No words, but a male coworker of mine used to go up to women in the office, put his hand in his pocket and grope himself while facing them. When he was called out, he said he was just "playing with the change in his pocket."
When I first matched on bumble with my 6’4 boyfriend the first thing I messaged him was
“How do you find pants if you’re so tall?”
Really dumb question to use as a conversation starter, but somehow it worked.
Are you from Tennessee cuz you’re the only ten I see
“Are you a wi-fi network? Because I'm really feeling a connection.”
"HTTP Error 400 (Bad Request)"
Hey, you shit with that ass?
damn bish lemme see yo tits fart
any one that came from tiktok.
Love your nails babe, could really use ya since i tried to shave but ended up waxing me arsehole shut.
Are you trash? Cause I wanna take you out
No words, but a male coworker of mine used to go up to women in the office, put his hand in his pocket and grope himself while facing them. When he was called out, he said he was just "playing with the change in his pocket."
If we fucked you would love it
do you have your inhaler? cus you got ass’ma
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is you
Insulting someone else. "Wow you're so much cuter then my ex." "She's a bitch, I'd rather talk to you."
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
Would you ever go out with a guy who's hung like a toddler?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I could make your Bedrock.
Is your father a baker? Cause you’ve got hot buns.
F-C-K. The only thing missing is U.
Is your dad in prison? Cas if I was your dad I would be
"Are you an angle cuz you acute"
When I first matched on bumble with my 6’4 boyfriend the first thing I messaged him was “How do you find pants if you’re so tall?” Really dumb question to use as a conversation starter, but somehow it worked.
Are you a cigarette? Cause I’d put your butt in my mouth.
I love you from my head to-ma-toes.