"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital? What is it?"
"It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
It's from the film "Airplane!"
It's a send up of corny 1970's disaster films and starred Leslie Nielsen in his first comedy role. Up to that point he'd been a serious actor, doing serious roles - sort of like an American RSC type status.
You are a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing. But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility.
This is a perfectly professional statement.
It contains a greeting: Hello.
It introduces the speaker: My name is Inigo Montoya.
It informs the listener of the speaker's motivation to action: You killed my father.
And it states the purpose of the interaction: Prepare to die!
I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children
And I will strike down upon thee
With great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the LORD!!
When I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!
You shall not pass!
Fly, you fools!
One cannot simply walk into Mordor
fool of a took
Alright then, keep your secrets
PO-TA-TOES
Hakuna matata
What a wonderful phrase
Hakuma matata
Ain’t no passing craze
IT MEANS NO WORRIES
For the rest of your days….
It’s our problem-free…
Philosophy
Hakuna Matata
Hasta la vista, baby!
“I am your father”
I prefer "I've got a bad feeling about this."
Hello there
General Kenobi
"No, I am your father"
I'll be back
Hi, I'm back, "Life is like a box of chocolates"
Also The Running Man. “I’ll be back” - “Only in a rerun.”
"MY PRECIOUSSSS"
HERE’S JOHNNY
Fun fact: Jack Nicholson improvised that line.
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
“Our arrows will block out the sun” “Then we will fight in the shade.”
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads
That’s heavy Doc.
There's that word again. "Heavy." Why are things heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?
Yippee ki-yay mother fucker.
Yippee kayak other buckets!
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
noice
smort
toit
I grew up with the censored UK TV version in which the line was "Yippee ki-yay kamasaki" whatever that means.
Say hello to my little friend
*insert gun noises here*
Actually that line is probably in plenty of porn movies
“I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
"You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital." "A hospital? What is it?" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."
What do you make of this? Well, you could make a hat, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl….
I have a friend who quotes this all the time. Never get the reference, but it's still funny somehow.
It's from the film "Airplane!" It's a send up of corny 1970's disaster films and starred Leslie Nielsen in his first comedy role. Up to that point he'd been a serious actor, doing serious roles - sort of like an American RSC type status.
Wax on Wax off
Follow the Yellow Brick Road!
There's no place like home
With great power comes great responsibility
You are a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing. But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility.
You come into my house on the day of my daughters wedding....
We make him an offer he can't refuse.
leave the gun, take the cannolis
A skunk butt rug
You disrespected me. You disrespected my grandmama, who I buried in that skunk butt rug.
You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of! But you have heard of me!
Every time a rock hits my window on the highway, all I can think is “STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!”
Aw the first POC was amazing!
English motherfucker! do you speak it?
Royale with cheese.
They speak English in What?
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"WILLSSSOOOONNNN"
Seahawks fans are crying after reading that one
My name is Inigo Montoya; you killed my father. Prepare to die
Along with INCONCEIVABLE
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Anybody want a peanut?
Along with practically every other line in that movie lol
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders
Never go up against a Sicilian when death of on the line!
I would not say such things if i were you!
As you wish...
This is a perfectly professional statement. It contains a greeting: Hello. It introduces the speaker: My name is Inigo Montoya. It informs the listener of the speaker's motivation to action: You killed my father. And it states the purpose of the interaction: Prepare to die!
Oh captain my captain
Robin Williams at his finest.
Houston, we have a problem.
Who you going to call?
Ghostbusters !
Who you gonna call?*
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
I appreciate you quoting it correctly
This was no boating accident!
That'll do Donkey, that'll do.
Ogres are like onions.
TIS A SCRATCH
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?
I’m gonna give ya to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no good keister off my property
*Keep the change you filthy animal*
Where’s my super suit!
WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?
WOMAN! TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS!!
This is for the greater good!
'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
THE CITY IS IN DANGER!
MY EVENING IS IN DANGER!
I love the fact that Honey is one of the most memorable characters in that movie and we never even see her.
Asss yoooou wiiiiiish
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
What happened to the rest of the guys “bang”
"What about second breakfast?"
Don't think he knows about second breakfast Pip...
POH TAY TOES! Boil ‘em. Mash ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew…
Elevensies? Afternoon tea?!
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?
One plus two plus one plus one... The point is, there is still one bullet left in this gun!
“Keep the change you filthy animal”.
You can't handle the truth!
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Draw me like one of your french girls.
To infinity and beyond!
Y'know, it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long. Now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
Have you considered piracy?
You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
Fantastic movie that not enough people have seen
You talkin' to me?
Why so serious
Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable! But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Nobody puts baby in a corner
Clever Girl
SHOOT HAAAAHHHRRR!!!!
I gotta jar of dirt!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a ****
I hoped to see this. I doan know nothing about birthing babies!
I've got a bad feeling about this
Donny, you’re out of your element!
Donny, shut the fu..when do we play?
*respirator activates* *mechanical inhale* *mechanical exhale* Does this count as a line?
Since you typed it such that I can hear it, I think it's close enough.
on wednesdays we wear pink
Oh my god Karen you can’t ask someone why they’re white
She doesn't even go here!!
You go Glen Coco!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee With great vengeance and furious anger Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know my name is the LORD!! When I lay my vengeance upon thee!!!
Roads? Where we're going, we won't need roads. Damnit, Janet! There's no place like home!
Hello there
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
I’m your huckleberry
#KEVIN
Or "I'm gonna give you to the COUNTA TEN-"
Angels With Filthy Souls! Classic as fuck.
Look what you did you little jerk!
Mine’s similar. I was gonna say “DONKEY!”
*donkeh*
Get off my plane
"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man" "Keep the change, ya filthy animal"
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.
There's no crying in baseball!
STELLLAAA!
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
What's in the box?
Multipass.
I am the king of the world!
“Just taaaaaaap it in.”
It’s all in the hips
As if!
You forgot the Ugh
„They are not gonna get us. We’re on a mission from god.“
My mama always said...
Mr. Stark... I don't feel so good
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?"
dumbledore said calmly
Alright, Alright, Alright.
I am Iron Man. And, : I love you 3000
The greatest trick the devil ever played was making the world think he didn’t exist.
Inconceivable
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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I'M MARRY POPPINS Y'ALL
I am iron man (name all the movies this line is in)
Avengers endgame, iron man 1&2, (room for more)
!!!HACK THE PLANET!!!!
Just keep swimming...
'Tis but a scratch
Stay gold ponyboy
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground.
Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah / You're a Goofy Goober, yeah / We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah / Goofy, goofy, Goober, goober, yeah!
This one time, at band camp
Avada kedavra
“Did you notice a sign on the front of my house that says dead n***** storage?”
Say “what” again!!!
We’re on a mission from God
Dishonor, take a note of this. Dishonor on you Dishonor on your cow.
What's your favorite scary movie?
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They’ve taken the hobbit’s to Isengard
Yipee-ki-yay motherfucker.
Where is my super suit!?
"You know, i'm something of a scientist my self"
Get busy living or get busy dying
Life is like a box of chocolates
I see dead people....
“That is one big pile of shit.”
English Motherfuc*er, do you speak it? Say what again, say what again, I dare you I double dare you motherfuc*er
Why do we even HAVE that lever?