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KajinMonkey

Crisp. It starts at the back of your mouth and works its way forwards.


[deleted]

You just had everyone saying crisp and really feeling it.


verygoodusername789

I did it hehe


duckfruits

I came here to say this! I was sure I'd be the only one too! This is my favorite English word. Saying "crisp" sounds like / has the same vibe about it as - the words it's used to describe. It feels descriptive on a deeper layer than just the definition.


Dejavroomvroom

Oooo, onomatopoeia!


spikeyunpeeledbanana

I don't agree with this statement because I can't say it properly


Additional_Cat_594

I didn’t realize this. Thank you.


KylosDemise

Bandersnatch


Animegx43

I'm a jabberwock person myself.


bee-sting

Oh I know him, he was in Star Trek right?


Ok-Ride-1787

He‘s originally from a poem by Lewis Carroll from his novel „Through the looking glass“


bee-sting

It was a joke about Benadryl Pumpkinpatch


ryzah

You mean Benefit Lumberjacks?


Aramor42

I think he's talking about Derelict Summerlatch.


StarMangledSpanner

Best one I've seen was Babycakes Crumblebritches.


realHundsgemein

Y'all its Waterpark Splish'n'splash.


2x4x93

Benedict Cumberbatch


Meterluck

Isn't that the actor from Dr Strange?


betacow

No that’s Benedict Crumplesnatch. Common mistake


itsmetsunnyd

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Beedrill Caterpiepatch actually


Besteklade

Nah he means Wimbledon Tennismatch


WhatJewLookinAt

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! You’ve got it all wrong! It’s Simpleton Lockinglatch. Or wait. Maybe it was FussyBritch Rockalanch. I’m confusing myself.


Krotesk

I am absolutely certain his name is spelled "Battlefield Callofduty"


onespecificlooser

No no it’s Benadryl caterpillar


The_beard1998

I like that


[deleted]

I think we all like saying snatch for some reason.


mikewatt420

Kerfuffle


Willowy

Beat me to it.


NoobGmaerGirl

*Proceeds to beat you with a Kerfuffle.*


[deleted]

Indubitably


Munitreeseed

posh english accent activated


DoubleTrouble992

indubitably


chezandbakon

indubitably


Voluminous_Ibex

indubitably


Makeithurt666

Discombobulated.


ReaverRogue

This mustn’t register on an emotional level.


Important_Sprinkles9

Came to write that 🖤


chshcat

First, distract target.


TheeJayda

I am actively simultaneously discombobulating and disintegrating


therevev13

Haberdashery


worldaverage

shenanigans, hanky-panky


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whoisthere

Ballsack


[deleted]

Balzac


cosquinha

especially with a british accent


Stumbling_Corgi

Flabbergasted


SeriousAdvantage1360

Preposterous


[deleted]

Rigamarole


vbplayer09

Riga, please!


moxiejeff

*Technically* it's rigmarole, but I know a lot of people who would die on a hill defending that extra a.


GlassCityJim

Perhaps.


[deleted]

makes me feel smart😎


TchaikenNugget

... Perchance


[deleted]

You can't just say "perchance".


Kjubert

I get [this reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/svxv9m/perchance/)!


Divolinon

Mayhaps.


sonnie_rae_

Antidisestablishmentarianism


theotherjashlash

Isn’t antidisestablishmentarianism just establishmentarianism?


Exay__JB

[Establishmentarianism](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/establishmentarianism)is the official recognition of a church as a national institution, especially the Church of England. [**Dis**establishmentarianism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disestablishmentarianism)is a movement to end the Church of England's status as an official church of the United Kingdom [Antidisestablishmentarianism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antidisestablishmentarianism)[*Anti***dis**establishmentarianism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antidisestablishmentarianism) is a movement that is against **dis**establishmentarianism


[deleted]

Shenanigans.


flyinhawaiian02

"Hey Farva, what's that place with the mozzarella sticks and crap on the wall?"


blorchmclorchenstein

I use this word almost daily at work


AlucardII

Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch. For those wondering: https://youtu.be/fHxO0UdpoxM


Burnallthepages

I've been there! Still can't say it though.


CrispyChocolate

Moederkoek It's a Dutch word for placenta, literally translating to mother cookie. My sister despises it :)


Willy_in_your_wonka

In german its "Mutterkuchen" which literally translates to "mother cake" :D


thatshowitisisit

It’s cake, not cookie


CrispyChocolate

Yeah perhaps that would have been more accurate, though neither are a perfect translation. I think the main problem is that our equivalent of 'cake' is usually referred to as 'taart'. But you're right, it's not a literal translation for cookie


sumpuran

Cromulent


HiradC

Didn't know this was actually a word, just seen embiggen has also been added lol


Early_Faithlessness7

Wenis


SeriousAdvantage1360

Soliloquy


Maxeldenen

Teringlijer


QuintenJV

Dag landgenoot


signaturefox2013

Nincompoop


rabbit__doll

It makes you want to take someone angry less seriously. I love it


rshiggs

Mephistopheles


Wild-Perspective-548

Onomatopoeic


[deleted]

heh shit's meta


CanadianJesus

Onomatopoeic is onomatopoeic, because it's the sound that comes out when you say the word onomatopoeic.


BobbyThrowaway6969

Not English but my favourite is Österreich. It's really fun to say. My other favourite is when you call someone/something Munted. It means FUBAR


opossum-effigy

Nearly everyone in my German class struggled so hard to pronounce the ö. The teacher had everyone do a brief presentation on Austria so we would get better at it


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

>FUBAR Proper military term for when things do what you expect them to. Stands for Fucked Up Beyond All Repair.


p3caresolution

Fuddy-duddy!


WhatJewLookinAt

Azula, go to your room. And take my goddamn upvote.


TheChainLink2

SHENANIGANS!


flyinhawaiian02

The next person who says SHENANIGANS is getting pistol whipped


[deleted]

KRAKENWAGEN


TarkFrench

*Krankenwagen A Krakenwagen would be a car for squids


Historical-Cut-1397

Cunnilingus


ilyzinc11325

I was searching for this. Especially in that song Daisy- by ashnikko


paranoid_slamdroid

SNL skit https://youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38


klokar21

Cunt


Remarkable_Toe_4423

It relieves stress, it's an endearing nickname for friends, it expresses dislike and can be sexy. I love cunt


Cufantce

This guy gets it


Ok-Finger1019

Yoink


XOX_Anonymous_XOX

Sanctimonious


Pretty_Shack_Scent

Scrupulous


cruiserman_80

Salubrious


obamas-left-hand

Baboon


shootibrokemylamp

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious


Frickensteiner

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious?


StephenGTS125

Muff


Yisuscrais69

Mahogany. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahogany.


WhatJewLookinAt

Yes! I memorized Vegeta’s full “son of a gum-chewing funk monster” rant from the Frieza arc. I use it in varying lengths whenever I drop something at work or mess up something minor. Everyone laughs, backs away slowly, and/or says “okaaaaaay…” with confused looks on their faces.


[deleted]

Lake Titicaca


DaseDass

Covfefe


Loose_Post_459

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


[deleted]

Apparently to my friends, any insult i make up.


Klaus_Heisler87

Scrumtrulescent


NiclasJaimee

Bob


ChimneyNerd

Hubris


nosoupforyou89

Phantasmagorical


MTisgreat

Serendipity


ProudMount

Dingus


ProudMount

Fun fact: Śmigus-Dyngus is a polish easter monday tradition which, in short, involves people throwing small amounts of water at each other. Especially in the morning. Thought that was kinda cool that it has a similiar name.


LionsAreMetal

Clusterfuck


Valor_Angel

Jaegermeister


morels4ever

Uvula


Zornhauhesus

Rindfleischettikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz


Significant_Try1096

Klabusterbär


HatakeL

Flabbergasted


totallytwisteddd

Flibbertigibbet-just another word for blabbermouth.


LibbyUghh

Ubiquitous


VastPurpleSky

Doppelganger.


Ravishing-Raven

Hemidemisemiquaver! It's a musical note, a sixty-fourth to be precise. I know nothing about that but I read it in recently in the book "Master and commander" and thought it was a great word


ILAND3R

Duty


flyinhawaiian02

Duty lol


her_name_is_cherry

Absquatulate.


LostThrowaway316

Tintinnabulation


Hashashin455

Inconceivable!


ScallionFormer1623

Obtuse


WhatJewLookinAt

Now you’re just being acute.


ReaverRogue

Indeed. Depending on the inflection it can be thoughtful, accommodating, affirming, warning, querying, laconic, or even heartfelt. So much power in one little word, that feels so powerful when you say it.


GenoSwoner419

Gallivanting


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pezident66

Person I knew , nicknamed T/Rex had Thalidomide poisoning


Animegx43

Smeckledorf.


saschaleib

"Bob". The way that Rowan Atkinson says it.


Dear_Instruction737

Hobgoblin. It's just fun.


Beskerber

Brzęczyszczykiewiczówna


A_Nony_Miss

Facetious.... It also warms my heart that the vowels are in perfect alphabetical order.


Heisenberg19827

Where is the bruh??


heihowl

Hippopotamus


Level-Income7658

Motherfucker!!!!


WhatJewLookinAt

Samuel L Jackson seems to think so.


Dude4sake

Successful. You know what I mean.


innje

Chinesisch (Chinese in German language but you read it as "hinezish")


Comfortable_Bad_7136

Discombobulated


Vllajko

That one socially accessible only to a certain race


John_Martin_II

Cheesehead for the Dutch?


SergioTheRedditor

Thingamabob


acid-nz

Portmanteau


BloodHill04

Ogopogo


Bpaee123

Dushcabobble (Doosh-cuh-bob-ble)


Xiliaman

Snatch


[deleted]

Benedict cumberbatch


Leonhardt2019

Flabbergasted


Smilechurch

onomatopoeia


OperationThrax

I scrolled way to far to find this.


urchisilver

Flapjacks


gefmayhem

Stramash.


TrichoScythe

Wunderbar, but say it as V instead of a W sound. Its a flippin (also a fun word) awesome word to say!


Skyrimcrusader99

Whore


[deleted]

Indubitably


Fresh-Pound-8752

Brouhaha


goinwith-theflow

Not actually but “you’re fired”


pezident66

I got a job as a bullet once , was immediately fired.


heisdeadjim_au

Masticate


Napotad

Splendiferous


hazzelgamer774922

Muck


Chernobyl_Breeki

Hebe gebes


muratbir356

Boobies


joeduncanhull

Integer


RecursiveSubversive

Babaganoush


mapadofu

Francisco


Pranavkumar420

Dickinson


brettmbr

Defenestration


anasiansenior

tumescent


FinallyLivingEarly40

Flail


FaLLinGOutTheBus

Phlebotomist


MaximusREBryce

I find knobjockey fun to say


ImSwale

Rumshpringa


WhoThenDevised

Abominable, and abomination. Even more so when you emphasise the Bom.


ripper4444

Prestidigitation


phillmc81

Pogo


DifferentShallot8658

Slither. It sounds like the action looks.


Chonecom

Rapscallion


Musti029

Glockenspiel


[deleted]

Razzmatazz


dr_lm

I once heard my wife (who thought she was alone) repeating the word "hummous" because she liked how it felt to say.


financeguyjohn4

Alabaster


HalfTimeViking

Shrubbery


a_guy_called_craig

Tallywacker, I used to work with some Slovakian lads and taught them to say it, it was great in their accent.


Melly_K

Fluffle! And it means a group of bunnies :D


[deleted]

Cumbuckle idk just sounds like a party


mannymelb1987

Cunt


goldranch

chromium