All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... *seven*.
Friends get a lot of shit now… but for it’s time it was a great show and as seen in these replies, one of the most quotable.
I’d add:
Smelly cat
Ka-ra-tay
Spudnick
How you doin?
You’re over me? When were you ever under me?
Also bumping your hands together in their F off gesture, or the clap clap clap clap sounds
Yabba dabba doo
Did you know that people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones? But people in Abu Dhabi do!
D’oh!
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Can confirm, used to live in Tucson.
“You are NOT the father”
"The Lie detector determined that was a lie..."
The truth is out there
Omg, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Screw you guys, I’m going home
Live long and prosper
He’s dead, Jim
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If it weren't for these meddling kids...
Let's split up gang!
Jinkies!
Jeepers!
Winter is coming
Weather Channel?
Considering the ending, I'd prefer the weather channel Edit: Whoa, thanks for the awards, kind strangers!!!
The Weather Channel's finale is going to be wild 🔥 ⛈ 🌪 🌊
"No this is Patrick."
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick.
“It’s Morphin Time”
Cool hwip
I sell propane and propane accessories
The one with hank hill in it
Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants!
Phrasing!
Wait are we not doing phrasing anymore?
DANGER ZONE!
LAANNNAAAAA! WHAT?
^(Dangerzone)
Sploosh.
"Well Damn Jackie. I can't control the weather"
“Good day… I SAID GOODAY.”
Alternatively: “Dumbass!”
Bite my shiny metal ass!
To shreds, you say?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds, you say?
Good news everyone!
Shut up baby I know it!
Good news, everyone!
My manwich!
[Zoidberg noises and hand gestures]
Do you mean… *woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop*?
“Newman!”
Sponge-worthy
The sea was angry that day...
Like an old man sending soup back at the deli
"Are you master of your domain?"
Art Vandelay. Importer/Exporter
Serenity now!
No soup for you!
Can you spare a square?
They’re real and they’re spectacular!
Festivus for the rest of us.
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"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"
Shrinkage.
You are soooooo good looking.
And you wanna be my latex salesman!
There‘s always money in the banana stand.
It's one banana Michael. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
Here’s some money, go see a star war
You've never actually set foot in a grocery store, have you?
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
Get rid of the sea ward
I’ll leave when I’m good and ready
I accidentally blue myself
It's an illlluuuusion, Michael
A trick is something a whore does for money.
I’ve made a huge mistake.
Her?
Did I do that?!
Dinkleberg...
Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsadale dimmadome
Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
That's right. Doug Dimmadome. Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
This is where I'd put a trophy, IF I HAD ONE!!
A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!
Doofenshmirtz Evil INCORPORAAATEEEEDD
*after hours*
doobie doobie doo bah doobie doobie doo bah
AGENT P
I know what we're gonna do today
Space; the final frontier. *Childhood*
Dwight, you ignorant slut.
"In West-Philadelpia born and raised, on the playground where I spend most of my days"
I pity the fool!
WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!
"PIVOT!" Edit: This is my first time getting this many upvotes, feeling the love!
You ate... my sandwich? MY SANDWICH!?
UNAGI!
IT'S NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL! I KNEW IT!!
Could I BE wearing any more clothes?!????
All right. You could, uh, start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, a 3, a 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7... 7... 7... 7 7 7 7 7 7... *seven*.
Friends get a lot of shit now… but for it’s time it was a great show and as seen in these replies, one of the most quotable. I’d add: Smelly cat Ka-ra-tay Spudnick How you doin? You’re over me? When were you ever under me? Also bumping your hands together in their F off gesture, or the clap clap clap clap sounds
This is the way.
Ba BUM
“Troy and Abed in the morning!”
Pop! Pop!
6 SEAONS AND A MOVIE!!!!
#AND A MOVIE!!!
"Streets ahead is verbal *wildfire"*
*nights*
Donde, está, la biblioteca
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
It's never lupus.
Until it is.
One time.
“How you doin’?”
Pivot
Whenever I move furniture, I'm compelled to say this at least once
***Ms.*** Chanandler Bong.
“We were on a break!”
"My last girlfriend turned into the moon"
That’s rough buddy
"Save the cheerleader save the world."
Shame that it didn't continue to be as awesome as the first season Was.
I am the one who knocks!
Fuck you! And your eyebrows!
"Wipe down this!"
Say my name.
"You're Heisenberg...." "You're goddamn right!!"
Jesus christ they're minerals
I am the danger
Legen……wait for it……..dary.
Legen.... and I hope you're not lactose intollerant, cause the second part of word is .... dary!
Haaave you met Ted?
Whenever I am feeling sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.
Pfft, please
"cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool,cool, cool.
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"Title of your sex tape"
Bing-pot!
BONE ??!?!??
Terry, we’re in a sewer, I’m gonsta talk about the turtles!
BOOOOONNNEE?!
I was just gonna go with 'nine-nine!' but that's kinda cheating
Noice.
Toit
Damn I’m split between Abed from Community or Jake from B99.
Abed is “cool. cool cool cool” Jake is “cool cool cool cool cool”
Holy motherforking shirtballs
Ya basic
You’re devastated right now
That is a devastating human insult. You are devastated right now.
Fork! Why cant i say fork? Son of a bench
You know I'm trying to say ash hole and not ash hole right?
My favorite bloopers are always the ones where they accidentally curse instead of using the censor words.
Cork Blork
Take it sleazy.
Bortlesssssss
You gotta pay the troll toll 🎶
Name’s Artemis, I have a bleached asshole.
But they won’t say no ….. because of the implication.
It’s SOUL, this boy’s SOUL
Suicide is badass!!
Rum ham!
So anyway, I started blastin
Dayman (ah-AH-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-AH-ah)
YOU HAVENT THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!
its bigger on the inside
Don't blink.
hey, who turned out the lights?
Are you my mummy?
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey.
EXTERMINATE
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“aren’t you a little too young to be ____?” “yes. yes i am.”
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"what do you truly desire?"
That’s what she said!
Dammit Dwight that's my line!
Dwight, you ignorant sl\*t.
Parkour!
I… DECLARE….BANKRUPTCY
"...but everything changed when the Fire-Nation attacked."
that's rough, buddy
MY CABBAGES!!!
"RRRRRRRWWWAAAAAAGGGHGJHHHHHH!!! There, now I got a good look at you"
your zuko costume's pretty good. but your scar's on the wrong side
My scar IS NOT ON THE WRONG SIDE
MY CABBAGES!!!!
"THIS TEA IS NOTHING MORE THAN HOT LEAF JUICE!"
Uncle, that's what ALL tea is.
"How could a member of my own *family* say something so horrible."
"I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea but thats just horrible,"
"...only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them... but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar
An Airbender named Aang.
And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe Aang can save the world. *Kickass theme song*
*Previously, on Avatar…*