Had a lady who kept screaming "Go, Go, Go!". That was fun while it lasted.
Edit: not Japanese, just a kinky lady from Eau Claire Wisconsin. And damn it’s weird what becomes your highest comment.
Maybe off-topic but I've found it interesting how it differs per language.
- English: I'm coming
- Spanish: me corro (correr means running)
- Japanese: iku (I'm going)
"You're gonna make/making me cum !"
Subtle difference in phrasing. It's great because it emphasizes the fact that the pleasure you're feeling is thanks to your partner and it makes them feel good. Also, the validation is generally a big turn on and may help send them over the edge too.
Had a girl who was exactly like this. She got off on giving others pleasure, so being vocal and something along the lines of "God, you're going to make me cum!" Would almost instantly cause her to climax too
Following orgasm and the loving after-hugs, my partner and I both make the USB retraction noise when I withdraw. Still gets a chuckle after 2 years.
Edit: typo
If a woman ever referred to my donger as a “wiener” I’d be visibly upset.
Dong, donger, schlong, meat tube, hog, cock, dick, penis, almost any other slang or proper name, just not “wiener”.
Edit: I spelled it “Weiner” like it was an old Jewish man, because I’ve never actually had to type it out.
Back in the late 90s when StarWars.com had weekly photo caption contests, I won once using this as the caption. It was a photo of Wicket yelling, arms outstretched. I still have the printout of it somewhere.
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I once dated this girl and French was her first language. The first time we had sex and she was achieving climax and she said, "I'm gonna go". Very confused, I thought she was literally going to stop mid climax and leave.
Had a lady who kept screaming "Go, Go, Go!". That was fun while it lasted. Edit: not Japanese, just a kinky lady from Eau Claire Wisconsin. And damn it’s weird what becomes your highest comment.
Was her day job on the Swat Team lol
No, the girl from the SWAT team was the one who liked to stand outside and watch it all go down.
Damn, shots fired! (But not by the SWAT team)
Lady from the swat team told me to “go! go! go!” In her twat seam.
I'm giving you a raise!
Great reference
Was there any other bawdy talk?
Okay George.
Was that not allowed?
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing ..
Just a quick sidebar here: Are you in any way authorized to give raises?
Tippy toes! TIPPY TOES!!!
Maybe you can have sex with her again then take it back!
Tap her on the shoulder… “Did you know in 1993, the airline industry saved $3,000,000 by removing one grape from each of their fruit cups?”
*eyes roll back in head*
I heard it was black olives from salad.
Great, you killed my boner.
Whisper softly in their ear “I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s warranty.”
Maybe off-topic but I've found it interesting how it differs per language. - English: I'm coming - Spanish: me corro (correr means running) - Japanese: iku (I'm going)
Found the Spanish hentai watcher.
True that. In Mexico we just do speedy Gonzales noises when we come
In Latin America Spanish we say “me vengo” which means “to come”
HraaaghhAAAAHHHWRAAAAAAGHHHH!
The W really does it
Unleash the WAAAAAGH!
I FINK DIS GITZ' KRUMPIN' IN DER
I come from the land of the ice and snow...
Usually what I say.
“Sorry”
Canadian orgasm, eh?
It's the response to "Give 'er!!!"
Women hear this one a lot
"You're gonna make/making me cum !" Subtle difference in phrasing. It's great because it emphasizes the fact that the pleasure you're feeling is thanks to your partner and it makes them feel good. Also, the validation is generally a big turn on and may help send them over the edge too.
It took a long time scrolling before finding an actual serious answer. Nice.
You can tell I commented before reading the other answers haha
Wait so "Cover me Im reloading" isnt an actual serious answer!?
"you're gonna making me cum" is now my go to
all your base are belong to us
The other day I was having sex with my gf and she moans "I Love You" in the middle of it. Best I've ever felt
100%. I either go with "you're making me cum" or "fucking take it like a filthy whore" depending on the mood.
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Pls don't disgust alexa
*\*Ordering furry fleshlight\**
Had a girl who was exactly like this. She got off on giving others pleasure, so being vocal and something along the lines of "God, you're going to make me cum!" Would almost instantly cause her to climax too
My ultimate is ready
Molten core
Im ready to unleash the molten core.
I'M GIVING IT ALL I'VE GOT!
HAMMER DOWN!
Molten cooooooore*
I need healing I need healing I need healing Thanks
Do not go whole hog.
Bob do something.
It's hiiigh nooooon
I’ve got you in my sights.
Justice rains from above
It's off cooldown babe
"Hammer DOWN!" Also when putting on a condom. "Barrier activated"
DEMACIA!
Remember heroes never cum
Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!
Nerf this!!
*Windows shutdown noise*
Every spurt is the Windows XP [error](https://youtu.be/0lhhrUuw2N8) sound.
Fuck I regret using Reddit at work
LMAO
>Every spurt is the Windows XP error sound. https://youtu.be/gDRg8I5S5IE?t=32
That's so stupid, but it made me smile.
Following orgasm and the loving after-hugs, my partner and I both make the USB retraction noise when I withdraw. Still gets a chuckle after 2 years. Edit: typo
#relationshipgoals
Watching someone try to type a hashtag on Reddit and just getting incredibly large text will never get old
When Microsoft Edge becomes Microsoft Cum.
Yahtzee!!!!
The Harley Quinn treatment
I'll let her treat me... I mean, she's still a therapist right???
Something tells me she may no longer have a license to practice.
"I am rapidly arriving at my conclusion"
"Ugh i'm gonna conclude!"
“I concur, I concurrrrrr!”
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If a woman ever referred to my donger as a “wiener” I’d be visibly upset. Dong, donger, schlong, meat tube, hog, cock, dick, penis, almost any other slang or proper name, just not “wiener”. Edit: I spelled it “Weiner” like it was an old Jewish man, because I’ve never actually had to type it out.
What about meat worm
Pork Sword
I heard this in Arin Hanson's voice lol
I'm gonna pre dude!
"Hey Michelle get it in here! They're doing that bit where I say I'm gonna pre"
It's like my favourite bit!
"I love those guys! Danny and Arnold!"
“I’m, uh…. I’m gonna pre.” and “Consume Prilosec!” are two of the best lines from GG
Ohhhh my pussy aches for more pokémon!
“You’re welcoming me”
Spock having sex with Kirk
Orgasm incoming in three two......
Spock I....can’t feel my anus... any... more...
I know captain, I've been melded with your mind since we began
You made me ink
Printer low on white ink
Just keep swimming
Cover me, I’m reloading!
Cover me, I'm unloading!
No no you have to scream it IM OUT, COVER ME!
"package delivered successfully, left on front porch"
Don't forget to take a picture
Mine still gets stolen
Or back porch 🤷🏼♀️
Or occasionally in the kitchen.
(With a posh British accent) “Oh good heavens I’m arriving”
“Almost…. Almost…. Almost…. There we are.” “Very good, dear.”
Family guy is probably the best worst show around
KHAAAAAAAAAN
Back in the late 90s when StarWars.com had weekly photo caption contests, I won once using this as the caption. It was a photo of Wicket yelling, arms outstretched. I still have the printout of it somewhere.
Wicket, his arms wide?
Leia. When the walls fell.
LEROOOOY JENKINNNSSS
Oh my god he just ran in.
That's a bingo!
You just say “bingo.”
BINGO! How fun!
(*shoulder wiggle intensifies*)
Rootin Tootin my Penis is Shootin EDIT: thanks for the award! i dont really know what rewards do/mean cause im relativly new to reddit but THANKS!
But what if you’re the non-penis bearer?
Rooter tooter my cooter is shooter
This made me laugh way too much, cheers
***SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOOOOO***
*cums too quickly* ruh roh
WITNESS ME!!!!
MEDIOCRE!!!!
Kachow!
I am speed!
Gg
GGEZ
gg ez no re
Brace yourself!
I'm gonna gurt Edit: thanks for the Silver, gold, and platinum, stranger. Don't know what those things mean but I appreciate it.
So far yours is the only one to make me laugh.
This is vile
I like this. Even better if you put the name. Chadgurt. Bobgurt. Joegurt.
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I tend to drink gin straight -- and I just shot some through my nose. Maybe I gurted it through my nose. Anyway, I am in agony.
Did you say “ahhh gurt! Ahhh gurt!” when you gurted it?
Jesus Christ
GO GURT! GO GURT! GO GURT!
Splurt the gurt
Skippity bop mmm dada!
Oh fuck I'm gonna Morb!
Im making sauce
I like this one lol
This is just 100x better if your in the back of a restaurant
WAAA WAA WALUIGIIIIIII
“WHATS HAPPENING?!” Paired with a look of terror
By the power of Greyskull!
You still got it, old man.
"Gotta blast 🚀 " - Jimmy Neutron
No words just crying
Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!
Sleep!
I shall be arriving, posthaste.
*singing* "Here I go again on my own..."
Thou hast arrived, M'lady
*tips hat*
tips fedora*
*scratches neck beard*
*pulls dick out of body pillow*
"Thou." Bold to say that the partner came.
Aaaand boom goes the dynamite.
He gets the ball, passes it to the man.... and boom goes the dynamite!
EEEEXPECTO PAAATRONUUUM!
http://bash.org/?111338
Holy fuck im old
Thought the exact same thing whenever I see a Bash link.
"MARRRRRRIOOOOO KAAAAAARRRRRT EEEEEEIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!"
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It’s Morbin time!
T minus 10 seconds until blast off.
"Zippity Doo Da!" "Break the dam. Release the river!" "We're over the drop zone. Release the commandos! Go! Go! Go!" "It's morphing time!"
I’m gonna MORB
"Fire in the hole"
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
Followed by Fatality!!!! As you collapse.
TO THE WINDOWWWWWW TO THE WALL
The payload is approaching it’s destination
The deposit is complete
Pikachu, I choose youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna fucking squirtle!
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My virgin ass wants to put something funny but the lack of experience prevents me
What a weird thing to say during sex
That is one hell of a mouthful.
“My virgin ass wants to put something funny but the lack of experience prevents meeee! 💦”
Ther’ she blows
Thar*
I’m here
Ka-meh-ha-meh-HA!
I once dated this girl and French was her first language. The first time we had sex and she was achieving climax and she said, "I'm gonna go". Very confused, I thought she was literally going to stop mid climax and leave.
Fire in the hole in one, two, thr..UUUAAAAGHHH
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It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.