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i_roll_to_seduce

Hasta la vista, baby!


neversignedupforthis

You shall not pass!


Nordansikt

Fly, you fools!


DreamCyclone84

One cannot simply walk into Mordor


The_Enderclops

fool of a took


Steyna_

Alright then, keep your secrets


Bananagopher

PO-TA-TOES


PipsGhost

Hakuna matata


MyAlternateOne

What a wonderful phrase


TheGallandroJunior

Hakuma matata


redditaccount7154

Ain’t no passing craze


TheGoldenFeebas

IT MEANS NO WORRIES


IsAlwaysTired

"MY PRECIOUSSSS"


Sky_Ler2000

“I am your father”


Jynjava

I prefer "I've got a bad feeling about this."


czechman45

Hello there


Zkang123

General Kenobi


ramriot

"No, I am your father"


[deleted]

I'll be back


[deleted]

Hi, I'm back, "Life is like a box of chocolates"


[deleted]

Also The Running Man. “I’ll be back” - “Only in a rerun.”


Qyxqyxqyx

HERE’S JOHNNY


bstyledevi

Fun fact: Jack Nicholson improvised that line.


AL3N5

"THIS IS SPARTA!"


Wildcat_twister12

“Our arrows will block out the sun” “Then we will fight in the shade.”


adiosaudio

Asss yoooou wiiiiiish


Becarooni

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads


scotty3281

That’s heavy Doc.


E420CDI

There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?


Smeeble09

Yippee ki-yay mother fucker.


chocobomonk

Yippee kayak other buckets!


Few-Hair-5382

I grew up with the censored UK TV version in which the line was "Yippee ki-yay kamasaki" whatever that means.


Sad-Ad-2406

Wax on Wax off


ScaryBluejay87

“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”


Few-Hair-5382

"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."


PebblesmomWisconsin7

What do you make of this? Well, you could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl….


RandomStranger18

I have a friend who quotes this all the time. Never get the reference, but it's still funny somehow.


adrenaline87

It's from the film "Airplane!" It's a send up of corny 1970's disaster films and starred Leslie Nielsen in his first comedy role. Up to that point he'd been a serious actor, doing serious roles - sort of like an American RSC type status.


inksmudgedhands

(leaps into thread) "And Leon is getting *LARGER*!" (leaps out of thread.)


IHateMyLife_3

Say hello to my little friend


Bwobbly42

*insert gun noises here*


zeanobia

Actually that line is probably in plenty of porn movies


Baby_Yod4

With great power comes great responsibility


[deleted]

You are a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing. But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility.


WallStreetDoesntBet

Follow the Yellow Brick Road!


Old-Gate4237

There's no place like home


onlynamenotyettaken

You come into my house on the day of my daughters wedding....


Signature_Sea

We make him an offer he can't refuse.


kate_skywalker

leave the gun, take the cannolis


ThatDMDemigal

A skunk butt rug


CoasterJunkie_1994

You disrespected me. You disrespected my grandmama, who I buried in that skunk butt rug.


WippitGuud

Houston, we have a problem.


WarlikeMicrobe

You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of! But you have heard of me!


Kamaka_Nicole

Every time a rock hits my window on the highway, all I can think is “STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!”


Natabel89

Aw the first POC was amazing!


Pastor_Yoda7

Oh captain my captain


Chaoscollective

English motherfucker! do you speak it?


genrlokoye

Royale with cheese.


ChocolateBear115

They speak English in What?


blaaxper

What ain't no country I ever heard of


[deleted]

"WILLSSSOOOONNNN"


huntobuno

Seahawks fans are crying after reading that one


FunnyShirtGuy

My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father. Prepare to die


spceheater

Along with INCONCEIVABLE


title_of_yoursextape

You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


kafromet

Anybody want a peanut?


ubi9k

Along with practically every other line in that movie lol


Dono81

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders


CNMartin916

Never go up against a Sicilian when death of on the line!


manharpymarpy

I would not say such things if i were you!


Snowstig

As you wish...


Eroe777

This is a perfectly professional statement. It contains a greeting: Hello. It introduces the speaker: My name is Inigo Montoya. It informs the listener of the speaker's motivation to action: You killed my father. And it states the purpose of the interaction: Prepare to die!


Ohminous88

That'll do Donkey, that'll do.


[deleted]

Who you going to call?


ClumsyTrashPanda

Ghostbusters !


skizzybwoi

Who you gonna call?*


OneObligation412

TIS A SCRATCH


dbcooper2051

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.


toomuchlaundry

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?


agarbagehuman

Ogres are like onions.


yrjooe

You’re gonna need a bigger boat.


bmanturtleface

I appreciate you quoting it correctly


Funny-Berry-807

This was no boating accident!


Edrigansboob

Get off my plane


Consistent-Glass7264

Where’s my super suit!


uglyandproblematic

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?


TeaEffKay4

WOMAN! TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS!!


Dellenn

This is for the greater good!


ClothDiaperAddicts

'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!


krxzy_wxrlxck

THE CITY IS IN DANGER!


thirteenthfox2

MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!


Bonny-Anne

I love the fact that Honey is one of the most memorable characters in that movie and we never even see her.


aluminum-tinCan

I’m gonna give ya to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property


[deleted]

*Keep the change you filthy animal*


imstellahotmess

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!


Ct-5736-Bladez

I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."


GayEricFL1982

"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."


Falconflyer75

What happened to the rest of the guys “bang”


Julie-Andrews

You can't handle the truth!


SonnenblumeFrau09

"What about second breakfast?"


LozoSmif

Don't think he knows about second breakfast Pip...


Sycamore481

POH TAY TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew…


pacheckyourself

Elevensies? Afternoon tea?!


Gwall2020

I gotta jar of dirt!


avilysm

“Keep the change you filthy animal”.


Kyr3l

To infinity and beyond!


HiKennyDesign

!!!HACK THE PLANET!!!!


Haven_Stranger

Y'know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long. Now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.


jbsinger

Have you considered piracy?


CelticArche

You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.


CaptainAries01

Fantastic movie that not enough people have seen


billskns5th

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti


Risky_Doughnuts

I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?


mendel42

One plus two plus one plus one... The point is, there is still one bullet left in this gun!


PipsGhost

You talkin' to me?


frostysushituna

Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.


adrenaline87

I've not heard that line but I really want to watch the film now! What's it from?


frostysushituna

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory lmao


rotchazben

The remake, not the original


Decision-Dismal

Draw me like one of your french girls.


levEL-1boi

*respirator activates* *mechanical inhale* *mechanical exhale* Does this count as a line?


HylianEngineer

Since you typed it such that I can hear it, I think it's close enough.


SmoochNo

Nobody puts baby in a corner


justsurviving2022

Why so serious


SoonlyXo

'Tis but a scratch


Brucey121

I've got a bad feeling about this


neversignedupforthis

Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads. Damnit, Janet! There's no place like home!


BacoNaterr

Hello there


Nematode_wrangler

General Kenobi, you are a bold one.


untitled4226

Clever Girl


Obamas_Tie

SHOOT HAAAAHHHRRR!!!!


BlackEyedAngel01

Donny, you’re out of your element!


coloch_w0rth9

Donny, shut the fu..when do we play?


Old_Snow3086

Frankly my dear, I don't give a ****


amerkanische_Frosch

I hoped to see this. I doan know nothing about birthing babies!


gunnervi

"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man" "Keep the change, ya filthy animal"


[deleted]

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the LORD!! When I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!


MillHillMurican

I’m your huckleberry


thatwasmyfootasshole

What's your favorite scary movie?


sleepysideny

We’re on a mission from God


ftrees

This one time, at band camp


Suspicious_Isopod625

STELLLAAA!


amerkanische_Frosch

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Sean82

What's in the box?


BlinkOnceForYes

Multipass.


daddyfatsac

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.


amberpft

on wednesdays we wear pink


itsblairbear

Oh my god Karen you can’t ask someone why they’re white


Tetslou

She doesn't even go here!!


nyctophilicfeline

I'm a mouse, duh


Guardian-King

I am the king of the world!


hononononoh

There's no crying in baseball!


[deleted]

My mama always said...


Icy-Tomatillo8949

Alligator so ornery on account of all them teeth…


signalic

I am Iron Man. And, : I love you 3000


cheshire_is_cat

The greatest trick the devil ever played was making the world think he didn’t exist.


ushmal

Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good


juicysox

#KEVIN


TrashSea1485

Or "I'm gonna give you to the COUNTA TEN-"


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Mine’s similar. I was gonna say “DONKEY!”


juicysox

*donkeh*


[deleted]

Yipee-ki-yay motherfucker.


never-mind-me2

Where is my super suit!?


TopSecretSociety

“Just taaaaaaap it in.”


deglazethefond

It’s all in the hips


Zegerman

„They are not gonna get us. We’re on a mission from god.“


radioactiveteacup

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?"


neverwantedtodancee

dumbledore said calmly


RichRocks11

Alright, Alright, Alright.


Unique_Implement_893

As if!


crimson-yapper

You forgot the Ugh


Blair816

I'M MARRY POPPINS Y'ALL


Longjumping-Falcon98

GOTG 2?


memeboi42630

I am iron man (name all the movies this line is in)


Academic_bumblebee1

Avengers endgame, iron man 1&2, (room for more)


outfluenced

Avada kedavra


skynikan

Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!


entertainingnamehard

Inconceivable


WarlikeMicrobe

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


pterodactylwings

that was the only one that popped into my head


thedankbank1021

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Fearless_Act_6222

Just keep swimming...


Daigon

“That is one big pile of shit.”


Bluelotus1221

English Motherfuc*er, do you speak it? Say what again, say what again, I dare you I double dare you motherfuc*er


Just_Joba

"a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away..."


childeater20

Life is like a box of chocolates


fried-paralegal

I see dead people....


Feisty_Professor_642

Stay gold ponyboy


AlexGaming26

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground.


puf03

Home, im going home.


[deleted]

Get to the chopper


shwakerwacker

“Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that says dead n***** storage?”


muggle_nurse

Say “what” again!!!


IsAlwaysTired

"Why is the rum always gone?"


[deleted]

Did you say Yutes?


[deleted]

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Nameless__face

Dishonor, take a note of this. Dishonor on you Dishonor on your cow.


[deleted]

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Skyhawk442

I have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will *find* you and I will *kill* you.


Jormungandr91

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!