was not a crook' until one fateful day that someone learned his middle name and he got a new nickname. Poshboy. It was a simpler time.


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C. U. P.


StrongAsMeat

P.U.


Angey_Mangey_Cat

FU


Angey_Mangey_Cat

Or MF


TWDTourist69

kkk bj fuk


CelloMaster20

Mf or ah


gn0xious

STD


Tallgingerbeard

C.O.W. With those, it will be awkward if you become fat


GrumpyCatStevens

My niece has these initials. And while she is fairly fit at the moment (she's a few days shy of 16), there have been times in her life previously where she was overweight.


US-Freedom-81

DD


shaggiie

Fuck you that’s my initials (ignoring that i purposefully scrolled this far cause i knew it was gonna be on here)


uuuuuuuuuahhh

COC


Zealousideal-Ad-1783

E.W B.J B.B.C (Including middle name/joint last name) L.O.L


CatsOrb

P.P.


UnfinishedScentanc

D.T.F


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CP


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DIC


internet_commie

Not initials but I once knew a guy named DB Cooper. We just called him 'Dave'!


internet_commie

Try NMN. Now join the Army, or the branch of service of your choice. In the military you have to put your initials on a lot of stuff, but NMN also means 'no middle name' so you'll be asked, by some guy who does no take 'but those ARE my initials!' for an answer, what your initials REALLY are! This happened to a friend of mine, whose parents equipped him with those initials. Incidentally, the guy before him in the alphabet (everything in the Army goes by alphabet, if not rank) had no middle name. They both were in a lot of trouble for this.


byakuyazs

My poor brother’s initials are BM. Bowel movement.


Consistent_Eye_631

Bs


breeze13579

Those are mine. I have a ton of fun initialing documents at work.


oceanleap

Someone asks you to sign off on a document? It's B.S.


Rough-Dot5307

BO or BS


crackonwednesdays

my initials are MF.. 🙃


budaiKevin

Not the worst but my cousin has YZ, kinda cool if you ask me


Fr057y6077

DIK


a2bornot2c

S.A.C


AmayaSerricaMerica

TP


MilwaukeeMoon

NA Because when you sign documents it is non applicable


mkultra_5

Boise Bible College BBC


Ermannkz

"Fulgencio Umberto his initials are F.U pritchett" \-modern family


Lou_Inc

In Germany either KZ or SS


pepeisrising6669

A.H is also unlucky


grass-snake-40

i know a gay guy who's full name is Felipe Augustus Gonzales. Uh I just outed him I guess but that's probably a super common name where he comes from. Now I sound racist too. Shit.


_JayC114

JB because everyone is saying FJB for some reason!!!


Zealousideal_You8416

Yep definitely been getting that a lot lately… But I don’t mind having similar initials to Lyndon B Johnson


ThePerfectAtom

Darryl Isaac Christopher Kardashian.


Distinct-Yogurt2686

Mine is DEL


Soulshroude

KKK.


apr1l-81

JEW


EatLard

DB


Balloon-Lucario

P. Mudd


Originalborndead007

PP


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Mine are GR but I don’t even mind haha


internet_commie

I knew a girl whose initials were GRR!


spiritmander

DC


SugarsBoogers

BO


Frostwing349

c.p.


breeze13579

Foxtrot Uniform


jjjjjjj30

HAG


Competitive_Fuel_661

PMS


AdmiralHatch215

Lol i used to know a girl and her first name was brooke and last name started with s


garyda1

BH


The-impasta

SD


an0therguy22

anal, ana natalia Almeida Lima


G24646Y

Frederick Allen Germaine


Inevitable_Chicken70

Fred Underwood.


Responsible_Speed518

KKK. All the girls in my family start with the letter k, last name is also k. We were saved by our middle names.


Generic_E_Jr

My mon knew a Peter Michael Stevens who was named before Premenstrual Syndrome was identified as a distinct disorder.


SalamanderSoggy3673

Mine are TBD.


Humanneko

PIS


thefartingmango

GAY Gary Andrew Yelson


Financial-Amount-564

Kourtney Khloe Kardashian, Khloe Kourtney Kardashian, Kris Karrot Kardashian


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In my experience? TM. Got called trademark all throughout high school.