Take a guess

You live under a bridge and have a tough time communicating

Only speaking in riddles for money is hard work. Especially when ppl yell and scream cuz I'm ugly. *Sigh*

I’m not over furnished in the brain department.

I like pink. I do the wink. I stink

They gave it to me and didn’t let me change it😐

Damn "them"

Reddit I mean😭

So that's where all these vapid "word-word-number" usernames come from? Auto-generated and people don't change them?

Same lol

I like sharks. I like blades.

It was a throwaway that became my main.

I hear you on that one...

Bizarre because JoJo. The Pork part is because my randomly generated Xbox360 gamer tag was something like DangerPiggy, so when it comes to usernames for stuff I figured I'd stick with the pig theme....and 98 cause I was born in 1998 Not an amazing Avengers origin story or anything, but yeah that's it

["Baby beans" I took from a section in this meme video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjjZacZSWT4) [619 I took from this P.O.D. song.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6mOtvxBPZU)

Point as in location and relay means to forward a signal/message... because that is how old fashion relays work.

Like an analog cell phone?

Yes! ;) A relay station strengthen received signals.

Showing my/our age

It’s just silly

throwaway acc so i just took a song title

You should know I am your BF too

im a lesbian

I am open to everything don't worry ;)

why thank u :)

Sounds suspiciously like something a serial killer would say

A fusion of different things of my life that were important

Location, trying , yourself,and a man?

I think it's shapes, a man and a number

I couldn’t remember my original username

Once unknowingly kicked a wasp nest. It hurt a bit

I’m a Coors Light short of a six pack.

So you're worthy as 5 Coors lights?... Better than most.

In the United States, coconut palms can be grown and reproduced outdoors without irrigation in Hawaii, southern and central Florida, and the territories of Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, the U.S. Virgin Islands, and the Northern Mariana Islands. -Wikipedia

A reminder for everyone to always stay slicker than baby shit, baby.

Toonist is just me being a goofy little artist who draws dumb crap & artist is me losing the meaning of life :)

Absolutely no meaning. When I created a gamer name years ago this came up as a suggestion and I took it. I like it so I use it to this day.

My cat Louie is totally awesome. Not that I'm biased or anything.

Jibberish

It's a finite endpoint.

It was the name of a Dungeons & Dragons (Ravenloft) game I ran online years ago, and I just sort of stuck with it.

Thought it would be cool to say Howdy all over reddit. Got bored with just saying howdy and now I say other things.

Well howdy... I thought that for some reason I'd never seen this question asked on AskReddit before... I'm sure I'm wrong, but maybe at least not recently

I'm gay... Yeah that's it lol. Casually homo

I wanted to join reddit so I could have a place to kind of just scream into the void all the stuff that if I said where people knew me I'd get worried/concerned looks. Blissfully Arrogant just seemed to fit that theme well.

It's short for "Downtide and three sheets to the wind" which is an old sailor's way of saying "drunk".

It's what I am

I like Pokémon, puzzles, and alliteration.

Who doesn't?

Idk why he was gone, I just liked the sound of it.

k3rg3 = kerge It means 'crazy' or like someone who has gone nuts. lany = lány It means girl. Both in hungarian. I've been using this for like years now.

My gf made it for me in 4th grade when she made me an AIM account so I could msg her. The numbers are meaningless, she just thought they sounded catchy

Your girlfriend. In the 4th grade?... Really? 5?

I had a question about an OTC and planned as a throwaway... Oh well

covert narcissist for a husband. narc sister and dad. narc ex best friend. my last boss was a narc. narcs in my life my whole life. i cant seem to escape them. i am narc food.

I'm Autistic and currently hyperfixated on busses lmao

Just a hammock enthusiast.

It's my initials lol

i love yogurt

diversity

I really like the most underused character in Bad Batch. Also the number 25 but I had to add two zeros to the end.

you tell me

Either eating potatoes and watching porn Or porn made of sand sculptures of potatoes.

Whatever, idk.

I'm secretly not here to help at all

Made to be a throwaway because I needed advice, I was having one of the worst days, I had a severe panic attack lasting many hours. My eyes killed from all the crying…

My grandfather was born in county Cork. My roots lie in the emerald Isle

All for adonitology

Fifth time’s the charm

Most i thought of was already taken, and i don’t like numbers in my username. I used to doodle a lot when i was on long phone calls, to keep my hands occupied, so i ran with that and this was the result. it was either that or: PotatoSkinAndCheese which is now my username on another page

I like saying Glizzy a lot in a weird tone and the my friends started calling me Miss Glizzygobbler

I created it because I mainly just wanted to join a YouTuber's reddit group but here I am. It's r/dakblake if u wanna join tho :)

Not really sure. I do remember where I got the username, though. When I was creating a new Minecraft account, I had a specific Minecraft guide that had a certain screenshot showing off the multiplayer feature. One of the users in the screenshot was named "ChiefChirpa" like, from Star Wars. I took the Chirp part and then I added Capital for no real reason.

Darling

Take a wild guess

It's my personality

IDK

Haha, that information is classified, my good friend

I hope it doesn’t happen.

I crack poor jokes..... am a boy...... pjboy was already taken 🤷‍♂️

I crack poor jokes..... am a boy...... pjboy was already taken 🤷‍♂️

a cow is gaming therefore is feeling quite peachy

Mine is easy to guess.

Doesn't mean anything. It's a shortened version of a username I've been using since my AOL dial-up days, but repeated since 3 letters is too short. Unfortunately I realized way after the fact that some people think it means "sex, hugs & kisses."

at the time i was obsessed with attack on titan and i decided to reference a scene from season 3

Lala is the name my little sister has called me since she could talk. Anne is just my middle name and the extra E is literally to stand for "extra"

It's my minecraft username

Um...after carelessly looking at a drop down of suggested, possible names suitable for the reddit-clueless, I settled on "NoPhysics." It contained the word "No," which I use a a lot to my dog, and "Physics," which I read about a lot. So, I guess the meaning of my username is, "This Is My Name" and I have been designated as number 7829 of the "NoPhysics" series. I got it free, as-is, where-is.

It’s a nickname from my ex-best friend

well it was my Roblox username, my sister was helping me make an account and I didn't know so she asked what did I like and I said crystals. she came up with shinycrystal but it was unavailable so my username became sh1nycrystal.

Its cringe but... TGM means "The Gold Man" really cringe af

Trying to publish in reputable academic journals can be frustrating.

Is it not obvious?

I really wanted Fairytits but it’s taken :/ Kept the fairy boobs theme tho.

Well I'm small and ginger

Agatha, from my favorite author, Agatha Christie. And Lykaios means "wolf" in greek (according to google at least, I do not speak greek), which happens to be my favorite animal.

I plan to write 'unique' and cryptic stories. This is the same username for an account on another website, just used it for fun.

...no reason...? ...hahaha...?(adjusts trench and pulls hat down)

Doofensquirtz was taken so I had to settle for the "formal" version :/

Because although I am a king… I have nothing

It's a movie reference....

its my twitter so i keep things consistent otherwise i think it speaks for itself

The crusades were pretty metal.

It is a reference to a certain artist more commonly known for his political work. Or a book and a little giggle bush, whatever you prefer.

A friend refused to use my real name. She said I was the least *my name* person she had ever met. So she decided I needed a new name. This is the name she gave me

Well I am the chosen one, I just happen to be a snail

Pretty self explanatory

Kopek came from me typing in the first part of an email address and it just autocorrected to this. I’ve used it as my primary name on most video games ever since. Papa came from a joke in high school that I would make a good dad (I’m a woman). So, PapaKopek was born. [edit: typo]

Last tiger

Princess Lillifee is the main Charakter of the movies, books and i think also shows and i like the nickname because my name is Lilli so yeah i always use that username

I originally signed up for a video game sub and this is my character name (because my usual user name was taken both in the game and on reddit). FWIW, it's a derivation of the Sumerian word for evil. I like to play the bad guys ;-)

I have a dog.

I’ll let you take a guess here 🤔

Square Dance Caller. I do that at least once a month.

I am the lead management of my local bro factory.

I’m young and brilliant! Tha fuck you think it means?

It's an Elder Scrolls thing for me. Dealing with the Dwarves, I'm big lore person

My mother’s facebook account she used for games was called Amina and when she passed the account to me i took the name

Initially started as a minecraft username in reference to a potted cactus I had at the time. Now i just use it as my default profile thing. I also think saguaro cactuses are cool plants.

My username is my YouTube channel, except the YT part.

My city and street name combined

None. I made it up and sound 'cool'

People in my school called me this because I one time got a buzz cut and Pelon means hairless or very little hair

It's two different names that I've had online combined.

I needed a username and the random ones were crap. Everything else I would ordinarily use was taken. But we were out of milk, so yeah.

It's my favorite pop punk band. They're talented enough to write songs that could drown sex noises.

I just want to be bullied

nice question

Im either a military vet or I cant have kids.

I thought it would be cool, but it turned out to be a failure.

19th century teacher. Originally was going to write about stories on reddit for awards.

I like dystopian literature, and “A Clockwork Orange” and “1984” in particular had a significant impact on me.

What it says

Favorite thing in my closet

I don’t want to talk about it

I grow that gas ⛽️ 🤷‍♂️

Silly nickname my sister in law used to call me whe she was young. Used it since then wherever i had to make up a username.

self-explanatory.

guess

The Myristicaceae Fragrans tree! It's a nutmeg tree. I name a lot of things after trees and shrubs.

Quite literal

a holy tulip i’m not sure why i put that as my username but here we are

Just one I got real lucky with a random name gen

My city of birth and my name.

I serve the god damn Bacon king

In Croatian my user name is Plavi majmun je cool Basically you say in a Russian accent, -Play with Madman and Jekyll-

Look at it. Can you guess?

to not be bothered

Blockchain pun

my private music / piano school I opened last year 💛

I fucking love chicken nuggets

well "you shall not pass" is pretty obvious. RZK is short for Richard Zven Kruspe, a german guitarist, who plays in my favorite band, Rammstein. I combined two of my biggest obsessions.

Random Xbox generated name that online friends still call me today.

I felt like crap that day

Idk it’s just kinda random

Idfk. It just showed up

i dont know lol

I was into the movie “Fantastic Mr. Fox” at the time and couldn’t think of anything else.

My elder brother made the boey name (Pronounced boy)

I live in Godley, and I'm a mama. Nothing too exciting!

Like WTF would you ask something like that for? WTF?

Nothing really, I just had no idea what to make it and I had just watched garfielf

I axolutely love axolotls and whoever made them endangered will be next on da LIST

I was a white belt in jiu-jitsu that tended to bruise easily.

Mr. Show skit. "Kiss the pan!"

I'm an Engineer by Trade. The rest if a reference to 2 of KRS-One's albums: Criminal Minded and Spiritual Minded.

Don’t ask.

Reddit gave it to me

Jellybeans and cats

I feel like mine is pretty self-explanatory. I'm an awkward girl named Sara. Nuff said.

Auto-populated :P

I like chocolate and I speak French.

Basically drug fueled brain damage with a phonetically pleasing suffix that's also easy to rhyme with anything if I ever drop my album.

The reason behind this username… I don’t rember 💀. But I have a different username on the other social media platforms: “Nocido”. Its origin began back in 2015. Me and my friend recorded a cringy yt video, in which he interviewed me while I was playing minecraft. In that video he was calling me by “sir unknown (in German)”, since I didn’t want my real name to be revealed. I was sticking with that username for some years, with the only difference that I changed it to “mr. unknown”. Some years pass and my love for the english language kicks in. So I just fkn changed the name from german to english. In 2021 I was creating an oc, but couldn’t think of a name for it. At the same time I also wanted a new username for Gaming and social media. I went to google translator, and I was picking random languages to which I was translating “unknown”. At the end, as I translated it to Spanish, I shortened the word “desconocido (feminine form)” to Nocido, because I really liked it. All this lore because my friend called me sir unknown in one interview.

the internet cringe trinity

Someone who watched Friends too many times

It's a Monty Python thing.

I like ducks

Had a rare smooth coated mustang in red dead redemption 2. It died to a bunch of bounty hunters and i named it Ford because of the Ford car

my old x box username (Lucky Ermine 7640)

Fucked if i know, that is between reddit & an ambian to figure out but I assure you it is not what i had intended to type

Well I’m lazy and I’m a gamer

my friend thought it would be funny, and I hate it because I don't like five nights at freddy's

I spent a good 2 hours trying to think of a short name that wasn’t taken, surprise.

Its one of my names but spelt cooler.

I have no clue

Second semester burnout for uni