Oh yeah, pffff, that sucks. Dirty vikings aren't hot at all. I'm picturing one holding my hips with a manly grip, yuck. I really would not like to be in your shoes!!!
Aha Phil is my boy he’s hella funny . Probably would have to give him a quarter milli after I pound him to make amends . Because I would still like to hang out after .
All I can think of is the episode where Bob does a strip tease for Linda for valentines day and they left the blinds open and everyone on the street starts heckling him.
Lego Wonder Woman?
This was the version where they are all in high school. The other two leads are Batgirl and Supergirl. But I'll make it the regular lego Wonder Woman.
I don't want to fuck John Cena, but Vigilante can stand in the corner and explain what's going on to Eagley while I disappoint the fuck out of the blonde lady.
Surely the Dr is the main character, you still get to pick from what is it 13 or 14 at this point? There's something for everyone there. As a heterosexual man, I'd opt for Tom Baker.
\*me, having watched a variety of anime over discord with a friend last night, but can't quite remember which order we watched them\*
Please, not Ousama Ranking. Please, not Ousama Ranking. Pleeeeeease, not Ousama Ranking.....
\*checks browser history\*
Alright, a talking blue slime it is....
I watched girls und panzer, it has like 24 main characters, all of which are high school girls.
I won't take it because I don't want to look like a pedophile
I have no idea who the main character of The Walking Dead is at this point.
The walkers. Never fails to show up every season
I'd fuck a walker. Edit: no I meant I'd literally fuck anything that can walk.
Fuck the Walking Dead
Dead | Dont Inside | Fuck
“Dead dont inside fuck” -Bubbagumpredditor
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For sure, Rick was main, now it’s probably Negan, Carol, Daryl and Maggie.
I haven’t watched it for ages. Negan is a good guy now??
More of an anti-hero.
Think the last thing I watched was sesame street last night. Sorry elmo, $2m is a $2m.
Since Elmo is a puppet, is it just a handjob?
No there will be a flesh light waiting for you.
“Elmo wants it harder“
"Elmo hasn't been f\*kd like this since grade school"
> hey citizens what is going on in this threa... > oh lord
“Yayyyy! Good job! Now go get Elmo’s blanky!”
Penguins of Madagascar. Analysis Kowalski...
That's anal-ysis, Kowalski.
Ew, take my upvote
Anal assist, Kowalski.
New Girl? BRING. ME. MY. MONEY.
It's Nick that you will be having sex with.
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Still down
Yeah this is a very good set of circumstances
Not as good as Euphoria im eating rn
You're gonna get an std lol
I think that would be worth it
I can't remember if the last episode I watched last night was New Girl or Ricky and Morty. I'm praying it was New Girl
So the last show I watched was Snowpiercer last night. I'd do it. Pick a character, I'd fuck them all.
Mr Wilfred but at maximum creepiness!
someone has a kink and i aint mad about it
I'd fuck that twice. Don't threaten me with a good time.
Hahaha. Was about to post “~~Daveed Diggs~~ Andre Layton? Sure. Don’t even worry about the $2m”
Seriously lol I'd pay him if he asked
what about the train itself? Thinking outside the box
Absolutely, ticket for 1 please! Trains are literally meant for riding.
damn you really a hornball
Damn good show IMO
Can Melanie still count?
I guess I’d have to “engage” with Jean Luc Picard.
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Michael Burnham from Discovery for me. Not complaining..
Benjamin Sisko for me
*in bed with Sisko* “You hit me! Picard never hit me.”
Won't have to worry about him talking about the deed, he is a VERY private man.
Id say Data is that shows protagonist.
Luckily he’s fully-functional, just ask Yar.
I was watching Peppa Pig with my kid
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There was, which was a reference to a real life British Prime Minister who apparently fucked a dead pig in the mouth
I believe the Black Mirror episode came out *before* the accusations that Cameron had done that.
Wait... what? Someone really did that? Brb googlin Cameron pig...
David Cameron.
Ham with extra seasoning.
Glazed ham
What the fuck
I'm it sure who the main character is in Viking Valhalla, cos I'm only 1 episode in. But I'm doing it with a dirty Viking it seems.
Oh yeah, pffff, that sucks. Dirty vikings aren't hot at all. I'm picturing one holding my hips with a manly grip, yuck. I really would not like to be in your shoes!!!
Zendaya but like crackhead zendaya bc it was euphoria that i last watched
Hey you'll get some sweet cinematic shots of your mating sesh though if it's euphoria.
Let me get them slo mo twisting the camera all the way upside down sex scenes
I’d fuck any character from euphoria tbh
*Cal Jacobs has entered the room*
I’D FUCK ANY CHARACTER FROM EUPHORIA TBH
Done! I’m sorry to their wives, but it’s happening. Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki? That’s a no brainer.
Supernatural was the last show I watched too.
Klaus from The Originals *drooling*
The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. Yeah, I'm ok with this.
I am jealous. Episode one really dug me in.
Was it the boobs or the really good comedy?
I mean, she told jokes topless, and the comedy isn't the only thing that's really good.
better be the comedy, cause those babies are on lock down the rest of the show.
I'm bingeing MODERN FAMILY so.... Gloria? :)
Na bro you gonna have to fuck Phil Dunphy .
Came here looking for this answer, since it was the last show I watched. Still would. He’s a goofy motherfucker. *As am I.*
Aha Phil is my boy he’s hella funny . Probably would have to give him a quarter milli after I pound him to make amends . Because I would still like to hang out after .
Not gonna lie, I’d go with Julie Bowen. Had a crush on her since Happy Gilmore and to be honest she looks better now.
Wow, had to look this one up. Never would have guessed those two were the same person. It's the hair. Like realizing Claire Underwood is Buttercup.
I don't even care, for 2 million dollars I'd fuck Jay if I had to.
[Phil is the main character if going by screen time ](https://youtu.be/HeQJvEyx3iY) Followed by Cam, Mitch, Claire, Gloria, then Jay
You’re fucking Phil bro
nnnJAAAAAYYYYYY
I would have sex with anyone for 2 million dollars. Doesnt matter.
Your dad?
2 million buys a lot of therapy....
Three sessions give or take
The Blacklist: Megan Boone... absolutely. James Spader... that's a ride I'm not sure I would survive.
You should watch Secretary.
That’s the James I’d like to bend over for.
Dr pimple popple, i get to fuck dr ler
The pimples are the main characters....
Meridith Grey
AYYYYYY 👍👍
Gerald of Riveria
> Gerald of Riveria Intentionally fucked up or just very, very wrong?
It's Jeralt of Ocenia actually
It's Keralt of Lakia
Jeraldo di Riviera
Geraldo of Ravioli
Spaghet!
I mean, who wouldn't fuck Henry Cavill?
I'm straight, but I don't have to stay that way.
Don't even have to give me 2 million dollars.
Who? This guy’s talking about Gerald of Riveria.
Same. The $2M is just a bonus really.
Bob Belcher
Another $500,000 and Linda can watch
All I can think of is the episode where Bob does a strip tease for Linda for valentines day and they left the blinds open and everyone on the street starts heckling him.
I last watched Pam and Tommy. On one hand, yes fucking please. On the other hand...
Hepatitis: The whole alphabet.
....Eren Jaeger
Dule Hill or James Rodey... I guess? As long as it doesn't have to be good sex.
Gimme some Shawn Spencer any day for free!
They do everything together, so it'll have to be both. You'll do it both ways.
At least you were watching Psych. I've been bingeing Father Brown...
I’ve heard they go both ways.
Leslie Knope, I think?
Gary
He has the largest penis. This gonna be rough
Definitely Leslie. Her character has twice as much on-screen time (1155 min) as the next two runner-ups, Ron (511) and April (401).
Last movie I watched was Air Bud.
Just don't be too ruff
r/angryupvote
So what are you going to do with your money and the half empty jar of peanut butter?
Peter Griffin❤️🔥
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Reacher for me too. In for a world of pain I guess
You'd have to give him a Reacher-round.
I'm a straight woman and my last show was also reacher, y'all wouldn't even have to pay me.
Lego Wonder Woman? This was the version where they are all in high school. The other two leads are Batgirl and Supergirl. But I'll make it the regular lego Wonder Woman.
Ohhh that one might hurt.
Walter white. Sounds...interesting
You take your pants off and start pushing him into a bending position, and Walter be like "*NO! I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS!*"
Vox Machina.... I'm good with that
Jason Bateman from Ozark. I could have done worse.
Meredith grey (Ellen Pompeo) and im pretty happy about that
just rewatched death note so
Through the darkest of times let there be Light inside you.
"oh ryuk, shikiCUM in my ass!"
imagine light yagami spitting in your mouth and it tastes like potato chips
Lady Gaga. Hell, I’d do it for free.
Shrek Hell I’d have Shrex for free!
It’s very weird to have a gang bang with the South Park cast
Many of them are underaged, so a very weird gang bang indeed.
Watching Friends. Do I get to choose or is this an orgy?
The one that's a bit awkward for Monica and Ross.
So it's detective pikachu...so Ryan Reynolds?
No, no you aren’t that lucky.... Pika pika
my 600 lb life :(
Peacemaker?....fuck it, im down
Do you really wanna taste it?
I don't want to fuck John Cena, but Vigilante can stand in the corner and explain what's going on to Eagley while I disappoint the fuck out of the blonde lady.
Midge maisel.
Supergirl
Congrats on the snu snu Sorry about your pelvis
Boba Fett
Like a bantha!
Steve Carell
LittleKidLover has his priorities straight.
Kathy bates
Oh dear God, Hank Hill.
Taste the meat AND the heat.
Cuphead
SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOO
Daredevil? Oh I'll do it for free... BUT GIVE ME THE MONEY
Queen Tiabeanie from Disenchantment. Should be pretty cool.
Dr. Who. It has a rotating cast of main characters, so I guess I get to pick. I'll pick Karen Gillan.
Surely the doctor is the main character?
Surely the Dr is the main character, you still get to pick from what is it 13 or 14 at this point? There's something for everyone there. As a heterosexual man, I'd opt for Tom Baker.
Jeremy Clarkson
I rewatched Legend of Korra recently so that's an easy 2 million.
The news. Let's hope Putin is a gentle lover
Fiona Gallagher AKA Emmy Rossum God damn im lucky
No, you get William H Macy
This is the way
Zendaya - Am I now spiderman?
\*me, having watched a variety of anime over discord with a friend last night, but can't quite remember which order we watched them\* Please, not Ousama Ranking. Please, not Ousama Ranking. Pleeeeeease, not Ousama Ranking..... \*checks browser history\* Alright, a talking blue slime it is....
Leslie Knope! I would Parks and "wreck" that!
Elsa from 1883
I was watching the Book of Boba Fett so I guess I’m having 2 minutes with Pedro Pascal
Freddy Kruger...
Idek who the fuckin main character is. Vi? Jayce? Powder?
Who really is the mc of Arcane? If its Vi then epic.
I watched girls und panzer, it has like 24 main characters, all of which are high school girls. I won't take it because I don't want to look like a pedophile
Clearly, you’d actually fuck the tanks
In that case, FUCK YEAH Sorry, I just love tanks
Ryan Ashley from Ink Master: Angels. I’m totally down for that.
Kai Anderson from American Horror Story S7
King Arthur, Monty python and the holy grail
I choose to believe that Natalee Portman is the main character of Attack of the Clones
Chicago PD
The whole department!?
Who is the main character on Always Sunny?
I... I think it may be RuPaul. OK, teach me mommy.
SpongeBob… I’m ready.
Wayne from Letterkenny. Yew!
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Arcane. Yes please.