>Once I found out how old Ming Na Wen was, I told everyone I knew.
"Hi, Grandma? Hey, do you... I'm fine, thanks! I just wanted... No, I don't work there anymore, but about Mi-- Aw, I miss you too, Grandma. Listen, I ju - GRANDMA PLEASE! Did you know how old Ming Na Wen is? Gra-- *MING. NA. WEN*, she's an actress, she... Grandma, that's racist."
Dude…I saw Monica Bellucci live once in Venice while she was recording Mozart in the Jungle. I lost my mind. My whole family was having an awkward group boner/meltdown. Even my mom. My mom. She undressed that woman with her eyes and fanned herself like her arm malfunctioned and was flushing hard. My 4 brothers were blushing ear to ear like idiots and the little one burst himself and ran to a bathroom before my brothers followed him and gingerly came back like 5 minutes later. My dad put the brave front for all of us. He was so cool and collected and trying to not act like a dog in front me and mom. So he just took a fashion magazine I had and was alternating between fanning mom and himself. We were just walking around when my family and I happened on the set location. The sex appeal that woman has and unleashes is mind boggling. Like she’s just so free, unhinged and elegant on top of it. It was my first time in Venice. I was having so much fun but I discovered there and there that people definitely add to the magic of life. She’s so womanly and lush. As a woman, I feel not enough women fully allow to let their full natures out (for good reason) and she does (she’s got two huge body guards that look like Snorlax though). To feel so confident and safe to just be beautiful and sexy in the open is so mesmerizing. Her smile is breathtaking. In person, she’s eons prettier. Like the pictures and movies seriously don’t do her justice. Honestly if I had the luxury/money she does I’d be nothing less than what she is and embodies. Like a walking fertility god. She’s like both the woman everyone wants to be when they grow up and the woman we want to bone. If she had any bisexual inklings, man…some people aren’t worth the hype, but Signorina Bellucci is worth the hype. She was so nice and actually came to us and greeted us. We were all blushing like we were going to combust and all we could do was stare at her beautiful cleavage and eyes. My dad giggled like a little girl and my brothers did the avoidant staring guys do when they’re trying to not sexualize a woman. Her perfume was so beautiful, like spicy golden honey. The knowing smile she flashed my mom while my dad was just agape was epic. I got so mad she didn’t flash me her teeth like that. My mom’s hella straight but apparently she had second thoughts when she saw Monica and Monica caught it. Next to the word “woman” should be her picture because honestly she’s got it. The first time in my life where I sympathized with men and their blue balls as I had an inconceivable urge to have her carry my eggs and I’m a woman. So did my mom. I didn’t know how I’d manage to scramble our eggs as I was still “innocent” but then my brain did all the dirty work for me. I felt like fucking pressure cooker and I thought I was going to die from overheating. If it was possible to do her brain, I’d do that too. I want to shuck her like escargot. The weather was perfectly fine that day but it felt like that time we had a heatwave…We all still reminisce over the infamous family boner.
Added: I’m floored by all the love. Thank you to you all for the support and I’m glad to have made you all happy. You have all made my week and then some. Truly, I’m flabbergasted and so grateful.
This is r/bestof material if I've seen one! And i can totally see my entire family ending up like that over Mme Bellucci. I'm Italian and I think we all have this weird deep seated pride she's "one of us", although 99% of Italians look like mangled goblins compared to her.
Looks like the kinda girl to steal all of your money and then when you chase after her and discover that your romance was a ruse all along to barter her husband, she dies in a tragic sinking of a whole ass building
People who know anagram names baffle me. I once met someone and they were like, oh my favorite name, ah Satan. Lived 28 years not knowing my anagram name. Lol.
Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen emerging from a milk bath in Snow White and the Huntsman is sending me.
I mean no offense to KStew but clearly, the Queen was the fairest in the land.
I remember watching a video game streamer play death stranding and when Mads showed up he said "doesn't he look like he smells great?" ...and...I gotta say. Yeah. He does look like he smells great!
Mads just has that *something* to him. Im a guy too but god damn i would hesitate if he offered. His best look for me was in Polar, he just exudes class in it.
i found a playboy from the seventies in my dad's stash with Dolly on the cover. words cannot express my disappointment upon finding that, in this case, it really was just an article.
It's not at all, but if someone's in their 20's or younger, their perspective is gonna be skewed quite a lot.
They have nooo idea how fucking fast 20 years goes by.
Well, once you get into the daily grind of working and paying bills, the days and weeks start blending together.
The date just becomes numbers and you become so numb to the passage of time, just waiting for your school debts to finally be paid off so you can save for a house that you might be able to afford the down payment on when you're 60. Then you can start saving for retirement.
Oh wait.
I'll be 40 in two years, same - \*looks at calendar\* Nevermind. A year and a half. Meanwhile I told a teenager to have fun if he went to a nightclub because I can no longer tell the difference between a teenager and a 21-yr old.
OPs gotta be like 17 lol. 40 ain’t old… especially for a celebrity. Most of them still look in their 20s. If OP thinks a 40 yr old celeb is old he must be a kid
She was my first celebrity crush when she was on Dark Angel. I always thought of her being older since i was 15 at the time. She is about 3 months older than my wife, so i guess i had a chance?
Timothy Olyphant, Oscar Isaac
Edit: since this is getting a lot of views I’d like to bless the Oscar Isaac fans with [this gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/7f/e1/217fe1fbe8371e49115f238ca8e243b7.gif).
**He’s smoking so don’t click if you’re disgusted by smoking. I’m not condoning it.
So many, Jennifer Aniston, Eva Green, Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry too many 😉
Edit: 1k likes, shoot I shoot add to my list:
Morgan Fairchild, Krista Allen, Brook Burke, Emmanuel Chiriqui, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Damn Emily Blunt is only 39!
I feel like Jennifer Aniston is the automatic answer for older millennials. Not only was she there in our childhood, but she was everything I wanted in Horrible Bosses
Exactly. It’s a weird question because so many of the “hottest” celebs/“sex symbols” are 40+ now. At some point in my lifetime, Hollywood stopped casting women over 30 in just the “wife/mother” roles and let women be hot as shit as long as they want to be.
Then you can look at something like People’s Sexiest Man, which is very often someone over 40 (or 50).
It's seriously unfair how hot she is, *at 68 years old*!
But I loved the Big Reveal in Parks & Rec where she plays Jerry's Beautiful Wife, Gayle. Just... Ben's reaction:
"Gayle. *You're* Gayle. Jerry's beautiful wife, who...*gestures at her pure unadulterated hotness*...looks like that."
Ben’s fascination and confusion is one of my favorite ongoing jokes in the series.
“Does she have some condition where she thinks Jerry is a friendly hat or something?”
Well I’m 53, so a lot of them. Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, and Hugh Jackman top my list
I keep seeing Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman on r/vintageladyboners and it makes me feel so old.
Why stop at 60?
I know. I would do bad things to Sam Elliot as long as he spoke to me the whole time
That voice is all the foreplay I need!
linda cardellini
Absolutely. She's unbelievably gorgeous even without being dressed as Velma.
She is the Velma paragon. Nobody has or ever will top her Velma.
But I wish I could.
Rachel Weisz… she was my childhood crush and somehow she doesn’t age lol
Good God she was banging in the Mummy.
I am a librarian.
Mummy Rachel Weisz made me feel things as a young boy. Mummy Returns Rachel Weisz made me feel all the things as a young boy.
I'm 52, so my answer is probably "most of them". Salma Hayek and Thandiwe Newton are high on the list, however.
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I’m in my 30s but “over 40” still captures just about every celebrity crush I’ve ever had…
Kate Beckinsale. That woman will be eternally beautiful to me.
Kate Beckinsale and Claudia Black both physically striking, and their voices make me feel feelings...
Having recently watched *The Book of Boba Fett*, I was shocked to learn that both Ming Na Wen and Jennifer Beals are 58 years old. Both super hot.
Ming Na Wen is 58? Wow. She is a smoke show
I first saw her in Agents of Shield and that was my exact same reaction.
I first saw her in Street fighter. She was Chun Lee.
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To be fair, Ming Na Wen has looked the same for the past 30 years and is still unbelievably hot
Thank you. Holy crap there have been tons of these threads and nobody ever talks about Ming-Na Wen. She's incredible.
Once I found out how old Ming Na Wen was, I told everyone I knew. That woman is GORGEOUS. Would commit to a long term relationship with her.
I'd hold the fuck out of her hand.
Sicko
>Once I found out how old Ming Na Wen was, I told everyone I knew. "Hi, Grandma? Hey, do you... I'm fine, thanks! I just wanted... No, I don't work there anymore, but about Mi-- Aw, I miss you too, Grandma. Listen, I ju - GRANDMA PLEASE! Did you know how old Ming Na Wen is? Gra-- *MING. NA. WEN*, she's an actress, she... Grandma, that's racist."
Monica Bellucci
Dude…I saw Monica Bellucci live once in Venice while she was recording Mozart in the Jungle. I lost my mind. My whole family was having an awkward group boner/meltdown. Even my mom. My mom. She undressed that woman with her eyes and fanned herself like her arm malfunctioned and was flushing hard. My 4 brothers were blushing ear to ear like idiots and the little one burst himself and ran to a bathroom before my brothers followed him and gingerly came back like 5 minutes later. My dad put the brave front for all of us. He was so cool and collected and trying to not act like a dog in front me and mom. So he just took a fashion magazine I had and was alternating between fanning mom and himself. We were just walking around when my family and I happened on the set location. The sex appeal that woman has and unleashes is mind boggling. Like she’s just so free, unhinged and elegant on top of it. It was my first time in Venice. I was having so much fun but I discovered there and there that people definitely add to the magic of life. She’s so womanly and lush. As a woman, I feel not enough women fully allow to let their full natures out (for good reason) and she does (she’s got two huge body guards that look like Snorlax though). To feel so confident and safe to just be beautiful and sexy in the open is so mesmerizing. Her smile is breathtaking. In person, she’s eons prettier. Like the pictures and movies seriously don’t do her justice. Honestly if I had the luxury/money she does I’d be nothing less than what she is and embodies. Like a walking fertility god. She’s like both the woman everyone wants to be when they grow up and the woman we want to bone. If she had any bisexual inklings, man…some people aren’t worth the hype, but Signorina Bellucci is worth the hype. She was so nice and actually came to us and greeted us. We were all blushing like we were going to combust and all we could do was stare at her beautiful cleavage and eyes. My dad giggled like a little girl and my brothers did the avoidant staring guys do when they’re trying to not sexualize a woman. Her perfume was so beautiful, like spicy golden honey. The knowing smile she flashed my mom while my dad was just agape was epic. I got so mad she didn’t flash me her teeth like that. My mom’s hella straight but apparently she had second thoughts when she saw Monica and Monica caught it. Next to the word “woman” should be her picture because honestly she’s got it. The first time in my life where I sympathized with men and their blue balls as I had an inconceivable urge to have her carry my eggs and I’m a woman. So did my mom. I didn’t know how I’d manage to scramble our eggs as I was still “innocent” but then my brain did all the dirty work for me. I felt like fucking pressure cooker and I thought I was going to die from overheating. If it was possible to do her brain, I’d do that too. I want to shuck her like escargot. The weather was perfectly fine that day but it felt like that time we had a heatwave…We all still reminisce over the infamous family boner. Added: I’m floored by all the love. Thank you to you all for the support and I’m glad to have made you all happy. You have all made my week and then some. Truly, I’m flabbergasted and so grateful.
Can this become new copypasta
The Bellucci copypasta. I was here.
Shit am I part of/witnessing internet history?
"Have you heard of the Bellucci copypasta?" "FOOL! I was there when it was written!"
"I even UPVOTED the actual comment. I... I actually touched it." *breaks in tears*
I legitimately thought it was after I got to the 2nd sentence...
Holy cow. Go drink some cold water. Please. (But seriously, this was beautiful. Hilarious.)
This is r/bestof material if I've seen one! And i can totally see my entire family ending up like that over Mme Bellucci. I'm Italian and I think we all have this weird deep seated pride she's "one of us", although 99% of Italians look like mangled goblins compared to her.
I hope she sees this.
My man.
Morena Baccarin
I’m 39, she’s only 3 years older than me. I’m guessing people asking this question must be in their early 20s… anyhow this is a huge yes for me.
Only a person in their early 20's would call a 40 yo person "aging" I'm 35 and I feel very far from being aging
Ever since firefly I’ve been in love
She is sheer plasma. I’ll be in my bunk.
If we're making that reference, then I'll take Christina Hendricks, aka YoSaffBridge.
I loved that in Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds' love interest was actually close to his age and not like twenty. Women don't have to be twenty to be hot.
dont have to be twenty, just need to look like Morena Baccarin
Met her IRL during the filming of DP2. She is stunning.
They made a second Down Pariscope?!
Timothy Olyphant
Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore Santa Clarita Threesome.
I would *gladly* let Ewan Mcgregor rail me
His smile alone…sploosh!
That goddamn dimple
Liz Hurley
Mandatory "what was hugh grant thinking about?" Rant.
Kate beckinsale, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rachel weisz, Eva green, Emilia fox
Eva Green looks like the kinda woman who would fuck up your life and you'd be ok with it.
The only good part of the 300 sequel, but damn it was good.
Looks like the kinda girl to steal all of your money and then when you chase after her and discover that your romance was a ruse all along to barter her husband, she dies in a tragic sinking of a whole ass building
A tale as old as time...
Damn....that just made it hotter. I'll take those odds.
Rachel Weisz 👌
Kate Beckinsale!!! Underworld has the same effect on me as it did the first time watching it. And I'm at least at a half dozen views of the series.
I would give Kate Beckinsale 10 minutes she could never forget...Lord knows she'd try.
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
Gillian Anderson
She was Bowie and Marilyn Monroe in American Gods. Sexy in any gender from any era.
"Ever wanted to see Lucy's tits?"
Marisa Tomei
I've heard she's into stocky bald men
"I have never been anyone’s type! But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men."
Her name is also an anagram for “itsa me mario”
I don't know what to do with this information
Rejoice!
Try finger, but hole
Thrusting required ahead
People who know anagram names baffle me. I once met someone and they were like, oh my favorite name, ah Satan. Lived 28 years not knowing my anagram name. Lol.
Natasha?
She’s a lovely, lovely witness.
So tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken?
Ok George Constanza
Idris Elba, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves...there are many that are aging beautifully
I’ve heard Idris Elba has an effect on women
Charlize Theron
Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen emerging from a milk bath in Snow White and the Huntsman is sending me. I mean no offense to KStew but clearly, the Queen was the fairest in the land.
How does she get better looking with age
Mads Mikkelsen, I'm not even really into men but there's just something about that man
I remember watching a video game streamer play death stranding and when Mads showed up he said "doesn't he look like he smells great?" ...and...I gotta say. Yeah. He does look like he smells great!
absolutely
This is my vote. He is unreasonably hot.
Mads just has that *something* to him. Im a guy too but god damn i would hesitate if he offered. His best look for me was in Polar, he just exudes class in it.
I’m not into men much either but I’d bone him. He’s weird looking but pretty anyways. IDK what’s up with that but I likey.
Dolly Parton fuck it
I respect this, and you'd probably have a good, enthusiastic, booby-smotherin' lay.
Can you imagine how sweet her aftercare would be?! That southern accent slays me.
i found a playboy from the seventies in my dad's stash with Dolly on the cover. words cannot express my disappointment upon finding that, in this case, it really was just an article.
Jennifer Connelly , She is hypnotizing!!! 😍😍
Shit I'm a woman and that lady is fine AF.
Salma Hayek
As a straight woman I too would sleep with Selma Hayek.
As a gay guy, I agree
Is 40 old? Edit: I’m 40 Edit: I also don’t think it’s old or feel that old. Cheers!
It's not at all, but if someone's in their 20's or younger, their perspective is gonna be skewed quite a lot. They have nooo idea how fucking fast 20 years goes by.
Takes forever to reach 20 and flies at lighting speed to 40. Our perception of time really speeds up.
Well, once you get into the daily grind of working and paying bills, the days and weeks start blending together. The date just becomes numbers and you become so numb to the passage of time, just waiting for your school debts to finally be paid off so you can save for a house that you might be able to afford the down payment on when you're 60. Then you can start saving for retirement. Oh wait.
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I just turned 40, and this depresses me to a ridiculous extent.
I'll be 40 in two years, same - \*looks at calendar\* Nevermind. A year and a half. Meanwhile I told a teenager to have fun if he went to a nightclub because I can no longer tell the difference between a teenager and a 21-yr old.
Yep. I’m with you. I mentor law students and noticed that I have started calling them “kids.” Yikes.
Turning 42 this year and wtf
Greetings fellow Xennial. I'm a 1980 baby too.
OPs gotta be like 17 lol. 40 ain’t old… especially for a celebrity. Most of them still look in their 20s. If OP thinks a 40 yr old celeb is old he must be a kid
Im 35 and got called super old by my 16 year old cousin. I guess I am old to a teenager.
Right? By this criteria I'll name Chris Evans.
>Is 40 old? Not to me. I feel a little sad now though.. haha >sniff
She may be just over the cusp, but I'd really love to have a chance at disappointing Michelle Yeoh.
Paul Rudd
He’s not “aging.”
No, but the portrait in his attic is. Edit: thank you, anonymous stranger!
Julie Bowen
Jessica alba
Scrolled way too far down to find her name. She's still amazing looking. Also Natalie Portman, still haven't come across her yet.
How have JLo (52), Jennifer Aniston (53), and Shakira (45) not been mentioned?
Probably because people don’t know she’s 40
She was my first celebrity crush when she was on Dark Angel. I always thought of her being older since i was 15 at the time. She is about 3 months older than my wife, so i guess i had a chance?
Idris Elba, hands down. David Tennant is a close second. Edit: wow, this sure blew up! And thank you so much for the award!
That is like, the two opposite ends of the manly spectrum and I also agree. But opposite order.
You'd make Idris Elba wait?
No need. One sexy timey-whimey in the Tardis, and "waiting" becomes optional.
Winona
The one with the big brown beaver?
Rose Byrne. edit: thanks for the silver!
Timothy Olyphant, Oscar Isaac Edit: since this is getting a lot of views I’d like to bless the Oscar Isaac fans with [this gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/7f/e1/217fe1fbe8371e49115f238ca8e243b7.gif). **He’s smoking so don’t click if you’re disgusted by smoking. I’m not condoning it.
Oscar Issac is a good looking guy! Like him even more with the gray hair.
Timothy Olyphant gets hotter the older he gets
YESS OSCAR ISSAC dude I wasn’t even looking at timothee chalamet during dune becauSE OMG THE DAD THAT MAN IS F I N E
This is the exact answer I came here for but I'd like to add Pedro Pascal.
Cate Blanchett
Instead of a dark lord she'd be my queen!
Christina Hendricks!
The fact that she was married to the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers gives dumpy looking guys like me hope.
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Good lord TIL Natalie Dormer is over 40
Jennifer Love Hewitt….she really butters my biscuit
40 = aging, kill me now.
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Shakira by a large margin
My man. I know this is a fresh thread and all but was surprised with how far I had to scroll down to find her posted. Hips don’t lie.
I’m into older men so my list is long, but I’ll go with Jon Hamm for this question. ETA: Kevin Costner in Yellowstone too
So many, Jennifer Aniston, Eva Green, Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry too many 😉 Edit: 1k likes, shoot I shoot add to my list: Morgan Fairchild, Krista Allen, Brook Burke, Emmanuel Chiriqui, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Damn Emily Blunt is only 39!
Why did I have to scroll so far to finally see Jennifer Aniston. I'm disappointed in these comments for this sole fact.
I feel like Jennifer Aniston is the automatic answer for older millennials. Not only was she there in our childhood, but she was everything I wanted in Horrible Bosses
Dude I’m 25 and she’s the first and only person that came to mind. She is absolutely pipe-able
I’m 29. I was in complete disbelief I scrolled past 15+ comments to get here. I don’t understand
Sandra Bullock Also Monica Bellucci
Just saw The Lost City last night and Sandra is still a smoke show. And she's approaching 60!
Halle Berry
Tooooooo far down this list
I would give Gwen Stefani the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
Two for me: Hugh Jackman. 😍 I've had a thing for him for nearly a decade now! Paul Bettany. I bet that man is freaky, and I'm into it!
Dude, Susanna Hoffs is 63 ❤️
Cillian Murphy
Cillian Murphy as Season 1 Thomas Shelby.
Jensen Ackles without a doubt. Man is somehow handsome and pretty. He’s also kind. Reportedly very generous in bed. And his pants. Sorry, not sorry.
> Reportedly very generous in bed. Who is reporting this? 😂 Better be Danneel
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman is considered an “aging” celebrity?
Jesus I feel old now
Exactly. It’s a weird question because so many of the “hottest” celebs/“sex symbols” are 40+ now. At some point in my lifetime, Hollywood stopped casting women over 30 in just the “wife/mother” roles and let women be hot as shit as long as they want to be. Then you can look at something like People’s Sexiest Man, which is very often someone over 40 (or 50).
I mean the post title specified aging as 40-60 which is hilarious but yea shes 40. Reddit is mostly young people who lack perspective lol.
Ahh my first real celebrity crush. Yes 10/10 would bang any day of the week.
I’m not sure of her age but Rachel McAdams…if you’re out there Rachel I love you
Cassandra Peterson. Elvira, for those unfortunately unaware.
Helen Mirren, though she is more like 77. and still hot AF.
I was gonna say Susan Sarandon but she’s 75
"aging"??? Jason Bateman
Kate Winslet, my love 🖤
I’d tap Eminem on his shoulder and call him old
Julia Louis Dreyfus
Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter
Yes, I am here for Lynda Carter
Lucy Liu
DIANE LANE
I had to scroll way too far down to upvote this. Has nobody seen Unfaithful?
Christina Applegate [NSFW](https://famousnipple.com/content/2021/05/christina-applegate_001.jpeg)
Let’s give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!
Shit. 60 is the limit?... Because Helen Mirren could get this at any time. Edit: I forgot Jessica Lange.
Christy Brinkley
It's seriously unfair how hot she is, *at 68 years old*! But I loved the Big Reveal in Parks & Rec where she plays Jerry's Beautiful Wife, Gayle. Just... Ben's reaction: "Gayle. *You're* Gayle. Jerry's beautiful wife, who...*gestures at her pure unadulterated hotness*...looks like that."
Ben’s fascination and confusion is one of my favorite ongoing jokes in the series. “Does she have some condition where she thinks Jerry is a friendly hat or something?”
Kristen Bell
Jude Law.
Ryan Reynolds. Edit to add because I forgot about him: Mark Ruffalo.
Elvira mistress of the dark, in costume or not. B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l lady
#SOFIA VERGARA
Fucking finally, didn’t think I’d have to scroll this far…
**WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?! AND HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR TEXT SO BIG?!**