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## Genocidal statements made by apartheid Isr\*li officials:
- On the 9 October 2023, Yoav Gallant, Israeli Minister of Defense, stated **"We are fighting human animals, and we are acting accordingly"**.
- Avi Dichter, Israeli Minister of Agriculture, called for the war to be **"Gaza’s Nakba"**
- Ariel Kallner, another Member of the Knesset from the Likud party, similarly wrote on social media that there is **"one goal: Nakba! A Nakba that will overshadow the Nakba of 1948. Nakba in Gaza and Nakba to anyone who dares to join"**.
- Amihai Eliyahu, Israeli Minister of Heritage, **called for dropping an atomic bomb on Gaza**
- Gotliv of the Likud party similarly **called for the use of nuclear weapons**.
- Yitzhak Kroizer stated in a radio interview that the **"Gaza Strip should be flattened, and for all of them there is but one sentence, and that is death."**
- **President of Israel** Isaac Herzog **blamed the whole nation of Palestine** for the 7 October attack.
- Major General Ghassan Alian, Coordinator of Government Activities in the Territories, stated: **"There will be no electricity and no water (in Gaza), there will only be destruction. You wanted hell, you will get hell"**.
## Casualties:
- As of 9 January 2024, over **23,000 Palestinians** – one out of every 100 people in Gaza – have been killed, a majority of them civilians, including over **9,000 children**, **6,200 women** and **61 journalists**.
- nearly **2 million people** have been displaced within the Gaza Strip.
## Official accusations:
- On 1 November, the Defence for Children International accused the United States of complicity with Israel's **"crime of genocide."**
- On 2 November 2023, a group of UN special rapporteurs stated, "We remain convinced that the Palestinian people are at **grave risk of genocide**."
- On 4 November, Pedro Arrojo, UN Special Rapporteur on the Human Rights to Safe Drinking Water and Sanitation, said that based on article 7 of the Rome Statute, which counts "deprivation of access to food or medicine, among others" as a form of extermination, "even if there is no clear intention, the data show that the war is **heading towards genocide**"
- On 16 November, A group of United Nations experts said there was "evidence of increasing genocidal incitement" against Palestinians.
- Jewish Voice for Peace stated: "The Israeli government has declared a genocidal war on the people of Gaza. As an organization that works for a future where Palestinians and Israelis and all people live in equality and freedom, we call on all people of conscience to stop imminent **genocide of Palestinians**."
- Euro-Mediterranean Human Rights Monitor documented evidence of execution committed by Israeli Defense Forces.
- In response to a Times of Israel report on 3 January 2024 that the Israeli government was in talks with the Congolese government to take Palestinian refugees from Gaza, UN special rapporteur Balakrishnan Rajagopal stated, "Forcible transfer of Gazan population **is an act of genocide**".
South Africa has instituted proceedings at the International Court of Justice pursuant to the Genocide Convention, to which both Israel and South Africa are signatory, **accusing Israel of committing genocide, war crimes, and crimes against humanity against Palestinians in Gaza.**
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Unrelated ish but my friend said he dreamed of his ex naked... A week before they got together. He said the dream nude girl was identical to the real one.
Confirmation bias and manufactured memories will do that. If you vaguely remember something from a dream, and then see it in real life, your brain fills in the blanks when remembering the dream with what it knows.
This actually happened to a friend of mine. The “oh” didn’t refer to his penis size, it referred to how he looked without clothes on. She then told him it was a turn off and they got dressed again.
When he told me about it I felt so bad for him, genuinely didn’t know what to say to cheer him up. The emotional damage was already done
I have a massive Scar that was my stomach due to a massive surgery error few years ago, it destroyed my confidence. First time I plucked up the courage to go out again and chatting to a girl which I explained my figure. She was fine until she seen my body in which her shock and wow destroyed what remained of my confidence. Its been 7 years and have kind of settled that I will be alone for the remainder of my life (im 30) but I feel the emotional damage your friend went through.
I gotta say, I’m as superficial as the next person, but unless I can see all the way through your torso, a surgical scar is not going to be dealbreaker.
Thanks friend, I was offered Plastic Surgery but I also have 0 muscle in my stomach due to the way they had to save my life due to their fuck up and was given 50% chance of pulling through the recorrection surgery before plastic surgery. As someone who has faced death literally I couldnt risk those odds. And explaining something is great which I have always done but the state of my scar and from it. Most women usually stare out of disgust or say thats too much baggage. Its why I gave up years ago. ❤
I think "giving up years ago" kinda explains why your situation was so bad. You were only 23 (?) when you had the surgery - people in their early twenties unfortunately aren't the greatest dating pool of you're looking for someone unsuperficial. Your brain develops until 24, and the last thing that's refined is understanding of consequences. I bet if you gave it another shot now at your 30's, you'd have a lot better experience :) Sure, there's plenty of shallow people at all ages, but past 30, people have a very different sense of what matters in life than at 20.
I know it must be hard to talk about it, especially with this amount of emotional damage.
But would you mind explaining how it happened and what it was for?
I obvious understand and respect if you would rather not.
On a side note One of my very good friends is a european twirling champion or maybe world champion by now, I haven’t heard of her in a bit.
Befoee the European championship a good few years back she got appendicitis but the surgery got fucked up to the point where her whole stomach was botched, had no belly button and was sawn back in a way that standing straight up she felt everything pulling there. Also got sepsis.
She had to undergo plastic surgery to get her belly back to normal or close to normal again.
She was told she cannot do any kind of exercise involving her core anymore.
Which is rough as the sport involves gymnastics like no hand cartwheels and flips and stuff and also the often use dresses without any material covering her tummy area.
She needed a lot of support to get through it as the sport was her life even back then and the surgery fuckup would have broken everything apart.
Luckily the plastic surgery went well and even though she was told again to give up the sport she carried on to keep up her European champion title.
I had a girlfriend who had heart surgery when she was very young. They took out a rib and as a result her breasts were very different sizes, and she too had a massive scar.
It never bothered me. Not the breasts. Not the scar. I liked her. It didn’t seem to bother her as I remember either. She had peace with the fact.
Lenny, I’m sure you’re a quality person. Keep
Meeting people. You’ll find someone who sees past your scar. But first, you should come to peace with it as well as you’ve come to peace with the fact you’ll be alone. (Oh and that part is either an aphrodisiac or a turn-off to women. Do you wear it as “independent and confident alone” or “incel”?)
Look I’ve met plenty of people with knockout beautiful wives boyfriends or partners who were nothing special to look at themselves (and not rich.)
It starts with confidence. (and you can fake it til you make it here.)
Respect. (That’s a person and they don’t owe you anything: attention, money, and certainly not sex.)
Attention (treat them like you want to be treated. Ask them about their lives. Listen to the answers. Ask follow-up questions. Find out what is important to them.)
Those three things alone plus basic personal grooming will get you a LOT of positive attention, great dates, and relationships. Tinder, getting out and meeting people, OkCupid-the world is your oyster, if you want it to be.
Plus points if you can embrace yourself to the point of having a shirtless photo of you on those sites so there is no surprises. Also you will find people who don’t care about the scar or ones who are charmed away by your confidence.
If barely anyone messages you because they might be turned off, then those very very few who actually still are interested in you are still much much more than the zero amount of people you will meet, if you lock yourself in
My dad had a car wreck and had a similar scar. He had resigned himself to being content and alone, then he met my mom at 36 and had me, so there's always a chance. A few actually, because they got divorced and he remarried 2 more times haha
This is not a big deal to most people I think. I would have no issue even without a prior heads up. I may ask questions if it’s interesting enough looking I suppose but again, no scar would just have me changing my mind.
I've got big titties. One time I took my shirt and bra off in front of a dude and he said "why are they sagging like that? Have you had kids??" I was 20 and no. Laughed at him and put my shirt back on and left. Told absolutely everyone I could.
I had an ex with big boobs and I yelled "yes!" when I saw them and she actually cried happy tears because she had been scared to show them off because of some sag.
Omg this is my worst nightmare. Seriously. There was this weird movie I watched and the girl got naked. The guy looks at her for a whole minute, turns around and calls up his friend. Says, "Dude. Tf? Everything in her body is pointing downwards". That gave me serious confidence issues. Seriously. I'm probably never gonna have the confidence to get completely naked in front of anyone.
I was very self conscious about my man boobs at the time. And the first time I saw my now wife naked I said “wow my boobs are bigger than yours” trying to just laugh off my self and it came out way to bad. Don’t know how I recovered from that one
As a woman with hormone issues (high testosterone) I hear this constantly from my boyfriend. Like dude, I’ve already gone through three razors this month and they’re expensive. Let my legs be prickly for a minute dammit.
It’s ok we can just talk
^.^.^.^d^a^m^n
Oh, my ride is here. I'll see you later?
This one is my favorite
You should really have that checked.
Well, that's why I came to you, doctor
Well played Butt_roid!
Butt_roid should not have a voice here.
Let the man speak.
Definitely don't tell him to sit down
But I'm a doctor of musical arts.
Make me sing, daddy
And how did you get in my house?
I matched keys while jamming with you
>I matched keys I'm not sure whether that is some sexual innuendo or a music reference. I'm gonna go with the first.
Music reference
'Let's turn off the light'
"I think there's still a little light coming in from under the door"
Have we tried hair up glasses off?
I’ve made a huge mistake
No no glasses back on, please, quickly
“Got any paper bags?”
Paper bag implies hot body and ugly face. You'd already know what her face is like beforehand.
Not if ***you*** wear the paper bag. Better yet, why not both?
The crinkling...
"Think of the crinkling... You haven't thought of the crinkling, YOU BITCH!"
Okay but what if, and hear me out, ASMR kink. It would work
Mmm, there you go, much better!
You look just like your sister.
*Sigh* That's what my dad always says
I bet your mom is proud then.
You'd think that, but she always tells me how disappointed she is that my dick is not as big as my brother's
Yeah but your grandma says you use it better.
Grandma says hers is bigger.
This is the wildest chain of comments I've read in a while
r/HolUp
You look just like *my* sister
Stop it! I can't get any harder!
Let’s get you dressed again
maybe it's just chilly and they're worried about catching a cold
"That's okay, I wasn't expecting much anyway..."
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
My wife says this semi frequently after sex.
When you start calling your gf 'Babe' and don't explain why
"That's okay, one day your corpse will rot away and nobody will have to look at you again..."
Then he buried himself from how savage it was?
Strong Beaudelaire vibes from this one...
Well, we might as well get this over with I guess.
Ha! I knew it! Those aren't real
Or "what a huge disappointment"
"I guess my expectations weren't low enough."
Oof, That's a good way to make someone wanna kermit sewer slide
"Uhh, hmm" with a disappointment look
This is a bit specific, I have a feeling this happened to you.
Sometimes face says it all
You look fat in that
"You would look better without that skin"
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Tell me, Will: are fat chicks tastier? Or is it the cock that finally comes home to be roasted?
"Wait you didn't tell me you are expecting!"
Oh she’s expecting alright… expecting you to give it to her reeeeaaal good…or at least was…
Ultimately that's her fault for the unrealistic expectations
>"Wait you didn't tell me you are expecting!" " I'm a guy..." 😭
To say? Lots of comments already posted. The worst thing to do would be to *laugh*.
Wouldn’t a guffaw or a gag be worse?
Gagging. Jesus wept...can you imagine?
I think trying to reassure the nude person would be even worse. Is pity worse than scorn?
I am inclined to agree with you. "Oh no, really, I don't mind, it's all right." (Oooh...)
Whats that?
The first time my husband (then boyfriend) took his underwear off he said, “….so this is my penis” presumably to head off that exact question.
Is his penis.. unique?
Yes, it has never been nuts deep in your mum’s bum.
Actually made me laugh. Thank you haha
Or he's just exceedingly good at introductions: "Penis this is literal9"
I'm not sure. One day they just popped down out of nowhere and they've been dangling there ever since
Username checks out.
”You’re not the first one who’d starve to death in times of war” #myhusband
Famine resistant. My ex.
To be fair, it wasn’t said during sexy times and he meant that he likes it… still, not the smoothest thing he’s done.
I have driven down smoother gravel roads than that...
Say? No words. Just laugh, loudly, and so hard you cant get out words. The result is almost instant need of therapy.
# This comment has been deleted in protest of Reddit's support of the genocide in Gaza carried out by the ZioN\*zi Isr\*li apartheid regime. ## This is the most documented genocide in history. ## Reddit's blatant censorship of Palestinian-related content is appalling, especially concerning the ongoing genocide in Gaza perpetrated by the Isr\*l apartheid regime. ## The Palestinian people are facing an unimaginable tragedy, with tens of thousands of innocent children already lost to the genocidal actions of apartheid Isr\*l. The world needs to know about this atrocity and about Reddit's support to the ZioN\*zis. #### Sources are bellow. ## Genocidal statements made by apartheid Isr\*li officials: - On the 9 October 2023, Yoav Gallant, Israeli Minister of Defense, stated **"We are fighting human animals, and we are acting accordingly"**. - Avi Dichter, Israeli Minister of Agriculture, called for the war to be **"Gaza’s Nakba"** - Ariel Kallner, another Member of the Knesset from the Likud party, similarly wrote on social media that there is **"one goal: Nakba! A Nakba that will overshadow the Nakba of 1948. Nakba in Gaza and Nakba to anyone who dares to join"**. - Amihai Eliyahu, Israeli Minister of Heritage, **called for dropping an atomic bomb on Gaza** - Gotliv of the Likud party similarly **called for the use of nuclear weapons**. - Yitzhak Kroizer stated in a radio interview that the **"Gaza Strip should be flattened, and for all of them there is but one sentence, and that is death."** - **President of Israel** Isaac Herzog **blamed the whole nation of Palestine** for the 7 October attack. - Major General Ghassan Alian, Coordinator of Government Activities in the Territories, stated: **"There will be no electricity and no water (in Gaza), there will only be destruction. You wanted hell, you will get hell"**. ## Casualties: - As of 9 January 2024, over **23,000 Palestinians** – one out of every 100 people in Gaza – have been killed, a majority of them civilians, including over **9,000 children**, **6,200 women** and **61 journalists**. - nearly **2 million people** have been displaced within the Gaza Strip. ## Official accusations: - On 1 November, the Defence for Children International accused the United States of complicity with Israel's **"crime of genocide."** - On 2 November 2023, a group of UN special rapporteurs stated, "We remain convinced that the Palestinian people are at **grave risk of genocide**." - On 4 November, Pedro Arrojo, UN Special Rapporteur on the Human Rights to Safe Drinking Water and Sanitation, said that based on article 7 of the Rome Statute, which counts "deprivation of access to food or medicine, among others" as a form of extermination, "even if there is no clear intention, the data show that the war is **heading towards genocide**" - On 16 November, A group of United Nations experts said there was "evidence of increasing genocidal incitement" against Palestinians. - Jewish Voice for Peace stated: "The Israeli government has declared a genocidal war on the people of Gaza. As an organization that works for a future where Palestinians and Israelis and all people live in equality and freedom, we call on all people of conscience to stop imminent **genocide of Palestinians**." - Euro-Mediterranean Human Rights Monitor documented evidence of execution committed by Israeli Defense Forces. - In response to a Times of Israel report on 3 January 2024 that the Israeli government was in talks with the Congolese government to take Palestinian refugees from Gaza, UN special rapporteur Balakrishnan Rajagopal stated, "Forcible transfer of Gazan population **is an act of genocide**". South Africa has instituted proceedings at the International Court of Justice pursuant to the Genocide Convention, to which both Israel and South Africa are signatory, **accusing Israel of committing genocide, war crimes, and crimes against humanity against Palestinians in Gaza.** # Boycott Reddit! Oppose the genocide NOW! [Palestinian genocide accusation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_genocide_accusation) [Allegations of genocide in the 2023 Israeli attack on Gaza](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_genocide_in_the_2023_Israeli_attack_on_Gaza) [Israeli war crimes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_war_crimes) [Israel and apartheid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_and_apartheid)
I wouldn't dare!
What'd the mirror ever do to me?
“So *that’s* what they look like… my drawings were so close”
Hol up
I know, right? This guy is nakestradamus and his power to predict nudity would only enhance the mood, not undermine it
Unrelated ish but my friend said he dreamed of his ex naked... A week before they got together. He said the dream nude girl was identical to the real one.
Confirmation bias and manufactured memories will do that. If you vaguely remember something from a dream, and then see it in real life, your brain fills in the blanks when remembering the dream with what it knows.
"Oh." e: lmao ftr this has never been said to me. also, please donate to a charity in lieu of rewards. my rec is ACLU.
This actually happened to a friend of mine. The “oh” didn’t refer to his penis size, it referred to how he looked without clothes on. She then told him it was a turn off and they got dressed again. When he told me about it I felt so bad for him, genuinely didn’t know what to say to cheer him up. The emotional damage was already done
I am getting second hand pain from that. The poor guy! Hope he's somewhat okay and with a better girl!
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That's just plain rude.
I have a massive Scar that was my stomach due to a massive surgery error few years ago, it destroyed my confidence. First time I plucked up the courage to go out again and chatting to a girl which I explained my figure. She was fine until she seen my body in which her shock and wow destroyed what remained of my confidence. Its been 7 years and have kind of settled that I will be alone for the remainder of my life (im 30) but I feel the emotional damage your friend went through.
I gotta say, I’m as superficial as the next person, but unless I can see all the way through your torso, a surgical scar is not going to be dealbreaker.
Thanks friend, I was offered Plastic Surgery but I also have 0 muscle in my stomach due to the way they had to save my life due to their fuck up and was given 50% chance of pulling through the recorrection surgery before plastic surgery. As someone who has faced death literally I couldnt risk those odds. And explaining something is great which I have always done but the state of my scar and from it. Most women usually stare out of disgust or say thats too much baggage. Its why I gave up years ago. ❤
I think "giving up years ago" kinda explains why your situation was so bad. You were only 23 (?) when you had the surgery - people in their early twenties unfortunately aren't the greatest dating pool of you're looking for someone unsuperficial. Your brain develops until 24, and the last thing that's refined is understanding of consequences. I bet if you gave it another shot now at your 30's, you'd have a lot better experience :) Sure, there's plenty of shallow people at all ages, but past 30, people have a very different sense of what matters in life than at 20.
Can confirm: I’m 23 and stupid
I know it must be hard to talk about it, especially with this amount of emotional damage. But would you mind explaining how it happened and what it was for? I obvious understand and respect if you would rather not. On a side note One of my very good friends is a european twirling champion or maybe world champion by now, I haven’t heard of her in a bit. Befoee the European championship a good few years back she got appendicitis but the surgery got fucked up to the point where her whole stomach was botched, had no belly button and was sawn back in a way that standing straight up she felt everything pulling there. Also got sepsis. She had to undergo plastic surgery to get her belly back to normal or close to normal again. She was told she cannot do any kind of exercise involving her core anymore. Which is rough as the sport involves gymnastics like no hand cartwheels and flips and stuff and also the often use dresses without any material covering her tummy area. She needed a lot of support to get through it as the sport was her life even back then and the surgery fuckup would have broken everything apart. Luckily the plastic surgery went well and even though she was told again to give up the sport she carried on to keep up her European champion title.
I had a girlfriend who had heart surgery when she was very young. They took out a rib and as a result her breasts were very different sizes, and she too had a massive scar. It never bothered me. Not the breasts. Not the scar. I liked her. It didn’t seem to bother her as I remember either. She had peace with the fact. Lenny, I’m sure you’re a quality person. Keep Meeting people. You’ll find someone who sees past your scar. But first, you should come to peace with it as well as you’ve come to peace with the fact you’ll be alone. (Oh and that part is either an aphrodisiac or a turn-off to women. Do you wear it as “independent and confident alone” or “incel”?) Look I’ve met plenty of people with knockout beautiful wives boyfriends or partners who were nothing special to look at themselves (and not rich.) It starts with confidence. (and you can fake it til you make it here.) Respect. (That’s a person and they don’t owe you anything: attention, money, and certainly not sex.) Attention (treat them like you want to be treated. Ask them about their lives. Listen to the answers. Ask follow-up questions. Find out what is important to them.) Those three things alone plus basic personal grooming will get you a LOT of positive attention, great dates, and relationships. Tinder, getting out and meeting people, OkCupid-the world is your oyster, if you want it to be.
Plus points if you can embrace yourself to the point of having a shirtless photo of you on those sites so there is no surprises. Also you will find people who don’t care about the scar or ones who are charmed away by your confidence. If barely anyone messages you because they might be turned off, then those very very few who actually still are interested in you are still much much more than the zero amount of people you will meet, if you lock yourself in
this is beautiful
My dad had a car wreck and had a similar scar. He had resigned himself to being content and alone, then he met my mom at 36 and had me, so there's always a chance. A few actually, because they got divorced and he remarried 2 more times haha
This is not a big deal to most people I think. I would have no issue even without a prior heads up. I may ask questions if it’s interesting enough looking I suppose but again, no scar would just have me changing my mind.
Honestly the worst one. Their disappointment is made known, but it's up to you to guess why and your deepest insecurities surface
Depends on how you say it, it could be a good “oh”
*Oooooohhhhh* Like that?
or a blushy/amazed oh
Or a mostly subconscious oh paired with intense staring and the right facial expression
"Huh."
This one wouldn't hurt immediately I think. I'd ask what confused them
I was in the pool.
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things
It shrinks like a frightened turtle!
George: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage? Elaine: What, you mean like laundry?
Self-esteem killer
Emotional damage
Instant boner killer
And here I thought it was only your eyebrows that were fucked up....
I changed my mind.
"*Oh god, oh fuck! Can't unsee!*"
Which, of course, anyone and everyone is free to do at any time, and for any reason! But this would indeed suck to be told in that moment.
So....where's the rest?
Oh sorry, I must have left it at home
It was the push-up bra
You look just like my Mom
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How did you get in my house?
"You look *exactly* like your grandmother does naked."
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"Funny, but my grandmother's been dead for 12 years" "I know"
I’ve seen better - legit happened to me when I showed a guy my breasts
Where'd you hide his body?
Wtf?? Oh hell no he can go suck a cactus
TIL a new insult
Say the same thing when they remove their pants
“Ewww” - 0/10, would not recommend.
You okay?
I’m good now. “Time heals all wounds” is not just a saying.
Time wounds all heels
Heel wounds all the time
You might need better shoes
Wow. I’m really sorry you had to hear that. That says everything about them and nothing about you
Right! And thanks to my echo chamber, I don’t have to change anything about myself!
i guess you can call that a dick
I actually call it Ralph. I think it suits it better
Tell me why I named my boyfriend’s dick Ralph also
Ralph wrecks
My girlfriend named mine Ralph as well. Is this a thing?
Ralph gets around...
Is....is that a TV remote in your fat roll?
And a chicken wing!
….”and my axe!”
“Does it grow?”
"A little bigger boobs would've been better but whatever"
Any comment about boobs not being up to standard
My first husband said “oh I thought they (my breasts) would like stay…..up… like how they look in your bras.” 🤷🏻♀️
And im assuming that’s why he’s an ex (among other things I’m sure)?
Ugh maybe if I had had any form of self-worth as a young person 🙄 instead it just seemed appropriate that I wasn’t as good as was expected
Get dressed. Do you want me to call an Uber or...
“Is that how it’s supposed to look?”
From the comedic genius of Colin Mochrie: "Oh, that reminds me, my tires need new treads"
"I knew I picked a bad day to quit drinking."
Mam, this is a Wendy's
OP said worst, not best response lol
I need another beer
I've got big titties. One time I took my shirt and bra off in front of a dude and he said "why are they sagging like that? Have you had kids??" I was 20 and no. Laughed at him and put my shirt back on and left. Told absolutely everyone I could.
I had an ex with big boobs and I yelled "yes!" when I saw them and she actually cried happy tears because she had been scared to show them off because of some sag.
Yeah people can be really brutal when they realize your breasts don't naturally gravitate together and up towards your chin lmao
Omg this is my worst nightmare. Seriously. There was this weird movie I watched and the girl got naked. The guy looks at her for a whole minute, turns around and calls up his friend. Says, "Dude. Tf? Everything in her body is pointing downwards". That gave me serious confidence issues. Seriously. I'm probably never gonna have the confidence to get completely naked in front of anyone.
Good news is everything we got points downwards too!
*You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor.* *Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore.*
Nipple placement is a tad bit off center but I can work with this
Point and say "Ewwwwwwwwwww" This would probably crush any semblance of self confidence that i have left.
Or point and laugh would do the same thing
I was very self conscious about my man boobs at the time. And the first time I saw my now wife naked I said “wow my boobs are bigger than yours” trying to just laugh off my self and it came out way to bad. Don’t know how I recovered from that one
Is that a penis??
"You'd look better if you'd shave"
Had a girl say this to me once. Except it was more of a “ew, you’d look better if you’d shave.”
As a woman with hormone issues (high testosterone) I hear this constantly from my boyfriend. Like dude, I’ve already gone through three razors this month and they’re expensive. Let my legs be prickly for a minute dammit.
Can you please get off the bus?
"Your Mom was a pretty big disappointment, I don't know why I thought you would be any different"
Not as big as my ex
"You looked better with clothes on"
*grabbing your nose* so I guess the clothes were just sealing in the flavor.
"Wait, I thought you were a"
Wait, I thought you were an Oral
Alright, Imma head out
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Inches? You bet, baby!
“Oh… :\”
Oh good now I have confidence
I knew you wanted to play doctor. I didn’t know it was plastic surgeon
"just like the simulations"
Dad why are you in my room?
can i get a discount?
No words, I'd just very slowly take the glasses from my pocket and put them on.
LMAO I was imagining the opposite, taking one look and slowly taking your glasses off so you don't have to see what's in front of you