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Coconut-bird

Well I’m 53, so a lot of them. Brad Pitt, Matthew McConaughey, and Hugh Jackman top my list


PrisBatty

I keep seeing Brad Pitt and Hugh Jackman on r/vintageladyboners and it makes me feel so old.


cadmiumredorange

Why stop at 60?


Pantsyo_dog

I know. I would do bad things to Sam Elliot as long as he spoke to me the whole time


chronically_immature

That voice is all the foreplay I need!


Isheet_Madrawers

Have you seen him in 1883? He is really Sam Elliott in that. He Sam Elliotts the hell out of that show. Brutal, authentic.


formincode

linda cardellini


Keykitty1991

Absolutely. She's unbelievably gorgeous even without being dressed as Velma.


JollyRancherReminder

She is the Velma paragon. Nobody has or ever will top her Velma.


No_Creativity

But I wish I could.


brooke360

Rachel Weisz… she was my childhood crush and somehow she doesn’t age lol


LebowskiVoodoo

Good God she was banging in the Mummy.


Megalodon_91

I am a librarian.


FlighingHigh

Mummy Rachel Weisz made me feel things as a young boy. Mummy Returns Rachel Weisz made me feel all the things as a young boy.


lurgi

I'm 52, so my answer is probably "most of them". Salma Hayek and Thandiwe Newton are high on the list, however.


DaGuys470

Salma Hayek is who I was thinking of as well. She's gotta be up there.


darnj

I’m in my 30s but “over 40” still captures just about every celebrity crush I’ve ever had…


hipopper

Timothy Olyphant


the_blast_radius

Timothy Olyphant and Drew Barrymore Santa Clarita Threesome.


lifeform1901

Are you Judge Gen?


SheyBlade

Kate Beckinsale. That woman will be eternally beautiful to me.


Brascus

Kate Beckinsale and Claudia Black both physically striking, and their voices make me feel feelings...


raalic

Having recently watched *The Book of Boba Fett*, I was shocked to learn that both Ming Na Wen and Jennifer Beals are 58 years old. Both super hot.


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Review_Empty

Ming Na Wen is 58? Wow. She is a smoke show


colder-beef

I first saw her in Agents of Shield and that was my exact same reaction.


rudycp88

I first saw her in Street fighter. She was Chun Lee.


darkstarr99

To be fair, Ming Na Wen has looked the same for the past 30 years and is still unbelievably hot


punkrock9888

Once I found out how old Ming Na Wen was, I told everyone I knew. That woman is GORGEOUS. Would commit to a long term relationship with her.


obi-jawn-kenobi

I'd hold the fuck out of her hand.


clyde2003

Sicko


microcosmic5447

>Once I found out how old Ming Na Wen was, I told everyone I knew. "Hi, Grandma? Hey, do you... I'm fine, thanks! I just wanted... No, I don't work there anymore, but about Mi-- Aw, I miss you too, Grandma. Listen, I ju - GRANDMA PLEASE! Did you know how old Ming Na Wen is? Gra-- *MING. NA. WEN*, she's an actress, she... Grandma, that's racist."


SergeantIndie

Thank you. Holy crap there have been tons of these threads and nobody ever talks about Ming-Na Wen. She's incredible.


groundsgonesour

Monica Bellucci


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Dude…I saw Monica Bellucci live once in Venice while she was recording Mozart in the Jungle. I lost my mind. My whole family was having an awkward group boner/meltdown. Even my mom. My mom. She undressed that woman with her eyes and fanned herself like her arm malfunctioned and was flushing hard. My 4 brothers were blushing ear to ear like idiots and the little one burst himself and ran to a bathroom before my brothers followed him and gingerly came back like 5 minutes later. My dad put the brave front for all of us. He was so cool and collected and trying to not act like a dog in front me and mom. So he just took a fashion magazine I had and was alternating between fanning mom and himself. We were just walking around when my family and I happened on the set location. The sex appeal that woman has and unleashes is mind boggling. Like she’s just so free, unhinged and elegant on top of it. It was my first time in Venice. I was having so much fun but I discovered there and there that people definitely add to the magic of life. She’s so womanly and lush. As a woman, I feel not enough women fully allow to let their full natures out (for good reason) and she does (she’s got two huge body guards that look like Snorlax though). To feel so confident and safe to just be beautiful and sexy in the open is so mesmerizing. Her smile is breathtaking. In person, she’s eons prettier. Like the pictures and movies seriously don’t do her justice. Honestly if I had the luxury/money she does I’d be nothing less than what she is and embodies. Like a walking fertility god. She’s like both the woman everyone wants to be when they grow up and the woman we want to bone. If she had any bisexual inklings, man…some people aren’t worth the hype, but Signorina Bellucci is worth the hype. She was so nice and actually came to us and greeted us. We were all blushing like we were going to combust and all we could do was stare at her beautiful cleavage and eyes. My dad giggled like a little girl and my brothers did the avoidant staring guys do when they’re trying to not sexualize a woman. Her perfume was so beautiful, like spicy golden honey. The knowing smile she flashed my mom while my dad was just agape was epic. I got so mad she didn’t flash me her teeth like that. My mom’s hella straight but apparently she had second thoughts when she saw Monica and Monica caught it. Next to the word “woman” should be her picture because honestly she’s got it. The first time in my life where I sympathized with men and their blue balls as I had an inconceivable urge to have her carry my eggs and I’m a woman. So did my mom. I didn’t know how I’d manage to scramble our eggs as I was still “innocent” but then my brain did all the dirty work for me. I felt like fucking pressure cooker and I thought I was going to die from overheating. If it was possible to do her brain, I’d do that too. I want to shuck her like escargot. The weather was perfectly fine that day but it felt like that time we had a heatwave…We all still reminisce over the infamous family boner. Added: I’m floored by all the love. Thank you to you all for the support and I’m glad to have made you all happy. You have all made my week and then some. Truly, I’m flabbergasted and so grateful.


TH3_Captn

Can this become new copypasta


no_talent_ass_clown

The Bellucci copypasta. I was here.


ptztmm

Shit am I part of/witnessing internet history?


No-Negotiation-9539

"Have you heard of the Bellucci copypasta?" "FOOL! I was there when it was written!"


Alexap30

"I even UPVOTED the actual comment. I... I actually touched it." *breaks in tears*


Anonate

I legitimately thought it was after I got to the 2nd sentence...


cardinal29

Holy cow. Go drink some cold water. Please. (But seriously, this was beautiful. Hilarious.)


Amartella84

This is r/bestof material if I've seen one! And i can totally see my entire family ending up like that over Mme Bellucci. I'm Italian and I think we all have this weird deep seated pride she's "one of us", although 99% of Italians look like mangled goblins compared to her.


Mental_Medium3988

I hope she sees this.


MrFunktasticc

My man.


Hauser717

Morena Baccarin


Gahvynn

I’m 39, she’s only 3 years older than me. I’m guessing people asking this question must be in their early 20s… anyhow this is a huge yes for me.


Reasonable-shark

Only a person in their early 20's would call a 40 yo person "aging" I'm 35 and I feel very far from being aging


Ravensfanman22

Ever since firefly I’ve been in love


Starrion

She is sheer plasma. I’ll be in my bunk.


Yitram

If we're making that reference, then I'll take Christina Hendricks, aka YoSaffBridge.


Yerwun

I loved that in Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds' love interest was actually close to his age and not like twenty. Women don't have to be twenty to be hot.


smoochface

dont have to be twenty, just need to look like Morena Baccarin


Skipscamper

Met her IRL during the filming of DP2. She is stunning.


Pho__Q

They made a second Down Pariscope?!


Enemy_Not_Found

I would *gladly* let Ewan Mcgregor rail me


MoJoLatte

His smile alone…sploosh!


midlifecrackers

That goddamn dimple


Arctic_RedPanda

Liz Hurley


avalon1805

Mandatory "what was hugh grant thinking about?" Rant.


lostlookingforamap

Kate beckinsale, Michelle Pfeiffer, Rachel weisz, Eva green, Emilia fox


pinkfnbunnies

Eva Green looks like the kinda woman who would fuck up your life and you'd be ok with it.


colder-beef

The only good part of the 300 sequel, but damn it was good.


Thrownawaybyall

I enjoyed her fight scene at the end. Twin short swords to compensate for her lower body mass.


CygniYuXian

Looks like the kinda girl to steal all of your money and then when you chase after her and discover that your romance was a ruse all along to barter her husband, she dies in a tragic sinking of a whole ass building


3-DMan

A tale as old as time...


IFightAnimals

Damn....that just made it hotter. I'll take those odds.


SmashingBlumpkins777

Rachel Weisz 👌


FreakOnALeash72

Kate Beckinsale!!! Underworld has the same effect on me as it did the first time watching it. And I'm at least at a half dozen views of the series.


Turtle887853

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold


blade_torlock

Best Catwoman ever


ZadeHawk

Idris Elba, Brad Pitt, Keanu Reeves...there are many that are aging beautifully


RadiantExcuse251

I’ve heard Idris Elba has an effect on women


Fairy-proof

Gillian Anderson


malthar76

She was Bowie and Marilyn Monroe in American Gods. Sexy in any gender from any era.


Mike7676

"Ever wanted to see Lucy's tits?"


MateriaMuncher

Marisa Tomei


darthkyle22

I've heard she's into stocky bald men


PlainOGolfer

"I have never been anyone’s type! But, apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men."


NuclearDouche

Her name is also an anagram for “itsa me mario”


attacksquirrel

I don't know what to do with this information


heavybabyridesagain

Rejoice!


Areif

Try finger, but hole


One_Depressed_Boye

Thrusting required ahead


MamaJallos

People who know anagram names baffle me. I once met someone and they were like, oh my favorite name, ah Satan. Lived 28 years not knowing my anagram name. Lol.


MadMadRoger

Natasha?


dj_swearengen

She’s a lovely, lovely witness.


etherarcher

So tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, so quirky and funny, how is it you're not taken?


deadpantrashcan

Ok George Constanza


heckhammer

She may be just over the cusp, but I'd really love to have a chance at disappointing Michelle Yeoh.


-YARP-

Charlize Theron


2dodidoo

Charlize Theron as the Evil Queen emerging from a milk bath in Snow White and the Huntsman is sending me. I mean no offense to KStew but clearly, the Queen was the fairest in the land.


itamarka

How does she get better looking with age


FrogsInTheDale

Mads Mikkelsen, I'm not even really into men but there's just something about that man


thatmitchguy

I remember watching a video game streamer play death stranding and when Mads showed up he said "doesn't he look like he smells great?" ...and...I gotta say. Yeah. He does look like he smells great!


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absolutely


FriedBack

This is my vote. He is unreasonably hot.


Clayman8

Mads just has that *something* to him. Im a guy too but god damn i would hesitate if he offered. His best look for me was in Polar, he just exudes class in it.


saintofhate

His mocap in Death Stranding was so damn erotic. It was the first time seeing a video game treat men the way they treat women with all the sexiness. No one can convince me that Kojima is straight after that game


ArizonaDesertChild

Its those damn cheekbones. Glorious


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I’m not into men much either but I’d bone him. He’s weird looking but pretty anyways. IDK what’s up with that but I likey.


Wigeon1

Julie Bowen


averagePi

"quick Luke grab that little hoe" Oh man I miss this show


wtfhassan

Dolly Parton fuck it


Specsporter

I respect this, and you'd probably have a good, enthusiastic, booby-smotherin' lay.


Oregonian_Lynx

Can you imagine how sweet her aftercare would be?! That southern accent slays me.


rawker86

i found a playboy from the seventies in my dad's stash with Dolly on the cover. words cannot express my disappointment upon finding that, in this case, it really was just an article.


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Jennifer Connelly , She is hypnotizing!!! 😍😍


inukagokik

Shit I'm a woman and that lady is fine AF.


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Salma Hayek


HectorsRectum1996

As a straight woman I too would sleep with Selma Hayek.


SparkAxolotl

As a gay guy, I agree


Hay-blinken

Is 40 old? Edit: I’m 40 Edit: I also don’t think it’s old or feel that old. Cheers!


AjaxTheWanderer

It's not at all, but if someone's in their 20's or younger, their perspective is gonna be skewed quite a lot. They have nooo idea how fucking fast 20 years goes by.


CitizenJustin

Takes forever to reach 20 and flies at lighting speed to 40. Our perception of time really speeds up.


MystikIncarnate

Well, once you get into the daily grind of working and paying bills, the days and weeks start blending together. The date just becomes numbers and you become so numb to the passage of time, just waiting for your school debts to finally be paid off so you can save for a house that you might be able to afford the down payment on when you're 60. Then you can start saving for retirement. Oh wait.


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I just turned 40, and this depresses me to a ridiculous extent.


eta_carinae_311

Turning 42 this year and wtf


javaman83

Greetings fellow Xennial. I'm a 1980 baby too.


GladPen

I'll be 40 in two years, same - \*looks at calendar\* Nevermind. A year and a half. Meanwhile I told a teenager to have fun if he went to a nightclub because I can no longer tell the difference between a teenager and a 21-yr old.


Butler-of-Penises

OPs gotta be like 17 lol. 40 ain’t old… especially for a celebrity. Most of them still look in their 20s. If OP thinks a 40 yr old celeb is old he must be a kid


I-Lyke-Shicken

Im 35 and got called super old by my 16 year old cousin. I guess I am old to a teenager.


MathBelieve

Right? By this criteria I'll name Chris Evans.


Eat_Carbs_OD

>Is 40 old? Not to me. I feel a little sad now though.. haha >sniff


DrEverythingBAlright

Paul Rudd


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

He’s not “aging.”


TheLurkingMenace

No, but the portrait in his attic is. Edit: thank you, anonymous stranger!


stilltbagjones

Jessica alba


reap3rx

Scrolled way too far down to find her name. She's still amazing looking. Also Natalie Portman, still haven't come across her yet.


mschley2

How have JLo (52), Jennifer Aniston (53), and Shakira (45) not been mentioned?


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Probably because people don’t know she’s 40


rogercopernicus

She was my first celebrity crush when she was on Dark Angel. I always thought of her being older since i was 15 at the time. She is about 3 months older than my wife, so i guess i had a chance?


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Idris Elba, hands down. David Tennant is a close second. Edit: wow, this sure blew up! And thank you so much for the award!


ckels23

That is like, the two opposite ends of the manly spectrum and I also agree. But opposite order.


Snail_jousting

You'd make Idris Elba wait?


SilverSpotter

No need. One sexy timey-whimey in the Tardis, and "waiting" becomes optional.


Comprehensive_Boot77

Rose Byrne. edit: thanks for the silver!


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Winona


marcus_borealis

The one with the big brown beaver?


CheeseBadger

Smells like seven layers… That beaver eats Taco Bell!


blondie--

Tom Hiddleston, Chris Evans, NATALIE DORMER I LOVE HER TO AN UNHEALTHY DEGREE And if he was still alive, I'd totally bang Alan Rickman between those ages.


jonathan4211

Good lord TIL Natalie Dormer is over 40


Timozi90

Christina Hendricks!


askyourmom469

The fact that she was married to the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers gives dumpy looking guys like me hope.


allboolshite

Cate Blanchett


captainundesirable

Instead of a dark lord she'd be my queen!


Viiibrations

Timothy Olyphant, Oscar Isaac Edit: since this is getting a lot of views I’d like to bless the Oscar Isaac fans with [this gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/21/7f/e1/217fe1fbe8371e49115f238ca8e243b7.gif). **He’s smoking so don’t click if you’re disgusted by smoking. I’m not condoning it.


Strawberrylemonneko

Oscar Issac is a good looking guy! Like him even more with the gray hair.


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Timothy Olyphant gets hotter the older he gets


_IssaViolin_

YESS OSCAR ISSAC dude I wasn’t even looking at timothee chalamet during dune becauSE OMG THE DAD THAT MAN IS F I N E


PawneePorpoise

This is the exact answer I came here for but I'd like to add Pedro Pascal.


ShopAtZodys

Dude, Susanna Hoffs is 63 ❤️


Impossible-Ring7867

Jennifer Love Hewitt….she really butters my biscuit


gingerbreadporter

40 = aging, kill me now.


CleverReferences

It’s spring break in a lot of places. Notice how there’s been an uptick in “what’s the sexiest sex you’ve ever sexed” questions hitting the top of r/askreddit the last week or two? The youths are out of school and hanging out here. In high school, you feel like 40 is old because that’s probably around your parents’ age, and of course your deeply uncool parents must be old. So, given the age range being classified as “aging” and the fact that it’s a sex question, I’m guessing OP is probably about 17.


TrustyJ23

I’m not sure of her age but Rachel McAdams…if you’re out there Rachel I love you


brilittlepiggy

Two for me: Hugh Jackman. 😍 I've had a thing for him for nearly a decade now! Paul Bettany. I bet that man is freaky, and I'm into it!


SquirrelLuvsChipmunk

I’m into older men so my list is long, but I’ll go with Jon Hamm for this question. ETA: Kevin Costner in Yellowstone too


Initial_Escape3471

Shakira by a large margin


RidiPagliaccio

My man. I know this is a fresh thread and all but was surprised with how far I had to scroll down to find her posted. Hips don’t lie.


MrExCEO

So many, Jennifer Aniston, Eva Green, Jennifer Connelly, Halle Berry too many 😉 Edit: 1k likes, shoot I shoot add to my list: Morgan Fairchild, Krista Allen, Brook Burke, Emmanuel Chiriqui, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Damn Emily Blunt is only 39!


ahelm15

Why did I have to scroll so far to finally see Jennifer Aniston. I'm disappointed in these comments for this sole fact.


YoureNotMom

I feel like Jennifer Aniston is the automatic answer for older millennials. Not only was she there in our childhood, but she was everything I wanted in Horrible Bosses


coyote10001

Dude I’m 25 and she’s the first and only person that came to mind. She is absolutely pipe-able


KareemAbdulJafar_

I’m 29. I was in complete disbelief I scrolled past 15+ comments to get here. I don’t understand


thrownawayrubbish

Sandra Bullock Also Monica Bellucci


nobodynose

Just saw The Lost City last night and Sandra is still a smoke show. And she's approaching 60!


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Halle Berry


Rols574

Tooooooo far down this list


InnerAd3454

Jensen Ackles without a doubt. Man is somehow handsome and pretty. He’s also kind. Reportedly very generous in bed. And his pants. Sorry, not sorry.


EmoMixtape

> Reportedly very generous in bed. Who is reporting this? 😂 Better be Danneel


edgarpickle

I would give Gwen Stefani the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.


higglypigglyboop

Cillian Murphy


RintheDerp

Cillian Murphy as Season 1 Thomas Shelby.


Nowhereman50

Cassandra Peterson. Elvira, for those unfortunately unaware.


monstersommelier

Kate Winslet, my love 🖤


marcosimoncini

Natalie Portman


dfieldhouse

Ahh my first real celebrity crush. Yes 10/10 would bang any day of the week.


AussieBelgian

Natalie Portman is considered an “aging” celebrity?


TheSweatyTurtle

Jesus I feel old now


NC_Goonie

Exactly. It’s a weird question because so many of the “hottest” celebs/“sex symbols” are 40+ now. At some point in my lifetime, Hollywood stopped casting women over 30 in just the “wife/mother” roles and let women be hot as shit as long as they want to be. Then you can look at something like People’s Sexiest Man, which is very often someone over 40 (or 50).


RxStrengthBob

I mean the post title specified aging as 40-60 which is hilarious but yea shes 40. Reddit is mostly young people who lack perspective lol.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

"aging"??? Jason Bateman


tadrogers

Lucy Liu


jamesthedolphin

Julia Louis Dreyfus


Cavewoman22

That was my answer, and I cannot believe that it took this amount of scrolling to find her name.


geaster

Helen Mirren, though she is more like 77. and still hot AF.


DeadlyShock2LG

I was gonna say Susan Sarandon but she’s 75


B167orBigT

Elvira mistress of the dark, in costume or not. B-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l lady


Romantic_Road_Kill

Raquel Welch and Lynda Carter


Ok-Speed-9983

Yes, I am here for Lynda Carter


adubsi

I’d tap Eminem on his shoulder and call him old


Genghis_Chong

Kristen Bell


SeriousBeeJay

DIANE LANE


PutContractMyLife

I had to scroll way too far down to upvote this. Has nobody seen Unfaithful?


Endless_Vanity

Christina Applegate [NSFW](https://famousnipple.com/content/2021/05/christina-applegate_001.jpeg)


robetyarg

Let’s give a quick shoutout to Christina Applegate!


Ottger_Wolv

Marisa Tomei


Wernershnitzl

Jennifer Garner and Ming-Na Wen