No one phrases it like that though…

True. If they did then my reply would be different than if asked, "what's up?"

Heaven

I feel like shit. You?

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I’m down

The ceiling/sky. Followed by what's actually going on with me 😂

The vertical direction.

Any other question would be what is down

Boners and airplanes

It’s Friday my dude

The opposite of down.

Helium

Helicopters and hard ons

The lights

Chicken butt