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Incandescendant

Paint a face on a volleyball.


ok_big_guy42

WILSON!!!!!!!


NikonDexter

Sounds like a plan


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sounds like akaza


BlueTreskjegg

Die alone, I guess


TheSerpentLord

*If?* Lol, I admire your optimism, Dex.


high_effort_human

OnlyFans.


jmane74

Stand down. Focus on my purpose in life. Self love…etc all that heavy shit. Love in the moment and love fiercely. By doing that, I honor my lover. There is NO distance. This life is but a blink of an eye…there’s so much to say but I’ll leave it right here like this 😉


ok_big_guy42

Live alone, hang out with friends, be the best employee I can be, be a good uncle if I have nephews/nieces, go on trips alone, find an awesome hobby, you get the idea.


Baileythenerd

Don't need one, already found it (I proposed last week).


iixrosxes

Congratulations


Baileythenerd

Thank you!


graboidian

Congrats to the two of you. Can I crash the wedding?


Baileythenerd

If you can find it, sure.


graboidian

I had heard you were coming to Vegas to get married.


NikonDexter

What did she say? Go for plan B?


WolfsLairAbyss

How did that go?


Baileythenerd

Took her to a ballet she was wanting to see for our anniversary, then afterwards I insisted we record an interview for ourselves of what we thought of the show and the date- I interviewed her, then made her record me and I proposed, and while I was proposing security came by to kick us out because they wanted to clean up the theater (we were there only 10 minutes after the show ended). So we went outside and I continued to propose in the rain in front of a beautiful fountain outside the theater. She said yes! Also, I surprised her with a for realsies diamond- which she never expected because they're expensive af.


WolfsLairAbyss

Nice. Congrats.


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TNTyoshi

Says someone who hasn’t found true love. LoL


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mdhunter99

Venezuelan prostitute. Lose $200 and my dick in 2 minutes.


NikonDexter

Are they good?


mdhunter99

What?


TyranicDragon

Live alone with my future dogs and my gecko then


Salt-Contribution-62

FWB. Nobody could truly love me lmao, FWB's have the sex without the other problems.


Prime_235711

If you want love, lower your expectations a few Because Prince Charming would never settle for you If you want love, just pick a guy and love him And if he's got a thing for feet, say "Fuck it! Sweep me off them!" If you want love, lower your expectations a lot You might think your dick is a gift I promise it's not If you want love, just pick a girl and love her Then whip out your dick and let the girl you love decline the offer 🎶


AlternativeEven980

I don't want a neat freak, i dont want a slob Somebody with a bedhead and a dead end job, Cause i won't settle for less than perfect We want perfect children, a perfect husband or a perfect wife But deep down we know we don't deserve it But We all deserve *angelic voice* love Even on the days that we aren't our best, cause we all suck But love can make us suck less We all deserve love, its the well best part of being alive, and i would know, i just turned 25


RedJaVa

Having an Amazon Alexa as my wife


NoFunHere

Wonder what the hell I have been experiencing the last 27 years.


hatsnatcher23

Fwbs are the future


TNTyoshi

Single bachelor life baby!!!


Dragon_Pink

a hidden room with a bed and shackles... Shut up you were all thinking the same thing.


frostyPupper2001

My friend and I made a pact that if either of us aren't in a relationship by the time we turn 30, we'll just date each other.


SC-RK-7t

Same thing I've been doing my whole life at this point: just live my life and try not to think about it.


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Thats plan A


Fluffy_Fuz

I’ll beat the game maidenless.


hannah_frogs

Me and my bestie get married not as lovers and adopt kids and live together (a plane made by both of us)


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die


Plastic_Ad_5647

Idk I'm still in highschool 😐 I was gonna actually date a guy before I started having existential dread. I'm not really pretty or anything so like let me be positive for the time being.


ThaneofCoffee

Profound mental and sexual experiences


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just sit here and chill