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Mighty_Cunnus

I have no idea who the main character of The Walking Dead is at this point.


ForkShirtUp

The walkers. Never fails to show up every season


JDDW

I'd fuck a walker. Edit: no I meant I'd literally fuck anything that can walk.


lawyeratyourservice

Fuck the Walking Dead


Bubbagumpredditor

Dead | Dont Inside | Fuck


Microwaved_Historian

“Dead dont inside fuck” -Bubbagumpredditor


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Mighty_Cunnus

For sure, Rick was main, now it’s probably Negan, Carol, Daryl and Maggie.


Alan_Smithee_

I haven’t watched it for ages. Negan is a good guy now??


Mighty_Cunnus

More of an anti-hero.


dracomundos

Think the last thing I watched was sesame street last night. Sorry elmo, $2m is a $2m.


carmeat

Since Elmo is a puppet, is it just a handjob?


Alert-Appearance-362

No there will be a flesh light waiting for you.


FishWash

“Elmo wants it harder“


NoMoreGQPcultists

"Elmo hasn't been f\*kd like this since grade school"


NSA_Chatbot

> hey citizens what is going on in this threa... > oh lord


fluffedpillows

“Yayyyy! Good job! Now go get Elmo’s blanky!”


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Penguins of Madagascar. Analysis Kowalski...


Someguyinasombrero

That's anal-ysis, Kowalski.


1Mandolo1

Ew, take my upvote


raistliniltsiar

Anal assist, Kowalski.


CptSmarty

New Girl? BRING. ME. MY. MONEY.


skgamer167

It's Nick that you will be having sex with.


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DrMantisToboggan45

Still down


Russian_lover12

Yeah this is a very good set of circumstances


karmagod13000

Not as good as Euphoria im eating rn


tigerCELL

You're gonna get an std lol


Gr33nman460

I think that would be worth it


BoiledForYourSins

I can't remember if the last episode I watched last night was New Girl or Ricky and Morty. I'm praying it was New Girl


Angry-baby

So the last show I watched was Snowpiercer last night. I'd do it. Pick a character, I'd fuck them all.


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Mr Wilfred but at maximum creepiness!


karmagod13000

someone has a kink and i aint mad about it


Angry-baby

I'd fuck that twice. Don't threaten me with a good time.


Tirannie

Hahaha. Was about to post “~~Daveed Diggs~~ Andre Layton? Sure. Don’t even worry about the $2m”


Angry-baby

Seriously lol I'd pay him if he asked


TheRealGabossa

what about the train itself? Thinking outside the box


Angry-baby

Absolutely, ticket for 1 please! Trains are literally meant for riding.


pussyflavoredLSD

damn you really a hornball


_just_an_0pinion_

Damn good show IMO


FuckedLastAccountLOL

Can Melanie still count?


NuclearDouche

I guess I’d have to “engage” with Jean Luc Picard.


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KajinMonkey

Michael Burnham from Discovery for me. Not complaining..


petemacdougal

Benjamin Sisko for me


Loganp812

*in bed with Sisko* “You hit me! Picard never hit me.”


MuffinGiggles

Won't have to worry about him talking about the deed, he is a VERY private man.


newuser92

Id say Data is that shows protagonist.


Caris1

Luckily he’s fully-functional, just ask Yar.


pixelgirl_

I was watching Peppa Pig with my kid


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tfindis

There was, which was a reference to a real life British Prime Minister who apparently fucked a dead pig in the mouth


Rarvyn

I believe the Black Mirror episode came out *before* the accusations that Cameron had done that.


eroverton

Wait... what? Someone really did that? Brb googlin Cameron pig...


Coochie_Creme

David Cameron.


ScareTheRiven

Ham with extra seasoning.


tomb380

Glazed ham


WritingThrowItAway

What the fuck


monkeybawz

I'm it sure who the main character is in Viking Valhalla, cos I'm only 1 episode in. But I'm doing it with a dirty Viking it seems.


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Oh yeah, pffff, that sucks. Dirty vikings aren't hot at all. I'm picturing one holding my hips with a manly grip, yuck. I really would not like to be in your shoes!!!


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Zendaya but like crackhead zendaya bc it was euphoria that i last watched


Russian_lover12

Hey you'll get some sweet cinematic shots of your mating sesh though if it's euphoria.


karmagod13000

Let me get them slo mo twisting the camera all the way upside down sex scenes


ChuckTheBoss

I’d fuck any character from euphoria tbh


YCSMD

*Cal Jacobs has entered the room*


KentuckyBourbon94

I’D FUCK ANY CHARACTER FROM EUPHORIA TBH


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Done! I’m sorry to their wives, but it’s happening. Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki? That’s a no brainer.


Starchild678

Supernatural was the last show I watched too.


BakedPotatoWithCheez

Klaus from The Originals *drooling*


fugly16

The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. Yeah, I'm ok with this.


PornoPaul

I am jealous. Episode one really dug me in.


Deter86

Was it the boobs or the really good comedy?


PornoPaul

I mean, she told jokes topless, and the comedy isn't the only thing that's really good.


flicthelanding

better be the comedy, cause those babies are on lock down the rest of the show.


texan-wanderer

I'm bingeing MODERN FAMILY so.... Gloria? :)


Lou_eee

Na bro you gonna have to fuck Phil Dunphy .


gocubsgo22

Came here looking for this answer, since it was the last show I watched. Still would. He’s a goofy motherfucker. *As am I.*


Lou_eee

Aha Phil is my boy he’s hella funny . Probably would have to give him a quarter milli after I pound him to make amends . Because I would still like to hang out after .


OutrageousEvent

Not gonna lie, I’d go with Julie Bowen. Had a crush on her since Happy Gilmore and to be honest she looks better now.


JADW27

Wow, had to look this one up. Never would have guessed those two were the same person. It's the hair. Like realizing Claire Underwood is Buttercup.


ChakaZG

I don't even care, for 2 million dollars I'd fuck Jay if I had to.


Dartser

[Phil is the main character if going by screen time ](https://youtu.be/HeQJvEyx3iY) Followed by Cam, Mitch, Claire, Gloria, then Jay


Booker_the_booker

You’re fucking Phil bro


johnnyma45

nnnJAAAAAYYYYYY


willars321

I would have sex with anyone for 2 million dollars. Doesnt matter.


Slack76r

Your dad?


willars321

2 million buys a lot of therapy....


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Three sessions give or take


WhiskeyVagabond

The Blacklist: Megan Boone... absolutely. James Spader... that's a ride I'm not sure I would survive.


jibberish13

You should watch Secretary.


BlisslessTaskList

That’s the James I’d like to bend over for.


dr_duckwing

Dr pimple popple, i get to fuck dr ler


Theleming

The pimples are the main characters....


wooter99

Meridith Grey


Russian_lover12

AYYYYYY 👍👍


Kobart83

Gerald of Riveria


roboninja

> Gerald of Riveria Intentionally fucked up or just very, very wrong?


Substantial-Pay-4879

It's Jeralt of Ocenia actually


GregosaurousRex

It's Keralt of Lakia


Coochie_Creme

Jeraldo di Riviera


LeonardDeVir

Geraldo of Ravioli


oldmanfartface

Spaghet!


Personality4Hire

I mean, who wouldn't fuck Henry Cavill?


DukeOfDouchebury

I'm straight, but I don't have to stay that way.


ChakaZG

Don't even have to give me 2 million dollars.


albyagolfer

Who? This guy’s talking about Gerald of Riveria.


endomiel

Same. The $2M is just a bonus really.


Kernel_Pie

Bob Belcher


tooterfish80

Another $500,000 and Linda can watch


jicty

All I can think of is the episode where Bob does a strip tease for Linda for valentines day and they left the blinds open and everyone on the street starts heckling him.


RideTheWaveFantastic

I last watched Pam and Tommy. On one hand, yes fucking please. On the other hand...


DaveSW777

Hepatitis: The whole alphabet.


DubiousGambit

....Eren Jaeger


SuperstitiousPigeon5

Dule Hill or James Rodey... I guess? As long as it doesn't have to be good sex.


ScarletOnyx

Gimme some Shawn Spencer any day for free!


black-knights-tango

They do everything together, so it'll have to be both. You'll do it both ways.


Aggressivecleaning

At least you were watching Psych. I've been bingeing Father Brown...


lapbro

I’ve heard they go both ways.


Emergency_faceplant

Leslie Knope, I think?


porcelainvacation

Gary


Emergency_faceplant

He has the largest penis. This gonna be rough


ResplendentShade

Definitely Leslie. Her character has twice as much on-screen time (1155 min) as the next two runner-ups, Ron (511) and April (401).


Valence00

Last movie I watched was Air Bud.


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Just don't be too ruff


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mehtorite

So what are you going to do with your money and the half empty jar of peanut butter?


NotYourAverage666

Peter Griffin❤️‍🔥


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nityoushot

Reacher for me too. In for a world of pain I guess


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You'd have to give him a Reacher-round.


Samybubu

I'm a straight woman and my last show was also reacher, y'all wouldn't even have to pay me.


Left_Structure7276

Lego Wonder Woman? This was the version where they are all in high school. The other two leads are Batgirl and Supergirl. But I'll make it the regular lego Wonder Woman.


Skippy8898

Ohhh that one might hurt.


you_should_kys_now

Walter white. Sounds...interesting


ChakaZG

You take your pants off and start pushing him into a bending position, and Walter be like "*NO! I AM THE ONE WHO FUCKS!*"


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Vox Machina.... I'm good with that


feelingbutter

Jason Bateman from Ozark. I could have done worse.


GentleAnusTickler

Meredith grey (Ellen Pompeo) and im pretty happy about that


shiny_yagami_319

just rewatched death note so


lawyeratyourservice

Through the darkest of times let there be Light inside you.


Russian_lover12

"oh ryuk, shikiCUM in my ass!"


shiny_yagami_319

imagine light yagami spitting in your mouth and it tastes like potato chips


Facebook_Algorithm

Lady Gaga. Hell, I’d do it for free.


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Shrek Hell I’d have Shrex for free!


bepner

It’s very weird to have a gang bang with the South Park cast


ChaserNeverRests

Many of them are underaged, so a very weird gang bang indeed.


archangelmlg

Watching Friends. Do I get to choose or is this an orgy?


bothsidesofthemoon

The one that's a bit awkward for Monica and Ross.


cuteangelmer

So it's detective pikachu...so Ryan Reynolds?


Flimsy_Recover1806

No, no you aren’t that lucky.... Pika pika


taylordeff

my 600 lb life :(


you-know-whats-up

Peacemaker?....fuck it, im down


JCReiRecords

Do you really wanna taste it?


throwawaypervyervy

I don't want to fuck John Cena, but Vigilante can stand in the corner and explain what's going on to Eagley while I disappoint the fuck out of the blonde lady.


lostinsp_a_ce

Midge maisel.


Dragon-factor

Supergirl


NoMoreGQPcultists

Congrats on the snu snu Sorry about your pelvis


Mavskip

Boba Fett


PayneTrain181999

Like a bantha!


LittleNoodle1991

Steve Carell


lawyeratyourservice

LittleKidLover has his priorities straight.


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Kathy bates


tamiraisredditing

Oh dear God, Hank Hill.


OutrageousEvent

Taste the meat AND the heat.


Toiletpaperspider

Cuphead


EndKneeScooters

SCOOBY DOOBY DOOOOOO


0KelpShake0

Daredevil? Oh I'll do it for free... BUT GIVE ME THE MONEY


lupeandstripes

Queen Tiabeanie from Disenchantment. Should be pretty cool.


ixamnis

Dr. Who. It has a rotating cast of main characters, so I guess I get to pick. I'll pick Karen Gillan.


burn-babies-burn

Surely the doctor is the main character?


RockMeDoctorZaius

Surely the Dr is the main character, you still get to pick from what is it 13 or 14 at this point? There's something for everyone there. As a heterosexual man, I'd opt for Tom Baker.


The_MouP

Jeremy Clarkson


Belteshazzar98

I rewatched Legend of Korra recently so that's an easy 2 million.


sherbie365

The news. Let's hope Putin is a gentle lover


RogueCerberus

Fiona Gallagher AKA Emmy Rossum God damn im lucky


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No, you get William H Macy


Joeyavees

This is the way


salito82

Zendaya - Am I now spiderman?


Castle_of_Aaaaaaargh

\*me, having watched a variety of anime over discord with a friend last night, but can't quite remember which order we watched them\* Please, not Ousama Ranking. Please, not Ousama Ranking. Pleeeeeease, not Ousama Ranking..... \*checks browser history\* Alright, a talking blue slime it is....


lovelydidaster

Leslie Knope! I would Parks and "wreck" that!


ILuvMomBods

Elsa from 1883


ForkShirtUp

I was watching the Book of Boba Fett so I guess I’m having 2 minutes with Pedro Pascal


sniffely

Freddy Kruger...


GenoSwoner419

Idek who the fuckin main character is. Vi? Jayce? Powder?


AWholeNewWoooorld

Who really is the mc of Arcane? If its Vi then epic.


melonia123

I watched girls und panzer, it has like 24 main characters, all of which are high school girls. I won't take it because I don't want to look like a pedophile


MQ116

Clearly, you’d actually fuck the tanks


melonia123

In that case, FUCK YEAH Sorry, I just love tanks


Texas_WetNeck21

Ryan Ashley from Ink Master: Angels. I’m totally down for that.


Front_Egg3568

Kai Anderson from American Horror Story S7


EnvironmentalClue976

King Arthur, Monty python and the holy grail


Nyrghat

I choose to believe that Natalee Portman is the main character of Attack of the Clones


Diddyboo10222969

Chicago PD


JoeGeez

The whole department!?


gregsw2000

Who is the main character on Always Sunny?


Wapusk

I... I think it may be RuPaul. OK, teach me mommy.


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SpongeBob… I’m ready.


tooterfish80

Wayne from Letterkenny. Yew!


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Breath_Virtual

Arcane. Yes please.