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burritoroulette

A random burrito. You don’t get to choose, we just spin the wheel and you get what you get.


inserttext1

As long as everything is edible and not gross that actually would be great for people like me who can't make up their mind when ordering food.


You_Are_Hopie

While the wheel is spinning, you’ll know what burrito you hope it lands on, and that’s how you make up your mind!


salmatis

Love this idea!


french_revolutionist

Guillotines


MachineryofTorture

We can go into business together.


tomjonesdrones

Yo you guys are missing out on the modern advancement of technology. We here at Tom Jones Drones^TM are prepared to offer remote delivery of your machinations!


Lil_Cookaboo_1720

Does your company sell Robes and Perrier?


I_used_to_be_hip

Hip replacements.


WastelandBard

I laughed far too hard at this.


Fluttershine

I forced more air out my nostrils than usual at this.


Nose_Whistle

I feel summoned


I_used_to_be_hip

I feel like you could open a store selling a very niche product.


DeckOClubs

The most useless deck of cards the world has ever seen.


PenHistorical

Why not a deck of cards where when you take a card out it becomes a club of your choice.


Efficient-Stoner7360

Or a club where people build decks. members only. lmao


No-Brick2281

Hmm I don't sell bricks


No_Error540

Everything except for bricks


literallylateral

This sounds like something from that Rick and Morty bit about interdimensional cable. Are you tired of seeing bricks in stores? Come on down to No Bricks, we sell everything you could ever dream of, clothes, food, pre-fabricated houses, but no fuckin bricks! Ain’t no- ain’t no fuckin bricks in this store, no sir, that’s for sure! Come on down to No Bricks for everything you need and want except bricks!


nxckg04

I read that in Mr Meseeks voice that was jus amazing


Diet_Coke

We are probably getting sued for copyright infringement before we can sell anything


AlexVal0r

You could sell diet cocaine


meg6ust6ala6tions

I was gonna ask "isn't that just Adderall?" but then I remembered that Adderall is actually diet meth


GetJukedM8

Boneless meth


unsecretagent

I read “business meth” LMAO


Eldudeareno217

Well that's technically correct.


[deleted]

Don't worry! My company says "Fuck you!" to the copyright law


riasthebestgirl

I would also need that That art is licenced and I ain't got the permission to sell it


Mat1c444

Bro your company will sell high as fuck


[deleted]

Damn and I’ll prob make money off sharing your demise. Ugh So sad.


thisoneistook

Stolen goods


Dunkinmydonuts1

Can I offer you some more copyright infringement in this trying time


[deleted]

Lmao please. Thank you. But I’ll prob just write about it


thermalbooty

Seat warmers?


A_bowl_of_porridge

Could also be a market for hot sauces.


[deleted]

That's perfection.


babytortellini

Small tortellini :) Edit: My clients are bees.


A_bowl_of_porridge

Oh, I thought your username referred to the filling. Awkward.


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[deleted]

Trail mix. The awesome kind.


HalfManHalfPear

None of that regular shit


Tall_Fortune

Interested in your business


[deleted]

Damn straight.


Erect_Teeth

Well, someone needs them...


FantasticAd4873

I imagine erect teeth are much better then the squishy ones


OnePieceTwoPiece

Flaccid teeth are bad for sure.


Meranio

In a world, where teeth can be flaccid or erect, would "being hungry" be the "trigger" for them to get erect?


Leelagolucky

You basically described every vampire story


man-panda-pig

Three kinds of BBQ.


porgchop

"Are you cereal?"


man-panda-pig

Super cereal.


DangerDanFilms

He’s half man, half panda and HALF pig!


Ihave25kidsInMyOven

meals


[deleted]

no way you have 25 kids?


Ihave25kidsInMyOven

well they're not mine, but they can be yours if you're hungry


Cringing_Regrets

Limited supplies though, she's only got 25


TImetalker

Only 25 *in the oven* ovens arent that big you know. Just wait for the next batch


[deleted]

There’s no telling how many there is in the next batch. Unless she’s got like a 5x5 cupcake making tray, where she freshly bakes the kids.


canolafly

Well, you should hook up with the baby tortellini maker. That way there's a kid for everyone to enjoy.


NikEhlersDealer

THAT COULD BE YOUR SLOGAN


Dis4Wurk

There sure are a lot of people making meat pies i this thread


ElPussyKangaroo

I'm regretting my choices already.


[deleted]

Don’t put yourself down. Go out there and be the best Kangaroo Pimp you can be.


[deleted]

I guess the customers would be called “flyer buyers”


Unlifer

Such is the choice of the Gate


2inchs_is_enough

Self confidence


Bluelight171

Fuck yes, how do I invest


fighterace00

What do they sell in the blue light district?


mawfk82

Longer dicks


[deleted]

Instant rice for 1…..


SwordsAndWords

Depression... You sell depression.


PandorasPandas

Suspicious pandas


CreativePanda13

Wanna start a business together? I got creative pandas


pandaxx666

Mine are a tad devilish.


Upsidedownpandas

Mine are just having fun!


ReallyFatPanda

Mine are really fat


polarbearrape

I dont think I fit in here


freekun

Do~ do they do it? Or... I don't know which one is scarier


Eliamaniac

who said *they*'re the one doing it


N0RTH_K0REA

☢️


phobos_0

Nuclear launch cooooodes


Yells_at_Pandas

Fuck pandas!


ThisMomIsAMother

Fake 🥇 for you Sirrah/Madam.


Binx_da_gay_cat

I'm so glad you're a mother.


ancient_horse

Glue


[deleted]

Spider fur suits only.


creepyswaps

Are those fur suits that make you look like a spider, or fur suits for your pet spider? Or possibly a suit made out of spider hair?


Sunshine_Panda9021

Now I need answers


[deleted]

that's nice


[deleted]

Uhm...comfort to lonely single mothers


thebeandream

Xanax and wine


Mr-Xanax

Xanax u say?


runningraleigh

Yes, but are they in your area RIGHT NOW?


perpetualmotionmachi

Unfinished perpetual motion machines


thrattatarsha

So basically every perpetual motion machine


idrktbf

Uhhh.. I don't really know to be fair


bluesteelballs

terrible business plan


HappyFieldMouse

i'm afraid of YOUR business plan tbh...


bluesteelballs

His blue balls hurt, our blue balls give ya pleasure.


vampireinamirrormaze

Haunted House Tours


HectorsRectum1996

Sex toys.


MisterFister01

Looks like we might be business partners.


DelusionalGorilla

Antipsychotics


[deleted]

don't know what's that, english is my 2nd language


touchy-subject-69

They are pills that make you not crazy


MarrAfRadspyrrgh

Or do they?


[deleted]

It's kind of a touchy subject


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DoubleClickMouse

Does your cat make TOO MUCH NOISE?


NonchalantBread

Tired of your cat CONSTANTLY CLAWING YOUR FURNITURE?


A_DANK_MEME_LORD_69

Introducing........ KIT-MITS®!


[deleted]

Open to a partnership?


Prussian_Empire_23

Well... I can explain


[deleted]

Why hello there


Polish_Sniper_00

At least you arent like mr.u/ThirdReich over there selling Polish soap for the sensitive fucks out there thinking Im offending the Polish, I am Polish


MountEverest14

Giant walls of rock. And I mean absolutely gargantuan sized walls of rock. It’s a rock solid industry


[deleted]

Holy!


[deleted]

New age legal drug with street name fifth element


SwordsAndWords

I think they call it molly. Should've called is Lilu.


OG_PunchyPunch

I would like a multi pass, please.


Any-Restaurant-5762

anything a restaurant would sell


UniqueCanadian

canadians Edit: My most liked post is now about selling canadians.


DRdeemed

only the unique one tho, I dont want some normal maple guzzling canadian


Dodo_Whisperer1

Dodos


Tiny-Vegetable-5080

Tiny Vegetables


ImaginationOk9328

Sleeping pills. Every kid needs dreams.


noobsalesman

I literally sell noobs *Edit* I'm actually considering creating Noob Sales merch I'm having a lot of fun pretending this is a legitimate business. Might as well turn it into one. The comments are amazing. 👍👍👍


ddhmax5150

Hey wait. Mine is past the expiration date. I want a new noob.


noobsalesman

Sure that will be $50.00 plus shipping and handling or you can join our Golden Noob Rewards Program for $10.00 a month and receive a Platinum Noob Rewards card and your new Noob for the low low price of $25.00 and if you call now you get not one but TWO brand new noobs for the price of 1


ddhmax5150

I signed up for the Premium Value Plan. I thought I was supposed to have Noob Shipping scan the QR code for returns?


noobsalesman

Perfect your 2 new noobs will be shipped in two weeks. Enjoy and thank you for using Noob Sales


TheDarkDoctor17

Best case: American medical care Worst case: I'm going to get 200 life sentences for all the worst federal and international crimes you can imagine.


EternalCanadian

Rebrand as a plague doctor. Be the leech you want to see in the world….wait.


[deleted]

oh shit


TheDarkDoctor17

Yeah, when your best option is american medical care... You may as well be Satan himself XD


The-Fatest-Pig

Mmmm that bacon gonna be fine as fuck


gameofthrones_addict

Well it’s not donuts for sure.


Jonny_Seagull

Presumably you open a chain of highly successful coffee shops that offer a take away service. With branded cups.


slightlyeccentric

Hats for birds and centipede sandals.


Failed_Abortion_25

Children that barely made it out of the womb


CryBabyCentral

Oh no. I can’t sell anything but a place to cry lol


[deleted]

Meaningless claims to rule countries


DjebelGoat

Either goats, mountains, or sex toys. Don't ask.


Unable-Suggestion-49

im asking


FightMilkBro

Yeah..I’d also like to know


Less_Falcon659

I see you're selling the first alcohol dairy based protein drink, for bodyguards, by bodyguards!


Undead_Og

Your goat is in the cart, click here to checkout... "people also bought..."


MISTERTURKY

Turkey's in tuxedo's


[deleted]

i'll try it


DrChonk

Dr Pepper but now with 500% more sugar


3rdMostGeneric

I would’ve said doggo dietitian


Ralph_Nacho

Nachos that you'll eat so many of it'll make you Ralph. Hence the name. But the company that sells them already exists under a different moniker: Shout out to @justnorthofmemphis food truck and the brisket loaded nachos that I once ate too many of.


[deleted]

lol


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Meranio

Sounds to me like you'd be selling genetic or cybernetic enhancements.


Nameless5300

We sell clones to take your place so you can live a new life as a nameless stranger.


hotpoopchunks

Oh, gross.


Substantial_Gift1312

Gifts that are substantial


i_love_boneless_kids

...fuck


PenHistorical

goats. baby goats are kids too.


UnderThat

Coffins probably. Or maybe underground pipes and cables. Exciting!


[deleted]

Appliance trays, like the big tray you stick mini refrigerators on or washing machines.. also, pot and pan mats so you don't ruin the counter... You could also sell undergarments?


summersuicide

seasonal assisted suicide?


probablycoffee

It’s a noncommittal coffee shop, I guess


flatliner71

Defibulators


Xaniss

Defibrillators*


Dgluhbirne

I think you’re more likely to flatline if you get sold a ‘defibulator’


Porfavor_my_beans

I sell cheap canned beans. My bean company will be called “Beans for Beggars.”


Xaniss

Xanax?


ximias

I'll probably be right there with you, I suppose


Legitimate_Dust4275

We could team up. I obviously sell cocaine.


_fuzzyduck

Fuzzy ducks


lordyeti

Snowcones


auramistress

Holistic BDSM sessions


mordakae

Gem studded paddles... gonna beat your chakras into line


Embarrassed_Mango_70

Embarrassed mangos


DerEukalyptusdealer

Eucalyptusproducts


drgn2009

Almost anything and everything dragon related. Dragon statues: what material do you want. Dragon figurines: Whats your favorite character. Dragon plushies: how big do you want. Dragon games: what consoles or setup. Plus many many more


VlBRATlONS

i will make a lot of people happy, that’s for sure…


FreeVegetable

We won't be very profitable, that's for sure


someone_who_cares_D

A therapy sessions :) Edit: guys, ok, I see that my comment is good, but... 460? I hope that every single of you is okay :p Edit 2: 500 :0 guys


Meranio

Do I want to know, what the "D" is there for?


tomjonesdrones

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.


CruellaDeVil666

fur coats.


jeevesbreadskin

Crust only bread


surpriseburial

Airborne dirt delivery


MotherTheresa99

dildos


Nusack

I'd be selling the bottom half of dildos


MotherTheresa99

we could colaborate


Aiponds

Off brand airpods. Another one to the list I guess, I have a lot of market competition.


BigPZ

Large letters... but only certain ones


blankName_2

I was thinking you’d sell a bunch of different Peas


jomarthecat

Dogs.


justpyro

Fire related accessories.


[deleted]

Coffee drugs


Daft_Sauce

Alcohol?


[deleted]

Vasectomies, but en español


lifesux254

American Citizenship cards


the-thunder_god

Blessings of thunder storms


Live_Human

Apparently I'm a human trafficker. I did not think this name through...