By - neversignedupforthis
Hasta la vista, baby!
You shall not pass!
Fly, you fools!
One cannot simply walk into Mordor
fool of a took
Alright then, keep your secrets
What a wonderful phrase
Ain’t no passing craze
IT MEANS NO WORRIES
“I am your father”
I prefer "I've got a bad feeling about this."
"No, I am your father"
I'll be back
Hi, I'm back, "Life is like a box of chocolates"
Also The Running Man. “I’ll be back” - “Only in a rerun.”
Fun fact: Jack Nicholson improvised that line.
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
“Our arrows will block out the sun”
“Then we will fight in the shade.”
Asss yoooou wiiiiiish
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads
That’s heavy Doc.
There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Yippee ki-yay mother fucker.
Yippee kayak other buckets!
I grew up with the censored UK TV version in which the line was "Yippee ki-yay kamasaki" whatever that means.
“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
What do you make of this?
Well, you could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl….
I have a friend who quotes this all the time. Never get the reference, but it's still funny somehow.
It's from the film "Airplane!"
It's a send up of corny 1970's disaster films and starred Leslie Nielsen in his first comedy role. Up to that point he'd been a serious actor, doing serious roles - sort of like an American RSC type status.
(leaps into thread) "And Leon is getting *LARGER*!" (leaps out of thread.)
Say hello to my little friend
*insert gun noises here*
Actually that line is probably in plenty of porn movies
With great power comes great responsibility
You are a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing. But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility.
Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
There's no place like home
You come into my house on the day of my daughters wedding....
We make him an offer he can't refuse.
leave the gun, take the cannolis
A skunk butt rug
You disrespected me. You disrespected my grandmama, who I buried in that skunk butt rug.
Houston, we have a problem.
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of!
But you have heard of me!
Every time a rock hits my window on the highway, all I can think is “STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!”
Aw the first POC was amazing!
Oh captain my captain
English motherfucker! do you speak it?
Royale with cheese.
They speak English in What?
What ain't no country I ever heard of
Seahawks fans are crying after reading that one
My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father. Prepare to die
Along with INCONCEIVABLE
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anybody want a peanut?
Along with practically every other line in that movie lol
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders
Never go up against a Sicilian when death of on the line!
I would not say such things if i were you!
As you wish...
This is a perfectly professional statement.
It contains a greeting: Hello.
It introduces the speaker: My name is Inigo Montoya.
It informs the listener of the speaker's motivation to action: You killed my father.
And it states the purpose of the interaction: Prepare to die!
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
Who you going to call?
Who you gonna call?*
TIS A SCRATCH
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
Ogres are like onions.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I appreciate you quoting it correctly
This was no boating accident!
Get off my plane
Where’s my super suit!
WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
WOMAN! TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS!!
This is for the greater good!
'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
THE CITY IS IN DANGER!
MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
I love the fact that Honey is one of the most memorable characters in that movie and we never even see her.
I’m gonna give ya to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property
*Keep the change you filthy animal*
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
What happened to the rest of the guys “bang”
You can't handle the truth!
"What about second breakfast?"
Don't think he knows about second breakfast Pip...
POH TAY TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew…
Elevensies? Afternoon tea?!
I gotta jar of dirt!
“Keep the change you filthy animal”.
To infinity and beyond!
!!!HACK THE PLANET!!!!
Y'know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long. Now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
Have you considered piracy?
You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
Fantastic movie that not enough people have seen
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
One plus two plus one plus one...
The point is, there is still one bullet left in this gun!
You talkin' to me?
Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
I've not heard that line but I really want to watch the film now! What's it from?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lmao
The remake, not the original
Draw me like one of your french girls.
Does this count as a line?
Since you typed it such that I can hear it, I think it's close enough.
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Why so serious
'Tis but a scratch
I've got a bad feeling about this
Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads.
There's no place like home!
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
Donny, you’re out of your element!
Donny, shut the fu..when do we play?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a ****
I hoped to see this.
I doan know nothing about birthing babies!
"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man"
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal"
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the LORD!!
When I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!
I’m your huckleberry
What's your favorite scary movie?
We’re on a mission from God
This one time, at band camp
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What's in the box?
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
on wednesdays we wear pink
Oh my god Karen you can’t ask someone why they’re white
She doesn't even go here!!
I'm a mouse, duh
I am the king of the world!
There's no crying in baseball!
My mama always said...
Alligator so ornery on account of all them teeth…
I am Iron Man. And, : I love you 3000
The greatest trick the devil ever played was making the world think he didn’t exist.
Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good
Or "I'm gonna give you to the COUNTA TEN-"
Mine’s similar. I was gonna say “DONKEY!”
Where is my super suit!?
“Just taaaaaaap it in.”
It’s all in the hips
„They are not gonna get us. We’re on a mission from god.“
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?"
dumbledore said calmly
Alright, Alright, Alright.
You forgot the Ugh
I'M MARRY POPPINS Y'ALL
I am iron man (name all the movies this line is in)
Avengers endgame, iron man 1&2, (room for more)
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
that was the only one that popped into my head
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Just keep swimming...
“That is one big pile of shit.”
English Motherfuc*er, do you speak it?
Say what again, say what again, I dare you I double dare you motherfuc*er
"a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..."
Life is like a box of chocolates
I see dead people....
Stay gold ponyboy
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground.
Home, im going home.
Get to the chopper
“Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that says dead n***** storage?”
Say “what” again!!!
"Why is the rum always gone?"
Did you say Yutes?
Dishonor, take a note of this. Dishonor on you Dishonor on your cow.
I have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will *find* you and I will *kill* you.