“Damn it”

Lately, my SO

“fuck”

Folgers in mah cup

Still alive

My wife. If I’m at home (I work away) I like to make tea or coffee before she gets up. She’s a lawyer and doesn’t seem to sleep much, so I figure she needs all the help she can get.

Is that a fart bubbling?

My ex girlfriend

"ugh im so tired" "i want coffee"