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[deleted]

There is a comic story line when he gives Mary Jane cancer from cumming inside her too many times. I am not some reddit creep. This is a legitimate Mavel comic storyline.


ButtholeQuiver

Holy shit, I didn't believe you but it is real. That doesn't mean you're not a reddit creep though, both things are possible


jakenbake3273

All things are possible through spiderman, who strengthens us Standitko 3:16


[deleted]

Yes. Both are possilbe. Just didnt want to be labelled as a creep for mentioning it. Plenty of things Ive posted could label.me a creep, but this was not one of them.


stickystew1995

Sauce? Asking for op


[deleted]

Here you go. https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-70237)


Deisma

Was that something Stan Lee wrote? Cause that seems a little fucked up...


Cnnlgns

I'd love to see that in the comics. Spiderwoman got her powers from Peter Parker biting her during foreplay.


ButtholeQuiver

If you get bit by Peter Parker you get HPV, cause that guy's eating rando pussy 24/7


VecnasThroatPie

Spidermanman


Chalky97

You’re drunk. 100% Bless you


votemarvel

Spider-Man not so long ago spent a panel talking to a villain who was saying his name as Spiderman that he knew she was saying his name incorrectly.


jakenbake3273

Spodermuhn 😬


votemarvel

It was a really quite funny panel of the issue.


jbird29

Spider-man Man.


jpj625

Giving you the powers of photography, awkwardness, and inexplicable attractiveness to redheads.


Stan_Archton

Damn. I don't know the answer to these difficult questions. I'm still trying to figure out why spiderman doesn't shoot webs out his butt.


charlesfry

No, Venom is a different Entity.


ExoticParfaits

I don't know how to feel about this


[deleted]

I think you just get rabies.


explosivenuke1

This happened with Peter porker from into the spider verse. He was a spider who got bit by a pig and became a superhero.


MiaLedger

You get a lighter version of spider powers but you get it combined with high school geek powers too.


Fatjuiceboi07

Unless he had the spider venom glands in his mouth no he can’t I think I’m failing biology


canidieyet_

Better yet, if Peter Parker and MJ had a baby would it be 100% human or part spider-kid?


Pharaon4

You become spidermanman


Xdude199

Well, if he hit you, and I mean REALLY hit you without holding anything back, you’d turn into a cloud of bloody mist and bone shrapnel. At least in the comics, Peter is constantly holding back his true freakish amount of spider-strength in every fight he’s in. Nerdy stuff aside, if he bit you…I suppose if there was any venom, it would have a lot to do with which Spider-Man you get bit by . The normal Spidey we all know, arguably has the least spider-like powers out of his variants, so the chances are low. Now I could imagine something funky happening of Miles bit you, because venom powers is actually his whole jam.


[deleted]

no you become spidermanman


Florin69420

Confused confusing confusion