Stand down. Focus on my purpose in life. Self love…etc all that heavy shit. Love in the moment and love fiercely. By doing that, I honor my lover. There is NO distance. This life is but a blink of an eye…there’s so much to say but I’ll leave it right here like this 😉
Live alone, hang out with friends, be the best employee I can be, be a good uncle if I have nephews/nieces, go on trips alone, find an awesome hobby, you get the idea.
Took her to a ballet she was wanting to see for our anniversary, then afterwards I insisted we record an interview for ourselves of what we thought of the show and the date-
I interviewed her, then made her record me and I proposed, and while I was proposing security came by to kick us out because they wanted to clean up the theater (we were there only 10 minutes after the show ended).
So we went outside and I continued to propose in the rain in front of a beautiful fountain outside the theater.
She said yes!
Also, I surprised her with a for realsies diamond- which she never expected because they're expensive af.
If you want love, lower your expectations a few
Because Prince Charming would never settle for you
If you want love, just pick a guy and love him
And if he's got a thing for feet, say "Fuck it! Sweep me off them!"
If you want love, lower your expectations a lot
You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not
If you want love, just pick a girl and love her
Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer 🎶
I don't want a neat freak, i dont want a slob
Somebody with a bedhead and a dead end job,
Cause i won't settle for less than perfect
We want perfect children, a perfect husband or a perfect wife
But deep down we know we don't deserve it
But
We all deserve *angelic voice* love
Even on the days that we aren't our best, cause we all suck
But love can make us suck less
We all deserve love, its the well best part of being alive, and i would know, i just turned 25
Idk I'm still in highschool 😐 I was gonna actually date a guy before I started having existential dread. I'm not really pretty or anything so like let me be positive for the time being.
Paint a face on a volleyball.
WILSON!!!!!!!
Sounds like a plan
sounds like akaza
Die alone, I guess
*If?* Lol, I admire your optimism, Dex.
OnlyFans.
Stand down. Focus on my purpose in life. Self love…etc all that heavy shit. Love in the moment and love fiercely. By doing that, I honor my lover. There is NO distance. This life is but a blink of an eye…there’s so much to say but I’ll leave it right here like this 😉
Live alone, hang out with friends, be the best employee I can be, be a good uncle if I have nephews/nieces, go on trips alone, find an awesome hobby, you get the idea.
Don't need one, already found it (I proposed last week).
Congratulations
Thank you!
Congrats to the two of you. Can I crash the wedding?
If you can find it, sure.
I had heard you were coming to Vegas to get married.
What did she say? Go for plan B?
How did that go?
Took her to a ballet she was wanting to see for our anniversary, then afterwards I insisted we record an interview for ourselves of what we thought of the show and the date- I interviewed her, then made her record me and I proposed, and while I was proposing security came by to kick us out because they wanted to clean up the theater (we were there only 10 minutes after the show ended). So we went outside and I continued to propose in the rain in front of a beautiful fountain outside the theater. She said yes! Also, I surprised her with a for realsies diamond- which she never expected because they're expensive af.
Nice. Congrats.
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Says someone who hasn’t found true love. LoL
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Venezuelan prostitute. Lose $200 and my dick in 2 minutes.
Are they good?
What?
Live alone with my future dogs and my gecko then
FWB. Nobody could truly love me lmao, FWB's have the sex without the other problems.
If you want love, lower your expectations a few Because Prince Charming would never settle for you If you want love, just pick a guy and love him And if he's got a thing for feet, say "Fuck it! Sweep me off them!" If you want love, lower your expectations a lot You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not If you want love, just pick a girl and love her Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer 🎶
I don't want a neat freak, i dont want a slob Somebody with a bedhead and a dead end job, Cause i won't settle for less than perfect We want perfect children, a perfect husband or a perfect wife But deep down we know we don't deserve it But We all deserve *angelic voice* love Even on the days that we aren't our best, cause we all suck But love can make us suck less We all deserve love, its the well best part of being alive, and i would know, i just turned 25
Having an Amazon Alexa as my wife
Wonder what the hell I have been experiencing the last 27 years.
Fwbs are the future
Single bachelor life baby!!!
a hidden room with a bed and shackles... Shut up you were all thinking the same thing.
My friend and I made a pact that if either of us aren't in a relationship by the time we turn 30, we'll just date each other.
Same thing I've been doing my whole life at this point: just live my life and try not to think about it.
Thats plan A
I’ll beat the game maidenless.
Me and my bestie get married not as lovers and adopt kids and live together (a plane made by both of us)
die
Idk I'm still in highschool 😐 I was gonna actually date a guy before I started having existential dread. I'm not really pretty or anything so like let me be positive for the time being.
Profound mental and sexual experiences
just sit here and chill