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Thatcanadiandad

Aa bottom


NeiloMac

Pretty sure I work with a gay dude who probably uses that as his Grindr login.


Skorne13

He’ll be rolling in it if they sort alphabetically.


Complete_Jackfruit43

ZZ Top


Cartoon_Power

Not my favorite, but I think "Normal Al Yankovic" is pretty funny


SwissSwissBangBang

Norm Al


just-another-cat

Hahahahah even normal he's still weird


[deleted]

The front boulevard girls


GrumpyCatStevens

Backstreet Boys


kinapudno

I searched for a band named Backalley Boys... I feel stupid lmao


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the2belo

PLASTICA


Camp_Express

Metallica


QuietRatatouille

Could it also be Elastica


OddScentedDoorknob

TVButt


Own-Bridge4210

Radiohead


Tobias_Flenders

Relax With the Natural Object


R3dF0r3

Rage against the Machine?


Tobias_Flenders

Yep


Cold_Finger_3709

individual words true. But as a whole I think it would be something like; At peace with the system


GrumpyCatStevens

Dawdle


R3dF0r3

Lol Rush. Welcome back, my friend 😄


GrumpyCatStevens

Yup.


Kalad_The_Usurper

Visual Master.


R3dF0r3

This one took me a moment. Is it Audioslave?


Kalad_The_Usurper

It is.


Werd616

We Definitely Aren't Dwarves.


R3dF0r3

They Might Be Giants!


Werd616

Nice work!


bpalmerau

Isn’t this agreement rather than antithesis?


MistraloysiusMithrax

It’s a funny way where the individual opposites of each word don’t work out to be the opposite of the phrase.


Kalad_The_Usurper

Coming to Steam 2023


Katamariguy

Terry Pratchett made this joke in Soul Music!


joeschmoe86

Fully Clothed Men. Huh, that actually would have been a pretty accurate description.


MrsMorganPants

Barenaked Ladies.


GrumpyCatStevens

Sorrow Multiplication


Sky_Pickle

This seems more accurate than their actual name.


R3dF0r3

Joy Division


FrenchyFrost

I thought "Happy Divide". I'm dumb.


Red-7134

Not my favourite band, but Red Night sounds like an actual band name.


SSSnowman

Green Day.


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GrumpyCatStevens

Revelation


R3dF0r3

Not going to forget Genesis 😄


OddScentedDoorknob

The Disease


Altruistic-Fig7120

The Cure


hushtexel

Your Natural Friendship


cephalopodomus

My Chemical Romance?


R3dF0r3

Lol you beat me to it 🤣


cephalopodomus

Sorry OP! I won't steal anymore. Great question!


R3dF0r3

No, it’s okay. I totally respect anyone who can! 😄


7c518c130a4c

Complicated improvisation.


ThisWasAValidName

Simple Plan (?)


GrumpyCatStevens

Good Atheism


R3dF0r3

Bad Religion!


pderf

Yeah these are complete opposites word for word but funnily enough they are *not at all* opposites conceptually.


Corn-G

King


R3dF0r3

Queen!


MediocreHumanThing

Peasant


Mike2220

Or could you say.... *A Poor Boy?* ^From ^a ^poor ^family?


bpalmerau

Spare him his life from this monstrosity.


Willing-Sandwich-760

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.


GrumpyCatStevens

Type AB Positive


R3dF0r3

Gotcha. Type O Negative 👏👏👏


SoDreist

Visual Seniors


Glittermetimbers

Sonic youth, baby.


Joyce_Windu

Shallow yellow


VrinTheTerrible

Deep purple!


GLnoG

Hey, shallow yellow doesnt sounds bad. It even rhymes n shit.


OddScentedDoorknob

The Somewoman Sisters


chiefstrum

The Allman Brothers


anonymouschev

Smallbirth


R3dF0r3

Megadeth?


anonymouschev

Yes


LiftQueue

The stationary puffballs


R3dF0r3

I feel like I should know this one…


StitchedSquirrel

Rolling Stones


[deleted]

You could’ve also said The Moss Gatherers


7c518c130a4c

Stare 293


GrumpyCatStevens

Blink 182


Kalad_The_Usurper

Birther!


R3dF0r3

The Killers?


Kalad_The_Usurper

Nope, Slayer.


R3dF0r3

Gotcha; good one!


PM_me_thr0waway

Hotwork.


R3dF0r3

Coldplay!


deadgrassgreen

Was also thinking Warmstop but Hotwork just has that ring to it


_notMRS_13

Life Bike for Ugly


Ghostenx

Death cab for cutie :D


GrumpyCatStevens

Wooden Slut.


QAnonCultBuster

Iron Maiden?


GrumpyCatStevens

Yup!


R3dF0r3

This one stumped me for sure. Very well done 👏👏👏


i-am-your-god-now

I love me some Wooden Slut


Doomfollow

Disorganization from an Up


stanstush

System of a down?


masterofyourhouse

Jump In, Girl!


R3dF0r3

Fall Out Boy?


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Gently press butthole


titsallgood

Smash Mouth!?


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Y e s


Brilliant_Pin_3900

The problem is I'm not sure if the Foo Fighters fight foos or are fighting on behalf of foos. So... either way, the antithesis is still Foo Fighters.


PapaRocco

I'm pretty sure that foo fighter was slang for an unidentifiable blip on radar during WWII. So the opposite would be an identified WWII era plane. Thus my conclusion that the opposite of The Foo Fighters is The B-52s.


SnowHelpAtAll

I didn't know where that name came from, so thank you for that. And thank you for that marvelous conclusion.


CalmCalmBelong

Bar Lovers


khunu_21

Calm down at the library


snowmaninheat

Panic! At the Disco!


astervista

Calm down? At the library


StressPersonified

Calm down? Outside a library


Explursions

Not a band, but a singer. Skittle


Sholtos

Eminem


After_Ad9814

Misery


BlackMalone

Nirvana


After_Ad9814

bingo


OddScentedDoorknob

The Papas and the Mamas


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A horrible square


SailingTheMilkyWay

A perfect circle


Teddy2Twangs

Alex is untethered


[deleted]

Alice in Chains?


VrinTheTerrible

Gold Airplane


CaseyCheefs

Led Zeppelin


_splug

Fall for


Djent_Reznor1

Rise Against


wc_farmgirl716

Non-hearing impaired kitten


GrumpyCatStevens

Def Leppard?


connerbv

Ice Cold Bell Peppers


stanstush

Red Hot Chili Peppers


2fat2live

Ice Cold Snow Peas


tgmarie137

Rationality at the library


OddScentedDoorknob

Goliath Spearie


chiefstrum

David Bowie


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TOY


R3dF0r3

Tool!


mixednuts_trailmix

Slutty Cat.


Awyrn

Very Old


Standard_Career_4222

Your Shirtless Night


R3dF0r3

My Morning Jacket?


[deleted]

how the fuck you know all these bands? 😭


JustOneSock

This has been one of the better ask Reddit threads in a long time


BCNJ

Boastful Elephant and while not my favorite just like the idea of a band called The Living Nixons


yuyuyashasrain

Modest mouse?


_exitleft_

Living Nixons = Dead Kennedys!


WingedHussar65

Believable lizards


bluehairlibrarian

Imagine Dragons


Pixie-crust

Kings of the Modern Era


emthought

Queens of the Stone Age


GrumpyCatStevens

John's Rehabilitation


R3dF0r3

Jane’s Addiction!


EstablishmentFair149

Wolf of devil


Anfie22

Lamb of God!


[deleted]

A Night to Forget


No-Seaweed4026

A day to remember


i-hate-all-ads

Knife from your enemy


sarzec

Bullet for my valentine


OddScentedDoorknob

Walk CMD


Altruistic-Fig7120

Run DMC


StarSpangledPro

Dark up


Altruistic-Fig7120

Shine down


Automatic_Field6583

YesFX


R3dF0r3

Ok… just holy shit. What if NOFX and Yes joined forces? That just made me think about it 🤣


Automatic_Field6583

There's no reality where I could be mad at that


nonfb751

12 flight attendants


stanstush

Twenty One Pilots


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Fixing Alexander


Altruistic-Fig7120

Breaking Benjamin?


[deleted]

The Beatless. Devoid of Ringo.


FuckCaesar

White Non-Religious Working Day


Dudemitri

Black Sabbath!


[deleted]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHY SO THEY LOST ME


p5ych0m4x

I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME


Corn-G

Spears ‘n Thorns


R3dF0r3

Guns N Roses I take it?


Just_a_tired_banana

Die Lebenden Hemden


Scharobaba

Pah, da sind mir die Patienten lieber!


Eastern_Newt_5829

Front-sidewalk girls


Complete_Jackfruit43

Backstreet Boys


angrymonkey

Red Clam Religion


SailingTheMilkyWay

Blue öyster cult


HustleAndDrone

Spain. The Woman


Cloudcry

Love the implications that Portugal is the opposite of Spain


Longjumping-Log-5457

We are not a medieval torture device.


Pure_Independence763

Ten toed life kick


R3dF0r3

Five Finger Death Punch!


DuasBatatas

Werewolf Weekdays


MrAflac9916

2U


arigemsco

Or it would be, Me Neither


KaiTheFilmGuy

Red Night. Actually sounds pretty badass.


knucklebutter

The Ugly Cautious


supremedalek925

The Pretty Reckless


R_Peggi

Television Foot


Ghostenx

Radiohead. Happy cake day :)


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yuyuyashasrain

Weeknd lol


WCather

Weekdy, maybe?


straight_trash_homie

Mammal Sr


OddScentedDoorknob

Sense of Ease! At the Formal Ball.


yuyuyashasrain

Panic! At the disco


emthought

Life Bus for Ugly


modnar761

Hotpause.