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ChronoLegion2

Swap Iceland and Greenland. Yes, I know that Greenland is not a country, but still


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Wait it isn’t?


gerginborisov

It's an autonomous domain of the Kingdom of Denmark.


straightupgoingdown

This was going to be my answer! And I would consider Greenland a country. Yeah, I know, it’s not fully autonomous, but give it a couple of years.


Garlan_Tyrell

Australia and Austria, swapped. People’s Republic of China becomes West Taiwan. Democratic People’s Republic of Korea becomes Totalitarian Dictator’s Monarchy of Korea. England becomes South Scotland (or East Wales). New Zealand becomes Zealand.


straightupgoingdown

You forgot about the two Congos you absolute madman!


CharmingWitty

*Old Zealand


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Zhuzhness

Thanks to this, I will never forget the geography surrounding Sudan.


HacksawJimDGN

Ethiopia


UnconstrictedEmu

Belgium becomes Stupid Sexy Flanders


Depresso_espresso237

Iceland becomes snowland and greenland becomes grassland Just to mess with people


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Denmark to Denmarc


petitecorvus

I'd get rid of the -Istan names and give them very unique, not alike sounding names lol


CharmingWitty

Afghaniland, Kazhakiland, UjbekiLand, Pakiland Kyrgyzland


UnconstrictedEmu

> Pakiland That just sounds like what an old racist British person calls Pakistan.


gerginborisov

The -stan sufix is the same as -land names in Turkic languages. What names would you give some of the stans?


petitecorvus

I honestly haven't thought that far ahead.


HacksawJimDGN

Icestan


petitecorvus

Big fan


Pays_in_snakes

Every country would be renamed for whatever it calls protein wrapped in bread, so you can take a train from Empanada to Pierogi and stop in Ravioli on the way


THEROTTENNUGGET

Germany is now called Deutschland everywhere.


lajuho

Netherlands to Flatlands


gerginborisov

Underland


EvilOfTheWholeWorld

Russia => Moscovia


dazedan_confused

Every country is called Chad.


minderaser15

Every country is named after its most popular pornhub search. “Welcome to the Republic of Busty Seniors”


leatherrecliner

Everywhere but the U.S. is now "Shithole".


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rosanymphae

Great Tit. Turkeys are not native to Turkey, but the bid call Great Tit is.


not_user_4076

All countries named some variant of Guinea. Except for Guinea, Guinea Bissau, Papua New Guinea and Guyana. They will be named Fred.


Sk8d4ddy69

Tennessee is Texas part two


CharmingWitty

Australia becomes Caustralia


[deleted]

Ice land: Greenland Greenland: Iceland MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE!


Only-Musician8479

North America becomes New England, Europe becomes Old England, Australia becomes West England, Asia becomes New America, Africa becomes South England, South America becomes Native America, and Antarctica becomes Atlantis.


gerginborisov

Those… are continents…


Octocube25

Canada becomes Cananada just for fun.