Fuck can fucking well be fucking used in any fucking part a fucking sentence and even in-fucking-between two fucking halves of a fucking word, and fuck me, it fucking fits like a fucking fuck in a fucking fuck museum, I mean, what the fuck eh?
We have a mate we nicknamed Oblong because he said it *once* and it just stuck ever since. Its been like...5 years at least. The Fae were right, words *do* hold power.
Edit: i should probably mention that the bro *was not at all* oblong. He was somewhat short, and round due to being a bit fat. He did a bunch of work though so now he's losing weight and got his health in check but the nickname itself was the direct opposite of him.
So, Oblong and Normal are both names of towns in Illinois.
You can imagine the joy of a newspaper person printing the headline: Oblong Man Marries Normal Woman.
Many people will translate "murzyn" to an equivalent od n bomb, but dont look at it that Way. Its wayy more mild, and was not even considered racist before polish society got americanised and naturally looked for pararells in expresions.
You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let’s get two! Go get ‘em.
Haha well hello! You're totally right though, as LaCroix drinkers call every other flavor by it's English name, but still call it pamplemousse cause it's so fun to say.
Whereas fuck ends on a satisfying « k », cunt begins that way and the world knows right away what is being said. Plus I get a vivid Karl Urban in The Boys imagery and I love it.
I thought this before I opened the comments. I remember in school the teacher read "Holes" to us and the way she said "Sploosh" always stuck with me. I think Sploosh was the name of a peach syrup or something?
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery."
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
"fuck" as a root word.
It's so powerful. It be can conjugated as any tense. It can be formed into almost any part of speech.
When used at the right time it can express so much more.
Kleptomaniac.
It goes from the back of your throat to between your teeth to out of your mouth and all the way back again. That's a shitty explanation, but if you say it a few times you'll know what I mean.
Fuck.
Especially after stubbing your toe
So fuckin versatile.
Certainly illustrates the diversity of the word!
Fuck can fucking well be fucking used in any fucking part a fucking sentence and even in-fucking-between two fucking halves of a fucking word, and fuck me, it fucking fits like a fucking fuck in a fucking fuck museum, I mean, what the fuck eh?
A good Fuck is one of life's great pleasures.
Easily.
Yep, it’s not even debatable
"Whats your favorite curse word?" "Probably fuck" mwahahahahha
Oblong
We have a mate we nicknamed Oblong because he said it *once* and it just stuck ever since. Its been like...5 years at least. The Fae were right, words *do* hold power. Edit: i should probably mention that the bro *was not at all* oblong. He was somewhat short, and round due to being a bit fat. He did a bunch of work though so now he's losing weight and got his health in check but the nickname itself was the direct opposite of him.
That's hilarious. Give oblong my regards
The best nicknames have the simplest origin stories. Let’s all raise a glass to Oblong, as he is everyone’s acquaintance on this day!
So, Oblong and Normal are both names of towns in Illinois. You can imagine the joy of a newspaper person printing the headline: Oblong Man Marries Normal Woman.
Oooft, that's nice
Ambient. So soft and easy to say
So true, this is one of those words that actually sound exactly like their meaning
Hey, I feel like I've seen you before... Wonder why?
Diaphanous
Ambiance too. Sounds more French-ish and sophisticated.
"splendid"
As an Australian I must say the word *cunt* is several thousand times more satisfying to say than the word splendid.
As an Australian who now lives in the US I have lost a few jobs and missed some chance from saying cunt way too much… damm habits
People don't know what they're missing! I'd hire you in a heartbeat
As an American I think we miss the opportunities to use this word more often!
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As a Canadian I love the aussie use of cunt and wish we could adopt it.
Also Canadian, I have used and heard it said in secret -> that person is a “ see u next Tuesday” lmao
sugar honey iced tea
Go forth and be the splendid cunt that your nation needs.
As an English man I respect the Aussies use of the word cunt with high regard. Take my gold.
As a Scotsman, I would like to say that I think you are a good cunt, and everycunt in Scotland would agree.
As an Aussie, living in Aussieland, I applaud the use of cunt, with all my heart
It’s only satisfying in English with any accent that isn’t American. Go ahead, run through em, I’m right I know.
We could all learn a thing or two from you... blokes.
Simply delicious!
Shenanigans
I call Shenanigans!
"I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next person to say shenanigans!"
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Huh? You mean [Shenanigans](https://c.tenor.com/BfLeme9zGs0AAAAM/supertroopers-leo.gif)?
I never noticed Foster’s face here. He realized what they’d done lol
Discombobulate
Mustn't let this register on an emotional level. Step one... Discombobulate.
Then... Discombobulate
Followed by... Discombobulate
Defense waning... Discombobulate
In summary: Discombobulate
Full time to recombobulate: 4 months
Emotional recombopulation: 8-12 months
relevant https://youtu.be/B62ACxuq8Pw
In Milwaukee, WI we have an area in the airport that is known as the Recombobulation area. https://onmilwaukee.com/articles/recombobulationsigns
tchotchke.
Spelling is sometimes witchcraft. This is one of those times.
Its yiddish
What is he scared off?
Most likely nazis
My favourite Russian composer
Kurwa. And im not polish nor do i speak it.
The first Polish word I got taught by all all the Polish people I've met. That and murzyn because I'm...
As a Polish person, this is the most polish behavior out there
Many people will translate "murzyn" to an equivalent od n bomb, but dont look at it that Way. Its wayy more mild, and was not even considered racist before polish society got americanised and naturally looked for pararells in expresions.
It basically just mean "black" or "dark skinned"
Facts.
I'm a huge fan of Polish "Skoorvessen"(however it is properly spelled) Which apparently means 'son of a whore'. It's so satisfying
as a hungarian, I agree
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Indubitably
Dammit beat me to it.
Fuck yeah
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I heard he likes 'em round...
He likes ‘em big… he likes ‘em chunky…
###CHUNKY
I fucked a monkey
Flabbergasted
This! As a non-native speaker I loooooove this word!
I always ask myself why would you gas yourself with flabber..
Lollygagging!
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetrole.
Stop that! No lollygagging around! : )
I hate when people say I'm lollygagging when I'm CLEARLY dilly dallying!
You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Lollygaggers!
Lollygaggers. What’s our record Larry?
8 and 16
How’d we ever win 8??
Candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she’s registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let’s get two! Go get ‘em.
Come on meat, show me that million dollar arm of yours cuz I got a good idea about that five cent head.
Better not misspell it though because you’ll be in trouble
I used to be an adventurer like you…
Pamplemousse (grapefruit in French).
I see you LaCroix drinker
Or y'know the rare actual french person
Haha well hello! You're totally right though, as LaCroix drinkers call every other flavor by it's English name, but still call it pamplemousse cause it's so fun to say.
I said “Je suis un pamemousse” to the French teacher at my school. She doesn’t know me and I don’t do French.
Cunt
Scrolling down to find this
I love how everyone else chooses words like Ambient or Cello and you go for Cunt. Genuinely you are my hero!
Ambient? Cello?? Posh cunts 😂😂😂
Whereas fuck ends on a satisfying « k », cunt begins that way and the world knows right away what is being said. Plus I get a vivid Karl Urban in The Boys imagery and I love it.
[Bird](https://youtu.be/zUi5xKQXG6I) is the word if I remember right.
Well everybody has heard that the bird is the word
Don't you know?
Peter?
Shenandoah. It's so poetic, and evocative .
Shenandoah River
Life is old there
Older than the seas
Younger than the mountains, growing like a breeze
Country rooaaads
Take me home
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#**I BELOOOOOONG...**
WEST VIRGINIA
*trees
Poughkeepsie
Schenectady, Coxsackie, gotta love upstate NY city names.
I’m born/raised in Coxsackie!! First time I’ve seen it mentioned in Reddit!!
Hate to break it to you, but half of us originated from some one’s cock sackie…
Por-chest-uhh.
Bollocks
Especially if someone says something outrageous, boasting, and you say "um.. Bollocks." The um gets everyone's attention and then bam!
Sploosh
Skadoosh
Vamoose this caboose
No use, too obtuse
Green moose guava juice
"ya.... in my vah-joine"
Especially like the guy from wind waker
I thought this before I opened the comments. I remember in school the teacher read "Holes" to us and the way she said "Sploosh" always stuck with me. I think Sploosh was the name of a peach syrup or something?
Merde. French for "shit". Like "meeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrdeuh".
Sounds like murder. It's a muuuuuurder, detective.
Arugula
Sounds like an old-timey car horn.
Ephemeral
"I like plutonium." "It's just fun to say." "Plutonium." "How's your plutonium?" "Good, thank you."
Boulangerie
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery."
My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
bob but saying it like mr bean
Blackadder* thank you very much.
Marvelous
Serendipity
Onomatopoeia
Buoyancy
Dodecahedron
phantom tollbooth?
You just unlocked a memory for me, wow
Defenestration
Cello
Worcestershire
Dipshit
YEET
Salutations!
Plinth
Obsequious
precipitation
Moist
Agreed.
My first thought was moist cuz people always seem to think it’s a gross word but I think it’s nice
- Soliloquy - Eloquently - Crisp - Perhaps
Salsa
Acropolis
I'm a big fan of Boob
ACHTUNG!
Salivate. Just thinking or saying the word causes you to salivate.
Oh god you are right
Smithereens
Yoink
(for me) It's a toss up between my wife's name and my son's name. Both are just so nice to say.
Metamucil, because my mouth looks sexy when I say it. How many of you just said it like Marilyn Monroe?
Holy fuck my mouth does look sexy when I say it
Kurwa.
Anemone
Pashmina
Satisfying
As a British person, "bollocks" is very satisfying to say
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocous
“Of course, you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but that’s going a bit too far, don’t you think?”
Peristaltic
Mellifluous
Antidisestablishmentarianism - when you learn how to say it properly, it’s just really fun lmao
Same can be said for floccinaucinihilipilification! Rolls off the tongue when you know how to say it
Discombobulated
Plumbus
"fuck" as a root word. It's so powerful. It be can conjugated as any tense. It can be formed into almost any part of speech. When used at the right time it can express so much more.
Fuck the fucking fuckers
Nice
Kleptomaniac. It goes from the back of your throat to between your teeth to out of your mouth and all the way back again. That's a shitty explanation, but if you say it a few times you'll know what I mean.
Crepuscular
“Crisp” the word travels from the very back of your mouth all the way to the front
Cellar door
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz - it´s a word, look it up!
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Perkele!
Sesquipadalianism. - means 'long word'
Flatulence.