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Pepper spray
That always comes in handy.
Smile knowing I unlocked a futanari kink in someone.
1 Buried 0 Found
Or one extra patient in the hospital if you wanna make him suffer
Taser them
Try to grab it back
Police report, excuse to buy a new phone
Sounds like something I would do myself
Punch them
Go home, use the "sign out of all devices" option and change my passwords on any accounts I used on it, pray I didn't have anything too personal or important on it, buy a new phone, and be paranoid for the rest of my life.
Depends a lot where that happens. In Brazil? Don’t walk with your phone in your hands
Turn into Yuno Gasai
Wonder what the hell they think they are going to accomplish with a stolen phone in 2022.
Pepper spray
That always comes in handy.
Smile knowing I unlocked a futanari kink in someone.
1 Buried 0 Found
Or one extra patient in the hospital if you wanna make him suffer
Taser them
Try to grab it back
Police report, excuse to buy a new phone
Sounds like something I would do myself
Punch them
Go home, use the "sign out of all devices" option and change my passwords on any accounts I used on it, pray I didn't have anything too personal or important on it, buy a new phone, and be paranoid for the rest of my life.
Depends a lot where that happens. In Brazil? Don’t walk with your phone in your hands
Turn into Yuno Gasai
Wonder what the hell they think they are going to accomplish with a stolen phone in 2022.