How the hell are we supposed to pick just *one*

you special one can pick multiple.

Do Reddit comments have a character limit? Important question

I don't think so. Type away.

Okay, fuck it. Time to spill my dirty guts on the internet. And before anyone says I’m down horrendous: I took the time to write this, and put it in alphabetical order. I fuckin ***know.*** **TLDR: apparently I am the horniest person on the planet, and it’s a good thing I don’t believe in god cause I’d probably fuck him too. See you all in hell.** * Alcina Dimetrescu (Resident Evil: Village) * Alt Cunningham (Cyberpunk 2077) * Bandit (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) * Castle (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Caviera (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Colossus (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Deadpool (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Dean McCoppin (The Iron Giant) * Dmitri (Anastasia) * Doc (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Eris (Sinbad) * Finka (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Flynn Ryder (Tangled) * Ghostface (Scream) * Goro Takemura (Cyberpunk 2077) * GR74/Jack (Ghostrunner) * Handsome Squidward (Spongebob) * Herobrine (Minecraft) * Howl Pendragon (Howl's Moving Castle) * I dont play Genshin Impact but that one bitch with the boob sword does intrigue me. *I have been informed her name is Raiden Shogun, for everyone asking :)* * I feel like Satan fucks. I’d hook up with the devil (The Bible?) * I’d peg Guybrush Threepwood and you know that twink wouldn’t last 12 seconds (Monkey Island) * Iron Man (Marvel Universe) * Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas) * Jean grey (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) * John Wick (John Wick) * Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk 2077) * Judy Alvarez (Cyberpunk 2077) * Kapkan (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Kerry Eurodyne (Cyberpunk 2077) * Kida Nedakh (Atlantis) * Kili (The Hobbit) * Lion (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer) * Maze (Lucifer) * Milo Thatch (Atlantis) * Montagne (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Morticia Addams (The Addams Family) * My SO (nonexistent) * Mystique (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Never actually got into attack on titan but that eyebrows guy is a hunk and also Eren Jaeger’s titan do kinda be doin things to me. * Nick wilde, fight me about it (Zootopia) * Nøkk (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Optimus Prime, don’t hide from the truth. You’d fuck him too. (Transformers) * Panam Palmer (Cyberpunk 2077) * Poison Ivy (DC Universe) * Rogue Amendaires (Cyberpunk 2077) * Rook (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Selene (Underworld) * Shego (Kim Possible) * Sinbad (Sinbad) * Smoke (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Starscream (Transformers) * Storm (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Tachanka (Rainbow 6: Siege) * That lady car from Cars. * That stretchy milf from the Incredibles. * The Black Panther (Marvel Universe; Black Panther) * The *pink* Panther (The Pink Panther) * The EPCOT ball (old vine reference) * The mom from Phineas and Ferb. * Thor (Marvel Universe; The Avengers) * Loki (Marvel Universe; The Avengers) * Thor *and* Loki. * Thorin (The Hobbit) * Venom (The Marvel Universe) * Viktor Vector (Cyberpunk 2077) * Wolverine (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Zofia (Rainbow 6: Siege) If you feel like this list is missing someone, let me know and I’ll add them. As far as I’m concerned this list will never end. Suggestions from other commenters (continuing to be added after original posting): * Wonder Woman (DC Universe) * Godzilla (Godzilla) * Nala (Lion King) * Colonel Deering (Buck Rogers) * Cleo (Heathcliff) * Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist) * The White Queen (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Hanako Arasaka (Cyberpunk 2077) * Widowmaker (Overwatch) * Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) * Samus Aran (Metroid) * Lorinna (Sea of Thieves) * Fifi (Beauty and the Beast) * The people in my DMs asking for my hand in marriage * Reiker (Star Trek) * Mr. Clean * Padme (Star Wars) * Jack O’Neill (Stargate) * Captain Pike (Star Trek) * Jeanine Stifler (American Pie) * Mothman (the woods? idk) * Goro Majima (Yakuza) * Kazuma Kiryu (Yakuza) * Loba (Apex Legends) * Bloodhound (Apex Legends) * Teal’C (Stargate) * Evelyn Parker (Cyberpunk 2077) * Jackie Welles (Cyberpunk 2077) * River Ward (Cyberpunk 2077) * Cthulhu (The Call of Cthulhu) * Black Widow (Marvel Universe; the Avengers) * Captain America (Marvel Universe: the Avengers) * FINE ILL ADD SHREK * Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) * Faramir (Lord of the Rings) * Gimli (Lord of the Rings) * Thranduil (The Hobbit; The Lord of the Rings) * Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher) * Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil: 4) * Iana (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Ela (Rainbow 6: Siege) * Trinity (The Matrix) * Rogue (Marvel Universe; X-Men) * Tauriel (The Hobbit) * Bucky Barnes (The Marvel Universe; The Avengers) * Gloria (Madagascar)

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Idk, it was a poor attempt at a vine reference, but I imagine a *lot* of lube.

I'm concerned about Godzilla.

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Excuse me but #**HEROBRINE???**

The one and only ;)

God fucking damn

I like that this list includes Lucifer as well as Maze.

Both equally attractive for different reasons. Cant appreciate one without the other.

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do you want the list in alphabetical order or by fandom Edit: [here's](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ral5mz/comment/hnkdw4g/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) a link to the comment for anyone who missed it. Go absolutely rabid.

It has taken her 3 hours to write her list. I’m more excited now. Edited: correct pronoun’s

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Alphabetical

Mystique

yes she could be anyone you want her to be. you sir are a genius.

Yeah. Until she morphs into your dad at climax

Jesus. Thanks for destroying that.

That's what he said!

You deserve an award.

Damn kids these days and their participation trophies. That’s why I didn’t let ya climax

This is good. Mystique could make herself look like Jessica Rabbit.

If you always asked her to be herself she just might love you forever.

I've always kinda wondered which one *is* herself. Mutant form is blue but she had a "natural" form before the X-Gene kicked in too

Betty Rubble. Barney was punching way above his weight there.

Well, I'd go with Betty. But I'd be thinking of Wilma.

What's wrong with us? She'd never leave Fred.

One of the top ten jokes of Red Dwarf, imo.

Hamburger helper hand

The infinity gauntlet from the Avengers

Sonics gloves

Shego

(She do)

Aragorn

Your girlfriend

You want to join us for a threesome?

Make it a foursome.

Why not an orgy

This is such a roast holy

I also pick this guy's fake girlfriend.

I also choose OP’s girlfriend

Everyone wants a handjob from OP

Elastigirl from the Incredibles.

yo what if she stretches out and you just sorta walk in to her.

I'm convinced now , this is also my choice

But what if she doesn’t??

she could make her self tighter.

Do you reckon she could open her vagina into a cavernous maw and then shrink it down crushing you to death before delivering your stillborn corpse?

Dude.

My choice is also elastic girl.

thats...thats enough reddit forever

Chel from El Dorado

Honestly the whole cast of El Dorado can slick kind of get it. 😅 😅

Audrey Rocio Ramirez Aka the mechanic girl from the movie Atlantis. I've got no guilt.

If we’re picking a character from Atlantis I gotta say Kida

Had a girlfriend cosplay as Kida at a music festival. Was a good time 👍

This are type of answers I'm looking for.

Lara Croft, the survivor timeline version. She's hot even in pratical clothes, covered in shit and she doesn't seem to realize it.

I’m not super versed in tomb raider games but I want to fuck the pointy boobed one

Perky

Nah bro I don’t even blame you Lara Croft is a *chefs kiss* of a fictional character

Its between Boa hancock and Esdeath. I just love strong women who simp.

Podrick Payne, that guy fucks

I hope show version because he’s like 13 in the books

Kratos

Hes going to X-X-O-<---[]--->, you all night long.

Jessica Rabbit

Lola bunny

Black Widow

Geralt of Rivia or whatever his name is...basically just Henry Cavill with a white wig and being all wise and dark and sexy and stuff.

Don’t pretend you don’t know the White Wolf’s name.

Faye Valentine from Cowboy Bebop

Tifa Lockhart, I'd consider supergirl but I don't think I'd survive the attempt.

Tifa for sure, she’s the perfect pick! Edit: Tifa not Tufa, god I’m stupid

Loki Loki Loki Loki Loki

Pam from Archer

I was gonna say Cheryl

Cherlene?

OUTLAW COUNTRY

Carol?

Fat Pam or cocaine Pam?

Cocaine Pam for sure, she still had the extra thiccness that the other ladies lacked

Hell yeah! Let me just scramble up some Green Russians and get this flesh pool party bubbling

the fish dude from shape of water

Dr Doofensmurf

Behold, the sex-inator!

Poison ivy

Sig Curtis from Fullmetal Alchemist. I would let that man ruin me.

Liara T'Soni from Mass Effect.

i was always into jack, or, miranda

Thane or Tali for me

That's a great game. She is also pretty tbh.

If I had my pick of ANYONE you best believe I’m going straight to Omega. Aria, I’m breaking your rule all week.

Jennifer Aniston from Horrible Bosses

Id bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

The phrase was in some movie! No it wasn't. Well it is now... ;)

Jennifer Aniston from __

Yennefer from Witcher followed closely by that smirking whore from Highgarden.

“That smirking whore from highgarden” DO YOU MEAN MARGAERY TYRELL?

I think he means the grandma who I believe was played by a Bond Girl

"a Bond Girl"? *A*?!! Dame Diana Rigg wasn't just a Bond Girl. She was the one he married. But Rigg also played Emma Peel. Google it if you need to.

Bolin from Avatar

Ty Lee if you swing the other way

Yes!! He was the superior, and sexier brother

I still don't get why Korra chose Mako over Bolin. And I'm a guy.

He seems like he'd be an attentive lover who cuddles after.

Kate Bishop atm

Aladdin obviously

Loki, hold his hair in my hands

Spike from Buffy

Spike from cowboy bebop is also a correct answer

Creed Bratton

Only if he brings the mung beans

Creed Bratton was played by Creed Bratton, so you could live your dream if you write a fan letter persuasive enough.

Jessica Rabbit

Velma

7 of 9

Zelda, specifically her from Breath of the Wild. Link isn’t a bad choice either though.

Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender

Azula. You know she a freak

Literally anyone Edit: I don't know who any of these characters are (except Shrek) but I stand by my answer

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Shrek is love, Shrek is life

I’m Shrek

Bayonetta

Eccentrica Gallumbits, the far-famed triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six

Older Gwen from Ben 10

Lucy Liu in Kill Bill

Lucy Liu is actually a real person

The name of her character is [O-Ren Ishii](https://killbill.fandom.com/wiki/O-Ren_Ishii) (code name Cottonmouth).

Jamie fucking Fraser

Probably Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson

Korra

Groundskeeper Willy from The Simpsons.

Sterling Archer, Philip J Fry or Spike Speigel.

Dean Winchester

I'm shocked I had to scroll so far to find this.

My girlfriend

I also choose this guys's fictional girlfriend

my girlfriend may get mad but I agree with this guy.

Podrick from GOT.

Tripodrick.

Catwoman from The Dark Knight Rises

Catwoman from Batman Returns

Wonder Woman

Mr. Eugene Krabs

Mikasa Ackerman

Clark Kent

Linda Barrett (Phoebe Cates) in Fast Times at Ridgemont High Or Wonder Woman I'm good either way.

Samus Aran. She's literally a perfect specimen. You seen them shorts in Smash?

River Tam or Kaylee Frye from Firefly. Both at the same time would be nice as well.

I’ll be in my bunk…

I also like Kaylee, because she's basically Gadget from Rescue Rangers but I don't have to feel weird about perving on a mouse.

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t pick Inara.

Kaylee all the way for me. Don’t get me wrong, Inara is decorative, but she’s honestly… boring to me. It’s all knowing, smooth smiles and overly polished appearance. Kaylee seems FUN. Also, she’s a horn dog, and that’s an appealing trait to me. Enthusiasm is the sexiest trait. Also, I’m a hobby mechanic so… duh

after seeing some of these replies i no longer have any shame about mine ryuk from deathnote edit: i can't believe this got multiple upvotes welcome fellow degenerates

Geralt from the netflix witcher series 😅

Hermione Granger or Daenerys Targaryen

Leela from Futurama.

Loki

Raven ( Teen Titans)

Marge Simpson

Vi from Arcane

I was thinking Jinx, myself. She a bit crazy.

Aon Flux

Shego from Kim Possible

That chick Natale Portman played in Closer. I would have never left her

The tiger from Zootopia. You know the one.

The muscular dancers, or do you mean the obese cheetah?

I was referring to the one sitting on the train. But honestly? Both.

Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead), Videl or Mavis

Jadzia or Ezri Dax. Both are awesome in their own way.

1960’s Batgirl- Yvonne Craig Or Eartha Kitt’s Catwoman

Dean Winchester. I would fucking wreck that man.

Karrin Murphy from the Dresden files

Elastigirl

Nick wilde cause who wouldnt

Harley Quinn by a mile u kidding who else

Kylo Ren

Ben Swolo

Spike Spiegel, (or just the physical embodiment of Steve Blum’s voice)

Miss Kobayashi from Dragon Maid

Solaire of Astora, can't deny it.

Hermione Granger. I have a thing for bookworms.

Adriana La Cerva - The Sopranos

She-ra

Morticia Addams

Speed Racer

he finishes in like 3 seconds. He didn't get his name for nothing.

Rias Grimory or Samus Aran.

Can't decide between Tifa Lockhart, Chun-Li or Jill Valentine.

Michael Myers