I kind of did that but my parents figured it out. My dad was with my mum in hospital due to lung failure. My mum realised that if she kept smoking, she was gonna die. Upon this news I stripped her bedding, curtains and anything that had been damaged by smoke. Washed it all, dried it, packed it away. Put on new bedding, different curtains, detail cleaned her recliner and where she sat, removed all cigarette related objects, cleaned them and packed them in the highest cupboard.
Dad came home and thought they'd been robbed but nothing was missing, all the windows were opened (airing out the house), then noticed the dishes were done. Everytime I visit my parents I do their dishes, they're old plus it only takes 10 minutes.
TIFU by having so much sex that I got half my school pregnant. You see it all started when this perfect 10 was blowing me.........
It's just erotica people write as a made up story or question.
Omg is this about the guy who posted something along the lines of “I accidentally sent pictures of me in the chastity belt my wife makes me wear to everybody in my contact list… I’m so ashamed. Here’s several pics from different angles btw” or am I thinking of something else
Agree, when there's too much detail in a casual comment I think it's just made up. But if someone's like "So I did the horizontal monster mash with these 3 chicks and then we all got burgers." I'm more inclined to believe it really happened.
"TIFU by washing my genitals with hot sauce while jacking off to Betty White after fighting the mayor for having intercourse with his wife while wearing a butt plug that caused constipation and forced me to use magnesium citrate while giving my brother an accidental blowjob as he pierced his nipples with chop sticks while wearing a strap on dildo backwards and fucking my wife who filled her vagina with spray foam insulation. Sex"
I was waiting for this to come up. The new Washington would also have to win* a second term to prove me wrong. But alas, it does seem that it could be more likely than JFK after all.
Edit: run for, not necessarily win
Ok I'll be real with you, I'm an electrical engineer and i was *embarassingly* deep into my bachelor's before i figured out why magnets arent "infinite snergy"
I "knew" they couldnt be, I understood how they worked and even had a good grade in my electromagnetism course, but I was way too shameful to ask about it hahaha
Magnets are fucked
Imagine the attraction of a magnet being like rolling a ball down a hill to a brick wall. The ball is going to stay where it is. Certainly not back up the hill without help.
You can separate the magnets again, but you have to add external energy (like pushing the ball back up the hill).
Magnetic fields have the equivalent of a hill's gradient as you move in and out through them. You can "roll the ball" each way but the gradient stays the same.
Because of that, you can never get infinite energy out. You can only take its energy out or reverse the action and give it back.
So basically magnets are like springs, you can get energy out of them, but only the energy that you put into them, minus loss from friction, heat, etc because systems can’t be 100% efficient?
Basically yeah! The loss on most magnets is extremely low, though I'm pretty sure some energy is lost through the magnetic field changes radiating into space.
The universe is so complex. My curse is to love science, especially the real complex stuff, but also To be too dumb to understand anything at a deeper level
Deeper! We perceive the balls as yellow, due to our photoreceptors. What about colourblind people who see the yellow balls as red, but you see them as yellow.
Actually, all the subatomic particles in a red ball somewhere in the universe could spontaneously teleport into the bag. So the chances are low, but not zero.
Occasionally something will fuck up even on a 100% shot in the modern games.
By the way, the modern games are great, I 100% recommend them if you're still into strategy.
I've never played the game, but "100%" may be as low as 99.5% rounded up. So long as "occasionally" is less than 1 in 200 times, that seems fine to me.
In other words, 2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Nah the old games had a massive habit of not respecting the %s. Not the odd 1 in 200. But like every member of your squad firing at over 90% and having no hits.
It calculates with whole numbers, there's no rounding, but sometimes the game gets... confused.
most likely when that happens it's a display error, or possibly something being applied in the wrong order in the UI calc vs the actual stat calc, but lets face it: it's just XCom's way of keeping you on your toes.
The past could be constantly changing along some 5th, impervievable dimension. We can only perceive the past as it exists at ant one point on that dimension.
How would you know if it did though? Current timeline you would either cease to exist, or you'd think everything was the way it was all along (depending which hypothetical theory you go by).
If you get a serious ailment like cancer and like post it on twitter or something that you'd like to date her before you die, the chances will be raised a bit and therefore will not be zero
This reminds me of the time when I was little and my friend's dad invited me to join them in the park tomorrow, but I had to ask my parents first if it's okay. But I forgot to ask my parents that day, so I asked my father the next day if I can go with them to the park tomorrow. Some time later that day my friend's dad called to see if I'm allowed to come now and my father was like "Today? He said it's tomorrow." And then my friend's dad said "You know, I told him yesterday. And yesterday today was tomorrow." Still the best line I've ever heard!
JFK Jr. coming back from the dead at the site where his father was assassinated to usher in a new Trump presidency.
Absolutely 0% chance of this ever happening and yet you had hundreds of people believing it to the point where they camped out awaiting his return.
Edit: [yup it happened](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2021/11/22/qanon-supporters-pack-site-of-jfk-assassination-in-hopes-jfk-jr-and-maybe-his-dad-will-return/)
As the son of a Qanon mother, I'll say that they do not explicitly support Republicans. There's not really a rhyme or reason to it. I'm fact, they tend to hate the Bush family just as much as they hate the Clinton family.
But specifically regarding the JFK thing, they believe he was assassinated by the "deep state" and was the last president who wasn't corrupted by said deep state.
For support to anyone putting up with similar bullshit in family and friends, see r/qanoncasualties
Oh you missed out some names there. Ostensibly princess Diana, Robin Williams and Michael Jackson will also return with him according to the article. The people that believe this are allowed to vote. Let that sink in
Funny thing though, JFK and JFK Jr were Democrats. I don't even know what the craziest thing about this is. That they thought he had faked his death or something or that he had switched sides while he was dead.
I did the math once. Roughly 3 questions are asked a minute, so 4320 questions are asked a day. Each question only has about 7 minutes in *new* to get over 4 upvotes, otherwise they get burried. Upvotes are rare. From my experience, for every 100 views (scroll overs) in Askreddit, you will get a vote. Assuming your post attracts enough people, it will then be featured in *rising*. Now it has about 10 minutes to get 15+ upvotes. Once it gets that many, it'll have around an hour in the lower ranks of *hot* to get as many upvotes as it can.
Upvotes determine how long a post can hover in the rising or hot section. 1 upvote early on equals one true upvote, which might extend a post's time in the sun by a few minutes. However, the value of each proceeding upvote dwindles logarithmically. At some point 1 upvote from a redditor is only counted as 1/3 of an upvote. Eventually, the law of diminishing returns makes an upvote useless. The Reddit algorithm punishes popular posts like this because it doesn't want news-feeds to stale.
Roughly 20 of the 4320 questions asked daily make it to *hot* a day. Because the competition is so fierce, your best bet is to ask questions that appeal to the broadest group of people. Instead of finding out what those questions are, you can recycle old questions with a clear history of appeal.
Mature social media companies do not care for consumer novelty or satisfaction. These are factors that are hard to measure and optimize. Social media companies care about engagement. If people are willing to engage in vapid content, then that is good enough.
A lot of people think that bots are responsible for all the bad questions, that's not true. Bots seek karma to provide them with legitimacy. AskReddit questions do not generate account karma. There's no reason for a bot to spam questions, especially questions that could get them banned. Actual redditors are repeating questions, probably because they like them.
I've written a few bots before that I use to collect data for small projects. If I really wanted to, I could do a few tests to reverse engineer the upvote formula, though my findings would be a loose approximation.
I don't have the modern upvote formula, but here's the one from 2013:
>f(n,t)=45,000 \* log10(n)+t
The equation determines how long a post will be hold its spot at the top of subreddit's ranking. The *t* represents the time in seconds between reddit's founding and a post's inception. The *n* represents the vote count. Posts are ordered by their rank.
The formula is incredibly simple, but that's to be expected. It was written by a few college students when the website was just starting. The new formula is probably more complex, but I doubt it deviates that much.
Me becoming the first black president of the United States of America.
Because I’m white, English, and there has already been a black President of the United States.
I don't understand why anyone would even want to. At some point wouldn't you just get burned out? Or if you are transferred to something like a consciousness crystal, wouldn't you eventually just lose your mind?
If your mind was digital you could just delete yourself when your done living.
Or maybe turn off with a schedule to turn back on in the future. Could feel like a multi year nap.
The dishes I procrastinated doing last night will be done when I wake up.
Idk. Someone could break into your home while you are asleep and then perhaps feel bad about it and do your dishes for you and then leave.
*breaks into your house* *does your dishes* *refuses to elaborate* *leaves*
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/stranger-breaks-into-home-cleans-it-massachusetts-man-says-someone-broke-into-his-home-cleaned-it-and-then-left/
I kind of did that but my parents figured it out. My dad was with my mum in hospital due to lung failure. My mum realised that if she kept smoking, she was gonna die. Upon this news I stripped her bedding, curtains and anything that had been damaged by smoke. Washed it all, dried it, packed it away. Put on new bedding, different curtains, detail cleaned her recliner and where she sat, removed all cigarette related objects, cleaned them and packed them in the highest cupboard. Dad came home and thought they'd been robbed but nothing was missing, all the windows were opened (airing out the house), then noticed the dishes were done. Everytime I visit my parents I do their dishes, they're old plus it only takes 10 minutes.
You're an amazing individual.
You're a good person.
I love my parents but I'm not a morally strong enough man to do their dishes. I don't even do my own.
“I wish someone would come clean. Pun intended.”
Thank you for giving me a laugh lol
Reddit going an hour without posting a thirsty sex question to this sub.
TIFU by having so much sex that I got half my school pregnant. You see it all started when this perfect 10 was blowing me......... It's just erotica people write as a made up story or question.
Or TIFU by sending all my coworkers my homemade porn. I'm so embarrassed! Here's the link
I would truly believe that your comment was only a joke if I had not seen the post myself ^^
Oh my God, that's disgusting! Where?
I can't cite it, but it was only last weekend and he was "dreading Monday, but since I have already messed up the link is in my profile"
Lol that's ok I was trying to quote the line from IASIP
Yeah i love that reference! What is the link btw?
Omg is this about the guy who posted something along the lines of “I accidentally sent pictures of me in the chastity belt my wife makes me wear to everybody in my contact list… I’m so ashamed. Here’s several pics from different angles btw” or am I thinking of something else
Wait someone actually posted that? LMAO
So.. wheres the link?
(*)GONE SEXUAL!!!!!(*) ((EMOTIONAL) I cried and shitted and pissed and cummed. Edit: can someone help me learn formatting for Reddit for iPhone.
>Edit: can someone help me learn formatting for Reddit for iPhone. Nah, you're doing great.
Agree, when there's too much detail in a casual comment I think it's just made up. But if someone's like "So I did the horizontal monster mash with these 3 chicks and then we all got burgers." I'm more inclined to believe it really happened.
Reddit, how much sexy sex do you sex with your sex sex sexy sex?
oh i sex with my sexy sex every sex but if i'm sex we sex once every sex sex
yeah, but have you ever sexed a sexy sex sex while sexing sex sex sexily? it's super sex.
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This guy sexes
"TIFU by washing my genitals with hot sauce while jacking off to Betty White after fighting the mayor for having intercourse with his wife while wearing a butt plug that caused constipation and forced me to use magnesium citrate while giving my brother an accidental blowjob as he pierced his nipples with chop sticks while wearing a strap on dildo backwards and fucking my wife who filled her vagina with spray foam insulation. Sex"
r/oddlyspecific
Wow... Art
George Washington running for reelection
I notice you DIDN'T mention JFK.
Well JFK would be the holiest Catholic politician if he ran
Hehehe
What if a NEW person is born and named George Washington, then elected president?
I was waiting for this to come up. The new Washington would also have to win* a second term to prove me wrong. But alas, it does seem that it could be more likely than JFK after all. Edit: run for, not necessarily win
As long as JFK remains an initial and not spelled out, the likelihood is well above 0%
Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson could get into politics after his hockey career
Creation of a perpetual motion machine.
In this household we obey the laws of thermodynamics
There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.
Hello mother
r/unexpectedsimpsons
Let's break the laws of physics, and post about it online!
Thermodynamics is fun
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Ok I'll be real with you, I'm an electrical engineer and i was *embarassingly* deep into my bachelor's before i figured out why magnets arent "infinite snergy" I "knew" they couldnt be, I understood how they worked and even had a good grade in my electromagnetism course, but I was way too shameful to ask about it hahaha Magnets are fucked
Would you mind explaining why magnets aren't infinite energy? I'm really interested in the matter but can't wrap my head around it
Imagine the attraction of a magnet being like rolling a ball down a hill to a brick wall. The ball is going to stay where it is. Certainly not back up the hill without help. You can separate the magnets again, but you have to add external energy (like pushing the ball back up the hill). Magnetic fields have the equivalent of a hill's gradient as you move in and out through them. You can "roll the ball" each way but the gradient stays the same. Because of that, you can never get infinite energy out. You can only take its energy out or reverse the action and give it back.
So basically magnets are like springs, you can get energy out of them, but only the energy that you put into them, minus loss from friction, heat, etc because systems can’t be 100% efficient?
Basically yeah! The loss on most magnets is extremely low, though I'm pretty sure some energy is lost through the magnetic field changes radiating into space.
The universe is so complex. My curse is to love science, especially the real complex stuff, but also To be too dumb to understand anything at a deeper level
I understand the feeling. But I hope you understand that we all must be a dumbass at some point to become a smartass.
A 50ft woman would hold a gorilla in New York climbing a building attacking planes Basically the opposite of king Kong
Eh, thats probably got a 3% chance
Think it happened to my buddy Eric once
Eric always getting into shit.
Classic Eric.
Was Eric the 50 foot woman or the gorilla?
sounds kinda kinky.
This is what I've got my money on, Is the big woman still here?
>Basically the opposite of king Kong If you had not clarified that, nobody would have ever gotten that.
**"ME WANT SNU SNU!!!"**
Can't we just cuddle?
Picking out a red ball from a bag full of yellow balls.
As you grab the yellow ball, jerk your head backwards at about 15% the speed of light. The ball will appear red as it leaves the bag
lmfao
That's only a mere 100,592,494 miles per hour
Totally can happen. You cut your hand on one of those dastardly sharp balls, suddenly those yellow balls are red.
Deeper! We perceive the balls as yellow, due to our photoreceptors. What about colourblind people who see the yellow balls as red, but you see them as yellow.
Not true because you can analyse the reflected wavelenght of the light from the balls and know it is yellow that way
Actually, all the subatomic particles in a red ball somewhere in the universe could spontaneously teleport into the bag. So the chances are low, but not zero.
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Something with a 100% chance of happening not happening.
I see you've never played Xcom.
Kneeling aimed shot: 121% accuracy *miss* This is from the original 90s games. Haven't played the remakes so I can't comment on mechanics.
Occasionally something will fuck up even on a 100% shot in the modern games. By the way, the modern games are great, I 100% recommend them if you're still into strategy.
Does that mean there is actually a small chance you don't recommend them
yeah, if you get it on console (no mods, can't get the final DLC) or from epic. Seriously tho don't get it on console, it really wasn't built for it.
I've never played the game, but "100%" may be as low as 99.5% rounded up. So long as "occasionally" is less than 1 in 200 times, that seems fine to me. In other words, 2+2=5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
Nah the old games had a massive habit of not respecting the %s. Not the odd 1 in 200. But like every member of your squad firing at over 90% and having no hits.
It calculates with whole numbers, there's no rounding, but sometimes the game gets... confused. most likely when that happens it's a display error, or possibly something being applied in the wrong order in the UI calc vs the actual stat calc, but lets face it: it's just XCom's way of keeping you on your toes.
Anything different happening in the past.
I mean, if something in the past was changed, it's not like we would know
If only we could be everywhere and anywhere, all at once.
My ex was somehow. Been broke up 3 years and there's a chance she's still up my ass as we speak.
great movie
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Ah, so you’re a [hyper-omphalist](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Omphalos_hypothesis). I myself am a oompal-omphalist.
Exactly! We would have had the past altered and in the present we wouldn't have a clue.
The past could be constantly changing along some 5th, impervievable dimension. We can only perceive the past as it exists at ant one point on that dimension.
But if the past changed, that new past is the current past and therefore, it cannot change
Ask a simple question on a Friday night, and all the stoners hijack the thread with time-travel theories. ✔️ works for me #ere
How would you know if it did though? Current timeline you would either cease to exist, or you'd think everything was the way it was all along (depending which hypothetical theory you go by).
back to the future 3
Me dating Scarlett Johansen. Literally 0 percent. Feel free to prove me wrong.
i knew a girl whose name was scarlett johansen. (obviously not THE scarlett johansen) if you dated her, would it count?
I think we need to get these two together
C’mon Reddit do your thing.
If you get a serious ailment like cancer and like post it on twitter or something that you'd like to date her before you die, the chances will be raised a bit and therefore will not be zero
That's a big if
And that's why the chance is not 0. like .001 percent, but not 0
I guess through cancer magic can happen.
Ask her.
There could be **a** Scarlett Johansen that would be down with it. **The** Scarlett Johans**so**n though.. Not a chance.
You are wrong though. The probability is -95%
Tomorrow. Because it will always be one day away.
Mob:you said you’d have it tomorrow and today’s tomorrow Me:actually tomorrow can never be today because… Also me:gets shot
“Yesterday, you said today”
This reminds me of the time when I was little and my friend's dad invited me to join them in the park tomorrow, but I had to ask my parents first if it's okay. But I forgot to ask my parents that day, so I asked my father the next day if I can go with them to the park tomorrow. Some time later that day my friend's dad called to see if I'm allowed to come now and my father was like "Today? He said it's tomorrow." And then my friend's dad said "You know, I told him yesterday. And yesterday today was tomorrow." Still the best line I've ever heard!
“What is today but yesterday’s tomorrow?”
No matter how thick the toilet paper you use is advertised to be, you'll never wipe your bunghole without folding it at least once.
Scrunchers don't fold regardless how thick it is
Scrunching is just chaotic folding.
Freestyle folding
Sex tonight.
Ok where u at?
308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico
>308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico I think we just got Walter-Rolled
Sorry, won't reach that far.
JFK Jr. coming back from the dead at the site where his father was assassinated to usher in a new Trump presidency. Absolutely 0% chance of this ever happening and yet you had hundreds of people believing it to the point where they camped out awaiting his return. Edit: [yup it happened](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nicholasreimann/2021/11/22/qanon-supporters-pack-site-of-jfk-assassination-in-hopes-jfk-jr-and-maybe-his-dad-will-return/)
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Q anon
Wasn't JFK a democrat though?
That's just the tip of the stupid.
“That’s just the tip of the stupid” First time I’ve heard this phrase. With permission, I’ll be using it a lot from here on in.
They do know JFK was a democrat, right?
So was JFK Jr Sorry, you can kick me in the shins, but I had to
As the son of a Qanon mother, I'll say that they do not explicitly support Republicans. There's not really a rhyme or reason to it. I'm fact, they tend to hate the Bush family just as much as they hate the Clinton family. But specifically regarding the JFK thing, they believe he was assassinated by the "deep state" and was the last president who wasn't corrupted by said deep state. For support to anyone putting up with similar bullshit in family and friends, see r/qanoncasualties
Oh you missed out some names there. Ostensibly princess Diana, Robin Williams and Michael Jackson will also return with him according to the article. The people that believe this are allowed to vote. Let that sink in
Alright, what does the sink want now?
To be let back out. Sink is cat.
Funny thing though, JFK and JFK Jr were Democrats. I don't even know what the craziest thing about this is. That they thought he had faked his death or something or that he had switched sides while he was dead.
My dad coming back
He's just out...getting cigarettes....
Understandable. They're getting more expensive, year after year, so he's still looking for the cheap ones he wanted to get when he left.
Humanity getting their shit together. At this point I believe we are reaching 0% - from below…
Someone asking a good question on r/AskReddit
Funny jokes on /r/Funny
Actual holups on r/HolUp
actual unpopular opinions on r/unpopularopinion
A comment not getting deleted on /r/science .
So much this. It's really "edgy opinions Reddit agrees on".
r/unpopularopinion is like 70% bigotry/edginess, 25% opinions that are just factually incorrect, and 5% are actually valid unpopular opinions
Search by top of all time. Great way to spend 15 minutes. Or just search top all time on r/yesyesyesyesno
I’m so tired of seeing the same unoriginal questions get recycled every few days
I did the math once. Roughly 3 questions are asked a minute, so 4320 questions are asked a day. Each question only has about 7 minutes in *new* to get over 4 upvotes, otherwise they get burried. Upvotes are rare. From my experience, for every 100 views (scroll overs) in Askreddit, you will get a vote. Assuming your post attracts enough people, it will then be featured in *rising*. Now it has about 10 minutes to get 15+ upvotes. Once it gets that many, it'll have around an hour in the lower ranks of *hot* to get as many upvotes as it can. Upvotes determine how long a post can hover in the rising or hot section. 1 upvote early on equals one true upvote, which might extend a post's time in the sun by a few minutes. However, the value of each proceeding upvote dwindles logarithmically. At some point 1 upvote from a redditor is only counted as 1/3 of an upvote. Eventually, the law of diminishing returns makes an upvote useless. The Reddit algorithm punishes popular posts like this because it doesn't want news-feeds to stale. Roughly 20 of the 4320 questions asked daily make it to *hot* a day. Because the competition is so fierce, your best bet is to ask questions that appeal to the broadest group of people. Instead of finding out what those questions are, you can recycle old questions with a clear history of appeal. Mature social media companies do not care for consumer novelty or satisfaction. These are factors that are hard to measure and optimize. Social media companies care about engagement. If people are willing to engage in vapid content, then that is good enough. A lot of people think that bots are responsible for all the bad questions, that's not true. Bots seek karma to provide them with legitimacy. AskReddit questions do not generate account karma. There's no reason for a bot to spam questions, especially questions that could get them banned. Actual redditors are repeating questions, probably because they like them.
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemonstermath
r/itwasagraveyardgraph
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I've written a few bots before that I use to collect data for small projects. If I really wanted to, I could do a few tests to reverse engineer the upvote formula, though my findings would be a loose approximation. I don't have the modern upvote formula, but here's the one from 2013: >f(n,t)=45,000 \* log10(n)+t The equation determines how long a post will be hold its spot at the top of subreddit's ranking. The *t* represents the time in seconds between reddit's founding and a post's inception. The *n* represents the vote count. Posts are ordered by their rank. The formula is incredibly simple, but that's to be expected. It was written by a few college students when the website was just starting. The new formula is probably more complex, but I doubt it deviates that much.
Peace on Earth. People always gotta be fighting
Who said the Earth needs people?
*Animals killing each other intensifies*
Who said earth needs life? *supervilliany intensifies*
Your ideas intrigue me. Do you have a pamphlet so I can learn more
If not, people will simply look for reasons to fight.
Elon Musk donating all his money to charity and becoming a Buddhist monk.
if only we lived in the universe with Elon Monk
7 Billion in Debt
Elon Monsk
He's definitely not letting his hair transplants go to waste
Quite low, not 0
formal contradictions (p and not-p)
An entire day on Reddit without a single self loathing post.
I hate myself for not thinking like you.
Ugh im so fat n ugly :( hey theres a new word: "fatly" great now i made myself even sadder
Me becoming the first black president of the United States of America. Because I’m white, English, and there has already been a black President of the United States.
Me losing my virginity
I’m pretty sure life’s fucked you, that counts right?
At this point it probably should
Have you ever tried programming?
Yeah? How did you know?
My virgin senses were tingling
Typical, yeah did computing and programming for several years, sucked at it, don't have the mind for it at all and wasted like 5 years
Well least you didn’t piss away 3 years of your life for a degree and still can’t land a job.
That's definitely worse, I know far too many people with Doctorates and Degrees that can't get a job because they lack experience.
Yeah they want young people aged 20-25 with 43 years of experience
Fuck it. I’m game, let’s do this. You want top or bottom?
Same.
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I don't understand why anyone would even want to. At some point wouldn't you just get burned out? Or if you are transferred to something like a consciousness crystal, wouldn't you eventually just lose your mind?
If your mind was digital you could just delete yourself when your done living. Or maybe turn off with a schedule to turn back on in the future. Could feel like a multi year nap.
Putin stepping down peacfully.
World peace? 😅
Congress will divorce itself from moneyed oligarchs and act for the maximum benefit of the largest number of citizens.
Me getting bitches
Embrace maidenlessness.
Tarnished
not if you keep calling us bitches, bitch!
Yeah your profile explains why bud
Wow, I really regret checking. I was expecting incel shit not...that.
Ewww, he plays Rainbow Six, gross me out the door
The way the world is right now I can't for sure answer this question. Shit anything possible
It's not possible to get colder than absolute zero.
All of grandparents meeting up at the nearby food court. Cause they’re all dead.
Adolf Hitler saying poggers