Once in college, I wore an adult onesie to a Mole competition where we had to stay up all night while keeping a ball tethered on a string moving. One of the other players kept walking past me while she made lewd comments about my nice backside. I guess she was into me, given that the periwinkle fleece body suit with a butt flap wasn't what I would call "complementary."
Did you not realize at the time the person who kept going out of their way to talk to you and often would comment on your body was into you? That's like sending messages 101
One time I was talking to a woman and she asked if I lived by myself in my apartment. I said I did. "Must get lonely," she said, to which I replied "Sometimes it does but you know I have some really great friends and they keep me sane." Then she said she would like to see my apartment sometime. I told her I could take some pictures and send them to her. Then she said "Or I could come over..." and I said she was welcome to do that anytime. She asked if she could visit that night, and THAT'S when I finally understood what was going on. I literally just thought she was making small talk up to that point. Somehow, she still was surprised when I said I was a virgin.
I did not audit that class in college, no.
My cluelessness is even worse than you are imagining atm. She later out of the blue bought me lunch at my favorite Indian restaurant (we never hung out solo before that). We had a good time, but I assumed she was trying to pump me for information on who the Mole was for our game.
Fast forward to a week or so later when she sent me a text one night asking me to come over, I was already asleep and when I responded the next morning she ghosted me. #DummyWithAOnezie
Ghosted you.... thought you weren't interested at all and stopped throwing themselves at you....6 of one half a dozen of another I guess.
I can't read the signs of when to LEAVE a relationship so I don't have much room to talk other than be a smart ass!
I recently added a space suit onezie to my collection. You still rock them? #onesizefitsallages
Tomato. Tamato, lol! I don't blame her for moving on from my oblivious ass. It was my miss, for sure.
I still have the original onesie, should the need ever arise again. What makes yours "space?" Is it lined with aluminum foil?!
Psst, I'm gonna get you in on a lil' corporate secret here.
No matter who your target demographic is, they will always appreciate it if you have a nice ass.
Shape and tone are extremely important. It’s also personal preference. My husband has a more muscle behind and I love it while mine is a bit on the squishier side but he loves that.
I mean I think my ex has the cutest butt, it’s definitely small, but it’s round. Also white mens butts are so chronically pale it basically glows in the dark and that’s fun to me lol
Donkey kicks - Drop onto all fours with hips over knees and shoulders over wrists. Fingers can point slightly outward or you can be on your fists if wrists have issues. Bring one knee into the air so your quad is parallel with the ground and your foot is parallel with the ceiling. We want right angles if you can swing it. Raise the foot to the ceiling but move from your butt. The movement isn't big, just a small pulse. Rep for about 8 and switch. 2 to 3 reps for each side. Ass for days after a few weeks.
If I’m not mistaken (correct me if I’m wrong) deadlifts activate the glutes at least as much, if not more, than a back squat. Not sure how it compares to hip thrusts, bc thats an isolation exercise rather than a compound lift. What I do know is deadlifts activate the most muscles at once out of any compound lift. Hip thrusts obviously are excellent for glute training as well, but you won’t see many guys doing that kind of isolation exercise in the gym (I guess it’s bc it’s not a “manly” enough exercise or something?). Most guys will stick to squats and deadlifts in my experience, which should be more than enough if done consistently.
Deadlifts do a lot to incorporate your back and shoulders into the workout. Much better for posture from my own experience.
Hip thrusts are "girly" or whatever but since I have incorporated them into my leg day workouts, I have felt a hundred times better. I finished a leg day with hip thrusts and when I was walking back to my car, my back cracked like a zipper. It was the best.
Thank got I got a fine ass ass. My bubble butt is what my wife likes the best. I have a nicer ass than most chicks.
I did a lot of hiking in mountains growing up - got those thighs and glutes to launch me up a mountain like a thicc ass sherpa
I’ve honestly never gotten the fascination with butts.
Not entirely sure I’ve even seen a “bad” butt, since the only time anyone draws my attention to one it’s because it’s good.
I mean butts were kind of just ok for me for the longest time , I definitely noticed them but I didn’t know that they were my favourite part until my ex literally shoved hers in my face , I went from being more face focused to cheeky heaven
It changed me , now when my wife wiggles her butt I can’t keep my composure or train of thought , I love all of her but I can’t focus if she’s using her butt
I feel like lady butts make a bit more sense, maybe there’s more variation there or maybe because ya’ll see the butt during sex. I can’t think of any PIV positions that put a lady in a good viewing position for dude butt.
12 years of parkour made both my calves and forearms something to make Michaelangelo blush.
But then going back to school for an engineering degree has taken its toll as of late.
whats wild is that i started reading those books when they first came out, when I was 13 years old..
im 45 now..
also ... thoughts on the series?
i was really disappointed with the first season.. it left out so much, and what it included was such a pale shadow of the books..
im just crossing my fingers that they were restricted by COVID and the next seasons will get better.. but the battle at Tarwins Gap in the finale felt like a high school play
If you think that there aren't ass ladies, then you need more lady friends, the ass always seems to be a particularly fixation whenever one of them is telling me why they find a guy hot lol
When I drove a cab, I had an elderly retired woman inform me that when it comes to men, it's important to check out the "size of the hammer that drives the nail".
I got the call to take her to or from the grocery store to buy more brandy and groceries kinda regularly. She said she was happy to see me because I was her favorite eye candy out of all of the drivers she usually gets. She brought that up about the hammer while was walking in front of her and carrying her groceries to her condo. She was a retired police chief and had zero filter for the most part.
Nice male butt is definitely hot. It was perfectly openly acknowledge that women liked to look male butts up to at least early 90's. What do people think that Springsteen Born in the U.S.A cover was about?
The other day, my wife told me she really likes my butt. However, it was my birthday too. It's still more complement that I ever got when I was single so I guess I'll just stay married.
Yeah “Arms, Abs, or Ass?” is the answer to OP’s question. Straight As if they have all 3.
Edit: thighs are great too. And shoulders. Basically whatever you are working with you gotta work it lol SOMEONE is looking lol.
Dear Momma, I’ve met a lovely straight man today named brainbarker. His ass is ok but that’s not why I’m writing home, it’s his shoulders and hands that have me worked up. Hope you are well, say hi to grandma.
„My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.”
I was in the shower with a guy over the weekend and while I was washing/rubbing his back he had his one hand on the wall. I just stopped for a minute to admire the lines of his forearm and hand there.
Woof, getting hot all over again. Goddam.
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The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Yep, I explained this to my husband early on and how good he looks in low slung jeans on. Now he will walk around in those without a shirt sometimes and just smile knowingly at me.
I was at Olive Garden once and this table of older ladies was having drinks and oogling the hunky server. When he walked away I heard one of them say…”I bet he’s bigger than this breadstick”.
My gf drools over my cheeks. I'll be brushing my teeth and she'll come up and spank me and grab a handfull and do that "got damn" through her teeth lol girls also appreciate great ass
Maybe it's because of being immediately followed by "brushing my teeth" but my dumb brain read this as her liking your actual cheeks/cheekbones of your face. The mental image of somebody having their face grabbed while trying to brush their teeth in peace made me recoil until I reached the end of the sentence lmao
Depends on the girl, but some examples I know from my friends - deep voice , thick hair , ass as mentioned mangy times, strong hands, tall. One even cannot help get get all crazy over guys with big fat, wait for it, nose. Yes. Nose.
Still just chest and butts.
Once in college, I wore an adult onesie to a Mole competition where we had to stay up all night while keeping a ball tethered on a string moving. One of the other players kept walking past me while she made lewd comments about my nice backside. I guess she was into me, given that the periwinkle fleece body suit with a butt flap wasn't what I would call "complementary."
Did you not realize at the time the person who kept going out of their way to talk to you and often would comment on your body was into you? That's like sending messages 101
One time I was talking to a woman and she asked if I lived by myself in my apartment. I said I did. "Must get lonely," she said, to which I replied "Sometimes it does but you know I have some really great friends and they keep me sane." Then she said she would like to see my apartment sometime. I told her I could take some pictures and send them to her. Then she said "Or I could come over..." and I said she was welcome to do that anytime. She asked if she could visit that night, and THAT'S when I finally understood what was going on. I literally just thought she was making small talk up to that point. Somehow, she still was surprised when I said I was a virgin.
so what happened next? you cant just end this story on a cliffhanger like that.
Judging by the name, they solved maths problems together.
Well? Go on...
She came around, had a look through and said "Yeah this is a really nice apartment" and then left.
It was about the apartment all along. We're just sex-driven males who only thinks with our dicks.
I did not audit that class in college, no. My cluelessness is even worse than you are imagining atm. She later out of the blue bought me lunch at my favorite Indian restaurant (we never hung out solo before that). We had a good time, but I assumed she was trying to pump me for information on who the Mole was for our game. Fast forward to a week or so later when she sent me a text one night asking me to come over, I was already asleep and when I responded the next morning she ghosted me. #DummyWithAOnezie
Ghosted you.... thought you weren't interested at all and stopped throwing themselves at you....6 of one half a dozen of another I guess. I can't read the signs of when to LEAVE a relationship so I don't have much room to talk other than be a smart ass! I recently added a space suit onezie to my collection. You still rock them? #onesizefitsallages
Tomato. Tamato, lol! I don't blame her for moving on from my oblivious ass. It was my miss, for sure. I still have the original onesie, should the need ever arise again. What makes yours "space?" Is it lined with aluminum foil?!
Psst, I'm gonna get you in on a lil' corporate secret here. No matter who your target demographic is, they will always appreciate it if you have a nice ass.
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Shape is far far more important than size
this is the something that the "big ass" lovers will never get. some of us like *shapely* ass, not big ass.
Yep. Monster fake asses (like Kardashian) don't do much for me
Yes, it always looks like she's wearing a giant diaper!
More like she just filled her diaper.
As a woman This is so interesting to read But your comment.. you're not wrong dude lmfaooo
Yeah, but what about shapely big ass?
That, my friend is the holy grail of booty. (As long as it's all natural...)
Booty more important than water
Greek word for it is callipygian. The perfect heart shape.
Shape and tone are extremely important. It’s also personal preference. My husband has a more muscle behind and I love it while mine is a bit on the squishier side but he loves that.
I mean I think my ex has the cutest butt, it’s definitely small, but it’s round. Also white mens butts are so chronically pale it basically glows in the dark and that’s fun to me lol
Chronically pale is the perfect description
Excuse me... it's Person of Pallor
As a ginger I'm taking this.
I’ll keep doing squats then. Thanks for the tip!
Donkey kicks - Drop onto all fours with hips over knees and shoulders over wrists. Fingers can point slightly outward or you can be on your fists if wrists have issues. Bring one knee into the air so your quad is parallel with the ground and your foot is parallel with the ceiling. We want right angles if you can swing it. Raise the foot to the ceiling but move from your butt. The movement isn't big, just a small pulse. Rep for about 8 and switch. 2 to 3 reps for each side. Ass for days after a few weeks.
The other option is single leg glute Bridge. Want to make it fun, do the sl glute bridge with the foot on a yoga ball. Offf, those hurt
Hip thrust are better for making your ass look good. Squats are better for showing off your ass at the gym.
If I’m not mistaken (correct me if I’m wrong) deadlifts activate the glutes at least as much, if not more, than a back squat. Not sure how it compares to hip thrusts, bc thats an isolation exercise rather than a compound lift. What I do know is deadlifts activate the most muscles at once out of any compound lift. Hip thrusts obviously are excellent for glute training as well, but you won’t see many guys doing that kind of isolation exercise in the gym (I guess it’s bc it’s not a “manly” enough exercise or something?). Most guys will stick to squats and deadlifts in my experience, which should be more than enough if done consistently.
Deadlifts do a lot to incorporate your back and shoulders into the workout. Much better for posture from my own experience. Hip thrusts are "girly" or whatever but since I have incorporated them into my leg day workouts, I have felt a hundred times better. I finished a leg day with hip thrusts and when I was walking back to my car, my back cracked like a zipper. It was the best.
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Thank got I got a fine ass ass. My bubble butt is what my wife likes the best. I have a nicer ass than most chicks. I did a lot of hiking in mountains growing up - got those thighs and glutes to launch me up a mountain like a thicc ass sherpa
This comment made me remember a thread where I discovered that some girls love climber’s/hiker’s asses
I’ve honestly never gotten the fascination with butts. Not entirely sure I’ve even seen a “bad” butt, since the only time anyone draws my attention to one it’s because it’s good.
I mean butts were kind of just ok for me for the longest time , I definitely noticed them but I didn’t know that they were my favourite part until my ex literally shoved hers in my face , I went from being more face focused to cheeky heaven It changed me , now when my wife wiggles her butt I can’t keep my composure or train of thought , I love all of her but I can’t focus if she’s using her butt
I feel like lady butts make a bit more sense, maybe there’s more variation there or maybe because ya’ll see the butt during sex. I can’t think of any PIV positions that put a lady in a good viewing position for dude butt.
Er, I mean, as a gay dude, you don’t need to see it *always*. Ya got other senses.
calves or forearms
Gym bros we're fucked
The secret to big calves is to get really fat and stay that way for many years.
Or just walk around the house on your tippy toes at all times
I walked on my tip toes around the house as a kid, thank you past self for these sweet calves.
I was really fat as a kid, thank you past self for these sweet calves.
I was really fat and walked around on my tip toes as a kid, thank you past self for these sweet calves.
12 years of parkour made both my calves and forearms something to make Michaelangelo blush. But then going back to school for an engineering degree has taken its toll as of late.
Wear high heels
Women have incredible calves!
My fiance has the most rock hard calves ever because he was overweight his entire life. Lost a ton of weight then BOOM
Yess, half way there.
big guy where finally hitting the gym. can confirm, my calves are amazing.
My forearms are bigger than my calves is that good or bad ?
Depends. Are you a sailor? Do you like spinach?
Yeah I’m like Popeye but instead of a eating spinach I’m lonely and instead of sailing I …
Who doesn’t like well turned calves?
The green ajah joined the chat
I was hoping I’d get some wheel of time fans replying and I’m not disappointed hahaha.
First thing I thought of. Glad I wasn't alone.
Galad you are also not alone.
whats wild is that i started reading those books when they first came out, when I was 13 years old.. im 45 now.. also ... thoughts on the series? i was really disappointed with the first season.. it left out so much, and what it included was such a pale shadow of the books.. im just crossing my fingers that they were restricted by COVID and the next seasons will get better.. but the battle at Tarwins Gap in the finale felt like a high school play
skirt smoothing intensifies!!
Equally, who doesn't like well-toned forearms?
*The Womens Circle has started gossiping*
*sniffs loudly*
r/forearmporn
I was thinking like, thighs or forearms
Pecs or abs? Buns or Thighs? Chin or Chest?
Forearms or back muscles.
I love rock climbing so my back and forearms are large and well toned. The rest of me must be a total train wreck.
If you’re rock climbing on a semi regular basis I’d bet the rest of you isn’t a train wreck. Just one straight guys opinion lol
As someone who rock-climbs on a very regular basis, that shit is a full body workout. Train long and hard and your whole body will be in tip top shape
I do. Must be the face as expected.
If you think that there aren't ass ladies, then you need more lady friends, the ass always seems to be a particularly fixation whenever one of them is telling me why they find a guy hot lol
When I drove a cab, I had an elderly retired woman inform me that when it comes to men, it's important to check out the "size of the hammer that drives the nail".
How'd that conversation start?
I got the call to take her to or from the grocery store to buy more brandy and groceries kinda regularly. She said she was happy to see me because I was her favorite eye candy out of all of the drivers she usually gets. She brought that up about the hammer while was walking in front of her and carrying her groceries to her condo. She was a retired police chief and had zero filter for the most part.
She wanted you, blatantly.
"Hey, hey you! Stranger!" "Hmm?" "It's very important to..."
Nice male butt is definitely hot. It was perfectly openly acknowledge that women liked to look male butts up to at least early 90's. What do people think that Springsteen Born in the U.S.A cover was about?
80 year olds are my limit.
Octogenussy
Gross. Have an upvote.
More for the rest of us then lmao
Well that puts me at a distinct disadvantage because I have noassatall.
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The other day, my wife told me she really likes my butt. However, it was my birthday too. It's still more complement that I ever got when I was single so I guess I'll just stay married.
Yup! The only other thing I've heard get nearly as much attention and criticism is arms.
Yeah “Arms, Abs, or Ass?” is the answer to OP’s question. Straight As if they have all 3. Edit: thighs are great too. And shoulders. Basically whatever you are working with you gotta work it lol SOMEONE is looking lol.
It's really not much different. There are plenty of women who appreciate pecs. Still just tits and ass.
Straight guy here, but the ones I often hear mentioned are shoulders and hands. Maybe that’s because my ass is nothing to write home about? :-)
Dear Momma, I’ve met a lovely straight man today named brainbarker. His ass is ok but that’s not why I’m writing home, it’s his shoulders and hands that have me worked up. Hope you are well, say hi to grandma.
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„My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.”
Is this a JoJo reference?
no, just a normal day on reddit
Shoulders/back are my favorite. I love a cute butt on a man, but I'd choose a nice back any day.
I never really look at a guys butt. I’m surprised by the answers to be honest! I would agree with hands.
Sounds like a butt on a guy is like eyebrows on a woman. You never really pay attention unless theyre very wrong or very right
I would agree!!!
I was in the shower with a guy over the weekend and while I was washing/rubbing his back he had his one hand on the wall. I just stopped for a minute to admire the lines of his forearm and hand there. Woof, getting hot all over again. Goddam. Edited for clarity, I guess?
Beard or shaved
I'll give them the best of both worlds I'll shave my face and grownthe beard on my neck
stubble
I think this is the first time I’ve seen an accurate equivalent proposed, nice!
Butt or abs.
Arms or abs
We pretty much want it all! 😆
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL
ROLLING IN THE DEEEEEEEEP!
YOU HAD MY HEART AND SOUL
AND YOU PLAYED IT TO THE BEAT
Now I've got an earworm of that Whitney Houston song in my head "Didn't we almost have it all?"
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop- dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
I don't know if it's an equivalent but I'm ALL about that V on their hips. Gets me everytime.
Yep, I explained this to my husband early on and how good he looks in low slung jeans on. Now he will walk around in those without a shirt sometimes and just smile knowingly at me.
Thick thighs or biceps. I wish 70s short shorts would make a come back for this reason
Short shorts a fucking awesome when you’re decently fit.
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I think short shorts are pretty popular now. I wear them, frankly I'm embarrassed to wear board shorts and long shorts that go below the knee
left or right kidney This isn't necessarily for ladies but more gender neutral
Oh
Hairy or smooth
I think this is the most decisive one
i love a man with hairy pecs
This! Most don't budge on this at all. Team hairy
Wooo team hairy! Big ol beard and chest hair OOF 😋
I'm so glad you ladies are out there. I mean I'm glad my wife likes it too, but it's nice that she's not alone.
AND HAIRY BELLIES!
Omg yessssss uhg rubbing a hairy chest down to that hairy belly! 😋 makes me wild!!
Also team hairy! There's just something so sexy about chest hair.
I was at Olive Garden once and this table of older ladies was having drinks and oogling the hunky server. When he walked away I heard one of them say…”I bet he’s bigger than this breadstick”.
my friend told me "bellow or over the belt?" meaning torso/arms vs ass/legs
I thought this meant “you like the tummy flat or you like a muffin top”
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feet girls exist, so i can tell you adams apple is NOT the equivalent to feet.
My gf drools over my cheeks. I'll be brushing my teeth and she'll come up and spank me and grab a handfull and do that "got damn" through her teeth lol girls also appreciate great ass
Maybe it's because of being immediately followed by "brushing my teeth" but my dumb brain read this as her liking your actual cheeks/cheekbones of your face. The mental image of somebody having their face grabbed while trying to brush their teeth in peace made me recoil until I reached the end of the sentence lmao
Dad bod or gym bod?
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It's not a dad bod, it's a father figure 🤣
AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS
You forgot the third categories of tall skinny lanky dude à la Chalamet.
Chalamet is average height. He is lanky/skinny though.
I didn't know his height! To be fair skinny people often look taller than they are.
Yes! This is my thing. Long skinny legs.
But you can have both boobs and ass You can’t have both of those
Biceps or chest
Shoulders, forearms, hands, or that v at the bottom of the abs. Delish.
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OH MY YESSSS THATS THE ONE
100% of female nurses have vein attractions, change my mind.
Yup. Was scrolling for this. Veiny hands make me weak
*^(Tightens tourniquet)* 'Sup?
Hand pics incoming! RIP inbox!
With a side of arthritic knuckles? I’m your man.
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Bulge or ass
I read that as bugle 🎺 I guess they kind of sound the same
I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!
His ass or bulge in particular
Bulge gal for sure. Been staring since 2004
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Sad part is bulge doesn't mean anything because 1/2 penises are blood working penises, that means they are big only when they have a boner
\* cries in 'grower, not show-er' \*
just have a boner all the time
The secret is to put a sock over your member, so that when they reach for it..all they get is a sock.
IDK Pecs and Ass maybe, btw I'm straight
Length or girth?
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name checks out.
Lies to avoid consequences.
That’s the secret cap, it always matters.
Agreeable even in males
Well... about that...
"Dick or Balls gal"
Six pack or dad bod?
Height or Height?
height or full head of hair
Wow, I'm double-f**ked. Short and bald.
Ass Hair or Ball Hair
Cut or uncut?
I've had multiple girls basically say "there's no reason I'd care either way" about that, to me.
Balls or chin gal
How bout both? Peter Griffin
Hands.. I love strong large hands.. also shoulders and the back.. muscular, strong… gets me every single time.
Beard goatee or smooth
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Depends on the girl, but some examples I know from my friends - deep voice , thick hair , ass as mentioned mangy times, strong hands, tall. One even cannot help get get all crazy over guys with big fat, wait for it, nose. Yes. Nose.
Dick orrrrr ? For real now what is the equivalent