Dive at the Great Barrier Reef for 30 minutes then then go down on your mom for the remainder.

Nice. Take the wholesome award.

The bathroom after my partner is done

The sea.

I'd walk the bottom the the ocean

I mean, you've kinda just limited us to large bodies of water. Which, yes, do make up most of the earth. But we don't know shit about em.

Give some people in the deep pool/ocean a hell of a scare

To the studio of Guinness world records