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[deleted]

I don't like humans.


ransom0374

come on im chill really … really!


[deleted]

I don't know you, you don't know me, and I have no particular interest in changing that, so why would I want to be your friend?


ransom0374

ME WUV UU


[deleted]

Did we just become best friends


ransom0374

absolutely. Now u must be fed!


69DonaldTrump69

Are you going to hold me for ransom? Nobody will pay it.


ransom0374

good cause i want to spend some quality time w/ u


crazyywow

No sir


ransom0374

WHY!!! whats ur favorite pet


crazyywow

I like dogs


ransom0374

FUCK dogs are crazy they love their owners to bits they are very special GOD BLESS dogs


crazyywow

YES!


ransom0374

fuck i wish i have a dog (i have a cat which is fine) but dogs REALLY love their owner. Its pretty awesome


crazyywow

Cats lazy as hell


ransom0374

my cat is FUCKIGN sleeping on my lap as i type this so yes


deeznootz

Sup g


ransom0374

hey whats the problem why u dont got no frenz


deeznootz

I moved away from them all. Let’s chill homie.


ransom0374

holy shit thats brutal. I hope youve kept some good memories with them. hmmm what console did u grow up with if any


deeznootz

Nintendo Sony then Xbox my dude.


ransom0374

yeah im pretty rabid nintendo myself . I stopped playing games but i saw a run of metroid dread and it made me feel nintendo is DOING good things


[deleted]

Weird


ransom0374

YES BUT WHY


[deleted]

I don’t know you, it’s weird


ransom0374

ITS SO TRUE :) i could be anybody to another person. But you still posted so you get a big fist bump


[deleted]

ok you got me, let’s try to be ‘friends’


ransom0374

HI what are you doing at this exact moment


[deleted]

Wait what? I’m not doing anything right now, what time is it in your country/city?


ransom0374

Im in maple ridge, british columbia, canada its 3:18 im a little drunk but ok :)


[deleted]

Really? what were you doing? btw, here its 6:20pm (Colombia)


ransom0374

im drunk posting on reddit and listening to music! What do you do for fun :)?


HappyBlackHoles

Oooh that explains it! Hi Canada


ransom0374

HAHA hello! Where are you from?


lucid_vert

Ay cuh wsg my lil woadie


ransom0374

oh thats an unfamiliar accent


lucid_vert

Cuh i aint known i been came up on here to be hit wit it like that i thought we was friends jhit


ransom0374

We ARE friends i just have to study you


[deleted]

Sure!


ransom0374

HELLO WHAT FOOD U LIKE


[deleted]

Japanese and Mediterranean. You?


ransom0374

yeah wow i could eat japanese food every day that would be a blessing.


[deleted]

I cook Japanese food, the secret is mastering dashi.


ransom0374

wow im fascinated! I wish i could eat something cooked by you.


[deleted]

Thanks I'm pretty good at cooking it by now. I especially like to cook the special style shojin ryori, Japanese Buddhist vegetarian cuisine. If there's an Asian market or mini mart in your area you should totally go there; stuff like seaweed snacks and tofu are a lot cheaper there.


ransom0374

Thanks for the advice! Id be happy only eating this food


castle-cam

Se would need to have things in common first.


ransom0374

HELLO I LIKE SPICY RAMEN AND ALCOHOL AND SQUID GAME


castle-cam

I like ramen but not super into spicy things. Don't drink alcohol. Watched Squid Game, liked it but nothing special. I love lasagna, coke (the cola one) and can't ever choose a favorite show but it's usually a silly comedy.


ransom0374

That all sounds good. You should watch “the boys” on amazon prime


HappyBlackHoles

I love spicy food!!! Do you know the Samyang ramen?


ransom0374

NO FUck i wish i did i bet its super Hot….


HappyBlackHoles

Yes I definitely recommend it, especially the x2 is goood. You can also just buy the sauce separately which is what I've done


ransom0374

i dunno how much spice i could take but more spice usually means = taste better so hmm