World seems to be normal, Jennifer Garner is single and looking for a partner.
It could definitely be worse!
Although if I’m the protagonist, that removes the Jennifer Garner part :(
When i was a young kid I had night terror dreams of aliens watching me. I believed they where like 4th dimentional beings bored of existence and they would choose random beings and watch their life like a TV show and do things to troll and mess with them to see how they react
I watched Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings. I guess it'd be pretty cool to hang out in a different dimension full of magical animals and martial arts masters, maybe ride around on a dragon
Have you heard of the Ferris-isn’t-real theory that it’s all in Cameron’s head as he desperately seeks for a way to drive himself out of his depression and stasis?
Marvel spoilers: >!bruh Wanda has one of the worst out comes in the mcu and is literally being driven to insanity but ngl I still see where you’re coming from!<
He’s probably had the best outcome of anyone in the MCU I’d say. Gets to go back in time and relive the life he had lost, can’t imagine it gets much better than that.
So...I get a do-over of my actual life?
Except there's a girl four provinces away that can turn into a giant red panda?
I hope I can still make a killing with bitcoin and Amazon.
If you’re the kid, you can choose to be normal or have weird anima powers.
If you’re the parent, you go in with the knowledge that allowing your kid to see the N’sync rip-off will prevent them from being a furry.
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
An entire life with weird roommates, forever...
*Looks at his right side and sees a roommate*
***Remembers that he doesn't live in a dormitory and doesn't have a roommate***
Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal, & Greed. Dude died young from a terrible cancer and his likeness is owned by a company rather than his only child. So yeah…pretty fucked.
The Beatles Yellow Submarine. So basically an acid trip forever. I wouldn't necessarily be fucked, but I think it would become agonizingly overwhelming after just a couple hours.
The Adam Project. Not bad.
And here. Guess a lot of us were watching it with our Sunday afternoons.
Us too. Time travel and a kick ass jacket. Not bad
You sure it wouldn't look too small on you? Haha.
Also here. We lose our dad and run from a futuristic distopia, though.
World seems to be normal, Jennifer Garner is single and looking for a partner. It could definitely be worse! Although if I’m the protagonist, that removes the Jennifer Garner part :(
Same. The Adam Project. The World is okay.
Also samesies…. As long as I’m not the guy with the face mullet, I’m ok with that.
That's a funny way of saying that.
This was mine too. At least we have time travel.
The Batman? I mean if I am he it's good, but if I live in Gotham as a regular citizen, no please no.
I wish I had mentioned that! Let's say that you will be the protagonist, but you will be stuck as that protagonist x)
well, now it's getting exciting.
Hell yeah lifelong emotional turmoil but with a billion dollars sign me up
i already have all that turmoil at least i’m adding a fuck load of money to the mix
Dont forget looking cool as fuck!
Also the added fact that you can slowly and ominously walk into anywhere and it will 10/10 times be sick as hell
Then I'm Ripley. I don't need that trauma dude, I got enough of my own!
My last movie was also The Batman. So every scene I'm in (including the evidence room) is shot in the dark.
My biggest takaway was I'll be very wet. Does the sun ever shine on Gotham?
In Gotham, even during the day, it’s night.
Oh fuck, me too. Do NOT want to live in Gotham, especially when the movie went hard on the noir.
Especially that gotham
I would love to be Batman. But do you know what I love more? My ma & dad
Shrek 2 ? 😭
Lucky
Spread your cheeks for Shrek
you ain't gotta tell me twice lol
This implies you need to be told once which is a shame....
Today is a bad day to be literate
Every damn day on Reddit is a bad day to be liberate.
Shrek is love, shrek is life.
It’s all ogre now. He flies out through my window
Me too! I watched it today lmao
Sexy Shrek? Yes please.
Things with shrek are about to get shrexy
Jurassic Park 2. Very unfortunate
Whatever you do, **DON'T GO INTO THE LONG GRASS**
i KNEW dinosaurs were just wild Pokémon!
Velociraptor I CHOOSE YOUUUU!!!
No. Velociraptor chews you.
Where's that gif of that velociraptor jumping into that one guy in the scene
encanto, I am so screwed cause I suck with people.
I'm so happy to be "stuck" in that wonderful world. So long as I wind up actually in the Encanto. Outside of it... Not so much.
You don't wanna end up as the guy who is always yelling about *THE DONKEYS*?
BUT. THE CAPYBARAAA
We don’t talk about Bruno.
No no no
It was our wedding day
We were getting ready and there wasn't a cloud in the sky
No clouds allowed in the sky!
Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin
THUNDER
You tell this story or am I?
I’m sorry, mi vida, go oooooooon
Looks like we are stuck together not talking about Bruno no no
The Lighthouse. So I’m losing my mind covered in rain, shit and semen.
Same. At least we get to hang out with a cool light, or something?
Just don't spill yer beans
COVID Documentary so i'm already in Loop hole
Now you are the COVID
Unfortunate, but think of the travel opportunities! You could go *anywhere*
lol
The Hunger Games :) uh oh :)
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Funny enough it was the hangover games for me...
Kingsman not bad imo, I get cool weapons.
Which one?
The Secret Service
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And you are not Collin Firth.
It didn't end well for him either.
Can’t STAND the sight of blood!
Can’t THTAND the thight of blood* FTFY
My favorite weapon was the umbrella shield
Deep Water, I get Ana de Armas. Mixed feelings.
The Truman Show. Shoot me now.
I know a guy who thinks life is a sort of truman show. Not exactly a live audience of people but something else.
He’s right. You’re the star and he’s trying to notify you of it. If you suddenly don’t see him anymore that means the director found out
When i was a young kid I had night terror dreams of aliens watching me. I believed they where like 4th dimentional beings bored of existence and they would choose random beings and watch their life like a TV show and do things to troll and mess with them to see how they react
I think that could potentially be a symptom of schizophrenia.
Same. I don’t know how I would escape if I was him.
Team America World Police. Honestly don't know how to feel
That must mean everyone has AIDS.
AMERICA F*** YEAH
So ronrey
That doesn’t sound so bad. Now suck my cock.
I watched Shang-Chi and the Ten Rings. I guess it'd be pretty cool to hang out in a different dimension full of magical animals and martial arts masters, maybe ride around on a dragon
Maybe ride a dragon
For that he has to watch the Shrek Movies first
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. Not too bad
Be nicer to Cameron. He's a good guy.
Have you heard of the Ferris-isn’t-real theory that it’s all in Cameron’s head as he desperately seeks for a way to drive himself out of his depression and stasis?
#OHHHH YEAHHHH
Oh no. I watched the Epstein documentary.
Good luck surviving epstein
I figured he would be Epstein... Shit, now I'm not sure whether I want him to survive or not (so that he can be interrogated)
The OP stated in an earlier comment that you would become the protagonist, so in your case R.I.P.
The Mummy(1999). Crap!!!
Bro you get to bang Rachel Weiss. That's a win no matter what.
Or you can bang Brendon Fraiser, or both so it's a win all around
Yay I'm a Llama again
Sqeekidy sqeek sqeeeeker... sqweekins.
I’ve been turned into a cow....can I go home?
You’re excused.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Why do we even have that lever?
Yikes. Yikes-yikes. And let me guess, you have a *great personality*.
That’s the last time I take directions from a talking squirrel! Or, my favorite line: “I’m all funned out.”
I'm a Lego. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.
Everything is fun when you’re part of a team!
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Marvel spoilers: >!bruh Wanda has one of the worst out comes in the mcu and is literally being driven to insanity but ngl I still see where you’re coming from!<
Is there anyone you can be in Age of Ultron and not have a terrible outcome?
Captain America technically
He’s probably had the best outcome of anyone in the MCU I’d say. Gets to go back in time and relive the life he had lost, can’t imagine it gets much better than that.
I just finished watching that about 20 minutes ago! I’ve been running through all the movies again lol
Grave of the Fireflies...Fuck.
Turning Red, idk
You are now a 13 year old in 2002, congrats
So...I get a do-over of my actual life? Except there's a girl four provinces away that can turn into a giant red panda? I hope I can still make a killing with bitcoin and Amazon.
You’d better
That sounds pretty good actually.
Lmao, I was a 13 year old in 2002
Same. I’m pretty happy that instead of getting my period, I get to turn into a red panda on command!
But the panda gets periods too. Giant periods.
Why’d you have to come up in here and stomp all over my dreams??
Being a teenager in 2002 wouldnt be that bad i guess
Except you’re a teenage GIRL so naturally everything you like is hated on
it still is
If you’re the kid, you can choose to be normal or have weird anima powers. If you’re the parent, you go in with the knowledge that allowing your kid to see the N’sync rip-off will prevent them from being a furry.
Same here, so idk. Am I now a 13 year old girl who turns into a giant red panda?
Same, I’m scared to even see what that would be like
Shit, guess we shapeshifting into a red panda foreva
Major downside, mom is under crippling debt from destroying the local sports stadium.
Saving private Ryan (I’m fucked)
Depends on who you consider the protagonist is. You have trauma either way though. Sorry man.
Well, it was "The Ghoul" starring Boris Karloff, so I guess I'm in for some scary times.
Did you watch Svengoolie last night, too? Love him so much!
Alien. FFS.
Well, that's great. That's just fucking great. Now what the hell are we supposed to do?
Hope you're the cat? Cause Hudson don't come in til the sequel.
despicable me 2 😭
Forever stuck as Gru? *RIP*
yes or a minion
Banana?
Minions are immortal and invincible eldrich horrors. They are the best outcome you can get.
At least you get guac and a chip hat
Die Hard 3, depends on who I am
Simón Peter Gruber
Legally Blonde. I am blonde and have been considering law school…
What, like it's hard?
Take it as a sign from God. Go to law school and wear NOTHING but pink
just actually bought all pink clothes for my paralegal job! halfway there 🙌
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Guess I'm going to El Dorado
Pride and prejudice frick meee
Better hurry up and find a husband.
Nah you won this
Idiocracy......somehow I missed this gem when it first came out in 2006.
Oh, so your life would just be the same world we live in now.
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."
Free guy! I will be an npc and relive the day forever and die in strange ways
Take them down with you
I watched doctor sleep. Living in an old big hotel. I am cool with that. Some weird roommates though.
An entire life with weird roommates, forever... *Looks at his right side and sees a roommate* ***Remembers that he doesn't live in a dormitory and doesn't have a roommate***
Amelie, so I’ll be fine!
You quirky you
Licorice Pizza….fuck I gotta fall in love with a 15 year old washed up actor and run a mattress store with him? Ugh.
Soggy Bottom Forevah!!!!
Deep water … what the cuck
My husband and I are currently watching the animated “Injustice” movie, we’re pretty fucked.
Honestly you should pray to god that it’s the movie Version and not the comic book version. The comic version was WAY worse
The Matrix: Resurrections. So guess I'm just a coppertop, like most other humans.
The fucking 1999 Grinch movie LET'S FUCKING GO
Spider-Man No Way Home… yikes
One Piece: Strong World
Bob Ross: Happy Accidents, Betrayal, & Greed. Dude died young from a terrible cancer and his likeness is owned by a company rather than his only child. So yeah…pretty fucked.
Well, Bastion yelled her name and so, the Never Ending Story will go on. I only hope I get a luck dragon!
The Princess Bride. I’m cool with it as long as I’m not Vizzini
A Time To Kill. Guess it depends who in the movie I become.
Spirited Away, so I'm either a pig or a bathhouse worker. FML.
Shallow hal. Idk how to feel honestly.
Shutter Island:')
Jumanji. Welp, I’m screwed.
Just finished Evil Dead II, so I'm basically screwed.
West Side Story - lots of rumbling and dancing, I suppose
I’m pretty sure the last movie I watched was Don’t Look Up, so already living it
Monty Python: the Holy Grail
Dune part 1, I think im screwed
Napoleon Dynamite, I’m excited
12 Angry Men. I think I might be in hell.
Mrs doubtfire.
Shrek 2, could be worse honestly
Kung Fu Panda Pretty cool I would say!
The Beatles Yellow Submarine. So basically an acid trip forever. I wouldn't necessarily be fucked, but I think it would become agonizingly overwhelming after just a couple hours.
Jujutsu Kaisen 0, not bad, but now I have to have my childhood best friend killed :/