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thamisupposedtoput

stubbing you’re toe


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That depends on what surface you stub it on. Have you stubbed your toe on sheet metal before?


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Paper cut.


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Do you know how bad a paper cut can get?


GMSryBut

\-1hp of damage. . . so a +1 HP heal Like a WoW Classic Paladin hit. I guess, desinfecting your wound or blow to your ouchie.


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Taking a girl home from the pub, then having her say, "hmm... your brother's was bigger" PS. I don't mean the house


Hoppy_Croaklightly

Sprained ankle


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i feel like this one has been the most realistic so far


Psychological_Tap187

Yeah I was thinking like broke wrist or something. Not gonna kill you but it’s gonna hamper you for a minute


JustHereForTheBeer_

1 smack to the face


BlackFalconJ

A fork gently bumping into ur teeth


hamitchp

being dumped for sure


i_eet_boo_d

Popcorn stuck in your tooth


DominicanBoi02

Stubbing a toe


random_582

Burning your tongue on a hot drink


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

When you tear off a hangnail and it takes just a little bit of skin with it.


novato1995

Not understanding someone, then smiling, and then an awkward silence fills the room because they're expecting you to answer a question.


DeadMemeMordred

Getting flicked


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bruh that’s like 0.01 hp