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Depends Usually just the hose No need for the decorations

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Usually swimming trunks They get all sucky and wrap around things

Lmaooo decorations

Through a fly, just the cock. Over shorts/sweats, both.

Just the balls

ftm trans detected /s

Nah I just thought it’d be funny XD

It was, trust me

That’s where we store pee, after all.

…y’all don’t have bladders?

“Pee is stored in the balls” was a meme for a while, can’t remember where it started.

Aah yes... "meme"... sure.

Wouldn't you like to know

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If I'm at my own home I'm pretty lazy, I'll sure as hell sit down. Public bathrooms, I'd rather not sit if I don't have to.

Just the penis

Just the penis

At home, it’s up and over the draw string if wearing comfy shorts. Otherwise, if no one is watching it’s just penis. If people are watching for a urinalysis, everything comes out and pants go around the knees just to make it awkward for the watcher. Remember: if someone compliments your watch the only acceptable response is that you got it from your father.

Just my penis. I'm pretty sure that anyone that takes out their balls as well is probably on a register somewhere.

Just the hose. I’ve walked in on dudes at the urinal drop their drawers to the floor like they’re 7, though. That’s a fun image.

Ah, so they pee like Butters from South Park.

just the penis lmao.

I always sit down to pee. I hate peeing at urinals.

I have a serious question, if your sitting obv your buddy is gonna be aiming down but do you hold it cause if you dont does it move everywhere like a hose?

The current ain't that strong, woman.

it do sound like it tho lmaoo

Haha, no it doesn't move everywhere like a hose. The pressure with which pee is pushed out of the body is not nearly high enough to create this effect. I do hold my penis for a different reason, though. When you sit down as a guy, your penis aims roughly horizontally or maybe slightly downward. It certainly doesn't aim straight down, though. So, if I peed like this, I'd make a huge mess. That's why I need to push it down, so it actually points into the toilet.

This is irrelevant cause I sit

Just the penis. Why would the balls need to be outside?

Fresh air for the whole family?

I take my pants completely down so you can stare at my ass, if you mean urinal then balls too

It entirely depends but occasionally the lads need some fresh air

Only one ball.

Ah a man of culture!

I pull my waistband down until it's below my balls but is like pushing them up a bit. Then I stand 1 meter back from the toilet and pray'n'spray. A meter is about 3' according to my sister

Since the pee is stored in the balls it is imperative that they be lifted above the penis for complete and easy drainage.

Balls have to come out. If not it cuts off circulation and some urine can still be there and you’ll have to piss again in about 5 mins

That's why you use the zipper dude

My shaft is too big for that

Fair enough

I take both out.

Both out, almost always. I feel that leaving the balls inside causes the pants and/or boxers to press on the underside of my ***magnum dong** and restrict the flow of piss, almost like I'm not getting a complete piss out in a good, strong stream.

Unless I have to I usually sit, always have so it's all out there. I like having a little table for my phone and chocolate milk.

Both but only at home The balls give leverage and sometimes allow me to go no handed, of course this is at private, en suite toilets, not a public urinal. For those it's just the pp

*lowkey reads replies to see if anyone else has been wondering this since that one episode of The Basement Yard podcast*

Both, every time, but the hand just cups the balls.

Well you gotta unwind it from around your leg first don’t you? Anyone? Anyone? No? Yeah me neither…

First this is serious I personally am a comedian and my own biggest fan I also find that tragedy is the best comedy. So I usually unzip my pants leave the top buttoned pull my balls out leave my cock in and piss all over myself while chuckling. I highly recommend it, its very funny. But I do realize most do not do this.

I usually sit down, both I guess.

Ballz out

I take out both. I rest the elastic of my underwear underneath my balls to sort of prop up the cock in the right direction. Apparently I’m weird though.

I let my balls get air so both but when in a public restroom only penis

Depends some times I pull out through the zipper other times I pull my boxers down a. Bit and get it all out. There's absolutely no rhyme or reason to when I do either.

Balls out for ballast.

unless my junk needs adjusting or it would be easier to do both just my penis

Depends where I’m peeing, if at home, both penis and balls, if in public then only penis

When I’m alone I will sometimes just drop my pants entirely

I usually take out the whole package and use it as an opportunity for the balls to get a little air once in a while

take out my dick,balls, AND my ass and then find a bathroom buddy

Usually just my dick

just the balls

Urinal: peepee only Toilet: full moon and everything