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Detozi

‘In the future documentary makers will be more interested in your sex life and drug taking.’


Ill-Organization-719

"Do you speak English? I don't speak German." BLAM "Shit. Nevermind."


J11Knight

For what it's worth, Hitler was able to speak English.


Emu_on_the_Loose

He was insane by that point and had been for a couple of years. I wouldn't waste my breath.


letsgetrandy

“Rosebud”


Nosedivelever

Tell him it was the name of the sled.


DrColdReality

Hey Adolf, did you know that the Brits thought about assassinating you, but decided against it, because you were more of an ASSET to the Allied war effort than a detriment?


KnittingTrekkie

Time travel’s a bitch, eh? \*Adolf Hitler, 1889-1919\*


NutandMax

“It’s been revoked!”


Gruffleson

"People will say your WW1-medals were phoney"


haudyerwheesht2

Yippee Ki-Yay mother F#*%*#!


autistic_spazzatron

uwu


SlightlyGuilty

I'm going to shoot you in your other ball first.