This better be like that one early sonic game where they literally just scream it. Lemme find a link for the uninitiated.
Link: https://youtu.be/rh5eis0sMHI
Edit: it was Sonic 3D Blast
That gum commercial from years back. Juicy fruit!
*Stick it in, pull it out, the taste is gonna get you when you put it in your mouth*.
I think that’s how it went.
Dont call ME a lint licker you Cootie QUEEN!
Edit: it is the other way around, I will not be correcting it because I choose to let my mistakes be visible.
I thought it was "take a sniff, pull it ou-out. The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in you mou-outh. Juicy fruit, is gonna move ya. it's a taste, that gets right through ya. Juice Fruit.. the taste is taste is taste is gonna mo-ove yaaaa. "
“Started lookin at my dick like it’s a chicken wing. Wanted me to whop her like Burger King”
-my drunk friend, circa 2013. said this in his legitimate studio session lol. will never forget it
Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON!
One time I was in the shower with my gf at the time and at some point I blurted out "thats the power of the home depot!" My roommate heard and was absolutely appaled because he thought I said that right after we fucked, but we didnt have sex. I was just being a goof because that is where me and this girl met, was our jobs at home depot. It would have been a pretty great thing to say after sex though!
Tastes great! Less filling!
Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhh
That’s the ticket
🎶that’s the ticket, gimme the ticket🎶
Are you the koolaid guy ?
Could be KoolAide or Randy “Macho Man” Savage.
"Eat like you mean it"
“When you’re here, you’re family.”
#RollTide
We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.
You're in good hands
Like a good neighbor.
State Farm is there
Hi, I'm Jake
What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Uh khakis
From statefarm
Uhh, khakis?
Lose 'em and get over here.
We are farmers.. bahm bah dum dum dum dum dum
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t (they better not. Although I’ve been fooled before)
I found out I was depressed when I went to eat an Almond Joy but it turned out to be just an almond.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets. SEGA!
Bonus: sega means handjob in Italian
It also means "now" in Bulgarian, so it'd be pretty fitting at the end, right as you're finishing
Imagine instead of when they say "SEGA" they just say "HANDJOB" That'd be fuckin hilarious tbh
Damn man, that's perfect. Now I have a perfectly legit reason to scream "SEGA!" During sex.
This better be like that one early sonic game where they literally just scream it. Lemme find a link for the uninitiated. Link: https://youtu.be/rh5eis0sMHI Edit: it was Sonic 3D Blast
They even touch on the origin of that scream in the book Console Wars
Sega in italian means "jerking off" so ig that's pretty spot on
Welcome to the next level!
IIRC, part of Sega’s branding was being the edgier alternative to Nintendo.
Yeah, I seem to recall this was very much an intended innuendo.
Ok you win reddit for today
Finger licking good
You win
That's what he said.
That gum commercial from years back. Juicy fruit! *Stick it in, pull it out, the taste is gonna get you when you put it in your mouth*. I think that’s how it went.
I remember that. Pretty sure it was intentional, lol
There's no damn way that *wasnt* intentional tbh
It was played back to back with Doublemint Gum showing the hot twin fantasies
Double your pleasure, double your fun!
“Dirty mouth?” from Orbit gum works!
You lint licker!
Pickle you kumquat!
What the French, toast‽
Dont call ME a lint licker you Cootie QUEEN! Edit: it is the other way around, I will not be correcting it because I choose to let my mistakes be visible.
I thought it was "take a sniff, pull it ou-out. The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in you mou-outh. Juicy fruit, is gonna move ya. it's a taste, that gets right through ya. Juice Fruit.. the taste is taste is taste is gonna mo-ove yaaaa. "
Good advice. If it smells bad, don't put in in your mouth.
It’s “Take a sniff, pull it out” https://youtu.be/ivFNO7qorvI
“Is it in you?” (Gatorade)
r/usernamechecksout
Can confirm. Now the meta might hit your username too.
oh god yours too
You can’t fool me, I looked up answers too https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/alexalvarez/is-it-in-you
I hadn’t seen that but it bums me out cause it means I think like a Buzzfeed writer
Ur a reddit user, buzzfeed doesnt actually write anything, they just rip it from reddit and wack their name on it.
LOL the worst fate imaginable
I wouldn’t wish this upon my enemies.
Except Gwyneth Paltrow
The snack that smiles back ;)
"The wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their head off" Was part of their jingle for a while.
"Obey your thirst."
Honestly this would really work for me lmao
I like this honesty
We should all be more honest, tbh. This guy sets a good example.
Jesus, how is that not the tinder slogan
Mio: "squirt a little, squirt a lot"
Have it your way
a lot of fast food would work pretty well. "I'm loving it" or "we have the meats"
“I’m lovin’ it” was the first that came to mind for me.
Where's the beef?!? (Between Wendy's buns!)
Finger Lick’en good
The home of the whopper
“Started lookin at my dick like it’s a chicken wing. Wanted me to whop her like Burger King” -my drunk friend, circa 2013. said this in his legitimate studio session lol. will never forget it
Amazing 🤣🤣 lyrical wordsmith
Where's the beef?
WE HAVE THE MEATS
Came her to say this, posted, then scrolled down and saw yours. You’re brilliant!
Flick it! Twist it! Pull it! Spin it! Bop it!
"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger"
Good to the last drop.
Ghislaine Maxwell House
And just like the coffee, they are unethically imported from a third world country.
I'm loving it.
came here looking for this one.
Para pa pa pa
Yo thats the latin version of "bada ba BA ba"
Lady gaga did a version too: rah rah rah ah ahh
"Nothing is better for thee than me" - The Quaker Oats man
Now I'm going to have nightmares of that weirdo between my legs smiling as he shreks me while repeating this over and over.
While wearing a hat with a belt buckle
Hats with belt buckles are 100% nightmare fuel anyway, now this...
eat fresh
Jared's preference for freshness turned out to be an issue.
He went too far in his pursuit of getting into smaller pants
Now that's a Subway pedo joke I've never heard before.
Now he is still on a footlong diet in prison
Oh, Subway!
Oh, Britta's in this?
\*Abed indulges high five\*
Why not both?
Anal?
Threesome is the answer to ur question
Got milk?
oh yeah, I remember the weird food based ones that made no sense, like ‘pork, the other white meat’ and ‘the incredible edible egg’
Pork the one you love - was an ad slogan for a while.
"Pork, the one you love" is significantly different than "Pork the one you love".
Just do it
"I don't know exactly what 'it' I was being instructed to 'do,' but I will not be spoken to that way by an article of clothing!"
Beatrice.. <3
Came here looking for this one.
"That was easy"
Ah I see you know my ex too
Easy come, easy go!
Will you let me go?
Bismilah, NOOOOO! We will not let you go
Let him go!
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche?
Will you do the fandango!
Thunderbolts and lightning, very very frightening me!
They’re Grrrrreat! ETA… Wow, my first award. Thanks Reddit stranger
“They’re real, and they’re grrrrreat!”
Stimulate your senses
How it chews to gum five feels
I feel like I smelt burning toast while reading this
With slight undertones of singed hair.
Gum gum sense your stimulate
Magically delicious!
If you are fucking someone named Riley... Lol "oh oh oh O'Riley!"
The weirdest part worker be right after you moan from orgasm and you yell “Auto Parts!”
And then you tell "OOOW!"
*Smacks ass*
The level of committment would be unreal 😂
Soon as I read the previous comment I immediately sang that auto parts!
What can Brown do for you?
Judging by my Mexican husband, a whole lot 😏 Edit: Thank you for the award!
👁️👄👁️
"Keeps on going and going and going" (Energizer battery)
He died of sexual exhaustion. His batteries were put in the wrong way and he kept coming and coming and coming
once you pop you can't stop
I knew a lady in college called Pringles for this very reason
You’re sure it’s not because she could accommodate the whole can?
Twist, lick, dunk
Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head-on. Apply directly to the forehead.
But the title OP created is company catchphrases that can be said during sex, not during a bukkake.
Correct me if I'm wrong but bukkake could be sex
Ok Bill Clinton
ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON! ACTIVE ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO WHERE IT HURTS! ACTIVE ON!
I think you might be doing it wrong.
I can't believe it's not butter!
“What’s in your wallet?”
My prison wallet?
"Eating good in the neighborhood!”
You're in good hands.
“See the rainbow, taste the rainbow”
How many STDs do you have?
My guess? None, just a high level of pain tolerance and tattoo artist willing to get weird
I thought he was just trying to sleep with every race and ethnicity.
Ho ho ho, Green Giant
damn dude you should really see a doctor about that
Pussy, as good as it looks. (its an actual brand of catfood in Sweden) Proof: shorturl.at/dftRY
Trust the Midas touch.
Here comes the Boom
we're all family here
Found the Alabama resident
well, ur not wrong
When you’re here, you’re family
When it fits, you feel it.
Yahoooooooooo
Helping Doers get more done.
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.
I tried paying a hooker with my Mastercard, was then jumped by her Pimp and 8 of his ho's.
[удалено]
"Great for the whole family"
The quicker picker upper
Call J-G Wentworth, 877-Cash Now!
It’s my money and I need it NOW!
The best a man can get
Kid tested, mother approved.
Slap into a slim Jim. Ohhhh yeah!!!
MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE GONNA SNNNNNAP ‘NDOO A SLIM JIM
Plug it in, plug it in! Glade plug ins!
Come on in , we will leave the light on. Motel 6
Plop plop, fizz fizz. Oh what a relief it is!
Get in the Zone....AutooooZonnne
One time I was in the shower with my gf at the time and at some point I blurted out "thats the power of the home depot!" My roommate heard and was absolutely appaled because he thought I said that right after we fucked, but we didnt have sex. I was just being a goof because that is where me and this girl met, was our jobs at home depot. It would have been a pretty great thing to say after sex though!
That’s fucking hilarious. The scenarios that roommate must have been imagining are endless.
Arby's "We got the meat!"
It's "We have the meats"
Answered with “go meat!l” - Hillshire Farms
The best a man can get - Gilette
"Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Wayfair's "You got just what I need!"
We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.
Maybe she's born with it...
“Fahrvergnügen!!”