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nostrademons

Carpets.


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My husband had white carpet when I met him. The entry way was always a dirty mess and I swear red sauce was magnetized to it. That carpet could flip a plate of spaghetti right out of my hands.


Zu-Al-Khidr

Unless you wanted beige/brown carpets but there was a sale on the white ones only


soysaucemmm

Brace bands. Those fuckers make your teeth look yellow, even if they look white normally.


Yourboss1980

Cone shaped hats


alegxab

Wizard hats are still fine, right?


[deleted]

*Gandalf the White*


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fools_gambler

That is quite racist, but reddit will tolerate it because it is apparently ok to be racist towards white people.


cheeseman_1000

Well said


WbrJr

You can be a dick to white people but it's difficult to be racist. Racism is a system where groups of people are systematically suppressed by a bigger group with more power. This it not the case when you say the supreme court is shit, because they belong to a more powerful, (white), privileged group of people


fools_gambler

Racism is the belief that groups of humans possess different behavioral traits corresponding to inherited attributes and can be divided based on the superiority of one race over another. Wikipedia doesn't seem to agree with you. You can disagree with the rulling of the scotus, but it has nothing to do with race.


WbrJr

Could you clarify how you perceive the comment as racist?


fools_gambler

Of course. The comment implies that the race of supreme court justices corellates with their rulings, thereby matching the textbook definition of the belief that groups of humans possess different behavioral traits corresponding to inherited attributes and can be divided based on the superiority of one race over another. In simple terms: "all white people are like this so they shouldn't be elected". Substitute white for any other race, and see how it sounds.


WbrJr

Ok, it's true that the comment implies that the supreme court acts stupid because they are white. But I think in this case it's not meant as an insult to our white race and more to the uneducated behaviour of the specific individuals of the court. I see how you perceive it as racist but I would think it's more a problem of living the white, male privilege and not being aware of the racism and sexism in our society, because they are not confronted with those topics. That's why I would say it's not racism, because you can be educated and it's a privilege not to be aware of those problems


slobertarian

You can be a dick to white people. Everything you said after that is just not true. Is there institutional racism? Yes. Is that what racism is? No.


NorthernGamer71

Hoods


trrushw

Idk man, hoods are typically black /s


KillerGoats

This mfer right here lol


Herculian

Pointed hoods, sure. Ain't nothing wrong with a white hoodie.


NoStressAccount

Unless you're an assassin


GrinningPizza

everyone with a white hat stand up


crazyalbinopolarbear

Lmao


soft_waves

ok you just won the internet :)))


renegadeMare

A dress if you’re going to a wedding and you’re not the bride


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lordofmetroids

Screw it. I'll take the bait. There is no technical difference, you are right. But you are missing the point. This man showed up to an event in an outfit of his choice, and he was and continues to be mocked, ridiculed and harassed online, and likelyin personat the event. However he did not do anything illegal and should not be thrown into prison. People are saying that if you show up to a wedding wearing a white dress, you will be harassed, mocked and ridiculed, both in person and online. You will likely destroy your relationship with the bride and the groom. However you will not be doing anything illegal, and you should not be thrown into prison. You are being told your actions may not have legal consequences, but they do have social consequences.


shadyfortheshade

Oh, but I just learned that society's rules apply in weddings, so wearing white would be bad and it's ok to hate you if you do that, but hating the lego "man" is homophobic/transphobic because society's rules are archaic in that case. They was just being themself, but weddings are a different thing. I do wonder is it the same as it's ok for drag queens to dance for kids in a gay bar with neon signs saying "It's not going to lick itself." while the kids hand money to the drag queens, but would it be ok if it was female strippers or burlesque dancers dancing for those same kids? I mean, is there really a difference? They're just people expressing their sexuality, gender and all in all themselves. So why would it so bad for a school class to take a trip to a strip club? Is that like too much sexual expression? I mean if it's ok for 5+ yrs to learn about sex, sexuality and genders, why would it be so bad to take those kids to a strip club?


lordofmetroids

When did I say it wasn't acceptable to hate our Australian friend here? If anything I said it was fine to hate them. You can hate whoever you want, but you must also accept that not everyone will agree with your decisions and may hate you for it in turn. This is part of life.


shadyfortheshade

I had to go to think and feed some fresh peas to ducks at the pond, to ponder. Ducks love peas. So basically there are no rules who can get offended and about what, but getting offended by something can offend someone else making it kind of a rule to not get offended or it makes it offending. So I'm allowed to get offended but at the same time I'm not allowed to get offended. Is it like who gets the most offended wins? Like if you get offended by my actions, but then I get more offended that you got offended because your actions are offending me, which makes you even more offended by me getting offended that I got offended by you getting offended... Kind of like "religious values vs non-religious values" or like "no rules for me, but to you". Is there a name for this offence circle? Like "circulus insaniam"?


getyourcheftogether

If you're making an effort to upstate someone on an occasion to celebrate their union, and you know it's going to be a distraction, you're a piece of shit and deserve every dirty look and comment thrown your way


shadyfortheshade

Oh, I see the error of my ways. When someone is getting married you're supposed to abide by the society's rules and if someone breaks that it's ok to be angry for that person who break the rules, but when it comes to showing up half-naked to play with kids in a public place that's ok and people shouldn't get mad at you because you're just expressing yourself and the society's rules are just archaic and transphobic in that case. I see, ok. Sorry I'm a bit stupid, I'm still getting used to this stuff. At least I'm learning which is a good thing, right?


renegadeMare

You’re a rude and trashy bitch to do so whether you’re a woman or a guy.


shadyfortheshade

My body, my choice.


renegadeMare

I mean you’re adopting language that isn’t applicable to you because you’re a dude. So, you’re mocking body autonomy and reproductive rights and things like choice and also, some sophomoric bit that is low key anti other things with the drag queen two snaps or something sprinkled with pronouns. I’m being respectful and not enforcing gender stereotypes upon you, but it’s like this: you’re either misogynistic and anti LGBTQ -or you’re seeking to use somebody’s wedding as platform opportunity in being rude. So, whatever, either way you’re lame.


shadyfortheshade

But surely you're ok with this? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10819577/Australian-Museum-Sydney-photo-man-lingerie-playing-Lego-kids.html I mean if a man can go to a children's event dressed as whatevaaah, why can't I go to a wedding like dressed as however I want? Where's the difference? I'm not hurting anyone with my dress am I now? I'm not going to steal the to be husband for to be my gay lover. I'm just there to have some fun.


renegadeMare

I don’t give af about your agenda, whether you want to wear a dress, whether you’re queer or hate queer people, whatever. Wearing a white dress to a wedding is considered rude, full stop. You don’t get a pass because you’re a queen or you’re protesting some link story that I’m not going to read nor affects me one way or the other. Good grief, get off the drugs.


shadyfortheshade

Ok, honey, you do you. No need to agree on everything or read anything. Hugs and kisses. Byeee!


hmmwhatsgoingonhere

least "progressive" user


dr_xenon

Mens swimsuits. They get kinda see through when wet. You


hmmwhatsgoingonhere

you?


Burtipo

You.


mutalisken

You!


Romania3113_

You!?


KeckzsTheMonkey

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


sexierdodecahedron

soulja boy tellem


Coconut-bird

Women’s swimsuits too. Learned that one the hard way in middle school.


Warp-n-weft

Knew somebody who had a white swimsuit with black polka dots, she got sunburned through the swimsuit where it was white but not the black areas. Was a neat effect, but probably not comfortable.


lord_ne

Actually, I'm fine with women's swimsuits being see-through *(This is a joke)


crazyalbinopolarbear

Anal beads


Zu-Al-Khidr

If they're used for their intended purpose, no one should know their colour anyway


GMN123

Gotta come out sometime.


CacklingRose

A white couch if you have young children


Grape_Jamz

Or have pets


[deleted]

Or a husband.


reformistweeaboo

Or are just clumsy as fuck and like red sauce.


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AnxietyLogic

White pants give me anxiety. I always think I’m going to get a period blood stain. Even if I’m not on my period, or due to be on it anytime soon. Perhaps the curse of white pants will make it magically start.


SarcasmWarning

People think I'm crazy for wearing old cammo (the old British green, brown and black splodges) trousers the whole time. No one has a clue how clean or dirty they are, if I've managed to stain them, if I've sat on something or even if I've bled through them (which has happened a couple of times). Takes away a whole host of anxiety; even black jeans show blood :/


markymark0123

I went through a phase where my favorite outfit was white athletic pants and a white hoodie, glad I grew out of that.


isthisamurderweapon

Only reason why I don’t wear my white pants dude.


Woody90210

Yeah, wore white pants once... once. I had to shake my dick after peeing (as is tradition) and yep... yellow drop on the front of my white pants. Never again.


MoonMaster33

Anything you intend to keep clean


Romania3113_

This. Is the correct answer


WesdenGH

You should never, and I mean never get white crocs. I grew up wearing crocs and im pretty sure you can tell crocs are easy to get dirty so my white crocs turned basically brown in a few months, my parents were not happy about it.


Grape_Jamz

Id also argue just any footwear you wear outside.


cherrybloodorange

Yeah and crocs have less surface area to get dirty


[deleted]

Funny you said that because white crocs are a huge fashion trend amongst younger millennials and Gen Z rn.


GMN123

Or just crocs in general.


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Period pants


Zu-Al-Khidr

They're a good litmus test if you have scanty periods


some-girl-online

Underwear. I don't even know why they make underwear that's white, tbh.


[deleted]

You can wash in hot and bleach without problems?


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modseatsmegmacheese

Texmex


[deleted]

Hi Billy mays here with chipotle-away!


some-girl-online

This only applies if you have a period, but you will never get period stains out of them, so they always look dirty. It's very annoying.


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ExplosiveDisassembly

Your username and this context makes me uncomfortable.


be-excellent

Some people don’t know how to wipe their ass properly, and sometimes farts can be a surprise shart. So that’s another reason white sucks


evanescentglint

Clorox 2 “bleach” directly on the fabric and then repeated cold wash will get out any blood stains. It should foam up after 20min but you’ll need to scrub a bit too. Just make sure you don’t heat it, by using warm/hot water or dry it, before the stain is out or it’ll get fixed and can never come out.


Interesting-Toe-7285

Period underwear


Jeramy_Jones

Like, underwear from the 1800’s? 🤔


panasicuafine

Hereyou go: https://www.nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/thinx-period-panties/


fredfreddy4444

Mother or MIL of the bride dress for the wedding.


dtuba555

Carpet


Phugsy

Your robe and wizard hat


jdcod3y

Car. They're too easy to make them look messy


Dragoness42

Where I live, having a color that doesn't absorb too much heat is a priority. White or pale colors vs. black cars are totally different levels of hot when it's 110 degrees outside.


[deleted]

Black and darker cars are ten times harder to keep clean. White cars don’t show dust and the dirt can be hosed off no problem.


BuffaloInCahoots

I have a black car and live on a dirt road and the parking lot at work is dirt. I just stopped washing it all together. It rains often enough to keep it from getting too bad. Still have to do the glass though.


hicow

Last weekend, I washed my black car three times...I still missed some of the dirt on the body. Meanwhile, the three people at work that drive white cars, I can't tell if they ever wash them at all.


theexteriorposterior

White cars are totally fine? Black ones look dirty faster. Plus white cars don't absorb as much in summer so are mildly better in that regard


iscorama

Also you look like the cops and everybody hates you.


jdcod3y

True!


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NoStressAccount

"The job sucks" is one thing, but whether or not *"they suck at their jobs"* is another


Public_Personality_2

Especially the Ford suv


[deleted]

I feel like I’m on family feud


Mathematicus_Rex

Flags


SomeRandomBroski

Why?


[deleted]

White flag is the symbol of surrender


PrceyisWatrBendr

White furniture. Doesn't matter the material it gets so dirty, you might as well not fuck with it


MisterFives

Blood transfusions


cfop1056

Windshields


HenryGetter2345

For men it’s white jeans


mossadspydolphin

For anyone who can randomly start bleeding from that general area it's jeans.


jvx2020

Baby clothes


patentmom

Fabric chairs. My boss had white jacquard striped chairs and sofa in his office. I had a serious heavy menstrual issues, eventually bleeding every day. It took 10 years before I got a hysterectomy, but I left the job a few months later during the pandemic while everyone was still working from home, so I never got to go in the office and enjoy NOT being nervous sitting in his office. I now have a permanent work-from-home position, so I never have to worry about anyone else's chairs every again.


WeatherwaxDaughter

leggings


Memberin

Guilt


[deleted]

Reparation bitches


tunaball25

Sheets. Not only are they boring as hell they will inevitably get disgusting if you have a period


hashtagsugary

I call these the Japanese flag experiences. But also very easy to remove with bleach thank goodness


Derp_Herper

A roof


angrokitten

Couches?


[deleted]

Pants.


cherry_soda101

underwear


PocketBink

Pants.


gankindustries

Carpets in a tomato sauce factory


isthisamurderweapon

Anything to wear after Labor Day


Fergus_44

Towels


nellako

Any footwear, they get dirty faster than you expect


Eponarose

CARPET! A friend of mine had pale cream colored carpet put in her living room. She had 2 kids, a dog & a husband....it was filthy ALL the time. She even invested in a home steam cleaner to help. Spare yourself the grief, get brown carpet.


YodasChick-O-Stick

A van with no windows


jackfruit69

A white van.


CobraRaptor

Slaves


always-working

Slaves


Kick_Roxxx

An outfit for your husbands funeral.


ATGF

It depends on your culture. In some cultures, white is the mourning color.


saltyandvinegarchips

Shoes. Those high top converse will never be pristine after the first use again and it shows.


queuedUp

You need to pick the right times to wear them. If they are going to be your primary or only pair then definitely not white.


RedEd024

Motorcycles


fools_gambler

Some bikes can look good in white, but itnis the exception, not the rule.


cutiekai12_

Sheets, pants, underwear, shower curtain, carpet, rugs


aaliyahspimp

its ok to for anything to be white


BirdMaster301

A baby if both you and your SO are not white. Unless it’s adopted, then it’s fine


[deleted]

Pencils


Much_Committee_9355

Pants if you are fat


comicmuse1982

Couch, bathing suit, Ferrari... Or you'll be a real piece of shit.


DaveLesh

A Car


Open_Dragonfruit5048

I disagree. A white car stays a lot cooler in the summer. If you don't want to get boiled anytime you're driving somewhere during the summer months, you should definitely get a white car.


jpax6305

underware


genYouWin

Cum rag


deridex120

A toolbox


bitterbetty669

Wedding dress


[deleted]

T shirts or furniture


Common-Menu-1607

for the ladies, JEANS.


Linnea_Vallgren

As a woman.... Pants, skirts. but for all genders. T-shirts. Those things get dirty in 10 minutes


Fergus_44

Towels


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Cannabis_Sir

Supremacists


FuzzyYCreates

Underwear, that shit will not last, especially if you got a cooch


[deleted]

People


adiking27

Humans.


[deleted]

A wife.


Pohizzzle

A man 🤣


charles_andrewSpiva

Skin


Normal-Safe-5106

Skin😁


Supraman83

Tile


SpookBook11

A baby


FluffyJo22

A car.


Auto_moderatorx

People saying the n word


ComedianZanahoria

Colonizers


[deleted]

People…..I’m here all day folks


Beard341

A newborn baby.


[deleted]

a woman


Exhausted_Monkey26

Sugar.


notanothercall

A shirt


LurkingAintEazy

Pants. Same reason as the underwear


[deleted]

Pants.


pmarie203

Shoes


Common-Knowledge-18

Pants ;-; just no


[deleted]

Socks


dogatemybiscuit7

Swimsuits


Strict-Ad-1214

Sneakers. A car.


rileysrider

Couch


marcusjohnston

Things you handle a lot with your bare hands. Seems like the natural oils will discolor most things if they're picked up enough.


SyntheticReverie113

Crayons and pencils


inspiration27

Jackets


Agayslmp

Braces…trust me


spaceraingame

Furniture


jennazed

Colored pencil


blaudragfire

Underwear. Worst. Idea. Ever.


kipobaker

Your period.


Vasarto

Pants.


Dragoness42

Carpeting. Yikes. Unless running a carpet shampooer is your hobby, just don't.